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A/N: Back from the dead, and pimpin' out behind your couch...yes, peeps, it's the madness known as Sin, ready to rock your socks!!!!! Ahem...so yeah.

Enjoy the slight crack pairings brought on by that vicious hell-sent party game known as 'Spin the Bottle.'

Chapter Seven: Fakeout or Makeout? Seven Minutes In Heaven, And the Clock is Ticking (Part One)

"Today we're all going to my dorm room," annoucned Yuki at lunch. Naruto glanced at her.

"What do you mean by that?" he asked. "And isn't this kind of short notice?" Yuki tsked and waggled her finger at the blonde.

"I mean tonight after school, you guys -- and I do mean all of you -- are dragging your asses over to my dorm room so we can have a sleepover. It's a Friday night, so no classes tomorrow. I'm pretty sure we can all fit in somehow if y'all want to crash at my place."

"I wish you'd at least give us some advance notice before you suddenly spring this stuff on us!" said Sakura in a huff. "What if we had something planned for tonight??"

"Do you?"

"No, but...that's not the point!!!!!" Everyone laughed and a few people asked if she needed them to bring anything. Yuki glanced at Chouji and said "Feel free." A lightbulb clicked on above her head and she pointed at Gaara, who was quietly eating a riceball. "You, with the tattoo. Yes, you!" He looked over at her somewhat irritably. "I have a mission for you. Should you choose to accept it, you have my eternal thanks."

Gaara blinked. "No seriously, Gaara, can you do me a favor?"

"What?"

"Bring your siblings over." He blinked again. Had he just heard her right?

"What?" Yuki huffed.

"I know you heard me. I said, bring your siblings over tonight!! I wanna meet them! Especially Kankuro," she added with a devious twinkle in her eye. "From what Kakashi's said he's a pretty hot piece of a--"

Itachi clapped a hand over her mouth when Gaara's stare turned murderous. "That's quite enough out of you, Yuki." Yuki said something that sounded quite obscene and Itachi smirked. He looked to the redhead and asked "So will you be bringing your brother and sister?"

"...I'll ask them," muttered Gaara. He already knew what they would say, of course -- his siblings were never one to pass up a party, especially that manwhore of a brother of his. He thought of something and asked "Will there be alcohol at this party of yours?" Yuki blinked twice and turned to Itachi.

"I'll see what I can do," said the older man, shrugging slightly and wrapping his arms around the redheaded girl. She giggled and nipped at his ear lovingly.

"Oh, I forgot to mention, Sai is coming too," she said almost apologetically. Naruto yelped loudly and dropped his food.

"SAI???" he almost yelled. "But why?!!"

"He's our friend too!! Just because he's overly friendly--"

"Overly friendly?? Yuki, he tried to feel me up!!! Multiple times!!" Gaara felt a sudden red-hot flash of anger. Yuki waved her hand dismissively.

"Relax, Naruto, there'll be lots of people to distract him from you. Reiji and Ame are coming over, too." Naruto groaned and held his head in his hands. "Hey, cheer up!! If Sai tries anything funny just call me and I'll straighten him out for ya." She laughed and smacked Naruto hard on the back. "It'll be OK, I promise!!"

xxLater that nightxx

"Hey Gaara!" said Yuki cheerfully, opening the door to her dorm. "You must be Kankuro and Temari. Wow, you are hot, aren't you?" She winked at the siblings and waved them inside.

Yuki hadn't been lying; her room was spacious. It was about the size of a small apartment and sparsely furnished. There was a tiny bathroom, a kitchenette, a low table, and two dressers. A TV and game console were set up in one corner and there were three large bookcases crammed full of novels. A couple of paintings hung on the wall, as well as several anime posters and wall scrolls. The floor was littered in pillows, blankets, and containers of food. It seemed everyone else had arrived before the Sand siblings, and they greeted them enthusiastically. Three older men and two teenage girls who Gaara didn't recognize were lounging about, talking amiably.

"OK!!! Everyone's here so now we can party!!!" announced Yuki in a loud voice. "First off, who's sleeping over tonight??"

Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, Neji, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, and the five unnamed ones raised their hands. Yuki did a quick head count.

"OK, the seventeen of you staying over, in your pajamas!!!! The rest of you..." Yuki looked at TenTen, Lee and Chouji. "...eat something!!!!" There was a mad scramble as seventeen people tried to get into the bathroom so they could change. Sakura made it first and locked the door, calling out taunts to Ino. Yuki shook her head and rummaged about in her drawer, pulling out a tanktop and shorts. Plopping down in the middle of the room, she proceeded to strip down to her bra and panties, much to the chagrin of Itachi, Ino, and basically everyone else in the room who wasn't a pervert (well, Itachi was a pervert, but he doesn't count). One of the men Gaara didn't know (who had an odd resemblence to the Uchiha brothers) whistled and shouted "Striptease for us, Yuki!!"

"Shut the fuck up, Sai," said Yuki easily, slipping on her shorts and tanktop. She unhooked her bra and slipped it off while still managing to keep her (ridiculously nonexistant) chest covered. Thats skillz for ya.

"Ya know, you don't have to get changed in the bathroom, boys," she said, hands on her hips. "I thought you guys were all about flaunting it and to hell with whoever happens to see?"

"We're just trying to be halfway decent," mumbled Shikamaru, who looked like he was falling asleep standing up. "How troublesome."

Once everyone had managed to get into their PJ's successfully, they flopped down on the blanket-lined floor and Yuki made a few introductions. "Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, these are my friends from my hometown, Hoshigakure. Reiji and Ame." Reiji was a tanned girl with short black hair and startlingly green eyes. Ame was petite, cute and blonde, with gray-blue eyes. "This is Deidara, the pottery teacher and Ame's boy toy." She winked at the blonde man, who flushed bright red along with his girlfriend. "And this is Itachi's dear friend Kisame, who's quite cozy with Reiji. He's the marine biology teacher." The slightly blue man grinned, exposing sharp teeth.

"The one you doused in soy sauce?" asked Gaara quietly. Kisame's smile disappeared faster than Naruto eating ramen (which is pretty damn fast). Yuki and Itachi snickered.

"The one and only," she replied. "All right, enough of this, who wants to play Spin the Bottle and get this party started?"

"We need a bottle though," said Temari, absently hugging a pineapple plushie. "Do you have one?" Yuki thought for a moment.

"Well, if anyone wants to drink this sake--"

"HELL YES!!" yelled Temari, swiping the bottle of booze from Yuki's hands. Within the space of two minutes, the liquor was gone and the bottle was placed in the center of the floor. Shikamaru muttered something about troublesome alchoholic women.

"Me first!!" yelled Kiba, spinning the bottle enthusiastically. It spun around and around before finally landing on Hinata.

"A-a-ah," stammered the shy girl, clutching at her lavender pajama pants. Kiba grinned and moved from his spot on the floor, pecking Hinata on the mouth. She flushed about ten different shades of red before taking her turn.

Spin, spin, spin, stop. It landed on Temari.

"Girl on girl!! Whoo!!!" screamed Sai appreciatively. Yuki rolled her eyes. Hinata stumbled over to Temari and hesitated. The blonde girl waited patiently for sixty seconds before pulling the girl over and smooching her on the forehead. Smiling devilishly, she pushed Hinata gently back towards her spot and giggled when she fainted in her cousin's arms.

Spin, spin, spin, stop. Shikamaru.

"Che, how troublesome," he muttered. Temari stood up and pulled Shikamaru to his feet, kissing him gently on the mouth. Somehow this turned into a searing-hot liplock, involving moans and tongues and--

Deidara cleared his throat loudly and the two broke away, blushing almost as bright as Hinata (who had woken up in time to witness them and was out cold once more).

Shikamaru slowly sank back down and spun the sake bottle. It landed on Sai.

"Hey, I got the pineapple," said Sai, winking devilishly. Shikamaru rolled his eyes.

"Hey, I got the pervert," retorted the lazy boy. Sai crawled over seductively and placed his hand behind Shikamaru's head, kissing him expertly. He managed to make Shikamaru open his mouth and did a quick exploration with his tounge before pulling back and grinning widely.

"You kiss pretty well for a lazy ass," he said, spinning the bottle. Shikamaru mumbled something that sounded oddly like "sonofabitchwhoremotherfucker".

Naruto gulped audibly. The mouth of the bottle suddenly seemed like a gaping black hole, ready to swallow him into oblivion. And it was pointing right at him.

"Naru-channnnnnnnnn!!" squealed Sai in a very fan-girly way, flouncing over to the blonde and hugging him. "Say, do you still have a penis?"

"Sai!!!!! Don't say things like t--mmph--" The brunette cut off Naruto by crashing his lips into the other's, probing the smaller boy's warm, wet cavern expertly. Naruto let out an involuntary moan and pushed Sai away, a faint blush staining his cheeks.

Spin spin spin--squeal!!!

"OH MY GOD NARUTO OMG OMG YOU GOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!" squealed Yuki, jumping up and hugging the confused blonde. "I FINALLY GET TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND MAKE OUT WILDLY WITH ANOTHER GUY!!!" Itachi sighed and rubbed his temples, although he couldn't completely hide the small smile on his face.

"Uh, Yuki, it's only a kiss," pointed out TenTen weakly. Yuki waved her off.

"Details, who needs them? Go for it, Naru!!!" Blushing madly, Naruto stumbled over to Itachi and hesitantly kissed him on the cheek. Itachi gazed at him with smoldering crimson orbs and kissed him right smack on the mouth. Yuki squealed and squished the person closest to her, namely Reiji.

"IT'S BOY LOVE REIJI BOY LOVE!!!!!!" she screamed in the girl's ear. Reiji sweatdropped sightly.

"This is boring," said Kankuro disgustedly. "Let's play something else."

"Like what?" asked Kiba. To tell the truth, he was raring for a little action as well.

"How about Seven Minutes In Heaven?" Deidara splurted his drink out all over Kisame.

"What, un?! You dirty boy, un!!" he said accusingly, pointing at Kankuro. The Sand sibling shrugged.

"It's an amusing game, especially when the people get carried away and start making weird noises." Gaara shook his head. What a pervert...

"OK, I'll go first," said Ame, spinning the empty sake bottle...and almost fainting when it landed on Deidara.

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A/N: CLIFFIE OF DOOM

Please Review!!!!!!!!!! It'll make me update as fast as I can and will make me very happy.

By the way, the two OC's are based off of my best friends, Kaileigh and Susie. Reiji is Susie, Ame is Kaileigh. We love the three main Akatsuki members :D

Bonus!!!!!!: Can anyone guess the song from which the title was inspired? A cookie for those who get it right!!!

Next Chapter: Fakeout or Makeout? Seven Minutes in Heaven, and the Clock is Ticking (Part Two)