I hear whispers as I go into the packed house. Listening to the rumors, I like what I'm hearing tonight.

"That guy is Nick Drake. He and Lucy are together."

"He's only a senior and pro scouts are watching him."

"Nick's kicked the ass of anyone who flirted with Lucy."

It's when I hear Jason and Ryan, I freeze.

"Do you think Nick's happier now that he's dating Lucy?"

"Hell yeah! Lucy has gotten him to actually enjoy life."

"You know, I kind of see them getting married eventually."

"Well you are not groomsmen material."

"Like they'd invite you, idiot."