Name:
Emmet Mccarty Cullen
Age:
Err…
Gender:
Male
Eye color:
Gold, black, pink
Birthday:
34th April
Questions:
1. Who would you say is closest to you?
In what way? *wiggles eyebrows*
2. What is the main thing you want to do before you die?
You, me, 8 o'clock by the river?
3. Would you rather eat a lemon or a lime?
An orange. HA.
4. Are you emotionally stable?
No baby, I'm high :P
5. At what time of day do you feel most relaxed?
In the morning, just after evening and right before night
6. Who, if you had the chance, would you humiliate in front of 100 people?
Eddie. It'd be nice to see what Bells would do if he fell for another hum--
7. What would you say has been your greatest moment so far?
Ahhh, not suitable, me thinks ;D
8. If you could marry any person in the world, who would it be?
PIXIE LOTT! No wait… Who is she again?
9. Are you addicted to something? If so, why?
Socks, Eggs and X-rays baby!
10. What do you think of this quiz?
It's like Eddie boy when me and Rose are at it: Disturbed
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Thank you for participating in this quiz!-
I stared at the screen blankly. Then, I burst out laughing.
"And they say I'm bipolar!" Muttered Jasper. I broke it! I broke the quiz! I was falling out of my chair laughing, so even though I'm a vampire, I didn't have time to move out of the way of a small, black haired vampire hurtling towards me in fury.
"YOU BROKE IT!" She yelled. "YOU STUPID GIT! I WANTED A GO!" She started pummelling me with her tiny fists, and I couldn't help but laugh even more. This, as I found out, was a big mistake. Alice grabbed my curly black hair and pulled it so hard, I literally felt tears of pain sting my eyes. (And that's something, considering we can't produce tears) I yelped in pain and fell backwards, not crushing Alice as she had darted out of the way in time, still holding my hair. Her moving meant that my hair was pulled in another direction, which resulted in a somewhat girly scream on my part. Luckily, when humans are changed into vampires, everything about us gets stronger, including our hair. That was the only reason that my hair had not been pulled out already. Alice continued to pull my hair with all her vampire strength, whilst I lay helpless and in pain on the floor. Although the pain was almost blinding, I could still see and here what everyone around me was saying. Or rather, laughing. Because yes, my supposedly loving family and that mangy group of mutts who I thought were my friends were shrieking with laughter at my pain. Why are they doing this to me??!!??!?? I wailed in my head. Edward, still chuckling, looked me straight in the eye and said,
"It's called payback, Emmybear." And with that, he carried on laughing. I felt like crying. Which is not a very manly thing to feel. Sadly, along with a mind reader, my family also posses an empath, who felt every bit of my embarrassment, pain and needing to cry emotions. He laughed loudly, and I knew that if I were human I would be blushing. Right then, a lightning bulb struck. Or something like that, anyway. There was one person who would help me! I looked around for the angry (because of my pain, of course) figure of my sexy wife, Rosalie. I was horrified to see that she was standing, not angry, but completely peeing herself laughing at my humiliation. I managed to gasp out (Alice was still pulling my hair like there was no tomorrow) to Rosalie.
"Why, Rose, why?!" I cried. She looked at me defiantly, and I could see anger mixed with the amusement in her eyes. When she yelled at me, I could've sworn the whole of Ireland heard.
"PIXIE LOTT?!??!?!?!?!??!??!!?!?!"
A/N: Hi. Long time, right? Well, I've been busy/had major writer's block, okay? Right, I know I was saving Emmet's chapter 'til the end, but I don't know if I'll write another one of this story, so I thought that I'd at least give you the chapter you were all looking forward to, just encase. I know I say this every time, but please, please, PLEASE REVIEW!!!!! I looked at my hits page today and it turns out I've had 481 hits and only 27 reviews! C'mon, people! It makes my day when people review. It's nice to see if people actually like my story, not just read it. Anyway, might update (but don't expect anything soon!) one day, so until then…
Bye!
Boe
