Wow, I have so many emotions regarding the reaction to the last couple of chapters. When I first started writing these, I had no idea that one person would like it and now that I know a lot of people do, I am a little overwhelmed. The reviews are fantastic and you make me laugh so hard. The favorites just put a smile on my face and I am just so happy that you guys like these stories despite their smutty nature. I'm really surprised that you like the story as well as the sexytimes. So a big thank you for all of the feedback and shout outs on tumblr.

It seems like everyone wants a Sam of their own. I don't know does someone like him exist IRL? If he does, he's the best kept secret because I sure am looking my damn self! LOL!

On top of everything, today has been a really emotional Samcedes day because the songs for the Yes/No episode were released and they are EVERYTHING. I'm actually tearing up right now due to their combined flawlessness. I don't know how I mustered up enough can to finish this chapter but I reached down deep and did it! This cavity-inducing fluff is dedicated to MorgansBabyGrl because she requested this version of Samcedes. Enjoy and feedback will forever be my crack!


Quinn nodded as the scales were continuously repeated, humming along absentmindedly as she killed a horde of zombies on her iPad. This had been their pre-performance routine for as long as she could remember and while most would say it was monotonous, Quinn cherished every moment she spent with her soul sister.

In less than an hour, Mercedes would be performing on Saturday Night Live for the first time during their Christmas episode. Quinn was amazed that she had been so calm, actually cracking jokes as the hair and makeup people helped her get ready for her biggest performance to date.

She grinned when she leveled up and earned five new achievements, glancing over at Mercedes as she sing-songed, "I beat your high score!"

Mercedes was in the middle of getting her lipstick applied and after she blotted, she replied, "No, you didn't!"

"Yes, I did!"

Quinn turned the iPad so Mercedes could see it, cheesing once she saw the disappointment creep across Mercedes's face.

"But what- how?"

She winked as she mimicked Mercedes's oft repeated phrase, "Skills, baby!"

Mercedes rolled her eyes as she rose gingerly from the chair.

"Enjoy it while you can because I'm coming for you, Fabray."

"And I'll take your title again, Evans!"

Mercedes beamed as she disappeared behind the dressing screen and Quinn shook her head then laughed because she had pulled the trump card by mentioning her married name.

The iPad began ringing, a notification popping up on the screen that Quinn accepted.

"Speak of the devil." She flipped the iPad vertically, waiting for the connection to finish. "Hi, Sam!"

Sam grinned before answering, "Hey Quinn! How are you?"

"Gooood and you?"

"Other than missing my wife, not too bad."

Quinn smiled warmly, asking, "How's my little Bee?"

"Why don't you ask her yourself?"

The picture shifted to reveal a chubby cheeked little girl with caramel colored skin, wavy brown hair and hazel eyes.

"Aunt Q!"

Quinn giggled and waved at the screen.

"Bianca! How's my baby girl?"

"Sleepy!"

"Awww but you get to see your mama, right?"

Bianca brightened at the mention of her mom.

"She's on TV!"

"Yep, in a little bit. Think you can stay up for a little while longer?"

"Maybe..."

Quinn pouted, prompting Bianca to correct herself.

"I can do it!"

"I knew you could!"

Mercedes walked out from behind the screen, dressed in an ice blue wrap dress dotted with tiny snowflakes and matching ice blue kitten heels. Diamond studs adorned her ears and a cross pendant gleaming with alternating aquamarine gems and diamonds hung from her neck. Her hair was styled in soft ringlets, the right side pinned behind her ear while the left side flowed freely over her shoulder.

Quinn looked up and gestured for her to turn around. Mercedes quickly twirled around, making the hem swish with her movements. Quinn gave her a thumbs-up then turned her attention back to Bianca.

"Do you wanna say 'hi' to Mommy!"

She already knew the answer but she wanted to see Bianca's reaction.

"YEAH!"

Quinn handed the iPad to Mercedes before leaving to give her some privacy.

"Bee! Sweetie, what are you still doing up?"

"I wanna see you! Daddy said it was okay!"

Mercedes snickered at how fast she threw her father under the bus.

Sam interjected, leaning into the frame as he said, "Hey... she begged and you know how I am."

Mercedes shook her head and replied, "Yes, I know. 'No' disappears from your vocabulary whenever she's around. I'm starting to think it's becoming a problem."

"It's long past that! How's my baby?"

A grin ocean-wide appeared on Mercedes's face before she asked, "Which one?"

Sam laughed heartily then replied, "Both!"

"I'm a little tired but this one," She caressed the notable bump growing from her abdomen. "Is wide awake! Soccer star in the making!"

"Football star!"

"What if it's a girl?"

He paused as he contemplated for a second then said, "Still football!"

Bianca chimed in with a chant of "football, football!"

Sam gave her a tight squeeze before saying, "So much for her being tired."

Quinn leaned against the door frame, peeking her head inside the room.

"We're on in twenty!"

She nodded at Quinn then sighed as she prepared to say goodbye.

"I have to go."

Sam grinned broadly as he said, "I love you, baby. Break a leg!"

He handed the iPad to Bianca who said, "I love you, Mommy! G'nite!"

Mercedes smiled then replied, "Thanks! I love you both. Good night!"

She waved before ending the chat then placing the iPad on the dressing table. With one last check in the mirror, she and Quinn left the dressing room and headed towards the performance stage.


Mercedes closed then locked the door, placed her keys and purse on the hallway table before walking into the living room. She took off her gloves then rubbed her hands together in an attempt to warm up.

It had been a busy week since her performance on SNL. Her album had shot to number one on iTunes and the label asked her to record a quick Christmas EP to be released in time for the holiday. In addition to that, she was going to fulfill a lifelong dream by performing on New Year's Rockin Eve. She was exhausted but excited by all the opportunities that had come her way.

She was even more thankful that Sam could work from home and submit his comic book drawings online to the publisher so he could spend time with Bianca since her schedule was suddenly full.

All she wanted to do with snuggle on the couch with her guy and her little girl and maybe fall asleep while watching a movie. But she didn't see any sign of either of them.

She called out, "Sam! Baby, where are you?"

She knew he was home because the fireplace was burning bright and the lights on the Christmas tree were twinkling.

"Bee?"

"She's not here but I am!"

Mercedes jumped, startled by his voice. Turning around, she started to say something but stopped when she saw him.

Sam wore nothing but a pair of tight black boxer briefs and a smile. He was holding two flutes of sparkling cider, holding one out towards her as he closed the distance between them. She took the flute and sipped to relieve her suddenly parched throat.

She swallowed then asked, "Where's Bee?"

"Having a sleepover with Auntie Quinn."

Mercedes frowned because she had been with Quinn earlier in the day and there was no mention of any this.

"Surprise!"

He clinked his glass against hers then took a sip slowly, watching her hand shake nervously as she brought the glass to her lips.

"You know how I feel about surprises."

"I do."

"Then why did you-"

"You needed a break."

"But-"

"Let me take care of you."

Her eyes darted around the room before connecting with his. He squinted as he looked her up and down, the desire in his eyes making her lips quiver in anticipation.

"Okay."

He smirked victoriously, reaching for her glass then setting them both down on the sofa table. He offered her his hand and after she took it, they went upstairs to their bedroom.

The fireplace was lit as well as the candles that occupied every surface of the room. He led her to the bathroom and ran a bath in the jacuzzi tub, adding lavender and heather essential oils before approaching her.

He meticulously undressed her, taking his time while removing every single article of clothing. The disrobing was especially tortuous because he caressed then kissed her all over. By the time he got to her underwear, she was aroused like never before. She was one kiss away from completely exploding and she had a sneaking suspicion that he knew it too.

Suddenly, he broke away to turn the water off. She was pissed yet relieved because she knew she was going to come quick and she wanted to last all night.

Sam unhooked then discarded her bra then rolled her panties down her legs. Mercedes used his shoulders as leverage as she stepped out of them.

He rose and offered her his hand as she climbed the three steps then stepped into the tub. Once she was settled in, he sprinkled rose petals on top of the water and she laughed, holding out her hands to catch a few. She slid further down in the water, letting the hot water work on her aching joints and muscles. Within a few minutes, she was asleep and he quickly ran off to make preparations for phase two.

After he was done, he walked back into the bathroom and sat down on the steps to watch her sleep. He tested the temperature of the water and decided to wake her by giving her a sweet kiss on the lips. Her eyes fluttered open as he pulled back and she smiled, embarrassed that she had fallen asleep.

He helped her out the tub and dried her off before leading her back to the bedroom, where he had a massage table set up.

She shook her head because he wasn't even trying to be fair.

She laid down on her right side and he placed a pillow in front of her that she could lean on while he focused on her back.

He rubbed lavender massage oil in his hands then applied gentle pressure to her neck using his fingertips. She had a knot where her shoulder and neck met and he pressed his thumbs on the spot, kneading the muscle loose. She sighed contently, leaning into his touch as he continued to work his magic.

He moved on to her shoulders then to her back, using the heel of his palm to relieve any inflammation. Every touch felt like the most intimate thing they'd ever done because each caress symbolized how much he loved her.

When he was finished, she was a mess of horny nerves. She wanted him more than ever, dying to show him how thankful she was but he wasn't done with her quite yet.

He reached the pillow, placing it behind her before turning her on her back. He kissed her forehead, both cheeks, her chin, both sides of her neck and finally, her lips. She wrapped her arms around his neck, putting every emotion she was feeling into the kiss. When they parted, both of their chests were heaving and they needed a moment to recover.

He applied more oil to her body before massaging her shoulders and arms. When he moved down her chest, he gently massaged her swollen breasts, purposely avoiding her highly sensitive areolae and nipples. The fact that he ignored the areas that would surely send her teetering over the edge made her even hornier. She was starting to get impatient, in need of some relief after all the teasing.

He kissed her stomach and she giggled because his scruff tickled her. He quickly moved on to her hips, thighs and legs, taking his sweet time when he reached her feet. He pressed his thumbs against the ball of her right foot, watching her face for a reaction. Her eyes were glassed over and she was biting her lip in pure ecstasy, wiggling her free leg because she could hardly take it. If he didn't give her what she wanted and soon, she'd be forced to take matters into her own hands.

Sensing her distress, he quickly switched feet determined to finish the massage before finishing her off.

When he released her foot, she slowly exhaled, hoping she wouldn't slide off the table because she was so wet.

He helped her to the bed and after she laid down on her left side, he handed her the pillow. He undressed while she got settled then joined her by lying behind her. He leaned over her shoulder, licking then sucking on her neck. She whimpered, pressing her ass against his throbbing erection. He bit then pulled her earlobe, massaging it between his lips while she gyrated against him. He cupped her breasts, twisting her nipples and she moaned harshly, covering his hands with her own. She controlled the speed, telling him how she wanted to be touched by guiding his fingers.

Her walls were contracting frantically and she shook when he slipped a hand between her thighs, the tip of his middle finger finding her clit in record time. The location of his hands and his spent breaths tickling her neck had her close in seconds and she cried out, shaking as tension grew in her belly.

He swiftly lifted her leg and slid inside her until he was in balls deep. She gritted her teeth as he pumped slowly in and out of her. He caressed her stomach while jerking his hips back and forth at an even pace. He kissed her neck softly, pulling halfway out before quickly sliding back in. She moaned, gripping the sheets while rolling her neck and pressing back against him.

He continued lightly pumping, twisting his hips upon reentry. She muttered something unintelligible and he kissed her cheek as he increased his pace. He arched his back so he could go deeper and she gasped, clutching the pillow harder. He sensed she was almost there but needed a little more than this position offered.

He grabbed her hips, pulling them towards him before turning her onto her stomach. She set the pillow underneath her as she got on all fours. He picked up his thrusts, aiming directly for her spot and she yelped, lowering her head against the mattress. The romantic had been replaced by the freak she knew and loved.

He reached around her and pinched her clit, making her clench around him so tightly he grunted. Her walls were trying to push him out so he stood on his knees, dug his nails into her hips as he slammed against her, making her ass clap.

She screamed, "Oh fuck, fuck, FUCK! Oh my fuckin' God!"

She collapsed into a fit of hysterics and he groaned loudly, thrusting faster as he felt the rush in his balls. She moaned as her walls fluttered, enjoying the buildup of her orgasm, her body convulsing when it finally hit.

He pumped quickly, stilling when the first spurts erupted from his dick, rocking his hips slowly as he came down from the high. He pulled out slowly and she shifted, lying on her left side. He settled behind her then covered them with the comforter, pulling her closer as they fell asleep.


Sam did a little shimmy as he flipped the pancake on the griddle, humming along to the Christmas tunes playing on the stereo. After placing the pancake on top of the waiting stack, he removed the bacon and placed it on paper towels. He served everything on a large platter and walked it over to the kitchen table, setting it in the center.

"Breakfast is served!"

Brittany, Santana and Quinn hopped off the sofa in the family room. Santana carried Bianca over to the table, sitting her down in her booster seat. Sam made her a plate then placed it in front of her.

As drinks were poured, Mercedes emerged from the hallway looking well-rested. Quinn gave her a smile while Brittany and Santana exchanged knowing glances. She self-consciously patted her hair down, secretly thanking God that she had enough sense to throw on her robe because she had forgotten all about their annual Christmas Eve breakfast.

"Good morning!"

The girls greeted her warmly while Sam gave her a chaste kiss on the cheek. When she gazed into his eyes, she saw desire burning brightly in them. She sucked on her upper lip then looked away, turning her attention back to Bianca. She tickled her sides, eliciting giggles that made everyone grin broadly.

She sat at the other end of the table, figuring it was best if she stayed as far away from him as possible since they had company.

They sat quietly for a moment, digging into the feast that Sam had prepared then Santana decided to address the elephant in the room.

"Seems like someone got their halls decked and bells jingled a little early."

Sam choked on his coffee, Quinn snickered, Brittany laughed loudly and Mercedes gave Santana the glare of death, jerking her head in Bianca's direction.

Bianca asked, "What's so funny?"

Mercedes quickly replied, "Oh, Santana thought that Santa came a little early, that's all."

Santana smiled at Bianca then said, "I never mentioned a thing about Santa. Enjoying your pancakes, sweetie?"

Bianca nodded happily before continuing to eat. Santana turned to a shocked Mercedes, nodding mockingly while sipping her orange juice. Mercedes glanced at Sam who was trying his best to hold in his laughter.

Shaking her head, Mercedes cut her pancakes with her fork, taking a bite before rejoining the conversation looking forward to the moment when Sam could make her bells ring all over again.


Did I give you a tummy ache? By the way, I am still taking prompts so inbox me here or on tumblr. Until next time! *goes to fangirl the fuck out over January 17th*