I don't own bleach. I hate disclaimers, they get really lame after the 4th one.

Warning; Smut, yeeep~.

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Once Shiro was at the door, he harshly swung it open, death glaring the idiot that interupted him and Ichigo. "WHAT?" He barked out.

"Hey Whitey, where's Ichi?" 'The idiot' asked.

"What are you doing here?" Growled out Ichigo. Clearly not happy to see the person at the door.

.O.O.

"What? Not happy to see me boys?" The figure in the doorway asked. Pushing past the snow white twin to enter the house. Kicking the front door shut and pulling it out of Shiro' hand

"No, were not. Now, if you don't mind, get out." Ichigo demanded, nodding his head at the door.

"Now, now, Ichi. Sweet, sweet Berry-chan~, I have something very important to tell you about. Don't you wish to hear what I have to say?" He asked, smirking. He pushed his white rimmed, rectangular glasses back up his nose with his pointer and middle finger.

"No, ge' ou'." Said Shiro grabbing the teens arm and trying to pull him out the door.

"But~," He pulled his arm out of the pale twins grasp. "It has something to do with yours and Berry-chan's relationship. Not so brotherly if you ask me." Both twins stop moving, staring narrowed eyed at the teen who was flicking his fairy floss pink hair out from behind his glasses.

Shiro growled low in his throat. "Wha' are ya talking 'bout Granz?" He narrowed his eyes at the pink-haired teen.

Shiro and Ichigo have never liked the pink-haired teen, Szayel Aporro Granz was just.. creepy in their opinion, always looking at them with a calculating gaze that made them both shiver. The glasses wearing teen was always in the science lab doing something discusting or talking to the science's lab director, Kurotsuchi-sensei about the newest dissecting tools.

"You have such horrible pronunciation, that slur is just dreadfull." Szayel pushed up his glasses again and breathed out a sigh. "Now, I know about you and your bother's relationship," Szayel made a 'tsk' sound and sighed again, making everything seem so dramatic. "Not very brotherly like. But~ I'm willing to keep it a secret for a price."

"Ya sick fucker. Wha' would make ya thin' we 'ave a relationship like tha'?" One of Shiro's snowy white eyebrows rose, staring angrily at the teen infront of him.

"I saw you both, friday after school had ended. I heard exactly what you said, Whitey-chan~. 'Remember what I said this morning, I'm going to hold you to it. I'm going to fuck untill you can't walk. And you can be as loud as you want, know ones going to hear us'. Sound familier?" He smirked. Their faces were utterly priceless.

Ichigo sobered first. "Szayel, please yo-" He tried to say before getting interupted

"If you had have been paying attention, you would have known I don't plan on telling anyone. For a price." Ichigo visibly paled.

Shiro looked at his brother, growling low in his throat again. "If ya' planin' on tryin' to get one o' us ta fuck ya', 'm gonna beat ya' head in 'till ya' forget 'bout everythin'."

"Why would I want sex from you? I wouldn't partake in such a voulger activity with the likes of you two." Szayel scoffed. "I want you, my twins to help me get Uryu Ishida to like me."

"Wai', tha's all ya' wan'ed?" Asked Shiro, large smirk growing on his face before throwing his head back with a cackling laughter.

"My, my. Even your laughter is dreadfull." Szayel looked unimpressed.

"Whats so funny, Shi?" Asked Ichigo cocking his head to the side.

Shiro calmed himself down, looking at both his brother and the glasses wearing teen. "Thas' wha'cha' wan'ed? Ta date the stiff?" Szayel nodded. "All ya' had ta do was ask. Someone needs ta ge' tha' stick outta' his ass."

"So you'll do it?" He asked, cocking his head to the side looking nonchalant.

It's no' as cute as when Ichi does it. Shiro thought briefly

"O' course we will! Bu' you can't say a word 'bout this ta anyone. Go' it, Pinkie?" Said Shiro, narrowing his eyes at the teen infront of him.

"Oh wow, you pronounced a T,that was at the end of a word." Shiro rolled his eyes. "Why would I say something? Then I won't get what I want."

Szayel walked to the door, slowly opening it. "Well, my twins. I thank you for your time, you may take as long as you need to get me Uryu Ishida."

"Yeah, yeah. Just go." Said Shiro, waving his hand in the air.

Szayel huffed, flicking his bright hair over his shoulder. "Goodbye Whitey-chan~, Goodbye Berry-chan~." He walked out the door, closeing it behind himself and walking off down the street.

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Grimmjow paused, staring at the Kurosaki clinic and narrowing his eyes at the site of the pink-haired teenager walking out of the twins home. "Szayel and the twins don' ge' along, what's he doin'?" Grimmjow asked under his breathe making sure no one could hear him.

He wasn't a stalker or anything, he was just walking past on his way to see his friends who had recently got back from a long trip. Then seeing pink leave from the Kurosaki clinic, something isn't right. Grimmjow raised and light blue eyebrow and cocked his head slightly to the side. "Maybe I need to see my twins and ask some questions? Or, I could just beat the answer outta' tha pink freak."

Grimmjow's smirk was in danger of eating his face, he was going to find out what the twins are hiding. One way or another.

.O.O.

Shiro walks up to the door and locking it.

"What did he mean 'My twins'? He's so strange." Ichigo huffed, staring at the door. "But, I'm glad he's not gonna' tell anyone about us."

"Yeah." Shiro sighed. "So, shall we continue wha' Granz so rudely interup'ed?"

Ichigo turns around and shimmied out of his pants. He turned his head to look over his shoulder. "You'll have to catch me first." He said in a husky voice that caused a shiver to rack Shiro spine. Ichigo stepped out of his pants still watching Shiro before quickly running down the hallway and up the stairs.

Halfway down the hallway and Ichigo can hear Shiro's bare feet hitting the floor signaling that Shiro wasn't far behind the orange-haired teen. Ichigo rushed into their shared bedroom and threw himself on one of the beds, giving Ichigo sometime to catch his breath before Shiro landed on top of him. Ichigo made a wheezing sound as Shiro landed on top of him.

Shiro leaned down and whispered into Ichigo's ear. "So, I cough' ya'. Wha's ma prize?"

Ichigo flipped himself and his older brother over, Shiro's back landing on the bed with an 'oof'. Ichigo grinded his ass down into his brothers groin, enjoying the shocked moan that came from his brother. Ichigo leaned down, his face only millimetres away from Shiro's, he gentle blows cold air on his brother's lips before whispering. "This." He quicky crushed his lips against his brothers.

Ichigo ran his tounge along his brother's lower lip and then doing the same to the top lip, Shiro opening his mout and allowing his tounge to dance with Ichigo's, the dance was slow and pleasurable no one submitting or dominating.

Ichigo pulled back, both twins taking large gulpfulls of air. Once Ichigo recovered he grinded his ass on his brother's awakening penis. Shiro grabbing hold of his brother's hips, tugging on his boxers. The latter getting the message, he gets off of his brother and quickly removes the black pair of boxers. Shiro removing his aswell.

Ichigo moves back onto the bed and straddles his brother's waist, grinding down on his brothers now naked and leaking member. Ichigo leans over his brother and opens the top draw of the night stand, pulling out the bottle of lube, he poors a large dollop on his hand and places it on the bed.

He looks down at his brother and smirks at the slight flush covering his brother's high cheekbones . "You know, I really like it when you're flushed and underneith me."

"Che, brat." Shiro replys, moving his hand on top of Ichigo's and rubbing the lube onto his fingers, moving them to Ichigo's entrance and quickly thrusting two of them in. Allowing Ichigo to to get use to the two before stretching him for something larger.

Ichigo moves his hand down, running his pointer finger down Shiro's length and tugging softly on Shiro's apradyava peircing, causing Shiro to moan out softly. "Ichi."

"Y-yes Shiro?" Said Ichigo, panting lightly.

"I can' w-wai' anymo'." He said, shoving the third and final finger, up to the knuckle inside his brother.

"Nggh, shit." Ichigo panted out. "Just hurry up and just fuck me, Shiro!" He growled, grabbing his older brothers wrist harshly and yanking his fingers out. Using the other hand that was stroking his brother cock, he lines himself up and slams down onto Shiro's awaiting manhood, his balls hitting Ichigo's buttcheeks.

Shiro gave a suprised moan, his eyes rolling to the back of his head in pleasure. His Ichi was so damn tight!

"Nggh, Shi. So big, so full." Ichigo tounge hung out the side of his mouth, panting out loudly.

Shiro lifted his knees up and dug the heel of his feet into the bed, Ichigo whimpered at the sudden movement. Taking it as his que to move, Ichigo places his hands on Shiro's chest raising and lowering himself slowly, knowing it'll tease his brother.

The snowy-haired twin growled at Ichigo, knowing that he was trying to tease the older teen. He grabbed onto Ichigo's hips and slammed him down while raising his hips of the bed hitting his prostate dead on, making his younger brother scream at the sudden rough abuse to his body.

"S-shi! Harder~." The orange-haired teen panted out, lifting himself and bouncing in his brother's lap. Each thrust abusing his prostate and making Ichigo see stars as Shiro's peircing dug into it.

Shiro moved his hips up at a faster pace, meeting his orange-haired brother and lover thrust for thrust, he moved one of the hands making small bruises on Ichigo's hips to his weeping cock, stroking it a few times then running his nail through the slit.

"Shit~, SHIRO~!" Ichigo screamed out, orgasm hitting him like a truck.

"F-FUCK! Tight~." Shiro coming shortly after his brother, riding out his orgasm in his brother's abused body.

Ichigo fell on top of his brother, a giant panting mess. Shiro slowly pulls out of the abused hole, his brother whimpering tiredly and rolling off of the snowy-haired teen's sweaty body. Shiro turns around and wraps his arm around his little brother, kissing his sweaty orange locks and snuggling to sleep.

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Random fact: Whenever I write sex scenes, I scream out in a deep, manly voice the names I use for penis when writing them and pull awkward faces.

I adore Szayel and ship SzayelIshi, so haaard~. I'm sorry, I just just couldn't resist.

So, did anyone think it was Szayel? (If it doesn't make sence, I'm sorry, but don't worry 'bout it, everything will make sence in the end. I promise.)

I hope you enjoyed it n.n! Thank you for all your beautiful reviews, You readers and Reviewers are amazing!

1poisonivy- Thank you! Yep, he does. His poor bum needs to recover XD!

Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo- Ahaha, I love that video!

HelenBVB- Why, thank you:)! Were you shocked, that it was Szayel? Amazing band:)!

MaeKat- Thank you so much!

TinkanaiT32- I have lots of suprises hidden for you lovely readers, I thought it was cute too!
Actually, I really like heavy metal, and one day I went though my music and that song just came on and I just thought it be funny if Shiro sang it to Ichigo. (I really, really like that Rick Astley song.)
Whats your favourite kinda music?

Therasia- Thank you for the review:)!