Author's Note: Stand by for Titanfall! Two chapters left after this! A Twist in Fate 3 will be my last story for fanfic. (Unless I get request) I want to thank the readers for staying with the story even though I took the original ATIF2 down. This chapter was... different for me. I don't know if you guys will like this chapter but feel free to voice your opinion.
RDK: Sorry about that guys, I took a back seat on the writing last chapter and just edited. Life stuff has a subtle way of seducing you and then kicking your ass~. But im back for this one!
...Lunchtime. Eastbay High School...
Roy stared as the four walked away. His eyes briefly lingered on the flexing hips of the substitute and the bouncy pink haired girl before he turns back to the table with a sigh.
"That bastard better not fuck this up for me….." he mumbles under his breath before taking a bite of a mango.
Looking to achieve something, kid? A voice asked. Roy blinked, slowly placing his half eaten mango on the paper bag in front of him and slowly looking around to see no one of interest.
"What…. the…. fuck...?" Roy whispered.
Oh my, such a colorful language you humans have. Perhaps you and I can become friends and you can teach me more about the meaning of 'fuck'. The voice said again.
"What the hell?! Who the hell are you!?" Roy asked, this time aloud letting his voice catch the attention of a few nearby teens.
What the hell am I, you ask? The voice questioned.
"Yes, that's what I asked, asshole!" Roy growled.
Hahaha... I am a voice in your head. The voice answered.
"No fucking shit, but you don't belong in here! This is my place of solitude! no vacancy, no trespassing, and no visitors! Why. Are. You. Here." Roy's right hand crumpled the paper bag up in his hand, letting the mango roll a few inches away.
Temper temper, I've been in here for a few days. Twilight's little magic allowed only part of me out. I've seen the situation you're in and I know what you're planning with Jean. I have to say you have a knack for causing... trouble. Robbing that store with that strange device. The voice said. Roy winced at the mention of his past doings.
"Shut up!" Roy shouted, slamming his hands on the table and standing in a rush.
Ah. Ah. Ah. You don't want your fellow species to think that you're crazy now do you? I can help you convince that kid to take you with him to Equestria. All that I ask, is that you assist me when you get there. The voice said.
"... …. … with…. what… exactly?"
Don't worry about the details. You need and want to get away from this world, right? The voice answered.
"I don't like this." Roy whispered.
Trust me, I will be the only friend you need. When school is over find Jean. Let me do the rest. The voice laughed.
...Canterlot Gardens, Afternoon...
Discord's statue stood motionless outside of the pony made maze. Many ponies trotted past it not taking notice over the details of it. A few minutes passed by before a curious mare stopped and stared hard at the statue.
"Wow, that's odd. A crack in the statute! I wonder what might've caused it...I hope the gardener patches it up before the weather breaks it down." The mare said before trotting away.
...Blaze's house, Ponyville...
The dark blue pony, laid on his back, in the bed, staring out the window.
"Jean... I met him before... but how?" Blaze asked. He rolled over to his side and let out a sigh. Celestia afternoon sun was now slowly fading into the horizon.
"Hey dude, you're hella good at this game!" He said. Jean smiled. Just as he was about to say something back a light brown skinned girl placed a hand on Jean's shoulder.
"Mind if I borrow him for a bit?" The girl asked. Blaze shrugged.
"Sure, just don't take too long I want a rematch." Blaze said.
"Ok, I'll try not to keep him. Come on Jean I have something to ask you." The girl asked. Jean swallowed hard as he stood up. She then lead him out of the room by the hand.
"Lucky fuck." Blaze whispered.
Blaze blinked, the 'dream' had disappeared. Melting away into the afternoon sun that filled his bedroom with an orange light. Blaze rolled himself out of his bed and stretched until hearing and feeling the sensation of his joints blissfully popping. Just as he made his way out of his bedroom a knock came from his front door.
"That must be Sky Flower. Almost forgot about our date tonight." Blaze thought, as he trotted down stairs and stopped suddenly seeing his door was now wide open.
"Sky!" He called out. No answer. Blaze took a few steps towards the door looking left and right. Once he was sure no one entered his house, Blaze reached for the door and slammed it shut. He gasped and jumped back after seeing an envelope attached to the door.
'For Blaze' written in blue ink on it.
"Maybe Derpy was here, but not her style in delivery. But then again, she could've been a bit... Ah, whatever. I need to get out for a while." Blaze said.
...Last bell, Eastbay Highschool...
The afternoon sun was now making its journey down behind the horizon as the high school teens ran out if the school building. However, Roy as usual, wasn't amongst the smiling teenage faces. His eyes scanning over the his classmates.
You seem pretty determined to find him. The voice pointed out.
"That's because I want to get the fuck out of here." Roy responded.
Hehehe, forgot about that part. The voice chuckled.
"You took a picture of the princess's rear end?! How could you?!" Twilight fumed.
"It's not what you think. This is just a ritual." Jean answered.
"Ritual my left hoof! Is that what you want?! Is my body not attractive enough. Should I make my rear end just as big as hers?!" Twilight questioned.
"Yeah, my two buns are just as big as Mrs. Dawns!" Pinkie jumped in. Jean scratched the back of his head. Roy chuckled seeing Jean as he scrambled down the stairs after Twilight who had his cell phone in her hand.
"I am sorry, Twilight my dear dear future wife, but it was a mistake! I meant to take your picture but I took the teachers by accident. Just let me have my phone back and I will erase it." Jean said. Twilight glared at him.
"You do realize I can read your mind, right?" Twilight asked squeezing the phone in her hand. Jean swallowed hard.
"Uh... well..."
This is our cue, walk up to them now! The voice commanded. Roy did so without question.
"How about I do it? I can learn how to operate this thing myself. " Twilight suggested.
"Hey. How did Jean fuck up this time? " Roy asked as he stopped in front of the arguing group. Jean turned to him and scoffed.
"Hey Roy, we are in a middle of a conversation. So if you don't min-"
"I couldn't help but overhear. How about you give me the phone and I'LL erase the picture?" Roy smiled.
"That seems fair to me." Twilight said handing Roy the phone
"Wait, are you fucking kidding me. Roy don't be a teamkilling fa-"
"Done." Roy said, handing Jean back his phone.
"You fucking retarded penguin. Why would you-"
"Jean we need to talk. I don't like the way you've been ignoring us today. You're giving Mrs. Dawn too much attention." Twilight pointed out.
"Yeah, not to mention we haven't played hide the banana yet." Pinkie jumped in.
Reach into your pocket. The voice urged. Roy did so. His fingertips was met with a metal object and his eyes grew wide.
"What the he-"
Ladies like gifts from the heart. You have no problem lying do you? The voice asked. Roy pulled the object out of his pocket and stared at it. There was two lockets in his hand, glistening in the sun. An idea popped into his head as a smile tugged at the corner of his mouth.
"So maybe we should just march back in Mrs. Dawns class and watch you mate with her. Is that what you want?!" Twilight asked.
"Yea- I mean no. Twilight, Pinkie, you two are dear to me. I swear. I would never go awol on you two even if I was threaten by the Arbiter himself." Jean said.
"Prove it!" Twilight commanded. Jean reached out his left hand and grabbed Twilight's breast. Roy face palmed before clearing his throat.
"is this how humans show affection for another? " Twilight asked.
"Ooooh,
"I would show you more but a fucking enemy UAV is online. What the fuck do you-"
"Just reminding you that the gifts you wanted me to get for Twilight and Pinkie yesterday, I thought maybe you wanted me to... or do you want to give them to them?" Roy asked presenting the lockets. Jean stared at them in confusion.
"Those are really for us, Jean?" Pinkie asked.
"He told me he felt guilty for having you come out here to his world in an attempt to bring him back. Remember, Jean? " Roy asked looking pointedly at Jean. Jean took the lockets and gave one to Twilight and the other to Pinkie. Roy smiled.
" Yeah... um thanks for the care package."
"No problem, just remember you owe me one for going out my way. By the way, Jean loves you two very much. He used his last twenty dollars in order to get those instead of spending it on some stupid ass video game." Roy said before walking away with a hidden smirk.
"I am not sure what he is talking about, but you really got this for us?" Twilight asked.
"Ye-yeah, I wanted you to know you mean more to me than double exp weekend and my achievement points... combined." Jean said.
That was it?
Jean owes you. He can't deny you anything. The voice answered. Roy looked back at the three. He sighed at seeing them group hug with a slight scowl.
I see you're jealous of him.
The fuck I am. He's a fucking video game addicted horny teenager who has no friends. No life. A family that loves him and several girls that go out of their way for him... Shut up, you're a voice. What the hell do you know.
Don't be that way, if you want to attract the opposite sex you should try to smile once in awhile or become just like Jean. Girls will fall for you fast.
Fuck off.
Sorry I don't know what that means.
...Twilight's Treebary...
"So wait, you're telling us that Jean... was-"
"Still my colt friend. We shared everything, he even gave me my first kiss." Snickerdoodle said, sighing at the memory.
"He gave you his first kiss?" Fluttershy asked. Snickerdoodle nodded. There was a brief moment of silence between the three. The light brown mare stared hard at the yellow pegasus.
"I don't know why, but I feel as if I should hate you... which is strange cause you seem like a nice mare. Maybe I am just losing my mind. Anyways, sorry for disturbing you guys. I will check elsewhere for Jean." Snickerdoodle said before turning around and trotting out the door. Fluttershy sat frozen, staring sadly at the floor.
"Fluttershy?" Spike called out. The only thing the pegasus could muster was a whimper. Spike moved closer to her. "What's wrong?" He asked.
"Do you mind if I stay the night here? I need some pony to talk to." Fluttershy asked.
"Sure, anytime." Spike replied, eagerly.
...Jeans house, Eastbay...
The afternoon sky had now given away to the black star littered night. The chill in the air intensified causing the three to rush into the house.
"You know, Jean. You don't have to worry about the pregnancy right now. You have 11... to 8 months." Twilight said as the walked into the kitchen. Jean with a sigh, let his backpack slide off his shoulders to the ground with a loud thump.
"I still don't know. I mean it seemed so bad... since you kept it a secret. I just feel as if this will be as fucked up as Dead Space and as difficult as Dark Soul's minus the dieing." Jean said.
"Is that so? Maybe you should've gotten over you love of putting things in the right place." A voice called from the dark depths of the kitchen.
"What the fuck?!" Jean exclaimed. The lights suddenly flicked on revealing Mrs. Dawn sitting cross legged on a chair facing the front door.
"Princess?" Twilight gasped. Jean stared lustfully at her.
"You're right, that's why I love.. playing tetris. Maybe we could play... upstairs... with Twilight and-OW!" Jean was interrupted by Twilight who had punched him in his arm.
"The deal is always open," Dawn said uncrossing than crossing her legs giving Jean a brief view of her nether region. "However I am not here to stir up teenage hormones. I am here to pick up Pinkie and Twilight. Unless you three have other plans tonight?" Mrs. Dawn asked.
"Where's my mom and dad?" Jean asked.
"I gave them a much needed two day vacation to a place called Los Vegas." Mrs. Dawn said.
"Wait, so you convinced my mom and dad to leave their jobs to-"
"Jean don't over think it. I am a powerful Princess who has the power to do anything I want in this world or Equestria. There are always way for me to achieve what I want... In the appropriate time. So Twilight, my dear student, are you going to stay here one more night or come study with me?" Dawn asked.
"Give us like two hours alone with Jean the and we will be right with you!" Pinkie jumped in.
"Pinkie, what are you saying?" Twilight quickly.
"You're right, give us a day with him. I have a lot of catching up to do." Pinkie insisted grabbing Jean by the arm and pulling him past the princess and into the living room than upstairs. Mrs. Dawn chuckled to herself.
"I know you want to join them, Twilight but after you have your fun I suggest you talk to Jean more about his situation. Make sure he knows how to take on responsibility." Mrs. Dawn said standing up.
"But I never took care of a foal myself." Twilight interjected.
" Of course you have, remember our conversation about Spike before I put him under your care? Think of that." Mrs. Dawn said walking towards the front door.
"What about Rena?" Twilight asked.
"Don't worry about her. I used a sleeping spell on her. She won't wake up until tomorrow morning. Have fun." With that the princess opened the door and walked out. When the door shut, Twilight turned around and walked out of the kitchen than upstairs.
She knows we were going to mate tonight but she's ok with it? This must be one of her tests... Twilight thought to herself."You know
...Outside Jean's House...
Ms. Dawn sighed as she walked out into the cold winter air. She looked up at the stars.
I was hoping that colt would jump at the idea. I am starting to think I wasted my magic in creating this figure. Maybe tomorrow I will wear a shorter skirt. Though I guess a vacation from Equestria isn't too bad. Hopefully my sister is okay.
"You know. I don't think that's your house..., miss Dawn, was it?" Roy stood outside, leaning against the fence with his arms crossed, staring at the buxom substitute.
"Nice observation. May I ask what a student such as yourself is doing out on a school night?" Mrs. Dawn asked.
In the distance out of sight a shadow watched them in silence.
Roy flashed a smile and came off his post, adjusting his dark grey T shirt. "I was coming over to speak to a... friend of mine. Now I find myself rather curious. What is a young teacher like yourself doing at at a student's private residence? I do believe this is twice you've pulled Jean into a room with you... alone for all intents and purposes. And that Skirt? Hardly appropriate for a tutoring house call, so don't try that one~." He slowly makes his way to block her path to the road.
"Well, I have to keep in mind from now on how observant you are. There's nothing foul happening only teaching. The only way this child will learn is if the lesson is taught by a cute face." Mrs. Dawn answered. The shadow chuckled.
Let's see how resourceful you are, Roy. It thought.
Roy chuckled. "Something I know all too well. Though, that girlfriend of his... she seems to nag at him constantly, no wonder he would want a break from her... you are by far the fairer of the... Three wasn't it? What a two timer..." He looked away as he shook his head to hide a small smile.
"That girlfriend he has is a great influence on a deviant like him. Have you noticed? Jean seems a bit more focused now that he has Mary who loves him dearly? No more bad behavior. Or Is your observation only on me?" Mrs Dawn pointed out. Roy let out another deviant chuckle. His head lifts to reveal the same smile.
"Of course not~ That girl clearly loves him, but I can't help feeling sorry for her. It's almost like everyone is using her and she just doesn't realize it. Jeans in that house right now. Alone. No car means no interruptions. I bet he's about to satisfy ever urge he can think of with her. But from what I've been talking to him about he doesn't have any clue what the hell he's doing." He tilts his head slightly. "And then there is you~ popping up out of nowhere just around the time these girls start dragging him around by the dick... it sounds to me like you're using her to tame Jean down~ and why oh why is that, Mrs Dawn~?"
Mrs. Dawn closed her eyes as a car passed by, sending a burst of light from behind Roy. It bounced off the house windows and reflected in his jovial eyes, showing in great detail his curious, entertained smile.
He thinks I would dare to use my most valuable student in such a way? It seems to me this human is snooping around a bit much. I will humor him just for a bit before I use my magic and end this charade.
"Sounds like to me you have this all figured out. So tell me, how do you know Mary is in there? It could be just Jean and Rena in there by themselves and I was just being a responsible teacher and not only tutoring but also looking out for his well being. Correct me if I am wrong but you seem too interested in that 15 year old boy. Maybe you have urges too?" Mrs. Dawn shot back. Roy let out sudden, genuine laughter.
"Oh... oh miss Dawn~~ please you flatter him far too much~ I have far better targets for my... urges~, than jean. Though, I'm glad you've realized how much I know~ See, I'm not a fool. I know that two girls are currently living in this house. Besides, aside from school it's impossible to find them without Jean around. But I wonder how frustrating that must be for you. After all, let's go back to that deliciously revealing skirt of yours." He gestures to the article before lifting his hand palm up and curling it into a pointing index finger, held lazily trained trained on the door. "Which you were adjusting with such an adorable pout as you left~ So that's what this is, huh? The cougar sends some poor lovestruck girl to tame the negatives out of your prey prey before you kick her to the side side and claim him all to yourself~ That's what you were here for, isn't it? You wanted a hard, hot fuck and that little cunt got in your way~ See, we both know Jean would have never turned you away if not for that annoying, selfish little flat chested twat!"
"How dare you refer to Twilight i-" Mrs. Dawn stopped herself. Her heart pounded hard against her chest. "I see, you know a lot. But you want me to fill in the gaps right? You won't understand it but I appreciate if you don't refer to my student in that manner. If you got something against her, talk to me!" Mrs. Dawn shouted. A dog began to bark not too far away from where the two were standing. Roy's grin grew a little as his eyes fell slightly.
"You know. Showing up to seduce Jean even after you knew Twilight and Pinkie were trying to get him back? That's a pretty naughty move. You're quite the darkhorse~ But isn't that more your sister's job, Princess Celestia?" His eyes glittered and burned, reveling in his success.
"Oh, so you know my name? I guess you got Jean or Pinkie to say what is going on? I don't get why you are pushing my buttons here Roy but I assume you know what powers I have. So I am guessing you either want something or you are tired of Jean getting attention from the opposite sex. But let me tell you this, your past doesn't give you the reason to do the things you do." Mrs. Dawn said. Roy's smile fell away.
Sleeping spell or memory loss spell? Memory spell is a bit dangerous I guess I will have to go with the latter. She thought.
He strode up to her, head lowered. He stopped a minor distance away before speaking again, voice low. "Alright, Princess. We can play that way. First off. My past is none of your business. Second. You want to know why I'm here? Because I had a hunch you weren't as simple as you claimed you were. Third. Why? To show you I'm not done dense high schooler. If you want Jean back in equestria, you'll need my help. I'm the reason Twilight hasn't given up on him. I'm the reason that Jean is even considering returning and i swear to whatever deity you pray to-" He looked up at her, staring into her eyes from the same height. Boring into her with eyes full of pain, horror, and steel. "No one. No one! Wants him to go back more than me." His words a whispered angry rasp through clenched teeth.
Mrs. Dawn closed her eyes and sighed.
"Your mom taught you better than this Roy-" Suddenly his left hand shot forward and grabbed the teacher around the throat.
"Do NOT bring her into this!" He roared. simply continued to stare at him, unaffected and unamused. She then magically pushed him back causing him to stumble with a scoff from the boy, followed by a light growl and a furious glare. She simply brushed off and re-situated her blouse, continuing.
"As I was saying she taught you that you can't run from your problems but seeing you are in this despite her kind ways of teaching you. I have no choice but to decline your offer, Roy. You may think things can be easily manipulated but you are horribly mistaken. Have you forgot my powers extent? I know your motivation. You aren't allowed into Equestria until either one. You apologize to that man you stole from or two. Legitimately make friends with Jean and have him help you pay for the stuff you took. I also want you to write a 2 page essay on why you shouldn't do the wrongful deeds you committed. Maybe then I will allow you to come." Mrs. Dawn said before raising her hand at Roy.
Roy looked at her in shock for a few moments before he started laughing. "hahahahahahaha! You must must be joking! Hahaha! Um, no and Fuck you! I will not live with regret and I sure as hell won't be friends with that ungrateful, arrogant, piece of shit gamer! You may fancy yourself an all powerful goddess, Tia, but here you're just a two bit wizard. I don't need your permission to come. I'm leaving this world if I have to tear apart each and everything in my way. So be smart and fuel my engine or stay out of the road." He spat back at her, taking a step towards her, challenging her pose, glaring at her with animalistic fury. Mrs. Dawn hands began to glow a light blue. Roy then slowly lifted up off the ground. He fruitlessly struggled as she slowly brought him closer to her.
"Your desperation has blinded you to the fact that no matter where I am Roy, I will always be a goddess. It's cute your little hormones gave you the heart to try and challenge me but once again you are mistaken. So what do you think of me now, Roy the brave little human? Still think I am nothing but a... what was it you said? 'two bit wizard'? I have the power to do anything I want to you. Much like your skills in manipulating others. I am going to ask one last time. Roy make nice. Or I will punish you in the worst possible way a Princess can punish a stallion whose too full of himself. Your choice before I tuck you in tonight, Roy." Mrs. Dawn said. Roy struggled again until he saw there was nothing else to do to fight against the force that lifted him off the ground. He stared into her eyes for several moments.
"... fine. As long as jean continues as he is, I'll be a perfect fucking angel. ..." Suddenly his anger dissipated, lips turning up in a smile as he let's out a small chuckle. "You know, it was hard to see from such a distance in the darkness... but that magenta in your eyes burns quite beautifully when you're angry~" He lifted his right hand to brush a few stray strands away. "Oh, is quite obvious why Jean is so dumbstruck by you... your majesty~~~"
"Thanks but this 'two bit wizard cougar' already has enough attention from one teenage male. Not to mention the rest of the males in the school. With all the negatives aside, do you really think I have that much interest in Jean or were you trying to sound smart?" Celestia asked before letting her magical grasp go of Roy. His feet fell the small distance to the ground and pulled his hand away. He sighed and took a deep breath, resolving himself
"Look, Princess. Allow me to apologize. I do not do well with... my past. But I'm sure you know that already... i simply wanted to show my worth and things got out of hand... As for Jean... I'm not sure what you're planning but if you're not after a night in bed with him willing and personally then you must have a plan... using sex as leverage to force him into into a deal?" He crossed his arms again, tilting his head, eyes cooling into an emotionless, calculating observation.
"Well aren't you the good detective. I am here to force Jean's hoo-I mean hand. Twilight herself would've let Jean stay a bit longer than a week. Don't get me wrong, she is smart but I need her back in Equestria as soon as possible. I came here to make sure that happens. Yes I am using sex to lure him back but he seems intent on staying here the entire week. Not to mention he got one of Twilight's friends pregnant and he needs to get back and help her through this. So I am a bit in a hurry. Now would be a good time." Mrs. Dawn explained. Roy bursts into laughter again, trying trying his best to reel it back in.
"Oh... oh my god he did? Hahahahaha! That's hilarious! ..." his eyes met the unamused Dawn's and he cleared his throat and took a breath. "Any way... i think I can help you... whether he clearly knows it or not, he listens to me... i might could just talk to the three of them and interest Jean past his ability to deny himself. I know how to push his buttons. His cheat codes as the brat... Jean, would say."
"You think I will trust you right now? After our little battle? ... but then again... Roy would you mind raising up both your arms?" Mrs. Dawn asked. Roy complied after a knowing frown and a deep resigned sigh. Mrs. Dawn then pointed a finger at his crotch. Her finger turned blue. Suddenly a force hit him in his dick causing him to double over in pain, falling to his knees with a muted exclamation of 'ffffuck!' "There we go, attached to your reproductive organ there is a charm that will send a magical pulse every time you disobey me or commit an act of crime. It's a bit crude but I need your attitude to be under control and pain is a suitable mentor. Understand Roy, the brave little human?" Dawn asked. The eighteen year old took several deep breathes before standing.
"Fine... yeah, fine... but, I need something from you too. How do I know you won't screw me over...?"
"Screw you over? I am not sure what that means.'
"How do I know you'll let me come if I help you get him back!? I'm not about to wear a leash without some sort of insurance... "
"Hmm, well first you and Jean must become friends and then you must apologize to that many you stole supplies from then there's that two page essay... wait you and Jean becoming friends is a bit of a stretch... hmmmm. Well that two page essay and the apology must be done then I will allow you to come to Equestria with me. But you will continue to wear that leash until I see fit. Deal?"
"... I can't simply apologize. That's not how things work here... There is no forgiveness on earth. It's a dead commodity. If I apologize to him, I go to jail and you get no help." He stares into her eyes, bracing himself for the pain but staying resolute in his words.
*Squeeze*
His eyes slam shut as his fussball up ant hus sides. The breath in in his lungs leaves in a quick wave as he coughs suddenly. But he stands, refusing to back down
"Sorry, I was testing it. I didn't know your world was so... dark."
"Yeah well... *cough* it made me, didn't it...?"
"I don't know why you think that way about yourself. The world didn't make you this way, you're just desperate and fail to see there is always a light. Anyway since you are unable to apologize to the store owner, it looks like you and Jean are going to learn a lot about each other." Roy let's out a sigh and takes a deep breath.
"...fine. I get the world's worst friend and you both get laid. A real win-win..."
"You would've gotten more from this 'cougar' had you not been so negative and what do you mean by laid? Your jargon confuses me a lot."
"... right, because the princess of the sun just hands out sex... we both know I'm not worth the attention from someone like you. And 'laid', princess, is a euphemism for sex based on the concept that humans copulate primary laying in a bed. ... you've gotten my apology for my behavior. What else do you want..."
"I didn't know I was your type. Roy you have understand the world doesn't revolve around you and the world is as beautiful as you make it. But you will learn that soon enough... you know you and Jean have a lot in common. You will see that in time as well, but for now it's bed time for all students." Mrs. Dawn said holding her hand up at Roy and brushing his hair back. He then disappeared in a flash of white light.
Glad I didn't completely lose it. Otherwise he would be banished to the moon. But he seems influenced by something. I need to keep an eye on him.
...Roy's Bedroom...
"... there. Are you happy? I reeled it in." He sits on the bed with a scowl on on his face, hands together together with interlocked fingers in his lap.
Aw, did the big bad princess hurt your feelings?
"No. She pissed me off. Can you get this bullshit charm off?"
No, her magic is a bit too powerful. Without my physical body all I can do is simple card tricks. But you seem so happy on being a good little doggy. Hehehe. I can get it off once you get to Equestria.
"...good enough... and why do I have to submit to her? Huh? "
It's entertaining!
"... ... ... fuck you." He turns and lays down, rolling onto his side and closing his eyes.
Checkpoint Reached
