A/N:

Me: Okay, first I have an important announcement to say…

CONGRATULATIONS TO NothingICanSay! You have guessed correctly and are now eligible to be an OC for this story. Please tell me the Name, gender(though female is much more preferrable, especially if you are a Dino fan), appearance and personality of the said OC.

I'm sorry kittynyanya-chan, but what made you think it was Dino? I mean, I thought it was fairly obvious. Dino's not the type to kill like that, and all this time he's been trying to get Miyuki to loosen up.

To Anon-san, I admire your bravery*Bows down*. And taking back your sorry? Heh, pretty daring. But everyone else isn't here, so nothing to kill.

To everyone who is reading, reviewing, has put this on alert/subscribe, and favorited, I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOOO MUCH!

Oh yeah by the way, this isn't a chapter, it's kinda like an interlude 'cuz I got writer's block but I wanted to update, so yeah. I'll be doing this again sometime and will be two-chaptered, first one is non-sense, I guess*shrugs* and second one is dares and stuff.

So yeah, let's get on with it 'cuz I need to do my homework School is a bitch.


Interlude 1, part 1

-In M.o.M Studios…

Miyuki: Has anyone seen Mistress?

Byakuran: *shakes head* I haven't seen her yet. She still owes me marshmallows.

Kyoya:*glares at Byakuran* Marshmallow herbivore…

Byakuran: Hm?

Kyoya:*continues to glare* Get away from her.

Byakuran:*glares back* A bit possessive, aren't we Kyo-kun?

Byakuran and Kyoya enter a glaring contest

Miyuki: *hiding blush behind facepalm and shakes her head* Such children…

KABOOM!

The three turn their heads to the sight of the explosion

?: Ciaossu!

?: HIIIEEE! Reborn why did you do that? Mistress-san will kill us!

?: Don't worry Juudaime! I'll protect you from that stupid woman!

?: Haha, look at the mess we made!

?: A-ano…

?: THE GREAT LAMBO-SAMA IS NOW HERE!

?: Be quiet lambo!

?: What an EXTREME entrance!

(Smoke clears and shows who they are)

Kyoya:*pinches the bridge of his nose* Stupid herbivores…

Mistress runs down from the stairs

Mistress: Is everything aright? I heard an ex…plo…sion… *dark and murderous aura surrounds her* Who. Did. This?

Everyone freezes

Mistress: *aura gets darker* Well?*taps foot* Who did this to my studio?*takes out scythe with sky flames*

Tsuna: H-HIIIIEEE!

Miyuki: How does he stutter in a shriek?

Mistress:*turns to Tsuna's group* Preapare to DIE!*swings scythe*

Reborn: *blocks attack with Leon-gun* Kill them and you'll lose your cast.

Mistress: Tch. Clean this up.

Miyuki: Where were you?

Mistress: I was in my room, trying to write the next chapter, but I have writer's block! *sobs* If I don't update soon, I'll lose my precious readers. I don't want that!

Byakuran:*pats Mistress' head* Don't worry Mi-chan. I'm sure they understand.

Mistress: B-but…

Byakuran: *stuffs marshmallow in her mouth* Don't worry.

Mistress: Okay, but more importantly…*glares* Where did you get those marshmallows?

Byakuran: Eh-heh…

Everyone: BUSTED!

Mistress: *takes out giant bowl of marshies* You want this?

Byakuran: *nods and acts like a dog*

Mistress: *smiles evilly and throws bowl into pool filled with sharks* Go get it.

Byakuran: *jumps after it*

Everyone else:*sweatdrop*

Some other people decided to be smart and used the door to get in

?: Hey guys!

Mistress: Hi Kyoko! Hi Haru!

Haru: Hahi! Hello Author-chan!

Kyoko: We brought cake!

Mistress: Yay! *skips to them and looks inside box* … *goes to Emo corner and sobs*

Miyuki: What the…?

Kyoko: *goes to Mistress* Is there something wrong?

Mistress: I want Black Forest Cake!

Everyone except Kyoko and Haru: *sweatdrops*

Kyoko: Okay! We'll get Author-chan her cake!

Mistress: Really?

Haru: Haru promises that Author-chan will have the most delicious Black Forest Cake ever made!

Mistress:*stars in eyes* Thank you so much you two! You're like angels!

Kyoko:*giggles* Well, let's go Haru-chan!

Haru: Hahi! Okay!*leaves with Kyoko*

Mistress: *turns to Tsuna's group* Why aren't you cleaning?

Gokudera: Stupid woman, Juudaime doesn't need to clean up this mess!

Mistress: *vein pops* You fucking bastard! You made this goddamn mess, you clean the fuck up! Stupid-bloody-lazy-ass-GAY-old man!

Gokudera: Stupid woman! My hair is silver!

Mistress: *raises eyebrow* Oh, so you admit that you're gay?

Gokudera: Why you-! FLAME ARROW!

Shot misses Mistress by a far mile

Mistress: Pfft… YOU MISSED! BWAHAHAHA!

Gokudera: *vein pops* Fuck you bitch!

Mistress: What. Did. You. Just. Call. Me?

Gokudera:*spits* Are you deaf bitch?

Mistress: You fucking son of a bitch, I'm gonna rip your goddamn head off! *puts on cloud gloves*

Gokudera: Just try me bi-

Reborn:*kicks Gokudera in the head as well as Mistress* Both of you shut up!

Mistress: Why'd you do that you jerkass-baby?

Reborn: Stop swearing! You're a woman you should have a clean mouth!

Mistress: It's not like I give a fucking damn.

Reborn: *hits her again* I said stop swearing! *points at camera* We're on air right now!

Mistress: *pales* W-we're on…*faints*

Miyuki:* sighs and faces camera* We are terribly sorry for the scene you have just witnessed, but please do keep in mind that this is rated T for language, violence, and fluff. *bows then turns away*

Kyoya: *poking Mistress' cheek* Oi, wake up omnivore.

Mistress: E-eh… *turns to Kyoya* Did you just call me 'Omnivore'?

Kyoya: Hn.

Mistress: *glomps Kyoya* Yay! THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!

Kyoya:*falls to the ground with Mistress on top* Get off me omnivore.

Tsuna: HIIIEEE! Get off him Mistress-chan! It's dangerous!

Mistress: *gets off *Kyoya* Why aren't you guys cleaning?

Everyone in Vongola except for Miyuki and Kyoya: *gets broom and begins cleaning*

Ryohei: You are an EXTREME disgrace!

Hayato: What was that, turf-top?

Lambo: HAHAHA! Octopus-head doesn't know how to clean!

Hayato: Shut up you stupid cow!

Lambo: He doesn't know how to aim either!

Hayato: Oh yeah? You try hitting her!

Lambo: *gets grenades from hair* Just watch the master *removes pins and throws them at Mistress*

Mistress: EEEEK! *clings to Kyoya*

?: Oya, oya… Looks like everyone's having fun…

Mistress: Creepy-and-perverted PEDO alert!

Chrome: Mukuro-sama…

Kyoya: Pineapple herbivore…*takes out tonfas*

Miyuki:*stops Kyoya* Calm down, Hibari.

Kyoya: *relaxes* Hn.

Mukuro: *wraps arm around Miyuki's waist* Thank you Kimimoto-chan~!

Kyoya: *pulls Miyuki away* Hand off herbivore! She's mine.

Byakuran suddenly returns, clothes torn and shredded

Byakuran: No,*yanks her away* she's mine.

Mukuro: Mine!

Kyoya: Mine!

Byakuran: Mine!

Mukuro: Mine!

Kyoya: Mi-

Mistress: Shut up all of you! Miyuki belongs to Kyoya, and only him!

Kyoya: *smirks and hugs Miyuki* Mine.

Miyuki: *blushes* Wh-what?

Byakuran and Mukuro: *sobbing in Emo corner*

Chrome: M-Mukuro-sama! *goes after him*

Mistress: *smirks* Don't deny it…

Miyuki: *still blushing* I'm not denying anything!

Mistress: SO you admit that you have feelings for Hi- ba- ri~?

Miyuki:*still blushing* I don't kno- AH!

?: Hey carnivore~.

Miyuki: Get off me!

Mistress: *eyes wide* Did she shriek?

Kyoya: *glares at who glomped Miyuki* Hn.

TYL Kyoya: I don't think so~

Mistress: Hurry Kyoya! If you don't fight for she's… gonna…get… raped… Where is he?

Reborn:*points*

Kyoya: *pulls tonfas out and glares* For trying to rape my girlfriend, I'll bite you to death.

TYL Kyoya: Ho? *gets up*

Mistress: Did he just call himself a herbivore?

Reborn: This is gonna get bloody…

A few hours later, Kyoya came back with a few scratches while TYL Kyoya was on the floor, KO-ed.

Mistress: Wao…

Reborn: I think we should turn the camera off now…

Mistress: It's still on? Turn it off!

Everything goes black


A/N

Heheh, did you like it? I'm sorry if it's crappy.

Anyway, next interlude chapter will be DARES and stuff, so please send them to me.

Rules:

NO YAOI! That is strict, though hugging is allowed. I mean, guys have hugs too, right?

NO M-RATED STUFF! You know, doing it, and the like…

You can dare whoever you want. Varia, Millieflore, 1st generation, Chiavarone's, Disciplinary committee, and whoever else you like, as long as they're in KHR

I look forward to doing the next interlude!

Now, back to homework