Previous battle winner: Tails (4 to 2)
RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION!
Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Kung Fu Panda!
Amy Rose vs. Master Viper!
BEGIN!
Amy
How dare you think you can step up to the queen?
You think you're a serpent? I'm just as mean!
You're scaly all over! You've never dated a guy.
Are you a Kung-Fu master or a Japanese hentai?
I've got a mallet that's just as long as you are.
Feel blessed that I've aloud you to make it this far.
You think this is bad? Well, it'll just get worse.
I'll skin you alive and make you into a purse!
A fangless little twat trying to make a name
By going head-to-head in this little rap game.
So go eat a rat before I crush ya
Like what happened to China with Communist Russia!
Viper
I mean I'll let you go first, but damn sure I'm getting' licks in
On this pink fangirling hedgehog who's a pre-pubescent vixen.
You look and sound like a man, although I'm sure you play with dolls
And insult me again and I'll hit ya right in the balls.
You're what passes for a hero? Wow, that's sad!
You got more facial hair than the guy from Breaking Bad.
I've got tons of fighting moves; you've just got a hammer!
And when it comes to looks, I've got all the glamor.
So after I'm done there'll be a tragedy
Like you ached Sonic's balls on your balcony!
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is
Or I'll spit sick like a plague on both your houses!
Amy
Is that all, bitch? I'll leave your rhymes rot.
I'm not finished yet! I'll show ya what I got!
My raps are like fat stacks! M-o-n-e-y!
Decapitate your ass and then make an alibi.
Go tell your boyfriend Crane to call up this Rose
For a good time. But wait! He already knows.
So I suggest that you start to pick up the slack
Before I kill ya off put your head on a plaque.
Viper
I'll be sure to yank out all your Rose thorns
And send you back to prostitution! Take the bull by the horns.
So call up Crane, huh? Putting out for free?
I don't think he'd want to contract HIV.
Besides, you smell like fish. No guy would touch thee.
Go back to your home, in the Chinese Sea!
So now I'll choke you until you're the color denim.
So beware of the Viper's strike! I spit this shit like venom.
WHO WON?
You decide!
Another battle approaches! Next up: Blaze the Cat vs. Takami Skyfang (OC)
