The next morning, everyone was still asleep, but a limo was on its way into the forest with a contract for Scott to sign.

"Sir, the limo is arriving, what shall I do?" Drax asked as he was watching this upside down before talking to his boss on the phone.

"You know what to do." Scott told him.

"Right." Drax replied.

"We should be there pretty soon, sir and ma'am." The driver told his passengers.

"I do hope this doesn't interfere with my opera practice..." A snooty blonde-haired woman in a white fur coat murmured as she swished her drink in the glass before taking a sip.

"I promise it won't, ma'am." The driver promised.

"Ah, my darling, this will be great for all of us." A man soothed his wife, gently stroking her hand.

"Oh, my love, it had better be, after all, we've got to have money~" The woman chuckled pompously.

The driver soon gasped as soon as he saw what was right in front of the limo, causing him to stop the car.

"Driver, why did we stop?" The woman demanded.

"Uh, um, well, I'm not sure how to put this, mi'lady..." The driver shivered nervously while gripping the steering wheel.

"Spill it!" The man demanded.

"It's a vampire from those K-Fee commercials." The driver informed.

The man and woman looked in deadpan.

"We don't have time for this, we have to sign a contract with this Scott Wakefield fellow, he promised us a grand fortune." The man huffed with his wife as she sipped her martini.

Drax popped up from the window, scaring them.

"OH, MY GOD!" The man cried out.

"I-I do apologize, sir and ma'am, perhaps we should return to the hotel for a little while?" The driver smiled nervously to the rich couple in the back seats.

"Nobody's going anywhere." Drax chuckled before roaring as he morphed into a bat creature.

The man, the woman, and the driver all screamed.


Mike soon came back to the others, normal and all and she woke everyone up as it was time to go.

"Oh, sure, partner me up with the cow..." Penn muttered as he was with Elsie, the mascot for The Borden Dairy Company.

Eddy laughed and pointed at him.

"What are you laughing at, Shorty?" Penn glared.

"Oh, nothing~" Eddy laughed innocently.

Penn glared as he walked with Elsie.

"You sure you don't want some milk, hon?" Elsie asked Cindy.

"No thank you, maybe later." Cindy smiled apologetically.

Sky and Jo looked at their group which consists of: Zaria, Flo, Nick, Bernard, the English woman who was named Jane Goodwill, Chef Boyardee, the Red, Yellow, and Brown M&Ms, Betty Crocker, Snuggle, Aunt Jemima , Sailor Jack, and his dog, Bingo, and Count Chocula.

"Not that bad of a group." Jo commented.

"I miss my kitchen." Chef Boyardee frowned.

"Ma'am, are you sure that you can handle this?" Sky asked Betty Crocker.

"Sweetie, I may be 77, but I still can kick some butt." Betty reassured.

"You're 77?" Jo asked. "Man, I wish you were my granny."

"Oh, yes," Betty chuckled. "My granddaughter and I sure love to bake and kick some butt."

Jo chuckled. "All right then, come on, let's get going."

Betty Crocker waved a wooden spoon in her hand before putting it in her pocket like a badass grandmother.


The Rowdyruff Boys looked at their group which consists of : The Utz girl, Coppertone girl, Morton Salt girl, Little Mikey, Little Miss Sunbeam, Alyssa, Kelsey and Chelsea Cheetah, Elizabeth Crocker, Boo Jr, Franken Bobby, Connor Choucla, Roselle, Toucan Sam's nephews.

"Thanks for saving us too, we really missed Uncle Toucan." Toucan Sam's nephews smiled.

"We're heroes," Boomer replied. "That's what we do."

"Oh, dear, oh, my, I hope that we can beat that meanie." Little Miss Sunbeam commented.

"We will, you've got nothing to worry about, Doll Face." Butch smirked.

"All right, you guys, Mike assigned you guys to us, and you gotta listen to everything we say, like-" Brick began.

"Conga!" Boomer laughed.

"SHUT UP!" Brick slapped the back of his head.

"Ow!" Boomer pouted and rubbed the back of his head. "What'd I do?!"

"How about doing the Cha-Cha?" Butch asked.

"Guys!" Brick glared. "You heard what Mike said, we have to focus, now pay attention, it'll be 12:00 soon!"

"Oh, right, sorry." Butch smiled sheepishly.

"Since Mike assigned you guys to us, that means you gotta do whatever we say, got it?" Brick asked.

"Yes, sir!" The kid mascots saluted.

"Heh, I like these kids, we should boss around more kids more often." Brick laughed.

"Yeah." Butch agreed.


Among these kids, one of them had an evil smirk, though no one saw it. Cindy, Maxwell, and Courage's group were the Keebler Elves, Duke, Mayhem, Mike McGlore, Trix, Dig 'Em frog, Captain Lucky Rabbit King, King Vitamin, Cap'n Crunch, Buzz, Sonny, The Nesquik Rabbit, the Campbell Soup kids, and Joe Camel.

"Eh, not that bad of a group." Cindy commented.

"Mm-hmm." Courage nodded in agreement.

"You don't talk much, huh?" Duke asked the cowardly dog.

"Not really," Courage replied. "No one understands me except for Dawn, Arnold, and Sky."

"Oh, well, good to have another dog on the team." Duke said before scratching behind his ear.

"Could switching to GEICO save you-" Mike McGlore began.

"Dude, not now." Mayhem muttered.

"15% or more on Car Insurance...?" Mike McGlore tried to go on.

"Dude, I swear by all that is holy, I will sting you with no regrets." Buzz warned.

"BZZ!" Bernard buzzed in agreement.

"Sorry, it's a force of habit." Mike McGlore defended.

The others then looked relieved.

"All right you guys, move out!" Mike said.

The mascots were then going with the group for their freedom.


Meanwhile, Scott and Dave were both waiting for the lawyers to show up for the contract as it was 11:58 right now.

"Ah, here comes the limo." Dave smiled.

"Excellent." Scott smirked.

The limo soon pulled up. Dave and Scott stood together, looking sharp and intelligent. The man and the woman came out of the limo, looking hypnotized, just like how Scott wanted.

"Ah, you've made it," Scott smirked to the rich couple. "Mr. and Mrs. Richard Rich."

"Yes... I am Richard Rich, and this is my wife, Regina Rich," The man introduced. "We're so happy to have come."

"Our driver Wiggins has brought us as soon as possible for this matter." The woman added.

"Well, there's one thing we need to do before I sign it," Scott replied. "Oh, Drax?"

Drax grabbed Dave from behind.

"S-Scott, what's going on?!" Dave asked his new co-worker.

"Don't worry, Dave, this is all apart of what I had planned." Scott grinned darkly.

"What are you talking about?" Dave asked. "What's going on?!"

"Oh, you see, my men and I are the ones who captured the mascots." Scott revealed.

"But I don't understand," Dave frowned. "Why wouldn't you do something like this?"

"For the millions, why else?" Scott laughed. "You were just a ploy in my plan, like your foolish hamburger obsessed daughter! With all the beloved TV mascots gone from commercials, I'll be there to collect the money they earn from their petty paychecks, and the whole world will know the name Scott Wakefield, and soon, they will know him as their dictator of the Earth who will enslave them all, like the second coming of my childhood hero: Adolf Hitler!"

"Mr. and Mrs. Rich, help!" Dave cried out.

"I'm afraid they won't be able to help you," Scott mocked. "You see, they are hypnotized, thanks to my vampire friend."

Drax laughed wickedly while the Rich couple were in a daze.

"Th-This can't be happening!" Dave frowned.

"Oh, it's happening..." Scott smirked as he now had a contract as it was a minute to 12:00 and was about to sign on the dotted line.

A Baterang then knocked the contract out of his hand.

"Owch!" Scott glared. "Who dares interrupt my signing?"

"We do." A voice said.


Then suddenly, Dave and Scott came to see the group with the missing mascots, all looking angry with Scott for betraying Dave like this, especially Wendy since she was Dave's daughter.

"How did you all escape?" Scott glowered.

"Let's just say we used our fire power," Mike replied. "Now, return Wendy's father!"

"You may have your men, but I've got mine as well!" Scott glared.

Scott's men then appeared as well, being the banned and betrayed mascots.

"Maxwell the Pig, you betrayed us?" Martin frowned. "But why?!"

"Sorry, but I don't like it when others 'hog' the spotlight!" Maxwell the Pig snorted with a glare towards the gecko and Mike McGlore.

"Ah, that was so funny, I forgot to laugh." Nick deadpanned.

"Ah, shut up, you stupid caveman," Maxwell the Pig rolled his eyes. "'It's so easy that a caveman could do it'? Give me a break!"

"You know how I feel about that slogan." Nick replied.

"Oh, yeah?" Maxwell the Pig smirked. "How's that sitcom of yours doing on CBS? I'm sure it's doing as good as Son of Zorn on FOX. That He-Man/Thundercats wannabe."

"Okay, you know what?" Nick glared. "I'm gonna turn you into bacon in a minute!"

"Honey, calm down." Flo soothed her boyfriend.

"Is that your girlfriend?" Maxwell the Pig scoffed. "She looks so trashy! What'd ya do, pick her up on the street?"

Flo glared slightly.

"You're the most annoying mascot ever!" Maxwell the Pig glared back at Flo. "I have no idea why they decided to make you a meme on the internet! You need to get back on the pole!"

"Hey, leave my Aunt Flo alone or I'm gonna turn you into ham!" Alyssa threatened.

"Ooh, what a sweet comeback from a short stack." Maxwell the Pig snorted.

"I'm gonna have a short stack of pancakes for breakfast with you if you don't shut up!" Alyssa glared at the pig.

"I'd like to see you try, you little punk!" Maxwell the Pig replied.

"Honey, where did you pick him up from?" Louise asked her son. "He's worse than the Hump Day camel."

"Aflac Duck?!" Cindy frowned. "You too?!"

"Af-Yes, it's me, you stupid little kid!" The Aflac Duck replied.

"You can actually talk?" Cindy asked out of shock.

"Cindy, you're a smart girl, why do you get easily excited like a kid with AD/HD?" Penn deadpanned.

"I blame lazy writing." Cindy muttered.

"Shut up, Fatso." The Aflac Duck glared at Penn.

"Hey, who are you calling Fatso?" Penn glared back.

"I don't understand, why you?" Justine asked the duck.

"Because nobody likes the duck! Nobody wants to buy my insurance!" The Aflac Duck explained before pointing to Martin, Erin, Flo, Mayhem, and Jake from State Farm. "They prefer a stupid lizard, a slutty version of Kim Possible, an annoying insurance mascot, a stupid and clumsy guy, and that... That... That man in khakis!"

"Are we talking or fighting?" Mike deadpanned to everybody.

"Wait a minute, I wish to inform you that one of your new friends is working on my side." Scott smirked.

"What?!" Mike glared.

"You're lying!" Cindy added.

"Am I?" Scott replied. "Tell them... Little Miss Sunbeam."

Little Miss Sunbeam soon stood over.

"SUNBEAM!" The Utz Chips girl cried out, looking heartbroken like when Numbuh 12 betrayed the Kids Next Door at Numbuh 86's slumber party and looked like she was going to cry. "Why?!"

"And you were also my girlfriend," Little Mikey frowned. "Why would you do something like this?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, guys, but Scott gave me a great offer by assisting him for the future of bread that might even outsell Wonder Bread," Little Miss Sunbeam frowned at first before smirking. "So I figured, why not take a walk on the dark side?"

"But Sunbeam, what about us?" Little Mikey asked. "We've been going out together for so long!"

"Well, you can still join me, Mikey Poo, and we can be together forever." Little Miss Sunbeam bribed.

"I'm sorry, Sunbeam, but I can't love someone who would betray me like this," Mikey shook his head. "Not even for all the Life cereal in the world."

"Well, I guess it's over between us then," Little Miss Sunbeam replied. "Pity."

"Let's kill them all!" The Noid called out as he glared at the other mascots.

"All right, you guys, give 'em what you got." Duncan told the good mascots.

And so, began the war of the mascots.