Don't Be That Chick
This might be the weirdest conversation I've ever had, but it's a conversation that I'm pretty sure a lot of girls relate too. Maybe guys. I hope not. So, my friend and I were just talking about random stuff and I don't even know how it came up, but we started talking about how girls put their money in their bra. Gross. I can't even. And it went something like this:
"The poor cashier that has to take the money from dem"
"I be like. Nope. Nope. Nope. Take it. I don't want it. Take that back."
"Like, da freak you doin"
"U CAN HAVE IT ALL FOR FREE JUST DON'T MAKE ME TOUCH THAT"
"PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH IT"
"WHAT HAVE U DONE TO GEORGE WASHINGTON'S FACE"
"MA'AM YOU'RE SCARING THE CUSTOMERS"
And it went on like that for a while cause it's just disgusting. Like, don't you have a wallet or purse or something besides your bra? There are only two things that belong in womens' bras. And I'm sure you know what that is. Also, when you go hug a guy, you want it to be all special and everything. I think your phone might just ruin that if you put it in your bra.
*Goes to hug a guy*
*Phone starts vibrating*
That ain't good.
And that's all I got.
