Disclaimer: I do not own 'Twilight' or any of the characters. I do, however, own Tanya's blonde moments and This delicious half-lemon :)
Well...
I know I promised sneakpeeks but I was waaay too excited to hold this back XD
My first "almost Lemon" or...Lime :D
CAUTION! Jasper's Point of View is a bit graphic...so beware :)
This started out as a serious chapter...then turned into me and ARC13 messing around with Tanya's stupidity...and then into a semi-serious/semi-filler chapter.
I apologize in advance to those of you who don't like it when I make Tanya look stupid...but it's very VERY fun hehe
ARC13 helped me write this, so props to her :)
In case you weren't aware...ARC13 is my BFF and a Star Wars freak so all of you who like Star Wars go check her out :) (She also has a Twilight story,too)
Hope you guys like my first lime :D
P.S.... The rubber bands are heading in the right direction!
~B~
Bella's Point of View
I can't believe I let myself get so out of control last night….I try my hardest not to think of Edward but sometimes I slip. Edward is in the past. There's no more "Edward and Bella" and I just have to accept that.
I mean, Jasper was right, it has been six years…I should be over it by now…right?
But really, six years is nothing when you're a vampire. Jasper should now that. But he's too busy banging Tanya to even care about his poor best friend.
Jasper's Point of View
Tanya was curled up next to me…and I'm not enjoying it…at all. I really just want to push her off the bed…but she would kill me….
"Jasper…" she whispered. At first I was scared that she was gonna kill me because she realized that I wanted to push her onto the floor…but then she said something I'd never EVER would have expected her to say…. "I love you."
Now I was in full out panic mode…I obviously don't love her…but I can't say that…she'd dump me and I can't be alone….
"Um…thanks?"
"THANKS!? THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY!?" she hissed, standing up. I winced…but was secretly happy that she was no longer cuddling up to me….
"What do you want me to say, Tanya?" I said in a bored voice.
"Um…I don't know, Jasper," she said sarcastically, "maybe 'I love you, too'?!"
But I don't I said mentally. "Tawny," I said, hoping to sway her with terms of endearment, "I don't want to rush things…."
"You sure as hell didn't have a problem with rushing things when it came to getting in my pants!" she snarled.
"Don't pull that card, Tanya. You were the one who was all over me!" I defended.
"Well…well…" she said, out of things to say…figures, her brain is smaller than that piece of lint in her hair, "Screw you."
"Nice comeback…" I muttered sarcastically, "are you sure you didn't want to go with something more modern? Like…'your mom' perhaps?"
She huffed and stormed out of my room, "This is why I preferred Edward!" Ohhhhh that was a low blow and she knew it.
"Don't compare me to that ASSHOLE." I hissed.
"Look who is being an asshole NOW!" she threw back at me.
"What the hell are you two fighting about?!" Bella growled, her head popping out of her bedroom door.
"Jasper isn't man enough to say he loves me." Tanya said, crossing her arms across her chest.
Bella scoffed, "That's because he doesn't."
"Bella!" I screeched.
"Like it's not the truth?" she snapped.
I gave her a silent warning to shut her fucking mouth.
"Jasper?" Tanya asked, sadness filling her eyes. I suddenly hated myself…why couldn't I just…feel the same way? Even if she was a bimbo who didn't know her ass from her elbow…she still deserved to be loved….right?
"I'm sorry, Tanya…I just…maybe if you gave me time…I could…" I said pathetically.
"Oooooor," Bella said in a sing song voice, "you could leave and not come back." She pointed at the door.
"Bella!" I hissed, "Stop!"
"Yeah, honey, don't be jealous because he wants me and not you." Tanya said.
Bella laughed, "Like I care who Jasper wants. I just want your stupid ass out of my house."
"Stupid? STUPID?!" Tanya thundered, "I'm not the one who is ALIVE!"
Bella looked at her with a "wow, you're stupider than I thought you were" look. "Um…I'm not alive either, retard."
I couldn't help but laugh.
"Well, maybe if you weren't so bitter people wouldn't assume you were alive."
"You make no sense."
"Your mom makes no sense!" Tanya yelled.
I laughed; She actually used 'your mom'.
Bella rolled her eyes, "its people like you who give vampires a bad name."
"You couldn't be a vampire if you tried!" Tanya said.
"Wow, Jasper, where do you find these girls?" Bella asked.
"Bella, just go back in your room."
"I can't…I'm not a vampire. Therefore I can't go anywhere." Bella laughed.
Tanya crossed her arms across her chest, "I told you she wasn't a vampire."
I think I need to get her a sarcasm sign....
"Maybe Jasper doesn't want you because he's already had a taste of something better." Bella smirked.
"Excuse me?!" Tanya muttered.
"Oh…he didn't tell you he kissed me?" Bella asked innocently.
My eyes widened, "What the hell, Bella!?"
"You kissed her?! You kissed the human!?" Tanya said incredulously.
"Tanya! She's a vampire." I hissed, annoyed, "and it was a long time ago. It meant nothing."
Bella's Point of View
Um…ouch. That hurt. It meant nothing? I guess I was the only one who felt that spark….
"Yeah…he's right. It meant nothing." I whispered and went back in my room, slamming the door behind me.
"Bella!" Jaspers voice came through my door, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean that."
"No, no. You're right. It meant nothing. I was just a brokenhearted girl who was vulnerable who you took advantage of. No big deal."
"Bella, you know it meant something."
"No, I don't." I hissed. I'm guessing the T-Rex left… I don't think he'd be saying all that in front of her.
"Bella, I'm coming in!" he said.
"No! I'm…naked." I lied.
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." (A/N anyone know what movie that line is from? First person to get it right gets a dedicated one-shot [questions about that? PM me]) He said opening the door.
I hissed into my pillow as I heard him walk in. I sank my teeth into the pillow….Feathers cascaded out EVERYWHERE.
It reminded me of my honeymoon and I burst into tears.
"Bella?! What's wrong?!" Jasper asked frantically.
"Pillows…feathers…teeth…headboards…" I sputtered hysterically.
"Bella, calm down! Tell me what's wrong."
"Honeymoon…" I sobbed,
He pulled me into his arms, "Oh, honey, calm down. Don't cry."
I buried my head in his chest and clutched him to me. It reminded me of the night I found Edward and Alice in bed together…how Jasper held me together while I fell apart.
I looked up into his amber eyes and became entranced.
"Bella…." His breath caressed my face and I closed my eyes, losing myself in the sheer bliss of him holding me.
Before I could comprehend what was happening, his lips were on mine.
My hands went straight to his honey blond hair and I threaded my fingers through it. His tongue slid across my bottom lip and I opened my mouth granting him access. His tongue caressed mine as he brought his hand up to my cheek, wiping away my tears. (A/N Shut up. I know she can't cry but it's cuter this way XP)
He pushed me back onto my bed, crawling on top of me. His lips moved to my neck as I moaned. It had been so long since anyone had kissed any part of me.
His hands went to the hem of my shirt, pulling it over my head. He tossed it onto the floor and looked down at me, his eyes glazing over in lust.
He wasn't wearing a shirt so I settled for running my hands over his toned body. He leaned down to me and captured my lips in a passionate kiss. He was in nothing but his boxers so I tugged them down.
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
He's HEEEUUUUGGGEE.
He chuckled when he caught my wide-eyed stare, "Like what you see?" He whispered in my ear.
"Oh, yessssss." I moaned as he began massaging my breast. He chuckled and kissed me again.
His unoccupied hand slid down my body and pulled off my shorts and underwear. His tongue prodded my mouth open and tangled his tongue with mine as I moaned into his mouth.
Jasper's Point of View
She was just so beautiful, I couldn't help myself. My hands were all over every inch of her incredibly sexy body. My eyes ran down her gorgeously toned body, from her round, supple breasts to her smooth, bare pussy.
She was moaning and writhing beneath me and I was entranced by her. Her soft whimpers were getting me harder than I thought possible and I knew I had to be inside her. She lifted her hips to grind against my painfully hard cock. I had my tip at her entrance and I had to warn myself to slow down and not pound into her.
We were both too far gone to notice the knock on the door….
"WHAT THE HELL!?"
Oooooo...Cliffy!
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~B~
