Disclaimer: I do not own any cartoon characters or the web series. All characters belong to their rightful owners and Epic Rap Battles belong to Epic Lloyd and Nice Peter.
Special Thanks to: WeirdKev-27 for co-rapping.
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
PRINCESS AZULA
VS
SHEGO!
BEGIN!
Shego:
Well what do we have here, daddy's little girl?
Like waterbending, your life turned to a swirl
I'm savvy enough how this battle's gonna end
You will be all alone with no family or friends
I may sound like Dr. D when I say you think you're all that
But you're not so high and mighty, you're just a royal brat!
The name's Shego and I'll be the one destroying your ego
With my better witty banter and my shining green glow!
Azula:
Shego, Former member of Team GO
Saving the day with four Zukos.
It's enough to make you perform Seppuku.
Which explains why you decide to fight me, so let's go!
I'm the princess of the Fire Nation, greatest land since it's creation
while you're busy with your procrastination, when you could've had complete World Domination.
Instead of being nothing more then a Blue Dick's sidekick.
The mere thought of it makes me sick.
That a women with your credentials,
could be wasting my time slightly less then your potential.
Shego:
I actually won in the future, a stitch in time with a suture
Some hack had your movie butchered, no wonder you're so insecure
Plus, Drakken entertains me, that's why I didn't even bother
Did you have even have lovable moments with your father?
When you did took over, your dad simply left you
You had a hissy fit over some Mommy issues
Victory is boring isn't that what Mai said?
Ty Lee must've chi-blocked right you in the head.
My brothers maybe idiots but at least they're not bunch of scarred emos
And teamed up with a blind girl, an moody girl, an idiot, and kid under chemo
Azula:
Funny how you'd criticize my defeats
when you're constant beat
By two teens and a rat with no bending prows
who managed to go and Retcon
your win back to the dawn of the show.
And all because you blabbed about your plans,
Just like your inferior superior's convictions
While your looking at the woman
who drove the Avatar to near extinction.
But we all know the real reason why,
You always lose to the good guys,
is because you crave the sweet taste of Pumpkin's Pie.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
CARTOON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
