Medli's Flying Lessons

It is back from beyond the freakin' grave! Enjoy.

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Day NoIDon'tWantToStuckToThisPerson:

Today, as I was trying to flush myself down the toilet, I was arrested. Apparently eating cacti and then rotating counterclockwise under the full moon is considered a serious crime in many soverign states. As a punishment, I was chained to Link for three whole days. It is the first day, and Link is already having involuntary eyebrow twitches. I do that to people.

Day Creepy:

Link here. I have just read through Medli's diary and this chick (pun intended) is messed UP. She is completely insane. I should send her to a looney bin but the phone book is gone so I can't find any. Maybe the damage isn't permanent, maybe she just needs a whack on the head, or a bit more fresh air, something. I've got to keep an eye on how this progresses.
I'll sneak her diary every day.

Day LinkChain 2:

This is the second day of being handcuffed to Link. I noticed he made an entry. That dosen't matter cause I don't really have anything important in here... He says he needs to watch how this "progresses". Huh? Pro..Gress... Haha, funny word.

I really need the bathroom.

Day I'm Back:

Hey, day 2 of being stuck to this freak of nature. I don't think I can stand this mess much longer. At least I'm halfway done...

Day LinkChain 3:

YES! FINALLY! It's over! I'm free! I'm going to Windfall to celebrate. Beedle has agreed to take me, but I have to pay the 90 Rupee ticket. Oh well, I've got a few hundred Rupees in the Windfall bank, no need to worry. Link is coming along too, says I need an eye kept on me. It's almost like I'm being watched.

Day Spleen:

I see Link has stopped making entries, which is a good thing, it was wasting page space. Come to think of it, he has kind of nice handwriting.
We just got to Windfall early this morning, Beedle's ship can go a lot faster when it's got to.Talking of Beedle, his nose is pretty big. I wonder if he's related to us Ritos?
We went to the cafe, (Link and me, not Beedle) and got some scones and Chai tea. Link got coffee, actually, but he says he dosen't trust me with caffiene. What's caffiene? Sounds fun.
Afterwards, I rented a room above the cafe and Link rented a room above Lenzo's shop. I think I will stay here for a while, there is a job opening at the potion shop and I studied under a physician once. I got the job by the way, yayzers. Link's got a job snapping photos for Lenzo, means he'll be out a lot. Odd they'll let us work when we're both around 12.

I wonder where Phil's gotten to, I'm lonely.