Internet failing and flooded basements, truly first world problems
In all honestly I've delayed this just because of the sex scene
In defence of a lady
Durin awoke with the raising of the sun, lifting one of his arms to cover his eyes from the flaming ball of death in the sky. "Never had this shit in the Empire" Durin looked up finding Laguun asleep. Sitting up he placed a small kiss on Laguun's neck before getting up to stretch. A buzzing came from outside as Durin turned to see a changeling in purple armour fly through the open train car. "Brigadier General," the changeling saluted causing Durin to put a finger to his lip and point to his sleeping companion. "It's good to see you commander Draugma, how fairs Crystal?" Durin whispered walking closer to Draugma. "She is good sir; she saw the broadcast in Fillydephia detailing your arrival. She asked me to set up a time for you two to meet and a message." Durin stroked his beard, "well I'll be in… actually I have no clue where this train is going so… hmm" Durin continued stroking his beard as he started walking back and forth in the train car. "Also sir a message from 'Crystal' she said that she looks forward to you spreading your love on the inhabitants of Equestria." Durin chuckled, blushed and scratched the back of his, "but I'm sure she wants my love far more." "As you say sir" Draugma says. Putting his hand down on the commander's head, Durin started feeding some love into the changeling, "Tell Crystal that she should find me as we don't know the layout of the land." Draugma saluted before flying back out the train car. Durin crouched shaking Laguun's foot, "Come on sleepy head let's get some food."
Exiting the luggage car, Durin and Laguun had to slouch to avoid knocking their heads into the top of the train, "So why are we going to the dining car?" "Because I'm hungry Damian and we haven't eaten since we left the safe house in Dodge, beside they can't throw us off the train. We've been on board all of yesterday and we're nearing the next place anyway." "Ponyville sir, that's where we are going." "And how do you know that?" Durin asked as he opened the next train car leading to more residence quarters. "Misty and Spitfire came last night to find the source of your jazz and we talked. Spitfire has a job offer for us and Misty gave a little history on the next town. Also one of the train's employees and Misty want a record of your 'Blue in green'." "As long as one of us gets a blank record sure" Durin opened the next car leading the dining car halting most conversation as they entered. Spitfire waved a hoof at them and Durin took a seat beside Spitfire while Laguun sat with Misty. "Ladies, good morning," Laguun said with a small bow while Durin just nodded. The car was still silent with only movement coming from the employees doing their best to ignore the legend on their train. "So Misty, he said you wanted a copy of the song we were playing last night, why do you need it?" "It was beautiful figure we could play at the stadium during one of our relaxing days. I mean if you don't mind that is." "Nonsense I 'get me a salad would ya' have no problem giving you a song, it's rather peaceful the whole train seemed to quiet down after I put it on. It's good to know that jazz is still respected in some places up here." Durin as he took a sip of water that was placed in front of him.
"Now I'm assuming that Laguun also told you of my offer?" Spitfire asked as she started eating her breakfast. "You have an offer but no detail also I can't guarantee we'd be available in we pick up a job in…" "Ponyville sir" "That's right that place, Misty he said you gave some history, know any big wigs in that town?" Misty rubbed her hoof on her head, "Uh I think Filthy Rich's family lives there as well as Vinyl and Octavia when they aren't touring but other than that I can't say for sure. Durin was already smiling 'A guy named Filthy Rich is bound to have some cash'. Laguun was eating some bread sticks gauging Durin's reaction, slightly happy and slightly unnerved by his smile.
"Excuse me but do you have your ticket?" the same conductor that Spitfire and Misty was helping asked. "Have you seen the size of your residence cars, no we don't have tickets." Durin responded before digging into his salad. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave the train then." "Told you they'd kick us out" Laguun said smirking at Durin. "Fine but no record for that employee who wanted my sweet jazz, just let me finish my food." "Wait that was your music… I was the one who wanted the copy, I can overlook this." "Like I told Laguun we need a blank record, you got one?" The Conductor nodded before running out of the car. "I have one too if don't mind" Misty said taking a record out of her bag. She handed it to Laguun as Durin got the record from wheezing conductor.
They placed their hands on the top and bottom of the record, concentrating on them. A blue glow started to radiate from the records as they slowly pulled their hands away. They started spinning as the song began to record itself onto the records making it spin faster. After a minute to the spinning slowed and the label showed 'Blue in green' in black writing. Slowly the record lowered back into their hands, "here you go" they both said handing one to the conductor and one to Misty. The room was once again stunned to silence as the conductor bowed and left the room. Misty was giddy about the album while Spitfire just smiled. "You two are good guys you know that?" Durin nodded, "Sometimes but we can be real assholes if paid enough."
The train arrived at Ponyville much to Durin's satisfaction; the train ride was rather boring more so if not for Spitfire and Misty. Stepping off the train the look of shock on ponies' faces when two humans exited the train, to even more shock as two Wonderbolts followed right after. Durin could already tell the place was going to boring after the explanation Misty gave of the place. Very rural, nothing too high tech around; heck he was surprised they even had an auditorium. "Come on, we usually eat here whenever we visit" Misty said as she flew towards a café. Durin wasn't sure if he was thankful his seat fit his build or unimpressed as his seat was a bale of hay. The waiter seemed unfazed to the presence of celebrities as he handed out the menus. Laguun scanned the menu pointing out meat products to Durin as he went through them. They made their orders as settled in to wait. "So, what's the job?" Durin asked looking right at Spitfire. She smiled, "I told you before that me and Misty are part of the aerial team called The Wonderbolts right?' they nodded, 'well every year we hire our own guard. Each member usually hires muscle or ex-guards, Misty and I want to hire you two to be our guards." "So what, we just watch your back when you doing whatever you do?" Misty face coloured a bit as she spoke, "Actually you'll be following us making sure we stay safe, such as when we're in the shower or going to a bar with friends, that kind of thing." Spitfire gauged their reactions as they looked at each other. Durin raised an eyebrow at Laguun who shrugged in response. "I make no guarantee but we might be interested" Durin said as there food arrived.
As the group ate, a wagon pulled by them the words 'THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE' written on the side made its way towards the center of town. Durin watched the wagon before it turned the corner before looking at his company. Spitfire and Misty were both frowning in the direction of the wagon before returning to their food, Spitfire catching Durin's eyes staring at them. He picked up his fork before he went back to stabbing his food, "Who is she?" Laguun raised his eyebrow but continued eating his soup. "A mage whose ego is as big as her stage, she thinks she better than everyone and a lot of ponies don't like her for it" Misty spoke as she looked up at Durin. "What's her last name?" "Lunamoon, why?" At the mention of the last name Laguun dropped his spoon, gasped and looked at Durin eyes wide open. Durin let off less of a reaction as he slowly nodded his head, "I see." "Sir, you don't think she…" Spitfire and Misty exchanged looks before they turned to the duo. "That depends… does she wear a purple hat and cape with various magical designs on it?" "Yeah, how did you know?" He didn't answer instead placing a pile of bits on the table, "We must be off ladies we have business with the young mage" Durin said before departing, Laguun close behind, heading in the direction the wagon went off to. Misty raised her eyebrow, "Get the feeling we're missing something?" "Yeah… feel like watching a magic show?"
It was early evening as the stage had been set up, a gathering of stallions, mares and foals stood in front of the stage. Durin had noticed his friends amongst the crowd from his position in an alley way, clearly not wanting himself or Laguun to be seen. "Sir, look" Laguun pointed out to the alley across from them, spotting something black shining in the shadows. "Nice spot, wonder what she's doing here" Durin said leaning against the wall to watch the stage.
The curtains opened, causing a multitude of fireworks and flairs to activate causing most of the crowd to awe in response. A plume of smoke revealed the mare in question, "WELCOME CITIZENS OF PONYVILLE I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE, HERE TO AMAZE YOU WITH MAGAICAL FEATS NOPONY CAN COMPETE WITH!" Durin watched as the show eyeing her skills in magic as well as the inflation of all the compliments she puts upon her on magic. "She is rather skilled in illusion magic." "Just like her ancestor was, a shame the blood line has lessened else she'd still have her wings." Their evaluation was interrupted by some boos from the audience, "well looks we have some neigh-sayers in the audience." Durin clutched his chest, "Ugh that pun was horrible and hilarious at the same time." "Well anypony can come up and match the great and powerful Trixie and witness how Trixie is better than you." "Wonderful she speaks in third person, reminds you of anyone?" "The only person I can think is that griffon Demonfang but didn't he stop after that chat you had with him?" "Yeah but it slips out sometimes."
Durin watched as a pony with cowboy hat stepped up showcasing her rope skills. Trixie responded by using her magic on the rope and tying up the pony taking her hat in the process. 'Saw that coming magic manipulation of rope is a common practise back in the empire'. Next some unicorn stepped on stage but all she did was pose; claiming her beauty was her talent, Laguun made a gagging motion as Durin chuckled. Trixie responded in making the unicorn's hair orange and covering her body in polka dots. That result had them both bursting into laughter in the alleyway as the mare fled in terror claiming her hideousness. "Excellent use of alteration as well, she certainly takes after her ancestor," Laguun said still chuckling. "Hehe indeed but being a travelling magician I doubt she has the same healing powers that Mistress Trix had. But two out of three isn't bad if she had the time and skill I'm sure she would be just like her." A light blue Pegasus flew up in front of the stage addressing the crowd, "This pony is a no good hack that bullies around other ponies for what? Entertainment it's not funny humiliating other ponies' she then turns pointing at Trixie 'you don't belong here you are not great or powerful you are just a bully who profits off other ponies misery." "WELL looks whose being a bitch" Durin called out from the alleyway gaining the attention of some of the crowd and the flying pride flag. "What who said that?!" pride flag yelled overlooking the crowd. "I did miss Pride flag 'Durin said stepping out of the shadows causing many ponies gasp 'You dare insult royalty as if she were a commoner someone as lowly as yourself." Pride flag flew up to Durin's face "Royalty? Who are you to say she is royalty freak!" More gasps came from the crowd as well as an audible facepalm slap from Laguun. "You don't fear me, you've got balls Pride flag I'll let the freak comment slide as you have never heard of humans before you horse. As for Miss Lunamoon's status, you are probably not a historian else the name Mistress Trix Lunamoon would clear all this up." Pride flag had a look of confusion but Trixie showed one of hope, "You know of Trixie's ancestor?" Durin turned and nodded at the mage, "Aye miss, Trix Lunamoon consort of King Galaxia and mother of Princess Luna, your nation's princess of the night." "Horse apples!" came a cry from the crowd a purple unicorn with dark hair stepped out. "Celestia and Luna were both born from Queen Cosmos not this whorse you name Trix."
She felt the wind pass by her head and a slight pain on her face, checking with her hoof she found blood. Looking behind her she found a knife implanted into the ground behind her. "Watch your tongue plebeian' she turned watching as Durin pulled another knife from his jacket 'else the next blade I launch will not miss its mark." Durin's eyes were calm but now filled with malice at the purple one's words. She backed up, whimpering into the crowd. "As for proof of my claims I believe Miss Luna can shed some light can't you?" he said turning his head towards the other alleyway. A chuckle was heard as the princess of the night stepped out, "What gave us away?" she asked with a sly smile as the audience bowed at her presence. "Give the credit to Laguun he spotted you first, he just pointed you out to me. Although now that you are here would like to tell everyone what you found a thousand years ago in the empire's archives?" "You kept records… yes you humans always did record everything you could. Twilight his claim is correct my birth was from Trix, that knowledge was part of the reason my transformation took place so long ago."
"I believe you owe her an apology Pride flag" Durin said as he motioned to Trixie. "Well how come Twilight as never heard of her?" "I agree Princess I've read many books but none said anything about Trix." Luna nodded motioning her towards Durin, "It isn't mention because such actions were looked down upon back then but of course the Human Empire had a wide network. This affair and my birth and the birth of Trixie's ancestor would have been… what's the phrase 'child's play' to the empire." "As you say, Luna the empire's spy network had been large back then, but don't think that because the empire disappeared that it has hindered its network. We know much that goes on in the world, such as Miss Pride flag aka the bearer of Loyalty was it?" Durin asked looking at Laguun. "Yes sir, and the one you threw the blade was the bearer of magic." Luna smiled trotting up to Durin, "You always know more then you let on don't you Durin." "Of course Luna knowledge is power as the saying goes."
Durin looked back at Trixie, "you did this show for free, correct?" Trixie looked up realize the conversation was back on her, "Yes, Trixie accepts donations in the box" pointing to a box built into the stage that Durin overlooked. Indicating Luna to back off a bit, he pulled out a large pouch of bits. Opening the bag he just turned it over as everyone watch as hundreds of bits poured into the donation box. "Although the show was interrupted by Pride flag over there, your skill in alteration and illusionary magic was well done. I'm assuming two thousand bits should tide you over for some time?" At the mention of the amount donated several audience mouths dropped including Spitfire while Trixie shifted her gaze from Durin to the box and back to Durin, "That's too generous I mean yes it will tide me over for months maybe a year but…" "Then accept it, what you did to the element of generosity was worth all of it. Anywho' he sat down on the stage and faced Luna 'what cha need from this merc for Luna?"
Luna took a scroll out of her wings, "My sister meant to give this to you after the interview but after you well put her out of commission she couldn't give you this." Durin took the scroll and opened to find two golden tickets. Laguun picked up one of the tickets, "You are invited to the Grand Galloping Gala… what's that?" "It's a just as it says a Gala held every year where the rich and prestige gather to enjoy music and each other's company." "So it's a party for snooty people" Durin summarized looking at Laguun. "I and my sister will be as well as other royals" Luna continued. "Trixie did you get an invitation?" Durin asked looking back at the mage. "N-no Trixie isn't important enough to go, sometimes Trixie would like to go but you have to be somepony to attend." Durin grabbed his ticket, spun around on his butt and put the ticket into Trixie's hoof. Her eyes widened as looked at the ticket, "You ARE someone, you a royalty." Luna had her eyes widened while Laguun chuckled at her reaction. "I-I can't accept this it was…" "Enough I insist besides the last time I went to a fancy party things didn't go as plan." "What do you mean?" By now Laguun was laughing holding himself against the stage. Durin turned around, "Shut up, it wasn't that bad." "You BLEW UP the dining hall." "It was an accident." "Oh yes those explosives were accidently attached to the tables." "Alduin gave me the wrong crate; it was supposed to be harmless explosives." "If I remember correctly, didn't the king not only send the guard after you but he raised the entire reserve to track you down." "Yes, and employed the spy network. That was a fun two weeks; sure the five years I spent in jail afterwards weren't as fun but whatever. Moral of the story you are keeping that ticket."
Trixie looked at Durin, her face turning red as she wrapped him in hug thank him over and over again. "Tis fine tis fine" he said rubbing her back. She leaned back, "Wait you said you're a merc right?" "Yeah why?" Trixie bit her lip, "You'll do anything right?" Durin started to clue in now, "Yes I do offer that kind of service as long as the price is paid." "Good because you are coming home with me tonight." She stated her horn lighting up to grab hold of his jacket and slowly started dragging him away. "Yeah alright, good night then Luna. Laguun same to you please grab my knife thanks!" he yelled at the end as they made their way towards her wagon.
(Alright this is my second time trying to write clop so I can't guarantee a rising experience, apologises to anyone who finds I get the anatomy wrong. Vhatug is more of an expert on this)
Trixie flings the door open of her wagon dragging Durin inside before letting go of him at the door. The wagon's interior was a lot bigger than what the outside shows. It's not 'I can stand up' size it's more like 'I can kneel just fine' size. Trixie turns around looking at Durin, "Well are you coming?" "Where do you want me to put my clothes since I assume you don't want me to dirty the floor?" Durin asks as he takes off his jacket, revealing dried blood attached to his arms as well as bloody chains wrapped around the base of his wrists and bit further up his arms. Putting the jacket on the coat rack it barely hangs off the ground only hovering a few inches. "Is… is that blood?" "Yeah, you know what's great but dark red and black? You can't see the blood stains unless you use magic or that blue light… oh what it is called. Ah nevermind about that." Durin said taking off his mahogany shirt revealing more dried blood but also something darker printed on his chest and stomach. "I have a wash board in that room if you want to wash them later" Trixie said pointing to the door closest to Durin. Durin nodded entering the room and laying the shirt on the side of the basin before taking his pants off and doing the same thing. Durin then caused his body to glow blue as the dried blood disappeared from his body. This gave Trixie to take a good look at the human, and the interesting artwork covering most of his body. In addition to the two scars on his face, Durin has a dozen of smaller scars covering both his arms and legs and what looks like a scar made by a spear or lance under his left shoulder. Then there was the artwork, coiling down his left arm was a snake that started up at his shoulder and curled around until it reached the back of his hand which showed the snake's head biting into the hand causing both venom and blood to spurt out of the wound. The right arm had a similar design except it was a dragon and instead of biting the back of his hand, it instead let loose fire that scorched the palm of his right hand. His chest and stomach looked like star map was painted showing many stars but in the middle showed a vortex of darkness swallowing the light. "I've got another on my back if you want to keep staring."
Trixie blushed having been caught staring when she looked down his, knees blocking her view of his dick. "So business, pleasure or both?" "Business?" Trixie asked confused by his question. "I have a request which I prefer to get down tonight that involves you." "M-me? What do you need of Trixie?" "I'm not sure how much of the video you saw but me and Laguun are forming a mercenary company, I want you in it. Now before you answer being a merc isn't just about killing and protecting. We might have to entertain or repair or in this case preform magic shows, mercenaries are a jack-of-all-trades and with us we can train you to use magic you'd never find in a book. Plus…" "Plus?" Durin smirked shuffling over to Trixie till he stood right beside her, forcing her to look up at him. "You'd get this for free" Durin said leaning down to connect with Trixie's lips giving her a small, tender kiss. Trixie face flushed a deeper shade of red as Durin pulled back. "So what do you say?"
Trixie bit her lip, mulling the idea over in her head. She'd still be on the road but not just preforming for these ponies but doing helpful meaningful tasks with her life. "How good are you?" Durin nodded his head, "You'll have to evaluate for yourself."
Leaning his head back down bringing her into another kiss, and then another. Again and again putting more force into the kiss until he held the back of her head. Trixie's tongue lashed out trying to gain access, Durin smiling at the reaction. Durin tongue snaked out the battle for dominance had begun. Trixie moaned as Durin's hands began to wander one petting her hair down to the back of her neck while the other began rubbing her chest. She gasped allowing Durin to bury his tongue into her mouth feeling her teeth before sucking on her tongue. Again she moaned as his hand left her hair and began to scratch behind her ears enticing another moan. She pulled back gasping for air as Durin got to work, trailing kisses down her neck while he picked her up. "Which way to the bedroom?" Trixie lazily pointed at the door behind her, allowing Durin to carry her while bringing her into another kiss. Opening the door Durin lays Trixie onto her own bed, "Having fun?" "Shut up and take me, I'm yours" Trixie states opening up her legs to see her vigina. Durin smirked but instead of lowering himself he hovered over Trixie bringing his mouth onto her horn. Trixie's eyes opened like saucers as she moaned into the air, as Durin lowered his mouth wrapping his tongue around the grooves in the horn while his hand rubbed the base. Trixie was screaming and moaning in pleasure when she felt something on her tummy. Glancing down her locked on to Durin's cock standing at full mass as it slightly rubbed her coat. She started bringing a hoof down on the cock but Durin stuffing the horn into his mouth fully, wrapping it fully as he sucked on it, made her cum shooting liquid magic out of her horn. Not letting a single drop escape Durin drank the magic before getting off her horn and opening his mouth showing he swallowed it all. Trixie eyed his mouth before looking at his dick; she spun herself around and lay down on her stomach. Her tail straight in the air as she breathed on Durin's cock "Let me take care of this."
Trixie looked over the cock, her hot breath causing it to twitch slightly. She was unsure of the actual size but it looked a bit smaller than a stallions. Lifting her hoof she gently started to stroke it, causing Durin to gasp as he held his arms. Trixie smirked as she lifted it up bringing her muzzle right against his balls as she licked from the base slowly dragging it to the head. Looking up she made eye contact with Durin, never leaving the connection as she slowly brought her muzzle up to the tip. Opening her maw, she engulfed the head swirling her tongue around it. Durin's reaction was a groan before returning to biting his lip, his hands flinching at her movements. Slowly she began bobbing her head, taking in more of his cock as she rubbed his balls with her hoof. She stopped halfway down as she made eye contact again, before humming, causing the dick to vibrate. Durin cursed under his breath as he let go of his arms, one he put on her head, his fingers just between her horn, the other clenching at his side. She smiled as she started bobbing again, massaging the bottom of his dick with her tongue. "Ah shit" was Trixie's only warning as Durin gripped her horn and thrust his dick down her throat. She gagged and teared up as he began thrusting his duck in and out of her throat. Still wanting to be useful, she relaxed her muscles and used her tongue whenever possible to please him. He pulled allowing Trixie to gasp for air but she started shouting, "Yes use me, fuck my dirty holes make me your cum slave!" Durin raised his eyebrow before smiling, "Open wide." She did as he commanded, allowing him to shove his cock straight down her throat once again, thrusting again and again. Trixie was constantly moaning which got him off even more. "Ah shit, you want my cum then drink it bitch" Durin said as he realised his spunk down Trixie's throat, who in turned milked his dick for his seed. Pulling out he shot a few more strands onto her face, forcing her to close her eyes. Using her magic she gathered the rest into her mouth before swallowing, "Thank you master."
Trixie then noticed Durin was still rock hard causing him to grin. Durin grabbed Trixie laying her down in her original position before guiding his dick to her entrance, coating her juices on it. Durin looked up at Trixie, "be gentle with Trixie." Durin nodded slowly entering her cunt getting the head, causing her to moan and him to grunt. Her walls gripped his cock allowing him enter her more and more. Eventually he hilted, causing her to moan out loud. Gripping her ass, Durin leaded down bringing Trixie into another make out session as he started pumping her. She started moaning more and more as Durin sped up the tempo of his thrusts. Breaking the kiss he flipped her over, fucking her as she cried out in pleasure. Plowing her harder, he raised one of his hands and slapped her ass causing her to moan in pain and pleasure. "You like getting slapped don't you cunt?" bringing another slap down on her ass. "YES! Trixie loves it fuck her harder!" Trixie came again as he plowed right through her orgasm screaming in pleasure. "Fill me up master; fill me with your precious seed!" Trixie screamed. Durin moan, "You want it then take it." Durin plowed her for another minute before blowing his load inside her, sending her into another orgasm. After a minute he pulled out of the exhausted Trixie as she turned as cleaned his dick of their fluids. "Mm master is still hard, whatever shall we do?" She spun around lifting her ass into the air once more. Durin gripped her ass once more but brought his tongue to her anus making Trixie to gasp, "No, that hole is dirty." "Trixie, you are royalty, no part of you is dirty" Durin stated before shoving his tongue into her ass. Once again moaning into the air, Durin lubricated her hole with his saliva before bringing his dick back up. "Tell me if it hurts and I'll stop" he stated before slowly sliding the head of his cock into her ass. Taking more and more of his cock, Trixie's moans became louder and louder. Her ass was tight but that was expected, anal virginity and all. When he hilted her again he slowly pulled out before he started a slow pump. Helping with the pleasure, he brought one of his hands to her pussy and started rubbing it causing her to moan in a higher pitch. Then as he sped up, he started fingering her cunt shoving his middle finger in before adding another. Trixie was in a never ending orgasm all she knew was pleasure. Giving no warning Durin slapped her ass again before cumming into her rectum, causing her to scream one last time.
Durin pulled out after filling her ass with cum, he was still hard but Trixie had clocked passing out from pleasure. Bringing the covers over her, he left the room to hear a small knock at the door. Forgoing putting on clothes he opened the door to see Laguun, Spitfire, Misty and Luna standing there. The mares blushing while Laguun had a smirk, "Her wagon isn't soundproof we heard mostly everything" he stated. Durin nodded, "Lovely, now I'm sure we all would like to talk but we need to sleep and Laguun will need to help our first member in the morning." Durin stepped out the way allowing Laguun to enter, "Ladies I'm sure we will talk tomorrow… hopefully" he said closing the door behind him.
I got a boner to my own work so that's a good job in my books
Note if you're wondering about the whole, Trixie is royalty bit. There's an image of Trix, Master Slowma and Grand master Snips in my image board thing. Unfortunately Snips was *put on sunglasses* cut out the picture so you only get two out of the three
