Author's Note: Sorry this took so long

Author's Note: Sorry this took so long. I'll try to write lots more this summer but my 'puter's screwed up. Pft. I wrote a one shot for you peoples to enjoy because I can't think of what to do. Wait…IT'S COMING TO ME! Yes…I have a plan…(hint) 'Girls have got game, too.' Hmmm….

Chapter 7: Time for A Plan.

James and Remus followed Lily around all day. Just because they followed her to Ancient Runes, James earned another class that he hadn't had before. They tried to hang out with her:

"Hey, Sirius/Lily, wanna pull a prank on Snivellous?...OWWW!! What the?!...AHHHHHH! Your mad! RUNNNN!"

They followed her into the girl's bathroom:

"Lily c'mon, we know you have Sirius in you somewhere deep, deep down inside of you— AHHHHHHHHH! Ouch! Wha? NO! NO!!"

"Quit (hex) following (curse) me! (hex, curse, hex, jinx)"

"Help! Jeeze…what is this place anyways? Ahhhhhhhh!"

"Oh look, James Potter and Remus Lupin are in a GIRLS TOILET! (hex, jinx, hex, curse)"

And James kept passing notes to her in McGonagall's class:

James' Note: Hey Sirius, look down….

Lily/Sirius Note (it looked like an untidy scawl because both were trying to write: LEAVE Me…no, keep talking, please,….ALONE….shut up Lily-Pad(Get it? Lily-Pad…Padfoot/lily put together?)….You son of….Lily come on, James has to talk to…A B (they scribbled) Lily watch your language!

As Lily walked by people in the hallway they sniggered. She looked at her back…Notes…

James Note: Will you go out with me?

Note 2: Can I have one of your socks?

Note 3: Will Sirius ever get his male body back….he doesn't look good as a girl…not that you don't Lily 

Note 4: Wanna curse Snivelly's pants off?

Note 5: It smells like chicken….

Lily furiously peeled them off while laughter from Sirius poured out of her mouth. "So…funny…HAHAHAHA!"

Tear…Tear…Rip…

Lily: Quit laughing…this is embarrassing.

Sirius: It DOES smell like chicken…why would he want your sock…yes, I will get my body back…I don't like girl's boo—

Lily: SHUT UP ALREADY! Go to sleep.

Sirius: Your right…I am sleepy…zzzzzzzzzzz

Lily: Yes…..

Lily scampered to her dormitory to find Mary, Marly, and Elizabeth laughing at a joke that Marly had just told. Elizabeth was shaking with laughter and Mary had tears running down her face though she also had a smile and a laugh.

"Want to hear—" Marly began to say.

"No, no, no time for jokes, they embarrass me enough and, and—" Lily looked at all of the girls with no kidding in her eyes. "Let's get 'em back. Let's get revenge for all of the times that James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter have had their laughs. Don't you think they embarrass the heck out of us EVERY STINKING DAY? I'm done with it. We need a plan."

Marly grinned nastily. "I agree. Let's make them regret all of the times they had hit on us or played pranks….or for Peter, picked his nose."

Mary crinkled her nose. "I'm in."

Elizabeth smiled in a bring-it-on way. "Let's do it."

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Lily led the group to the library to each grab a book as they could find that could possibly help them. Marly had stuck to Spellbook Revenge: A Dictionary of Curses, Hexes, Jinxes, and Defensive Spells. Elizabeth had been thoughtful and decided to check out Quiditch Through The Ages. Why? Hmmm….What could you possibly do to hurt someone who happens to love broomsticks….Mary had decided to stick with what she already had and chose The Standard Book of Spells: Grade 7. Lily had decided that they had taken all of the books she would've and stuck also with a book she also had: Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them. Why? What could a vicious beast possibly do to a boy…?

Sirius: Do we have to read books? I mean….they aren't even interesting….what are you all reading them for anyways?

Lily scowled.

Lily: A combined classes project. You don't listen in class, so you wouldn't know.

Sirius: Fair enough.

Elizabeth sighed. "We could get a Quodpot ball and have it explode in their faces?"

Lily also sighed. "That isn't near good enough. And besides, where on earth would we get a Quodpot ball?"

"In America." Marly sang. "Ohhhh, there are some really good jinxes in here…."

"We could use Aguamenti to flood their dorm rooms." Mary said.

"I don't think that would work. This school is magical." Lily said. "I wish we could get a Nundu, but that would kill them."

"What's a Nundu?" Marly asked.

"This East African beast is arguably the most dangerous in the world. A gigantic leopard that moves silently despite it's size and whose breathe causes diseases virulent enough to eliminate entire villages, it has never yet been subdued by fewer than one hundred skilled wizards working together." Lily stated.

"Wow…" Marly said.

Sirius: This doesn't sound like a project….

Lily: Oh, it is. It is.

A/N: So, I know it was short but I still updated. I updated because I have gotten four angry reviews from a certain person. But I have meant to update anyway. Tell me what you think and I will TRY to update by June 18….

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