Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon.

"It was a joke!" said Ash desperately as his Pokemon besides Mewtwo continued to walk away from him.

"If that's your idea of a joke, I'd hate to see what your idea of a sick joke would be," muttered Treecko.

"Quite right," said Ralts.

"C'mon!" Ash said.

"Never seen anything so stupid in my life," said Charmeleon.

"Well, for your information I was trying to blend in more when walking around the city so I thought this would work," said Mewtwo in his defense.

"Mewtwo, if Pokemon were meant to wear clothes, we would," said Pikach dryly.

"But I got you a matching outfit Pikachu, see?" said Ash holding out a ketchup bottle costume.

Pikachu stared and said,"No way, I'm not-"

"Would you do it for a ketchup snack?" asked Ash holding out a bottle of ketchup.

"Uh...er...ALRIGHT GIVE IT TO ME!"

Pikachu put on the outfit and then Ash gave Pikachu his ketchup bottle which he happily shook.

"Hehehe, ketchup. Hehehehe, dance ketchup dance," he said in glee.

"Remind me to put him into ketchupaholic anonymous," muttered Charmeleon.

They exited the viewing tower and Ash decided to take them see a couple of movies.

"So which one should we see first?" Ash asked his Pokemon.

"I say we see Pokeball Evolution," said Mewtwo who liked the anime series.

"I heard that movie stunk, how about the Princess and the Politoed?" offered Pikachu.

"I ain't watching no Disney movie," growled Charmeleon. "I want something good, maybe that Avatar movie?"

"Wait, is Spinarak-Man 4 out yet?" asked Ralts.

"I heard they're rebooting it," said Treecko.

Ralts gasped and said,"Say it isn't so!"

"And the sad thing is, it doesn't need rebooting like the Hulk and the fourth Crobatman movie," said Tailow.

Meanwhile...

"Man, I'm bored!" said Squirtle.

"Well, you can't do much about it until Ash decides to switch you in," said Bulbasaur. "Besides it's a great opportunity to relax for a while."

"But I haven't gotten any action lately! And I'm not talking about getting laid either. Besides it's been a while since the last time I had any good shit, hey wait a minute, if you could just let me-"

"I won't let Heracross suck the suck the sap from my bulb, so I sure as hell won't let you take a whiff out of it," snapped Bulbasaur.

"Damn," muttered Squirtle.

Suddenly an idea came to his head. Grinning he said,"Hey I got an idea, let's have a party tonight!"

Bulbasaur snorted and said,"So you can cause mischief and drug induced mayhem? No way, I'm the sheriff here now."

Back with Ash and his companions...

"That movie was horrendous," said Mewtwo darkly.

"I told you we should have watched Avatar," said Charmeleon.

"So what do you guys wanna do now?" Ash asked not knowing what else to do.

"Do you know any internet cafe's or something nearby? I need to check my Youtube account," said Charmeleon.

"You have a Youtube account?" asked Mewtwo in shock.

Eventually Charmeleon had to settle for the pc in the Pokemon center but he was devastated to find out his account had been deleted!

"What the hell man! Who's bright idea was it to flag me?!" he yelled in outrage.

No one noticed a Combusken sneaking off, snickering to himself.

Next day...

"All right Ash, up and at em, we've got a big Gym match today!" said Charmeleon cheerfully.

Ash however was not cheerful at all. "Charmeleon, it's 5:03 in the morning, the Gym Leader probably isn't even awake."

"So? We can still-zzzzzz." Charmeleon fell asleep due to a Hypnosis coming from Mewtwo.

Eventually after a more humane hour to wake up, Ash departed the Pokemon center and made his way for the Rustboro Gym.

Charmeleon skipped as they walked and started to listen to a song in his head.

Charizard!

You know that there is no other...

I choose you!

Because you are my uber!

In this game we play!

And if we have to go all day...

So we can leave the other masters in our dust!

You've been training in the valley...

Waiting for this time...

For this moment to arrive.

And now that it's here...

I don't have to fear!

Cause there's no one you can't overcome!

It's me and you!

And there's no one we can't defeat!

Cause in the Pokemon world...

No Pokemon can stand up to you!

We will always defeat them all!

Charizard!

I choose you!

You and me forever yeah!

Charizard!

Pikachu shivered slightly and muttered,"Why do I suddenly want to sue or beat up Charmeleon?"

Soon they arrived at the Gym with determination in Ash and Charmeleon's hearts. "Whoa, kinda looks like Brock's Gym, huh?" said Pikachu.

"Yeah, sure does," said Ash thinking about his trusted old companion. "Well, it's time to do what we came here to do."

After a few introductions and exchanges, Ash's battle with the leader Roxanne was soon underway.

"Let's get started, Geodude, I choose you!" said Roxanne sending out the rock Pokemon.

"Okay, a Geodude huh? In that case, Charmeleon your up!" said Ash.

"Got it!" said the fire lizard running onto the field.

Roxanne was confused by this choice and said,"Your going to use a Fire type against Geodude? That's not a very good strategy you know."

"Heh, Charmeleon can handle it," said Ash in full faith of his Pokemon.

"Let the match begin!" called the referee.

"Charmeleon, let's start this off with a Dragonbreath attack!"

"Geodude, block it with Defense Curl!"

Charmeleon fired a green colored breath at Geodude who curled up and easily withstood the attack.

"Now Geodude, use Mega Punch now!" called Roxanne.

"Charmeleon, quick dodge it!" said Ash.

Geodude threw powerful punches at Charmeleon who with his agility and training easily dodged them all and gave Geodude a kick on the head as he jumped over him.

"Rock Throw, now!" said Roxanne.

Geodude smashed the ground hard with it's fist causing rocks to pop out and fall towards Charmeleon.

Charmeleon quickly jumped around to dodge them but one of them hit him on the head causing him to see stars.

"Charmeleon, are you alright?" Ash called out.

"Geh, fine," he said holding his head.

"Geodude, use Mega Punch now!" said Roxanne.

While Charmeleon had his guard down, Geodude moved in towards him and delivered a crushing punch in the face that sent Charmeleon flying into the air.

Ash then saw his chance and said,"Alright Charmeleon, it's time to see if your training has paid off. Use Iron Tail!"

"What?!" said Roxanne not expecting that attack.

Charmeleon's tail began to glow as he fell down towards Geodude and slammed it into Geodude headfirst towards a pile of rocks shattering them.

"Geodude!" cried Roxanne.

When the smoke cleared, Geoddue was seen with swirly eyes, completely knocked out.

"Geodude is unable to battle, Charmeleon is the winner!" said the referee.

"Alright, you did it Charmeleon!" said Ash.

Charmeleon however didn't seem to hear Ash for he seemed to be concentrating, that or he had constipation.

'Trying to power up like a Poke Ball Z character won't make you evolve you know,' said Mewtwo telepathically.

Roxanne then sent out another Pokemon that freaked Charmeleon out.

"Holy shit! That thing doesn't look natural at all! It's a perversion of nature!" he yelled.

"Then let's finish this one up fast. Charmeleon use Iron Tail!" commanded Ash.

Charmeleon leapt towards Nosepass and slammed his iron hard tail on it's face, inflicting super effective damage and causing Nosepass to stumble backwards.

"Impressive, but Nosepass is far stronger than Geodude. Now Nosepass, use Rock Tomb!" commanded Roxanne.

Nosepass stomped it's foot on the ground and a pillar of stone suddenly surrounded Charmeleon and etrapped him inside it!

"Charmeleon!" yelled Ash seeing his Pokemon in this bad situation.

"Okay this actually kinda hurts pretty bad," muttered Charmeleon who was cramped inside.

Mewtwo knew how serious this was and said,"Ash, if you don't get Charmeleon out of those rocks fast, he's done for!"

Ash quickly thought of a attack and said,"Charmeleon, use Dragon Rage to burst through the rocks!"

Charmeleon opened his mouth and fired an orange ball of energy at the rock in front of him breaking lose. However since this was at such a close range Charmeleon took some damage from this!

"Charmeleon, are you alright?!" asked Ash in concern.

"Just peachy," said Charmeleon clutching his head.

"Nosepass, use Sandstorm." called Roxanne.

A sudden sandstorm appeared that made it difficult for Ash or Charmeleon to see.

"Gah, where the hell is that Nosepass?!" yelled Charmeleon covering his eyes.

"Hey Charmeleon, look out behind you!" yelled Ash.

Charmeleon tried to evade but Nosepass managed to stomp on him though it looked more like...

"GET THIS THING OF ME! IT'S TRYING TO ASS RAPE ME!" Charmeleon screamed.

Nosepass lifted it's foot up and Charmeleon quickly took that opportunity to escape.

Charmeleon panted as he stared down Nosepass. "If I could just use Seismic Toss on this guy...but at my strength level I don't think I'll be able to do more than life him with my tail."

Ash started thinking of somehow he could turn this around for Charmeleon when an idea came to him.

"I got it! Charmeleon, use Rage!"

Charmeleon blinked at the odd attack but then smirked when he realized what Ash was planning. Charging towards Nosepass he slammed his shoulder into the Pokemon with a Take Down that also injured himself. As this happened the flame on his tail suddenly grew and burned more fiercly.

"Nosepass, use Rock Tomb again," said Roxanne.

Charmeleon let himself be entrapped by the attack again, raising his rage even more. And then he burst through with a another Dragon Rage that hurt him, raising it even further.

When he emerged the flame on his tail was half the size of his entire height and to top it of his body was glowing with a redish aura.

"Huh? That didn't happen last he used Rage," said Ash taking out his Pokedex.

It beeped and said "Blaze, Charmeleon's special Ability. When Charmeleon's health drops to a third of it's maximum, the power of it's Fire attacks greatly increases".

"Alright, that's perfect! Go Charmeleon, use Iron Tail!" commanded Ash.

"If you think I'm just gonna let you do that, your mistaken. Nosepass use Zap Cannon!" commanded Roxanne.

"What?! Uh oh, quick Charmeleon, use Fire Blast!" yelled Ash.

Charmeleon took a deep breathe and then fired a huge star shaped blast of fire that met a super charged electric beam. Due to STAB plus Blaze, along with Charmeleon's higher Special Attack, his Fire Blast easily overpowered Nosepass's Zap Cannon and struck it head on, inflicting a burn.

"Now let's finish this Charmeleon, use Iron Tail!" yelled Ash.

Nosepass desperately tried to get up, but it was no use and Charmeleon slammed an incredibly strong Iron Tail right onto Nosepass's head, knocking him out.

"Heh, another one bites the dust thanks to yours truly," smirked Charmeleon.

"Nosepass is unable to battle, the winner of this battle is Ash from Pallet Town!" called the referee.

"Yes, that's showing them Charmeleon," said Ash proudly.

"Well, what'd yah expect?" said Charmeleon who then started glowing white.

"Huh?"

"Could it be?"

"It is!"

"I'm evolving!!!" yelled Charmeleon as he started to change. First he grew much taller, then his horn split into two. His skin color went from red to orange. Two strong and large wings grew from his back as his tail grew bigger and stronger along with the flame on it. When the light disappeared Charmeleon was gone.

Charizard stood in his place.

"I LIVE!!!!" he roared as he breathed a powerful blast of fire up high.

As they walked back to the Pokemon center, though in Ash and Charizard's case more like skipping while whistling Pikachu suddenly realized something.

"You know, it usually takes us a lot longer to get badges as fast as we've been doing lately.

"Yeah, I know what you mean. Last year my adventure in Johto felt like it was three years long or something," said Ash.

"Ah, it doesn't matter how long this journey takes. The important part is that I'm finally regained my glory! Nothing can ruin this day!" said Charizard blissfully unaware of what was about to happen.

Without warning he was tackled from behind by a Blaziken!

Charizard staggered as he got up and his eyes widened when he realized who this Blaziken was.

"You!" he snarled as an epic battle began to unfold.

Meanwhile...

"Ugh, where am I?" groaned Bulbasaur waking up. "Last thing I remembered, Butterfree came out of nowhere and hit me with his Sleep Powder..."

He suddenly heard sounds of partying from a distance and looked around to see Prof Oak's lab from far away."

"Squirtle...you bastard! I'm going to kick your ass! And then I'll put you into rehab!"

Omake:The Poke Hangover

"Hello?" said Gardevoir picking up her cell phone.

"Gardevoir, it's Charizard," said the fire lizard.

"Charizard, where the hell are you guys?" she asked seriously.

"We lost Mewtwo," said Charizard in a embarassed voice.

"What?!" Gardevoir said incredously. "We're getting married in 5 hours!"

"Yeah," started Charizard nervously. "That's not going to happen."

2 days earlier...

"Ugghh, what happened last night," asked Squirtle walking up from a drug induced riot.

Suddenly he noticed a Luxray looking at him hungrily. "Oh crap!" he yelled running away from it.

"Hey, am I missing a tooth?" asked Pikachu opening his mouth. Charizard snickered at the sight of Pikachu's missing tooth.

Suddenly they all heard the sound of a baby crying.

"Who's baby is that?" asked Charizard pointing towards the tiny baby Pichu.

"Check it's collar or something, that usually works," said Squirtle.

"I looked everywhere, no one's seen Mewtwo," said Pikachu.

"Here's your car officer," said a Growlithe.

"Alright, everyone act cool and no one will be none the wiser," said Charizard. "Just get in and go."

Pikachu opened a door but it also slammed onto the Pichu's head, making it cry.

"Dude, you'd suck as a dad," said Squirtle.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!" screamed Pikachu. "I lost a tooth, I married a Lopunny whore!"

"Yeah, but a nice Lopunny whore, in more ways than one," smirked Squirtle.

"Oi! She's my wife now!" yelled Pikachu.

".......Do you think she'd like a threesome?" asked Squirtle.

From the director of When Pokemon meet Wikipedia.

"Some men can't handle Vegas," said a Murkrow.

"The Poke Hangover"

"Primeape? What are you doing here?" asked Charizard.

"I'm here to kick Squirtle's ass," said Primeape nonchalently before he owned Squirtle with a Mega Punch to the face.

"Damn, that guy still has it," winced Pikachu.