*Warning: Don't nag. I know I'm supposed to be studying. Please cut me some slack, I need time to relax too (sobs), I only used 30 minutes for this side chapter!
At least I finished 5 bloody chapters of Math and Science.
So. Don't. Nag.
Chapter 5.2 (Chatroom Comedy No. 1)
- InstinctDab entered the chatroom -
InstinctDab: Aw damn. No one's here...
InstinctDab: ajfbfldichsnaldvcnxkahankfchsnelfjadvneksjclwpapz
- FieryValor entered the chatroom -
InstinctDab: ajfhdakdbkcsjqlzoxhenkdckwfkwxhdbwbkduchenskxjwvmdjhehwkscwkuddddddddddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbnbbnbbbbbb
FieryValor: You okay there, Spark?
InstinctDab: That was my Pikachu. It was punching my keyboard.
FieryValor: *Applause* I'm amazed it managed to spell "dab" correctly, although with excessive letters.
InstinctDab: OMG HE DID WHAT!?
InstinctDab: OMG MY CHILD IS SO AWESOME
InstinctDab: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM
FieryValor: Spark, calm down.
InstinctDab: GOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM
FieryValor: Your "OMG" looks like "GOM" right now.
- MysticalIcy entered the chatroom -
FieryValor: Hey Blanche! First time using online chat!
InstinctDab: OMG she's using that name! *dab*
MysticalIcy: *sighing emoji*
MysticalIcy: It's because you guys kept bugging me to create an account.
InstinctDab: ajdgakxbakchanxkuwkxblxjwlcblsfhwmcihfjskbskcbskvakshsjxbakx
MysticalIcy: Is his computer malfunctioning?
FieryValor: His Pikachu is malfunctioning. Punching his keyboard again.
FieryValor: That mouse has hatred towards his keyboard. Not the mouse.
MysticalIcy: Was that supposed to be a pun?
InstinctDab: djqnfkwfkwdbodjdwkzbdjcnwkcjwvxkvjjwmcbwkfkwiqofpwsbqpsfnwksicbwkajdbdkcinwkxxjlwbxlabdakkabxkaohsbckaifnzksokqbbdddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbb
FieryValor: Is this on purpose? That word again?
InstinctDab: DABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDAB
FieryValor: SPARK.
MysticalIcy: I swear, if he breaks the keybo
FieryValor: ?
FieryValor: ?
FieryValor: Blanche?
FieryValor: Something wrong?
FieryValor: Spark?
MysticalIcy: He broke it.
FieryValor: Whut?
MysticalIcy: The keyboard.
FieryValor: ...
MysticalIcy: He just came to my room and asked for a new one.
FieryValor: Somehow nothing is surprising me anymore.
MysticalIcy: I've got a burning question.
FieryValor: Burning? Come at me anytime, bro.
MysticalIcy: ...
MysticalIcy: Anyways
MysticalIcy: Why are we chatting online when our rooms are just right next to each other?
FieryValor: Idk
MysticalIcy: We're becoming slaves of the internet, I'm telling you.
FieryValor: Tell that to the person who created the internet.
MysticalIcy: ... I don't know who's the creator.
FieryValor: I'm on Google Search right now.
MysticalIcy: Oh.
FieryValor: Too many words on Wikipedia
MysticalIcy: Oh.
FieryValor: Help me read.
MysticalIcy: No.
FieryValor: Then nvm.
MysticalIcy: Ok.
FieryValor: Why are you typing two letter words and a fullstop everytime?
MysticalIcy: Bu.
FieryValor: Bu?
MysticalIcy: Sy.
FieryValor: ...
FieryValor: Still doing your report?
MysticalIcy: Ya.
FieryValor: Don't overwork again.
MysticalIcy: Ok.
FieryValor: Unless you want to eat that porridge?
MysticalIcy: NO.
FieryValor: Hmm? Spark hasn't connect his keyboard yet.
FieryValor: Well he's taking a long time.
FieryValor: Maybe he broke the key
MysticalIcy: What happened?
MysticalIcy: Candela?
MysticalIcy: ... Don't tell me...
MysticalIcy: ...
MysticalIcy: Oh great.
FieryValor: He broke it.
MysticalIcy: Why am I not surprised?
FieryValor: He was crying.
MysticalIcy: ...
FieryValor: He said after he brought it to his room, Pikachu started punching it again.
MysticalIcy: *sighing emoji*
FieryValor: Then Pikachu typed the word "dab".
FieryValor: And Spark was so happy that he did a dab on the spot.
MysticalIcy: ...
FieryValor: And he was holding the keyboard before he did the dab.
MysticalIcy: Are you srs?
MysticalIcy: He threw it.
FieryValor: Yep.
MysticalIcy: He threw a keyboard while doing a dab.
FieryValor: Yep.
MysticalIcy: And he did that dab because his Pikachu typed the word "dab".
FieryValor: Yep.
MysticalIcy: ... Miracles do happen.
FieryValor: I guess.
MysticalIcy: ...
FieryValor: ...
MysticalIcy: So you gave him a new one?
FieryValor: Yep. He was crying, you know.
MysticalIcy: You totally should never give him a keyboard again.
FieryValor: Huh? Why?
MysticalIcy: Because he just crawled into my room and is now begging me for a new one.
FieryValor: ...
MysticalIcy: And apparently, this time is because Pikachu used a Thunderbolt on it.
FieryValor: *gasping emoji*
FieryValor: REVELATION.
FieryValor: PIKACHU HATES KEYBOARDS.
MysticalIcy: I thought we knew that long ago.
MysticalIcy: That's why it broke 15 keyboards in total.
FieryValor: You counted?
MysticalIcy: I am managing our dormitory funds, you know.
FieryValor: Thanks for the hard work.
MysticalIcy: You're welcome.
FieryValor: Btw
MysticalIcy: ?
FieryValor: Did you give him a new one?
MysticalIcy: No.
MysticalIcy: I'm not a keyboard supplier.
FieryValor: That's very true.
FieryValor: And? Is he still there?
MysticalIcy: No.
- InstinctDab left the chatroom -
FieryValor: Ah. I see.
MysticalIcy: And he's gone.
MysticalIcy: I have to focus on my report now.
FieryValor: Oh, sure.
FieryValor: Don't overwork.
MysticalIcy: Ok.
MysticalIcy: Next door, if you need me.
- MysticalIcy left the chatroom -
FieryValor: Good night!
FieryValor: And I was one second late in sending that.
FieryValor: Oh well.
- FieryValor left the chatroom -
Credits:
Geography. The idea just miraculously popped into my head after I was done with a Data Response Question. So don't nag.
I AM STUDYING.
Plus you got a chapter.
So don't nag.
Don't.
Nag.
Okay.
Bye.
- onetimetrip left the chatroom -
