*Warning: Don't nag. I know I'm supposed to be studying. Please cut me some slack, I need time to relax too (sobs), I only used 30 minutes for this side chapter!

At least I finished 5 bloody chapters of Math and Science.

So. Don't. Nag.


Chapter 5.2 (Chatroom Comedy No. 1)

- InstinctDab entered the chatroom -

InstinctDab: Aw damn. No one's here...

InstinctDab: ajfbfldichsnaldvcnxkahankfchsnelfjadvneksjclwpapz

- FieryValor entered the chatroom -

InstinctDab: ajfhdakdbkcsjqlzoxhenkdckwfkwxhdbwbkduchenskxjwvmdjhehwkscwkuddddddddddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbnbbnbbbbbb

FieryValor: You okay there, Spark?

InstinctDab: That was my Pikachu. It was punching my keyboard.

FieryValor: *Applause* I'm amazed it managed to spell "dab" correctly, although with excessive letters.

InstinctDab: OMG HE DID WHAT!?

InstinctDab: OMG MY CHILD IS SO AWESOME

InstinctDab: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM

FieryValor: Spark, calm down.

InstinctDab: GOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM

FieryValor: Your "OMG" looks like "GOM" right now.

- MysticalIcy entered the chatroom -

FieryValor: Hey Blanche! First time using online chat!

InstinctDab: OMG she's using that name! *dab*

MysticalIcy: *sighing emoji*

MysticalIcy: It's because you guys kept bugging me to create an account.

InstinctDab: ajdgakxbakchanxkuwkxblxjwlcblsfhwmcihfjskbskcbskvakshsjxbakx

MysticalIcy: Is his computer malfunctioning?

FieryValor: His Pikachu is malfunctioning. Punching his keyboard again.

FieryValor: That mouse has hatred towards his keyboard. Not the mouse.

MysticalIcy: Was that supposed to be a pun?

InstinctDab: djqnfkwfkwdbodjdwkzbdjcnwkcjwvxkvjjwmcbwkfkwiqofpwsbqpsfnwksicbwkajdbdkcinwkxxjlwbxlabdakkabxkaohsbckaifnzksokqbbdddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbb

FieryValor: Is this on purpose? That word again?

InstinctDab: DABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDABDAB

FieryValor: SPARK.

MysticalIcy: I swear, if he breaks the keybo

FieryValor: ?

FieryValor: ?

FieryValor: Blanche?

FieryValor: Something wrong?

FieryValor: Spark?

MysticalIcy: He broke it.

FieryValor: Whut?

MysticalIcy: The keyboard.

FieryValor: ...

MysticalIcy: He just came to my room and asked for a new one.

FieryValor: Somehow nothing is surprising me anymore.

MysticalIcy: I've got a burning question.

FieryValor: Burning? Come at me anytime, bro.

MysticalIcy: ...

MysticalIcy: Anyways

MysticalIcy: Why are we chatting online when our rooms are just right next to each other?

FieryValor: Idk

MysticalIcy: We're becoming slaves of the internet, I'm telling you.

FieryValor: Tell that to the person who created the internet.

MysticalIcy: ... I don't know who's the creator.

FieryValor: I'm on Google Search right now.

MysticalIcy: Oh.

FieryValor: Too many words on Wikipedia

MysticalIcy: Oh.

FieryValor: Help me read.

MysticalIcy: No.

FieryValor: Then nvm.

MysticalIcy: Ok.

FieryValor: Why are you typing two letter words and a fullstop everytime?

MysticalIcy: Bu.

FieryValor: Bu?

MysticalIcy: Sy.

FieryValor: ...

FieryValor: Still doing your report?

MysticalIcy: Ya.

FieryValor: Don't overwork again.

MysticalIcy: Ok.

FieryValor: Unless you want to eat that porridge?

MysticalIcy: NO.

FieryValor: Hmm? Spark hasn't connect his keyboard yet.

FieryValor: Well he's taking a long time.

FieryValor: Maybe he broke the key

MysticalIcy: What happened?

MysticalIcy: Candela?

MysticalIcy: ... Don't tell me...

MysticalIcy: ...

MysticalIcy: Oh great.

FieryValor: He broke it.

MysticalIcy: Why am I not surprised?

FieryValor: He was crying.

MysticalIcy: ...

FieryValor: He said after he brought it to his room, Pikachu started punching it again.

MysticalIcy: *sighing emoji*

FieryValor: Then Pikachu typed the word "dab".

FieryValor: And Spark was so happy that he did a dab on the spot.

MysticalIcy: ...

FieryValor: And he was holding the keyboard before he did the dab.

MysticalIcy: Are you srs?

MysticalIcy: He threw it.

FieryValor: Yep.

MysticalIcy: He threw a keyboard while doing a dab.

FieryValor: Yep.

MysticalIcy: And he did that dab because his Pikachu typed the word "dab".

FieryValor: Yep.

MysticalIcy: ... Miracles do happen.

FieryValor: I guess.

MysticalIcy: ...

FieryValor: ...

MysticalIcy: So you gave him a new one?

FieryValor: Yep. He was crying, you know.

MysticalIcy: You totally should never give him a keyboard again.

FieryValor: Huh? Why?

MysticalIcy: Because he just crawled into my room and is now begging me for a new one.

FieryValor: ...

MysticalIcy: And apparently, this time is because Pikachu used a Thunderbolt on it.

FieryValor: *gasping emoji*

FieryValor: REVELATION.

FieryValor: PIKACHU HATES KEYBOARDS.

MysticalIcy: I thought we knew that long ago.

MysticalIcy: That's why it broke 15 keyboards in total.

FieryValor: You counted?

MysticalIcy: I am managing our dormitory funds, you know.

FieryValor: Thanks for the hard work.

MysticalIcy: You're welcome.

FieryValor: Btw

MysticalIcy: ?

FieryValor: Did you give him a new one?

MysticalIcy: No.

MysticalIcy: I'm not a keyboard supplier.

FieryValor: That's very true.

FieryValor: And? Is he still there?

MysticalIcy: No.

- InstinctDab left the chatroom -

FieryValor: Ah. I see.

MysticalIcy: And he's gone.

MysticalIcy: I have to focus on my report now.

FieryValor: Oh, sure.

FieryValor: Don't overwork.

MysticalIcy: Ok.

MysticalIcy: Next door, if you need me.

- MysticalIcy left the chatroom -

FieryValor: Good night!

FieryValor: And I was one second late in sending that.

FieryValor: Oh well.

- FieryValor left the chatroom -


Credits:

Geography. The idea just miraculously popped into my head after I was done with a Data Response Question. So don't nag.

I AM STUDYING.

Plus you got a chapter.

So don't nag.

Don't.

Nag.

Okay.

Bye.

- onetimetrip left the chatroom -