I have finally gotten around to posting the next Chapter of Anarchy On Planet Human-Life. This chapter should get some action in as we finally get around to the main plot of the Fanfiction (I know...FINALLY)


Several loud thuds were being heard through Jason's room. He earlier took a bottle of bright red toe-nail polish from Michelle's room, reminding him of her. If things got to chaotic, this could be the only small remaining part of her. He couldn't even stand the idea of anyone in his family being dead or getting hurt. Nothing could hold back the tears rushing through Jason's tear ducts, and the constant banging on Jason's door was not helping him at all.

"Go away now!" Jason shouted, his anger rising. He tried to remember his first encounter with Uncle Blobb and exactly how it went. He remembered Uncle Blobb giving hats to Midgel and Zidgel that would block out sound from others and take in Uncle Blobb's thoughts as facts. The ship that he used looked like an advanced and super-sized version of those hats. It had a large computer on one side of it and the other side held a few levers.

Jason's thoughts were interrupted once again by the sound of Midgel shouting at him. "Jase," Midgel called out. "Please let us in. We want to help you." It took a while for Jason to think of a certain question.

"Who's flying the ship if you are down here trying to 'help' me?"

"BING," called out a voice that resembled Kevin's. Jason plucked a small comic book off of the ground. "Jason. We want to help you...really. If you could just let us talk to you-" He was interrupted by the comic book hitting the button to let the Penguins enter the room. The entire Penguin crew stood there at his door. Zidgel slowly walked over to a desk in the corner of the room and the rest of the Penguins just stood there.

"Jason," Midgel said. "If you would just let us talk to you, we understand what is going on. You are terrified with the fact that the people you care about will be victims to whatever scheme Uncle Blobb has in store for them."

Jason wiped his glasses off with his green over-shirt and then breathed on them. He gently placed the glasses back on his face. "I don't know if you completely understand." he said very calmly. "The people I care about are victims to whatever Blobb's scheme is and you only know one of them. I know you guys all care about Michelle very deeply...but you don't even know what my Mom, Dad, or even Grandmum look like at all." Jason got up from his bed. His head felt much larger than it should have. His weight altogether felt like it was over 50 pounds heavier.

"Where are you going?" Fidgel asked concerned.

"To top deck," Jason said. He seemed to be much less sad. He was now acting a little bit more like this was just another mission that had nothing to with earth. Fidgel turned around the shrugged (along with Midgel and Kevin) and the four penguins followed Jason to the top deck.

The crew got into their seats wile BING was flying the ship. Midgel told BING that he could stop flying the ship and took up his position as pilot. Once Midgel got ready to start the ship up, his eyes widened. He then began to speak. "Pulling up on planet Earth!" Jason now didn't seem depressed, but very joyful. He ran up to the pilot's window and looked through it at the view Midgel would see almost every day.

The earth looked just like normal, except Uncle Blobb's giant Blobb-Topper was on it with electronic rays emerging around the entire world. The Blobb-Topper must have been over 1000 feet wide and 1,000,000 feet tall (obviously estimating, of course) To the earth though...it was barely big at all. Midgel pressed his flipper to the gas-peddle and floored it. The Ship smacked right into nothing.

The entire Rockhopper wobbled around vibrating. "What was that?" Zidgel yelled, extremely freaked out.

"It appears that the electronic waves emerging from the giant hat are blocking entrance to Earth," Fidgel said while examining the data on the screen closest to Kevin's seat. "Nothing, not even this ship, can get past it."

"Then what can we even attempt to do to break through it?" Zidgel asked.

"I've got an idea," said Midgel backing up the ship. "It might be able to block our entrance to Earth like this, but we could always come back through the figurines." Jason nodded in agreement smiling at Midgel's plan.

Zidgel put his flipper to his beak and thought about it for a second. "I've always wondered how we do that...how do we?"

Fidgel started to speak up. "The advanced technology in the Rockhopper can teleport through the figures in Jason and Michelle's attic. It is like the figures are actually teleporters so that we can arrive at the attic whenever we are in need of assistance."

"But wait..." Jason said confused. "Then if you teleport through this to the figures, which become alive...and then fly away...how is there still a toy space-ship and penguin figurines in the attic when we are gone?"

Fidgel stuttered at this question. Zidgel, Kevin, Midgel...pretty much everyone has asked this question before. "Well..." he muttered. "The truth is that the Federation won't actually tell me the secret on how that happens. But I know for sure that there are always two Rockhoppers and eight penguins out there at once...even if half of the Rockhoppers and penguins are only toys."

Midgel stomped on the ground to quiet everyone. Fidgel stopped talking and they all looked towards Midgel. "Thank you," he said. "Now we don't have time for this...we have to see if we can get into that attic." He looked towards Zidgel and Fidgel...even Kevin looked back at Midgel. "Alright everyone...press the needed button that you each hold." He leaned forward and pressed a silver button at the bottom of the his control pad, Zidgel held onto his very big and shiny red button, Fidgel pressed a green button by the computer system that he owned, and Kevin squeaked the little button on his fake wheel.

The ship began to toss back and forth...Jason never had to experience this before. It was both scary and cool at the same time, but then the ship started to glow white. Jason closed his eyes for no longer than a second before he saw the entire ship perfectly fine and he saw the view of the sunset in his attic. He was back on earth, in a miniature version of the Rockhopper.

"That was um...freaky." Jason panted heavily. The sunset brought some joy to the boy's heart (metaphorical heart that it) and made him feel very safe. The rest of the crew didn't seem startled at all, in fact...they seemed very happy.

"A great success," Zidgel said proudly. "Now to get into the front yard and make this ship huge again!" He was then interrupted by Kevin.

"I hear foot-steps!" Kevin said simply. Midgel quickly reacted by pushing the peddle and zooming up to the ceiling behind a piece of wood that helped hold the ceiling up. Fidgel waddled over to a control panel and pressed a button that caused a metal rod with a camera on it to come out of the front of the ship that would display what it showed on the Captain's screen.

Michelle skipped up the stairs to the attic holding a rose, a lily, and a chrysanthemum in her left hand. The number one thing that the crew noticed was the fact that she was not wearing her normal light blue shirt with a big flower on it...but instead a dark red shirt with light green letters saying "I am a willing slave! Blobb is my master!" in a comic sans font. Under that was a cartoon drawing of Uncle Blobb's head winking. Michelle threw her old shirt (in her right hand) across the room into a box and skipped back down the stairs. The camera flew back into the ship and the video-feed turned off. Fidgel turned around to Jason.

"I suggest..." Jason said. "That we should just get out of the ship with the Galeezle right now instead of going outside to make the ship grow back to full size." Jason looked rather frightened and his teeth chattered. The hairs on his arms stood up through fear as he felt as though he might have been sweating.

"Alright Jase," Midgel said. "I'll work with the Galeezle...Fidgel always has it set too high." Midgel flipped out of the pilot's seat and helped Jason up from his jelly-bag. Jason stood on a small platform that they used to help the kids grow back into full size. He fired it at Jason just after the platform ejected him out of the ship. Jason was now out of the ship and full size.

"Now me," said Fidgel, lining himself up onto the platform. Midgel repeated the process with Fidgel...then Zidgel and Kevin. Midgel finally got onto the platform himself while holding BING and fired the Galeezle backwards to himself right while the platform ejected them from the little Rockhopper. Now, Jason, BING, and all of the penguins were out of the Rockhopper.

Fidgel reached into his pocket and clicked a button on a small remote that turned the Rockhopper into a model again. The toy fell to the ground with a thud right before Jason plucked it up from the ground and placed it gently on a near-by desk. Right after that, Jason heard footsteps emerging from Jason and Michelle's room. Jason motioned for the Penguins to hide. Zidgel and Kevin jumped into a really big box, Fidgel got in another and Midgel repeated that strategy. BING just flew to the ceiling.

Michelle climbed from the steps to the attic and walked over to Jason in her new shirt. "I heard some noises up here and well...where have you been? We have been looking for you all day." She then took a long look and gave a very scared face. "I'm sorry Jason." she said very upset. "But I will have to report you."

"What do you mean Michelle?" Jason asked rather frightened. He took a few steps back away from her.

"Come with me NOW!" She took him by the arm and pulled him away. Jason eventually got out of her grasp and followed her downstairs from the attic all the way to the living room. Grandmum was waiting there, sitting on the couch. She wasn't doing anything, just sitting there.

"Oh," she said after seeing the twins enter the room. "Where have you been Jason? Michelle and I have been looking for you all day."

"Grandmum," Michelle stated. "Jason has been ignoring the laws given to him by Master Blobb. He is not wearing his Blobb T-Shirt." Jason had no idea what this was...he lowered his left eyebrow and shrugged to himself. He knew that one thing had obviously been true...Uncle Blobb had defiantly changed something on hid planet, and Jason had a pretty good idea what that change included.

"Oh my," Grandmum said shocked. "Jason...how could you ignore one of the most precious laws from our great Master? I'm afraid I will have to turn you in to the authorities and have you spend the next ten years in prison to think about what you have done. I will really miss you Crumpet..." Grandmum emerged from the couch and went over to the phone that was sitting right by the entrance to the kitchen on a red desk.

Jason turned around to Michelle and put his hands on her shoulders. "Michelle," he said. "What is going on?" Michelle pushed him away, reacting quickly with a scowl.

"You have violated one of the most important laws given from Master Blobb. And I will NOT be touched by a slave who disobeys laws from him."

"Yes," said Grandmum on the phone. "My grandchild is disobeying orders directly given by Master Blobb...Yes...That is right. He is not wearing his Blobb T-Shirt like he is supposed to...Jason T. Conrad-" The conversation continued on but Jason didn't feel like hearing it. He had only seconds to think of a plan...so he thought of the quickest one possible...

"PENGUINS!" Jason shouted at the top of his lungs. "HELP!" It was only seconds before Midgel slid down the railing and flipped right in front of Michelle and Jason. Michelle jumped away and walked backwards slowly. The next to appear there was BING, who flew quickly from the stairs to Jason and Michelle's room and right behind Midgel and put it's arms into a fighting pose.

"Midgel?" Michelle asked backing away. "What is going on...what are you doing?" She finally stopped backing away from him. Finally, Zidgel, Fidgel, and Kevin waddled down the stairs due to being off balance. Kevin fell over, tripping over Fidgel's leg. Fidgel was pushed into Zidgel causing them all to fall down the stairs and pile up on top of each other.

"Please...please get off of me..." Zidgel said with a groan. Kevin hopped up to his feet and went over to Midgel and BING. Fidgel slowly got up rather dazed and repeated Kevin's movements. Zidgel just lied there and muttered "I am just going to stay here...ow..." The three Penguins that were currently up stroke a team pose for a second before Kevin reached for Jason and pulled the boy into his grasp, resulting in a hug.

"Kevin..."Jason grunted. "Could you...let...go?" Kevin's eyes popped open and he released Jason from his grasp causing the boy to drop to the floor.

"You...you all are going to have to be reported." Michelle said very orderly. Jason looked at the other penguins with a scared gesture. Midgel thought for a second and then said the only possible idea there was.

"RUN!" Midgel yelled at the top of his lungs. They all rushed out the door except Jason. Midgel stopped in his steps "Jason? Come on!" Jason looked towards Zidgel and back to Midgel again.

"I'm not leaving Zidgel here!" Jason shouted at the others. Midgel rushed in with Jason and they helped Zidgel up off the ground. They didn't wait for anyone to say it, they just ran. Michelle caught Jason's ankle and he fell to the ground on his stomach. She got on top of him and scowled.

"They will be here any minute," she said. "And you and the penguins will have to explain all of this to Master Blobb when they take you to him."

"Jason!" Kevin shouted. Midgel had no choice, he jumped in the air and sent a flipper-kick to Michelle's side. The girl flew backwards and her head knocked into the doorway to the kitchen.

"Is she going to be alright?" Jason asked while looking at his sister in on the ground with tears flooding her face.

"She should be," Midgel assured him. "It is you who is in more danger. We've got to move!" Jason and the Penguins finally ran out of the house. Michelle sat there crying and Grandmum knelt down beside her and said to her:

"It will be alright. Master Blobb is with us."

It took at least two minutes, but a couple of bangs were heard from the door. Grandmum got up and opened it to show five police officers, seven army men, and Uncle Blobb at their doorstep.

"If I heard correct Madame," Uncle Blobb said. "You have confronted a few outlaws?"