Chapter 7


"Speech"

'Thoughts'

Story Title


Yang's Bike

(Suggested by Shadow Joestar)

"Woo-hoo!" Natsu popped a wheelie on Bumblebee as he rode down the streets of Vale. He reached the parking garage and jumped off, only to come face to face with Yang, tapping her foot in anger. "Sorry."

"Not bad." The blonde said as she hopped on her bike. "How about I give you some lessons?" Natsu jumped on and the two rode in to the sunset, before Yang punched him off the bike. "Lesson one, don't touch my bike."


Dust Dare

(Suggested by grimlock987)

"I dare you to eat this Dust Crystal." Blake sarcastically said as she tossed Yang a fire Dust crystal.

"You're on." Yang raised the crystal to her mouth. Suddenly, the lights went out as objects fell over and then a chomp was heard. Blake turned on a lamp and both girls looked at Natsu on the fist holding the dust.

Natsu slowly pulled his mouth off of Yang's fist and looked her in the eye. "I can explain."


Graffiti

(Suggested by Lancelot Du Loc)

Sun and Neptune stared at the giant, red foreign characters spray painted on to the wall before they pulled out their fake mustaches and slapping them on.

They watched as Ryuko walked into the art room with red paint on her hands. The door closed and a second later the two burst open and grabbed her. "It's over! We know you defaced school property!"

"The graffiti was red!" Neptune said, hold her hands up. "Just like this paint!"

"Guys..." Sun and Neptune looked as the rest of teams NVAR and RWBY held up there hands, showing red paint on all of them. "We were painting fruit..." Vergil pointed to a bowl of red apples.

"Ruby!" Weiss shouted. "There are no butts on apples!"


Yang vs Velvet

(Suggested by striker sigma)

"He's mine!" Velvet pulled on Natsu's arm, bringing him closer to her.

"No, he's mine!" Yang pulled on his left, bringing him closer to her. Back and forth the two woman pulled on Natsu, much to his annoyance.

"A little help here?!" Natsu shouted. The camera pulls back to show VAR, RWB, SSN, JNPR, and CFY all in a pile, beaten and bruised.

"No, you're doing a good job." Vergil shouted from the top of the pile.

"HE'S MINE!" Both girls grabbed his jacket and pulled, ripping the fabric in two pieces. Both girls fell onto their butts and stared as Natsu's wings shot up before falling to his side.

All stared at Natsu as he looked at Yang, wide eyed. "I can explain."


Getting Under Your Skin

(Suggested by Crossovernaru)

"Hey.. Natsu..." Yang nudged her boyfriend, who just sat on a chair, staring at the wall. "Come on, we got a party set up for ya."

Both teams stood behind them in party hats around a cake. Yang tapped Natsu again, and he fell over on his face which turned into powder. In a terrified frenzy, six ran out of the room while Weiss jumped out a window.

The room now emptied, the opened again and Natsu, naked and with pink scales, and Glynda, in a biohazard hazard suit, walked into the room. "Please get your clothes off the floor."


Hair Dye

Team RWB were in their room doing various things until a massive scream scared them all on to the floor. Yang slammed the bathroom door open, showing her blonde hair now a sickly grey.

She looked over at the main door, where Velvet was laughing, holding her real shampoo. "Get back here!" Yang ran after the Faunus with red eyes, before running the other way, crying.

Natsu walked into RWBY's room and looked around. "You guys see Yang? We were suppose to go out today?"


Sorry for the earlier post. I thought this chapter was finished, but then I remembered I missed one short, had to fix it.

A lot of you guys are asking me for a Christmas themed short. If it was ANY other year, I would do it in a heartbeat. It's one of my favorite holidays of the year, but this is not a happy time this year, it's freaking scary. All thanks to one man, D.T.