"Hey! Adonis, don't you think this is cool?!"

"Nii-san, it's lame, right?!"

"Shut up Zack, it's amazing! Right, Adonis?"

"No, it isn't, Hyde! Nii-san, you agree. Don't you?!"

"Adonis!"

"Nii-san!"

"ADONIS!"

"NII-SAN!"

"Shut it!" I am currently stuck in Hyde's house because we're still working on that project. But because Zack had become a really close friends with him, he came with. But, we haven't done shit. Instead of work, Zack and Hyde decided to fight over some anime called OAS that I couldn't give less of a shit about. "This was a complete waste of energy, I'm going back home." I grabbed my bag and made my way to the door.

"Come on man. We actually have work to do...and I'm right."

"No you aren't! It sucks!" I'd rather die than be here for another minute. I took advantage of the fact that they were distracted and I made my escape.

It was a ten minute walk back home. "There better be something in the fridge." Right when I entered the kitchen, what I saw was Nymph (in her usual green dress) and Astrea (Normal weird clothes.) throwing a tantrum in front of an empty fridge. "...every achievement I've made in my life has lead to this...this is my life..."

"Adonis! Can you go buy some snacks? I'm starving!" Nymph instantly stood up at the sight of me and attempted to use her puppy dog eyes once more.

"Nope. I bought you snacks yesterday and I blew through all of my monthly allowance. Sorry but I'm broke."

"I'm so hungry!" Astrea rolled around the ground and it was getting quite annoying.

"This is going to be my whole day isn't it?"

"Wait! There is something...the watermelons!" Nymph lead Astrea into the backyard. A sacred ground that I know will cause trouble. I had to warn them!

"You guys really shouldn't do this. Iki is gonna get mad. She loves those almost as much as she does Tomo."

"You have a point...but she wouldn't miss a couple of them!" They both ignored me and grabbed a watermelon each.

"Yeah! What Ikaros doesn't know won't hurt us!" They completely ignored my warnings and dug in. We were sitting on the porch of the backyard. Astrea ate from half of a watermelon, using a spoon. Nymph ate a slice of watermelon normally. This is going to end up badly. But what doesn't anymore.

"Don't you want some?" Nymph moved closer to me, holding a triangular piece of watermelon in front of my face.

"I'd rather not eat any of the evidence." She made the cutest pouty face and went back to eating. As soon as they both finished one, they took another and another. Until not a single one was left in Iki's garden. "Do you realize what you two just did?"

"You didn't try to stop us! Meanie, now Ikaros is going to kill us!"

"I warned you."

"I am home." Iki's voice echoed throughout the house. When we heard the voice, Nymph and Astrea immediately closed the blinds. Buying themselves a bit of time.

"We're screwed!"

"Calm down, Delta! There has to be something we can do! Adonis, have any ideas?"

"This is your battle, not mine." I start to walk away until Nymph pulls me back. Putting me into a choke hold.

"Where do you think you're going? You're a witness so you're involved."

"Okay...can't breath..." For a girl with twigs for arms, she's extremely strong.

"Is everything alright?" Iki knocked on the blinds.

Think fast... "Uhh. I'm sorta doing inappropriate things to Nymph right now, so please come back later!" Nymph, of course, blushed at this and justly punched me square in the face. Although I barely felt it. Must be holding back.

"I-Idiot! W-Why would you say that?!"

"I had to do something." Iki had seemed to go away for a moment. Maybe she believed my story. "Anyway, you can do your hacking thing right? Tell the plants to grow."

"I don't know if it'll work. I've never used it on plants."

"Just do it anyway!"

"Fine!" She ran up to the empty garden. She placed her hand over it and her hand glew light green. A couple seconds later, a watermelon monster grew out of the garden. It's body was made of vines and had a giant watermelon shaped head and somehow a mouth. "Nice idea! Genius!"

"How the hell was I supposed to know that would happen?!"

"RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!"

"Can you guys shut the hell up?!" Tomo stuck his head out of his window. I didn't know he was home. To his horror, the monster ate him right when he appeared for the first time this monster grabbed him by the head with it's mouth and ate him whole."HELP ME! I'm to young to die!" After the monster was seemingly done, it spit him out and he was nothing but a strange looking seed that had arms and legs.

"I have no idea what the hell is even going on anymore..." I sat down on the porch again and took a deep breath. Waiting for things to inevitably get worse.

"Whatever! Let's see what happens when we plant him!" Nymph grabbed Tomoseed and placed him into the ground. Almost immediately Tomoseed also turned into another watermelon monster. Of course he took advantage of this and used his "vines" in order to grab Astrea and do some things that really shouldn't be shown on screen. "This didn't go as well as I thought..."

"Did you seriously think that planting Tomo would help us?"

"Shut up! It was worth trying."

"Help me!"

"In a minute Astrea!" We said in unison. However I felt killing intent coming from the house. Z-Zack? Oh god...

"Nymph. Open the door." Nope. Someone worse. It was Iki and I knew death was upon us.

"N-No need! Everything is fine. Don't worry!"

"I heard Master scream. Now open the door..." He voice became more and more monotone as she kept speaking. "Why was Master screaming, Nymph?!" Iki thrusted her hand through the blinds, like in a horror movie. Yup...we're dead.

"Adonis! Destroy the evidence!" Nymph ordered with my weakness. Puppy dog eyes.

"I have no choice!"

"Ziodyne!"

I held my hand in the air and summoned a strike of lightning. It had connected with both of the watermelon monsters. Once they did, the one that Nymph created had disintegrated and the one that Tomo had become had as well however, he had ended up falling out of the head extremely burned. Astrea and Tomo had both fallen unconscious and somehow Tomo was naked.

"Adonis..." Iki was standing next to Nymph with blood red eyes. "You hurt Master..." Welp...


"*sigh* Why the hell do you always drag me with you Zack? I have better things to do." Again I was forced to hang out with Zack and Hyde. It's been two days since I was almost killed by Iki...again.

"Like what, Nii-san? You've been avoiding Onee-chan like the plague for a while now." For obvious reasons.

"Shut it. My life doesn't revolve around Nymph. I have other things to do, like music...and stuff. Maybe I should pick up model building..." We were currently hanging around school. Apparently Hyde was the class representative and had to help some teachers since summer break was gonna end in a month. Why is it that I don't know shit about Hyde? Well, maybe it's the fact that I don't pay a lick of attention in class.

"Oh? Are you two having a falling out? Is it alright if I head for the rebound?" Hyde put his arm around my neck.

"Lay a finger on Nymph and I'll tear your arms off." He walked back slowly. "Joking...kinda. I guess I can get a bit too serious."

"A bit?" They said unified. Zack's more brother-like to Hyde than he is with me. I'm weirdly okay with that.

"Whatever. Are you done yet, Hyde?"

"Yeah, but I kinda wanted to check out the new manga."

"I'm heading home."

"Oh, come on, Nii-san! I never get to hang out with you anymore."

"I don't want to end up looking at ecchi stuff all day and get in trouble again. "

"I sure am lucky I'm single!" *sigh* Sure...

"See ya later." The walk home was pretty normal. Other than the fact that I saw myself walking down the street with Nymph, hand and hand towards the town tree. Tomo...I'm gonna slice you into pieces. I ran straight home, grabbed every single blade I owned and ran to the town tree.

"Tom." Once I got here, I didn't see a clone of myself but instead a small girl in a nun outfit and a blade at Nymph's throat. Nymph wasn't doing anything but clutching her head, as if she'd been through some mental trauma. "Get the hell away from her!" I unsheathed Zio and Agi and ran towards the girl. "I'll ki..." No...gotta calm down. I'm not gonna give Minos the satisfaction.

"...Could you take care of that, Omega?" As of command of the girl a red blur appeared from the sky, coming straight towards me. I was barely quick enough to dodge it.

"Yes, Ma'am." That's the guy from the convenience store! Just like before he wore a red hoodie with red baggy pants. However now he was wielding a Zweihander (basically an oversized sword). He also had his hood off, allowing me to see his face. The guy had deep red hair with crimson eyes, however he hadn't had his wings visible at the time.

"Man, you must really love red." I kept my eye on the other girl and Nymph. She seemed to be more interested in my situation than Nymph. I've got to get her out of here. But I need to buy some time. "Now, what the hell do you guys want? I really don't feel like going crazy today."

"You're the man that attacked the Harpies, am I correct?" Unlike his partner, the guy's face was actively pissed, kinda like mine right now.

"Man is a strong word."

"Yes or No."

"Yes, I fought the Harpies. Now that I've answered your shit question, let go of Nymph before someone gets hurt, you are." The guy took a battle stance, lifting his weapon near his head, in a stance where he would dash towards me.

"I am the Second Generation, Combat type Angeloid. Omega. I'm here to kill you, Adonis Takanashi." At an alarming speed, Omega dashed towards me. Shit!

"Injection Shot." Omega aimed straight towards my chest.

Masukukaja!

I had to activate it to even be able to block in time. "How useless." The moment his Zweihander connected with my blades, they both shattered to pieces.

"Eh...?" I jumped back and took a look at the situation. Okay...Fuck. Not only am I dealing with two Angeloids who seem to be way too strong for me, but I just broke my only mid-ranged weapon and Nymph is at gun point. "This doesn't look to good." Omega got in a dashing stance again and it seemed like the girl has gotten bored with me. Focusing back to Nymph. "Bastard! Stop!"

"I don't think so, Takanashi!" In a split second two explosions erupted onto the ground. One in front of me and the other in front of Nymph.

"Are you two alright?" Iki was in front of Nymph, separating her and the nun girl. Astrea was in the one protecting me from Omega. Blocking his attack with her shield.

"So, the stories are true. You are working with them, Alpha." Iki simply ignored Omega. "But Delta, I thought you were still with us. Could you be disobeying your Master?" Astrea however flinched at this. "Your master told you to kill Takanashi yet you were to weak to do it. Am I correct?"

Astrea trembled for a second, taking in what he just said."I...I'm not weak!" She pushed Omega back and put her blade right under my chin.

"*sigh*Why am I not surprised?" Astrea's hand was shaking, obviously hesitating. "Well, this is the perfect time to try something."

"Electric Static" Now that I think about it...that name is a bit redundant.

A large circle surrounded the entire battlefield and everyone everyone around me had a blue aura around them, freezing them in place. I stepped away from Astrea's blade and made my way over to Nymph. I picked her up and placed her near the tree. I stepped back to the middle of the field.

Once I had finished the skill, sharp pain traveled all over my body, it felt like my insides were exploding. "Guh! I-I knew it was to good to be true. Damn you law of equivalent exchange!" It took all of my strength to not to fall unconscious but I ended up falling to my knees.

"Adonis?!" The three angeloids yelled in shock.

"The Takanashis sure are interesting." Omega seemed impressed.

"R-Relax. I'm fine."

"Really? Are you sure?" The nun girl had suddenly appeared in front of me. That was when I finally noticed something. Her wings were purple blades, not only that but she was extremely creepy. "So, is it alright if I have fun with you?"

I expected to get stabbed but instead she had flown over to where Nymph was recovering. S-She can't... She retraced one of her blades and thrust it forward with a smile that reached her ears.


"Why...? Why the hell is this happening?!" Nymph's scream rang all through the battlefield.

"Eh, reasons. It'll be fine, trust me." I held Nymph as she cried into my chest. The reason why Nymph was screaming? I am currently in possession of a purple blade that is lodged in my stomach.

"Wow! I've never seen such a beautiful shade of red!" The nun still had the blade-wing thing inside of me. Sure it hurt like hell but, I've been through worse...I think.

"Chaos, I am the one who's supposed to get my revenge off of Takanashi. Not you." Omega walked casually up to Chaos. As if this were a regular thing.

"Aww! And I was having so much fun. Fine." She extracts the blade, causing even more blood to gush out of me. "I guess I'll have fun with the Alpha and Delta."

"Well then, Takanashi. Any last words or wishes?" As Chaos floated away, Omega walked to me. Blade in hand.

"How considerate of you. Can I ask for two things?"

"If it's your last wishes, then fine."

"Thanks, you know. If we had meet in other in another situation I bet we'd be buds." Silence from him. "Okay, not exactly the time for jokes. Got it. Number one, I'd like to insure Nymph's safety. Can you get her somewhere away from this?"

"Sure, I'll send her to Sakurai." Omega grabbed Nymph by the collar and posed in a baseball pitcher's...pose. For a guy who's here to kill us, he seems completely fine with keeping Nymph alive.

"What?! Adonis, don't...!" Before Nymph could finish her sentence, Omega had thrown her over to the central area of town.

"What is your final request?" This guy has honor.

"I want to know why you want to exact revenge on me." Guh. I'm losing to much blood. I'm gonna fall unconscious soon.

"Why? Because you killed the ones I cared about!"

"What the hell are you talking about?! I've never killed someone in my life, I think. Most likely. Maybe. Would kill is a different story."

"Stop the theatrics! You killed the Harpie sisters!"

"Oh. Those girls. I've fought them but I didn't kill them. Hell, Sugata said that he met them in the Synapse a couple days ago."

"Ma?" He had a look with a mix of confusion and realization.

"Haven't you been on the Synapse mainland? For a guy who loves those girls, you don't pay attention to them very much." He clasped his head and turned away from me.

"THAT FUCKING DICK! No wonder I was forced to guard a fucking garden! He tricked me! ME! This has to be the shitiest day of my life! That's it, fuck it." Omega grabbed his chain and broke it with his bare hands. He then turned towards me and bowed. "I'm sorry for all of this. I will make up for all of this in some way. Sorry." What a dramatic heel-turn!

My wound got worse and worse by the second. The blood wouldn't stop and I felt my consciousness fading. Damn it. I didn't even get to fight something. I looked up into the sky and saw Iki, Astrea and Chaos fighting. I hope that works out...

"Takanashi? Takanashi?! TAKANASHI!"


"What the hell are you doing here?! You made him like this!" I heard voices from far away, seeming to get closer.

"I must repay him for my mistake. I know I did wrong, so I am ready to pay for it."

"Come on, give him a chance."

"No! He..."

"Can you guys shut up? I'm trying to sleep here." I finally opened my eyes and sat up. At first all I could see was white. Soon my eyes grew accustomed to the light and I was able to see where I was and who was with me. I seemed to be in a hospital room. It was as generic as hospital rooms get.

All of my loving buds were around me. Nymph and Zack was sitting on the left side of my bed. Iki, Tomo and Sho were sitting on the right side. Right in front of me was Sugata, Mikako, Astrea and...Omega.

"You're okay...Adonis!" Nymph jumped onto my neck embarrassing me so hard, it hurt to breathe.

"I appreciate the gesture, Nymph. But I'm gonna die if you keep this up." I tapped out. But I would love this in any other time. I looked straight ahead, and made eye contact with Omega. "Hey there, buddy! How've you been?"

"I-I've been fine." He looked the other way, and blushed.

"Wow, you two sure have hit it off. When's the wedding?"

"You're as insensitive as ever, Mikako." She simply laughed.

"Why the hell are you saying hi to that bastard?! He got you in here you know!" Zack spoke up. "I should kill him for doing that."

"Please calm down, Zack. Omega did bring him here in the first place." Iki defended.

"Tch."

"Anyway, I think we should get right to the point." Sugata said as he fixed his glasses, bad assly. Is that a word? "Omega said that he is ready to take any punishment that would be dished out. But he will only listen to you. So...what do you say?"

I took a second to think. "Why not become my angeloid or something. Could be fun...Just joking."

"Too late Master." I looked down at my hand and a chain that connected to Omega's collar. How is that even possible? He's on the other side of the room?!

"What the hell?! You'll let him imprint on you but not me?!" Nymph obviously enraged.

"That's not..."

"It's just that I'm more useful. I do have wings after all."

"That isn't..."

"You want to fight?! I'll kick your ass bub!"

"Nymph..."

"Oh? You wouldn't be alive if it weren't for me, you know."

"You bastard!"

"You bitch."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Everyone acted as if time stood still. "Can everyone but Nymph and Omega leave the room for a while?" They all did as I said, awkwardly but still. "Both of you, sit." They sat in the chairs to my left.

"Master?"

"Okay, this whole 'punishment' thing didn't go as well as I planned. But apparently now, Omega is my Angeloid. And I doubt that you'll take off the chain. Am I correct?"

"Y-Yes."

"And Nymph, not only are you angry at Omega for the incident but also for this. And I correct?"

"Y-Yeah."

"*sigh* Alright. If this is how things are gonna be, then I am going to request one thing."

"..."

"Get along. Please. I don't want this to be anymore of pain than it has to be."

"I promise I will, Master." Omega stood up and saluted me. However with a slight blush. I don't know if he's happy or...nevermind.

"Only because it's you. But you'll have to repay me!"

"In what way? With my body?"

"Um..." She simply looked down. "Y-Yeah..." Thank you god! You've really sent me an angel!


"So they've even converted Omega and Delta...damn bugs!" Minos threw his glass of wine onto the floor, breaking it instantly. "But I have to say. It is getting impressive at this point. Takanashi is a great source of entertainment though. He's gaining even more and more powers from that woman. I really can't wait to see his face full of despair!"