The Teenage Mutated Ninja Turtles belong to Nickelodeon
RWBY belongs to Roosterteeth
Deathbattle belong to ScrewAttack
Back in with some more Death Battle
New chap new episode for team RWBY, I would like to thank everyone's kind words in the reviews I am still working hard to work out every episode, I'm still working hard on season 1 and I'll be keeping this to only team RWBY
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were grown from ooze and raised by a warrior rat in the sewers of New York to be the world's most fearsome fighting team.
"That's pretty bad ass name, even as TMNT" Ruby says as she opens a freshly heated popcorn bag. Weiss and Yang nodded as they grabbed some popcorn, as for Blake she felt like she was going to like this.
Boomstick: Lots of superheroes have some weird origin stories but this one is plain ridiculous!
Yang drinks up some soda to wash down some of the popcorn and says "This should be good, with the comics me and Ruby read we've seen plenty"
The girls see four regular looking green baby turtles and a rat walking on top of a puddle of some strange, bright green slime. The results are they grow as anthropomorphic turtles, all grown up along side with their rat master, Splinter.
"That is quiet weird, I wonder what's in the ooze" Weiss said as she eats some popcorn from Ruby's bowl.
"At least its different from how grimm are made, most books say they crawl out of dark tar pools, but no ones ever seen it to tell about it since its so grimm infested" Blake says as she keeps on watching.
Wiz: Their greatest advantage in battle is their family bond and teamwork. But, on their own, which Turtle is deadliest?
The girls were a bit surprised that they see them self's as brothers and now they were going battle to the death. Though it did raise some eyebrows to the four of them, witch of them were the deadliest. The girls look at each other as they question them selves before going back to their show.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
The first of the four brothers to come up is Leonardo, he wears a blue eye mask and carries two shorts swords.
Leonardo
(*Cues: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Main Theme (MARCH REMIX)*)
Wiz: Leonardo, the leader of the team is smart, strategic with a strong sense of honor.
The RWBY girls felt like they were going to like Leo. Ruby could relate since she's the leader of her team and carries around her own special sharp friend, Weiss likes since he's a strategist, both Blake and Yang liked his sense of honor since they both as well as Ruby and Weiss want to protect and help the innocent.
Boomstick: Too bad he traded his sense of humor for that sense of honor. This guy always means serious business.
"I wonder what it'd be like id you did that Ruby, just become a more serious Weiss, no wait never mind I can't handle two Weiss's" Yang jokes.
Ruby and Weiss "Hey!, I'm a great leader" Ruby answers "And your too much of a loose cannon, so I have to be the one to keep an eye on you" Weiss says. Ruby puffs out her cheeks and look away from Weiss.
NINJAKEN SWORDS
- 2 Ft. Long Blade
- Designed for Swift, Deadly, Offensive Strikes
- Also called Ninjato
- Commonly Referred to as Katana
- Invented by Hollywood
Boomstick: His weapon of choice is the Ninjaken swords: Shorter, sturdier and straighter than an ordinary Katana, and designed for swift deadly strikes! Out of all the Turtles' weapons, the Ninjaken is the only one specifically designed to murder people! What's better than one Ninjaken? Two, Damnit!
Ruby was starting to fan girl when she sees Leo's weapons of choice, Blake couldn't help but smile as well since Leo's weapons are similar to her Gambol Shroud sword mode. Both Weiss and Yang were impressed with Leo's two swords.
"Ooohh man those swords look great, short and light perfect for slicing and dicing" Ruby says in awe as she pretends to hold the swords in her hands.
"I do feel pretty comfortable with my weapon, through I'm not sure if I should carry two" Blake says while wondering if she should upgrade her weapon or carry another.
Yang wraps her arm around her Blake's neck" That would be pretty awesome, slicing and dicing twice the amount of grimm"
Wiz: In many timelines, Leonardo's the one who ultimately defeats The Shredder, though always with plenty of help.
"I wonder how tough the Shredder is?, since he sounds like to be the main villain" Blake questions, the name Shredder does give her some goosebumps.
"Who knows, maybe will learn about him someday" Weiss answers Blake.
SKILL SET
- Expert Strategist
- Sword Master
- Strong Both Physically and Mentally
- Serious Devotion to Training and Family
- Bushido Code
Wiz: As leader, he is usually the one with a plan. He spends most of his time training his body and mind under his Master Splinter's instruction and follows Bushido, a strict Samurai code of honor and duty. At one point, he even fought and killed a sort of physical embodiment of the Devil.
The girl jaws drop in awe as they watch Leo throw a spear at a huge, horrifying, tentacle beast "That is soooooo COOL" Ruby shouts out loud with stars in her eyes. Blake was starting to like Leo even more and wants to learn more about Bushido. While Yang and Weiss were impressed.
Boomstick: Giving Keanu Reeves a much needed break!
Wiz: However, Leonardo finds it difficult to accept failure. Should things go horribly wrong, his concentration can quickly slip away from him, leaving him sloppy and inprecise.
Boomstick: Leo doesn't like to lose.
"Reminds me of a certain someone" Yang says while be bumps her elbow on Ruby's leg, both her and Blake know who Yang was talking about, Weiss's only reply was "Hmmp". All three of them laugh it off.
Leonardo (1987 cartoon version): "Quit clowning you guys! This is serious!"
The next brother up is wearing a purple mask and is carrying a long wooden Bo staff.
Donatello
(*Cues: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 (1991) - Cowabunga*)
Wiz: Donatello is the brains of the bunch.
Boomstick: He does machines!
Wiz: Right, Boomstick. Somehow, he learned to operate and manipulate both Human and alien technology without any formal education or budget whatsoever. He also speaks 100% fluent Techno-babble.
Donatello: "The resulting intermit multi-polar flux should create the Electromagnetic Pulse!"
Boomstick: What the hell did I just hear? All that gibberish means he's probably trained less than the others, devoting more of his time for Science!
"uuuuhhh and I thought Port or Oobleck were boring to listen to" Yang complains as she leans back and sinks into her beanbag seat. Ruby and Blake laughed at Yang for her comment, Weiss tried to keep a straight face, but she manages to smile.
BO
- 6 Ft. Long Staff
- Durable
- Oak
- Longest Reach of all the Team's Weaponry
- Rocksteady's Worst Nightmare
Wiz: Fortunately, his useful Bo Staff makes up for his lack of constant training. Durable Oak and Six feet long, the Bo gives Donatello far more attack range than his other brothers.
"Seems like what Sun wields, though his is a lot more handy" Blake says, she knows that Sun is great at using his staff, that doubles as guns and nunchaku, even remembering the funny training stories he told her.
"Thinn Shun oould eettt mmhee…" Ruby tried to speck while having a mouth full of popcorn, one angry look from Weiss was enough for Ruby to chew up her food and swallowing "You think Sun would let me check out his staff Blake, please, please, pleeasssseeee" Blake had a pair of puppy eyed silver eye looking right at her "I'll see if he's free next time around"
"YES" Ruby cheers to herself.
Boomstick: The range is nice, but it takes a lot of time and patience to kill anybody with a stick!
Yang crushes and burps out loud "Seems cool and all, but nothing beats a good old fashion beating" she says as she cracks her knuckles.
SKILL SET
- Level-Headed
- Bojitsu Master
- Master Technician and Programmer
- Rumored IQ of 637
- Fluent in Techno-Babble
Wiz: He's no expert strategist, that's Leonardo's turf, but Donatello's considered the most level-headed of the Turtles. Even with his time spent tinkering, he's still a very capable warrior, easily keeping up with his brothers and even killing the Shredder in an alternate dimension.
"Not bad for a turtle nerd, huh Yang" Ruby jokingly says to her sister.
"Yeah, yeah I get it Rubes" Yang rolls her eyes at her sister's comment.
Boomstick: An ass-kicking nerd? I don't believe it.
Donatello (2003 cartoon version): "Eh, I'm making this up as I go."
Next brother to come up is wearing a orange eye mask and carries around two nun chucks.
Michelangelo
(*Cues: TMNT: Turtles in Time - Big Apple, 3 AM*)
Wiz: Michelangelo is the youngest of the turtles. He's lazy, undisciplined and easily distracted. He spends his free time playing video games, watching TV, reading comic books and eating pizza.
As the girls listened on Blake and Weiss couldn't help but look at each other then turn to their team partners, Weiss sees Ruby was watching the show while she eats a slide of pizza that she ordered while it was hanging from her mouth with out even using her hands, meanwhile Blake sees Yang relaxing back on her chair while letting out a burp.
It too some time for both sister's to realize their partners and both speck in sync "What?" Weiss and Blake said nothing and go back to the show.
Boomstick: That turtle is fucked up!
Wiz/RWBY: What?
Boomstick: Come on, you can't tell me that that turtle is not on drugs!
Wiz: I don't know, I always thought he was dropped as a kid.
Boomstick: Okay, look! He has all the signs! Strange eating habits, inability to pay attention, incoherent phrases...
"Not gonna lie that sorta reminds me of..." Ruby says bet before she can finish her team mates finish her sentence "…Nora"
Ruby answers back with a simple "Yup"
Wiz: Moving on, his weapon of choice...
BONG
- Also Known as Mikey's Super Dope Machine
- Made by Donatello
- Not Very Effective Weapon
Boomstick: The bong!
Yang couldn't help to laugh at Boomstick's joke, mean while Blake and Weiss face palmed, Ruby on the other hand was confused to her friends reactions.
NUNCHUCKS
- Also called Nunchakus
- Overcomplicated
- Looks Cool? Maybe?
- A Farming Tool
- Good for Strangling
- Obiviously, Mikey Strangles Enemies Off-Screen
Wiz: No, the Nunchaku, isn't really a weapon at all. It's a farming tool for threshing grain. These "weapons" are unnecessarily over complicated clubs with the effectiveness of a tattered flyswatter. Yet SOMEHOW, Michelangelo has been able to blunder his way through fights to victories he really doesn't deserve!
Ruby was feeling angry with Wiz's comments on the nun chucks, even the most basic thing can be a weapon and can be mastered if trained well.
Boomstick: He even beat Raph once.
Wiz: Sure, I get it, swing chuks around gives him momentum to hit with them, blah, blah, blah, but in the end, a baseball bat will give you the same effect and more with much less effort. Seriously, who came up with these things? They're preposterous!
Boomstick: You're prepostemous! I don't know.
"With practice anything can be mastered" Blake says while looking at her weapon as it hangs from her bed post.
Wiz: And, for some reason, in all his infinite wisdom, the great master Splinter gave the most complicated weapon to the retard of the group. WHY?
Boomstick: Mikey's not gonna win this fight, is he?
Wiz: He'd better not.
Michelangelo (2007 movie version): "Ho ho, someone's cranky!"
Last running brother is wearing a red eye mask and carries around to pick fork Sai's.
Raphael
(*Cues: I Beam Fight - TMNT*)
Boomstick: Raph is cool but crude! Hell, forget crude, this guy's borderline psycho!
"Sounds like a certain someone we all know" Weiss says, both her Ruby and Blake turn to look at Yang as she watches the show. The girls laugh at the tough, until Ruby whispers something to her team mate, they bot nod in agreement.
While Yang keeps on watching the show Weiss pokes her on Yang's side and quickly goes back to her normal position, Yang shrugs it off, a few seconds later Blake pokes at Yang's side with a stick and quickly sits back on her seat, Yang starts to get annoyed and mad, lastly Ruby pokes and bonks her stick on the top of Yang's head. This finally breaks her "Grrrrrr AAAGHHH" screaming in anger and breathing in and out heavily while her hair bursts into flames her friends start to roast some marshmallows around Yang's fire.
"Works every time" Ruby whisper's to her friends and eating up her perfectly cooked marshmallow. When you least expected you traitors, when. you. least. expected. it" Yang says while she roasted her own marshmallow. After a quickly laugh the girls go back to the show.
Wiz: Sure to throw the first punch, Raphael is certainly the most vicious of the team. He's constantly butting heads with the others and challenging Leonardo's leadership.
SAI
- A Dagger-Like Trucheon
- Used Against Swords
- Primarilly Defensive
- Traps and Controls an Opponent's Weapons
- For Stabbing, not Slicing
Boomstick: He uses twin Sai, which is like a combination of a pitchfork, dagger and Wolverine's claws!
Wiz: Like the nunchaku, they also humbly began as a farming tool but were re-evaluated to counter the oppressive samurai.
Boomstick: They're best used as a close ranged defensive weapon. The triple prongs are designed to block, trap and control an opponent's weapon, while using the pommel to beat the enemy into submission. Raph's Sai can even snap swords!
Ruby was star struck while hearing about the Sai's history and there usefulness, Blake was impressed by the Sai's.
SKILL SET
- Vicious and Brutal
- Sai Master
- Arguably the Toughest of the Team
- Hot-Headed with Common Fits of Rage
- Enjoys Fighting
Wiz: Raphael is not exactly the smartest fighter, usually rushing into a brawl without a plan and just overpowering a foe.
Yang nervously laughed as she looked at her friends, since every time they go some where she's always the first one to charge head first. Like the time they were out in the forest learning their map reading skills all of Yang's "Shortcuts" were either grimm nests river cliff surprises, muddy puddles or trenches.
"Come on guys your still mad about that" Yang pleads to her friends.
"It took hours to finally get my dress clean and to have all that mud out of my hair" (flashback showing Weiss the white clean princess all covered in mud with a angrily mad look on her face as she chase after Yang, mean while Blake covers up Ruby's ears due to Weiss's harsh vocabulary towards Yang)
"I was nearly taken 5 miles down stream thanks to your river shortcut "oh come on Blakey you can easily make the jump" clear the jump MY ASS!" (flashback shows team RWY running along the river edge as Blake goes down the river stream)
"Plus that grimm nest nearly got us killed but more importantly my baby got all scratched by all the Ursa's and Beowolfs" (flashback showing Crescent Rose having claw slashes and bite makes all over her, while Ruby hold her dramatically as she screams into the sky)
"I know I know, I'm sorry just please let it go" Yang begged to her friends, their only reply was "Hmmp"
Wiz: Because of this, Raphael spends much of his time honing his combat skills. It is very likely he is physically the strongest turtle.
Boomstick: Also, this guy's in some serious need of anger management!
Wiz: He is naturally hot-headed and sometimes loses control of his rage. He is much more vicious than the other turtles and, at one point in the comics, even became the Shredder himself.
The girls were shocked to hear that Raph would turn over to the dark side of evil, Blake could feel a relation to this with her being emotional towards the White Fang, ever since the started to creep in closer and closer to Vail.
Raphael (90s movie version): "Damn!"
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: Its time for a Death Battle
Ruby quickly pauses the video and talks with her friends
"Well this is a tough choice" Ruby says while scratching the back of her head.
Yang got up to refill a new bowl of snacks "Yeah, but this seems fair there are four of them and four of us"
Weiss speaks out after taking a spit from her drink "Seems fair, at least one of them has to win"
"Well let's put it into a vote" Blake says, waiting to hear her friends answers.
Ruby "Well I'm picking out Michelangelo"
Weiss "My choice will be Leonardo"
Blake "I'll go with Donatello"
Yang "Raph all the way baby"
"Seem like a deal, now let's get this thing rolling" Ruby cheers out and hits play.
Death Battle
(*Cues: 1987 TMNT Sewer BGM*)
Deep down in the sewers of New York, the turtle brothers are facing each other and each of them draw out their weapons.
"Oh man this is going to be brutal" Ruby as she grabs a fresh soda.
FIGHT!
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
In a split second Leonardo goes after Michelangelo with the first move and both of them trade blows, but both manage to dodge their moves.
Meanwhile, Donatello faces up against Raphael, both of them trade blows, but Don manages to get some extra hits on Raph with his Bo staff, Raph then holds his position to block off Don's staff hits.
Near by Leo back flips past them and is then hit by Michelangelo dive kick the two trade blows until Leo manages to land a stab on Micky's side, while he's distracted Leo leaps over him and slices off Micky's arm, as a finishing move Leo swings both his swords and decapitates his own brother's head off. Micky's lifeless body falls t the ground.
"Holy shit" Ruby screams out while covering her eyes, but leaving enough space open to continue watching.
"Oooohh man that WAS brutal" Yang reply's
(*Cues: Mouser Arsenal - TMNT 2K3 Game*)
Meanwhile with Don and Raph they continue on with their fighting. Both seem evenly matched as each block the other's attack, but Donatello manages to get some hits on Raph, with this spinning staff. He then uses his staff to throw Raph past Leo.
Leo goes in to attack Don, but Don manages to block off and dodge Leo's attacks, he then leaps on top of a large stack of crates and begins hitting Leo in the head with his staff from high above as his swords as stuck on the bottom boxes.
Seeing Don whacking Leo repeatedly gets the girls laughing a bit.
(*Cues: Stars Align - TMNT*)
Meanwhile back with Raph he wakes up from Don's attacks and gets right back up. He quickly jumps into the air and smashes right into the stack of crates, knocking down Donitello to the ground. As Raph lands next to Don, he proceeds to stab him with his sai's a total of 24 times.
The girls are stunned and shocked of seeing Raph brutally stabbing his own brother over and over again, they say nothing.
After finishing off Don, Raph stands up to faces Leo. They both go in for the attack but they manage to block off each other's kicks or weapons attacks.
As the girls watch the two brothers fight, the sound of metal hitting fills up the room.
Just then Raph manages to knocks Leo down into the water. As Leo resurfaces, Raph jumps into the water. They both brother's trade blows and dodges, it all ends with each of their weapons interlocking. Both seem to be at a stalemate until Raph catches Leo's swords with his sai's.
"The suspense is killing me" Weiss says as she grabs tightly to the bottom of her gown.
"Something has to give way eventually" Blake says while munching away at handfuls of popcorn with Yang
Eventually, the Raph's sai's manage to break Leo's sword and both of them stab each other. Raph gets stabbed in the throat while Leo's was stabbed on this side. As Raph falls dead to the water he let's out one last dying word.
Raphael: DAAAAAAMMMNNNN!
Raphael falls below the surface of the water, the swear water then turns and runs red with Raph's blood. Meanwhile Leo sits down in the water and looks at the sai stuck on his body, still alive.
K.O.!
Weiss wins it all but her and her friends were still shocked and surprised at this bloody fight.
(*Cues: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Main Theme (Rock/Metal Cover)*)
Boomstick: Woah ho ho! Somebody call an ambulance! Or a vet, I don't know.
"Now's not the time for...wait that is a pretty good question?" Ruby says as she questions herself.
Yang specks out to answer her little sister "My guess a vet, they're not human after all"
"Can we just get back to the show you two" Weiss says, Ruby and Yang reply's were sticking their tongues at Weiss.
Wiz: There is a reason why Leonardo is the leader of the team. Not for strength or speed, but for strategy. Leonardo understands the strengths and weaknesses of the other turtles. His biggest threat was Raphael's sword snapping Sai, so he attacked the weakest of the group first.
"That makes sense" Blake says "He did seem the weakest and had the least effective weapon" She and the girls did feel bad for Micky being taken out first.
Boomstick: This means Leo let Donny beat the hell outta Raph, who couldn't compete with Don's range. By the time Raph got his revenge, Leo was in way better shape for the final duel.
"impressive" Weiss whispered to herself, she thought it was great plan, having the strongest tighter out first while taking out the weakest seem like a brilliant move.
Wiz: And I can hear all the fanboys raging "But Raph won in the movie! He should win here! Nyah nyah!" No!
Ruby and Yang couldn't help but laugh at Wiz mocking the fanboys, Blake smiled a bit as she say her two friends laughing meanwhile Weiss didn't say or do much.
Wiz: Four reasons. One: The result of the fight was specifically plot constructive, which is rarely accurate. Two: Leonardo absolutely decimated Raph in the fist fight beforehand. Three: Leonardo didn't want to fight at all. If he did, he would've killed Raphael right here.
Boomstick: Tilt the blade, slide left, bam, no more Raph!
"Seems about right" Ruby says as she takes a sip of her soda "that just seems too easy, a quick pull and it's done"
Wiz: And four; That whole movie doesn't make much sense to begin with. Why should this?
Boomstick: But, hey, Leo can still die from that stab, right?
Wiz: Doubtful for several reasons. Turtles proportionally have smaller vital organs and far more muscle mass than humans, meaning there's little chance Raphael actually hit anything important. Leo's actually been stabbed plenty of times in the series and walked away, and all four turtles have been trained in Chi Kung and can control their breathing and heart rate to survive extreme conditions.
"I kind a want to read more on turtles, even if their not human like ninja's" Blake says "There could be some Faunus out there with turtle like figures" Blake wonders
"Plus the way they descried it, it sounds almost like our aura's
Boomstick: Looks like Leo got the point of this battle.
Wiz: The winner is Leonardo.
Boomstick: Next time on Death battle, Leo may taste victory now but the fight is just beginning.
Ruby pauses the video as It ended and lied back on the couch. "Well looks like Leo is going to fight again"
"Seems like it, hope it's going to be awesome" Yang gets up and stretches out her arms and legs.
"It does get me wondering" Blake questions.
"What is it Blake?" Ruby answers her.
"Which one of use is the best?" Blake says. The room soon filled with silence and each of them looked at each other. Yang smiled and broke the silence "Well how about a few more episodes and let's proof this"
Weiss and Ruby looked at each other and smiled and both answered "Oh you are so ON!"
That's the end of this chapter there will be more to come soon, not sure why this episode was the hardest, I guess since it was small and there are four characters I've been struggling a bit. But I fought on and it's done.
Hope you enjoyed and I will see you next time
