Bum bum bum! Language warning because Xanxus and Squalo. Aside from that, please review ^_^
Lussuria sighed in tired exasperation as he ran his hands down the sides of the small girl laying before him, all while trying not to think about how creepy that thought and accompanying action was. Luckily he played for the home team and said girl trusted him as one could only trust a Sun flame user, so he was able to push all that to the side for now. As the yellow flames snapped between his fingers he hummed to himself quietly while examining his patient.
Adorable tiny miss Tsu-chan hadn't hurt herself that much on her little misadventure, just some scrapes and bruises from when she tased one of the brutes and the rather nasty marks she earned around her neck when that bastardo held her hostage. The primary damage was to her right ear drum and thoroughly shattered malleus and incus bones.
Luckily, Lussuria was one of the best healers the Vongola had so there was no issues with that, he just wished the little girl wouldn't get herself into such situations every time she came to visit. Honestly he realized that Bel dragged her into some rather foolish situations now and again, and her rather adorable fixation on Squalo also led to some indiscretions; but he never thought following Enrico Vongola would cause something like this.
Ah well, what could one do, little sister was after all Varia to the core, she attracted trouble just as easily as any of her brothers, and she took care of business with the aire of a professional. Really, what else could he ask for?
Sighing Lussuria wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead as he adjusted his sunglasses, grinning down at Tsunako's now healed and resting form he rose from his crouched position stretching a bit before heading back out to the main room.
Pushing the door open he heard Belphegor laughing as the Varia watched a big screen TV displaying security footage of the attack on Enrico and Tsunako.
"Ushishishi, this is the Prince's favorite part," glancing at the black and white footage he watched as Tsu-chan pulled a tiny pistol from her dress and pressed it to her assailants neck as she pulled the trigger without pause.
"Heh, wonder what the last thing that went through that scums mind was?" Xanxus stated with a deep chuckle, as the gun went off Squalo laughed loudly while he downed his glass of wine.
"That'd be a pair of .22 LR rounds! Fuck that girl doesn't fuck around at all does she? HA! Varia Quality that one!"
Xanxus laughed along with his second in command who easily side stepped the wine glass that was thrown at his head which soon shattered against Levi's face, "Damn right she is. Brat's my little sister after all. We have any idea who the fuck these fucking retards are? I may not care about the logistics but even I know that there had to be a reason behind this bullshit."
Mammon shrugged her tiny shoulders lightly, "No idea so far, they were all hired guns brought in on a floating contract covering all of the Vongola brothers including you boss. According to Enrico the only survivor has no info so far, and considering Tsunako was threatened in this attack I'm sure he isn't being gentle with his interrogation."
The bottle in Squalo's hand cracked slightly at that as he nodded, "Yeah...they targeted the Principessa...mother fuckers don't know who the fuck they're fucking with."
Lussuria spoke up at that as he ran a few fingers through his lovely green hair, "On a side note the little darling is doing fine. Fixed her hearing up in a jiffy and cleaned up the blood and grime. Little Sister will make a full recovery in short time."
The collection of assassins seemed to relax at that, Squalo and Xanxus being the stereotypical big brother figures were obviously worried and willing to show it. Bel was a brat and would never admit it but he loved Tsu-chan dearly and the way his knives slid back into their sheaths showed how much he cared. Mammon snorted in amusement, she appreciated the girls business sense, and Levi simply puckered up and prayed no one noticed his look of disdain.
Tsuna really hated their lightning guardian and the feeling was reciprocated, one of these days Luss was going to find out why they had such a poor relationship, and he had a strange feeling it wouldn't end up in Levi's favor.
"That's all beside the fucking point," Xanxus stated as he snatched a bottle of rum off the floor and twisted its cap off, "The question is how do we respond to this? If someone was dumb enough to put a price on my families heads that means there's a money trail. Which in turn means there is some oblivious mother fuckers that need to have their cranial cavities evacuated by blunt force trauma. I need names trash, names I can end violently."
Mammon stared at her boss a few moments before nodding slowly, "I'll find them boss, no worries."
Xanxus snorted at that while rolling his eyes, "I'll just be paying out the fucking ass for it."
Mammon smiled at that while shrugging yet again, "Well yes, my prices don't change. Although..." her teammates froze as she looked about sheepishly before letting out a resigned sigh, "Since they targeted my protege...and no one hurts the Principessa on my time...I'll give a one time discount."
Lussuria had to use every ounce of his willpower not to squeal in delight, even that miser Mammon couldn't resist Vongola's Princess, how cute! So he waited with his family for a time, re-watching the video of Tsuna getting blooded when eventually the front door slammed open.
Standing in the foyer was Enrico Vongola, the blonde man glowering as Sky Flames flickered between his fingers, he met Xanxus's gaze evenly then nodded slowly.
Xanxus grinned as he kicked his legs out and quickly flew from the chair landing on his feet, "You know what fucking idiot started this shit don't you?"
Enrico smirked as his eyes ignited bright orange, "The Estraneo Famiglia. We turned them in to the Vindice when they came out with that possession bullet a couple years ago. Wiping out the heirs to the family was supposed to be their revenge. The Principessa was just a bonus when they tried to take me down..."
The Varia stood as one, even Levi and they were all grinning, Squalo drew his sword staring at it lovingly as he glanced to Enrico, "Voi, what are our orders?"
Enrico spun a tuning fork between his fingers before turning back to the empty hall, "A jets waiting for us, we have to teach some fools a valuable lesson on propriety. Please, don't feel any need to hold back, after all we have to teach them what happens when you try to pick on our little sisters after all."
The most dangerous collection of assassins in the world laughed at that, and anyone listening knew that mercy was not on the menu.
Tsunako woke up with a splitting headache, she vaguely remembered a sissy blonde guy, ice cream, Enrico-nii, and several dead herbivores, but aside from that she was coming up with a blank. Shakily taking to her feet she wandered about realizing she was in the Varia mansion for some reason and was in the middle of trying to process all this when the main doors slammed open.
"MAGGOTS! Where the hell is my girl?! I swear to fucking god I'll end you all If I don't see her in the next thirty seconds!" Snickering to herself Tsunako stumbled out into the open and waved to her mum and dad as they spun their weapons about, Colonnello's Barrett .50 caliber rifle and Lal's Mossberg 500 Cruiser shotgun easily out massing both their wielders.
"I'm fine Uncle Colonnello! I'm not sure where everyone is right now but I'm ok!" Both cursed soldiers paused a moment before dropping their guns and rushing the girl who took a knee to embrace them in a tight hug.
"Please love don't scare me like that," Lal said with a sniff, Tsunako pulled them a bit closer as Colonnello nodded in agreement.
"You're our little girl brat, don't just up and disappear like that! I left Mafia Island in Skull's care to make sure you were ok, seriously love, don't do this so often."
Sniffling a bit Tsuna could only nod as she held the pair tightly, "I'm sorry...love you guys..."
Lal sighed while closing her eyes in exasperation, "And we love you brat...just...please...try to stay safe, we can't be held accountable for what we'd do to those who harmed you."
At that Tsunako blinked a bit in worry, "Umm... This is the Varia mansion isn't it?"
Colonnello glanced about a moment before nodding, "Yup, you were brought here to get healed up from what I was told, why do you ask?"
Tsunako shivered a moment before sighing, "Oh...just...you know...wondering were they were"
Squalo snickered a bit as he wiped the blood off his sword onto the scientists white lab coat, the look of horror eternally frozen on the man's face was rather hilarious, Squalo took a moment to take a picture of it before slipping his mobile back in his pocket. He knew his own boss could be brutal but Enrico was fucking pissed and these Estraneo idiots were paying for his ire in spades.
Seriously, this was like, the most fun he'd had in months, no joke. As a screaming man ran past him with his head on fire Squalo shot his arm out and cleanly cleaved him in two before walking deeper into the facility. As the screams of the damned echoed around him he couldn't help the sadistic laughter that boiled from his chest, damn, did he ever love his job.
A short insomnia chapter, hope you enjoyed it!
