Disclaimer: i don't own inuyasha...besides if i did would i be here?
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WHERE WE LEFT OFF
"DAMN THIS WORLD WHY DOES IT HATE ME ILL TEAR YOU TO PIECES YOU UGLY PIECE OF CRAP WHY DON'T YOU DIE", Naraku said tearing the grass,boulders,rocks,pebbles,clouds.....yes the clouds....,and the random insects, "I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU, but i love you fluffy", he said and hugged him and Sesshomaru picked him up and threw him FAR,FAR, AWAY!
PRESENT TIME
"Im back i got lots of meds, here take this Rin", Kagome said running back.
Rin who has been talking in her sleep for the past days said,"i don't want the pop tart they scare me".
Kagome nodded and gave her the meds anyway, Rin didn't refuse, but she did squirm,"i said i didn't want the strawberry kind there icky", she said tiredly.
Sesshomaru got up and walked over to Rin and asked, "why hasn't she been awake the past days?".
"well,she is tired Sesshomaru,you should really let her rest,let her stay here for a little", Kagome said, feeling his pain...if...he...had any.
"fine but hurry the process, i don't like her looking like this", he said sternly.
Kagome mixed up his words so what she made him say was.,"take your time i just want to see Rin happy and well"(hey count the words there even 12 exactly!!!)
Kagome nodded and Naraku was in the background singing, "cllose your eyes pray for plauges", and everyone looked at him and he was....doing something.
Ayame and Koga asked, "what are you doing....", Koga still has a grudge against Naraku i mean who wouldn't have one if someone killed your family then starts being Bipolar wouldn't you go....what the heck?
"im fixing it", Naraku said in a high pitched voice.
"that bird", Kagome said
"OH MY GOSH HE'S GUTTING IT!", Sango screamed when she walked over to him.
"no im not, im fixing it", he said still having that same pitched voice.
Sesshomaru said, "well at least he's not all over me".
Everyone had the same look on there face instead of Naraku and Sesshomaru, the look was well Sesshomaru you got his attention he's going to hug you now.
"FLUFFY YOU MISS ME!", Naraku ran over to him with blood on his fingers.
"dont touch me with that", Sesshomaru said,but what he was thinking was, 'dont touch my fluff, you will get in dirty and it will take hours to get that out, dammit all.'
Naraku already touched him and was rubbing his face on his and said, "Fluffy your so awesome you make me smile so much, can i make you a dummy and hang you up on my ceiling. Everyone started backing away, but Sesshomaru was mad so he picked Naraku up and threw him, and Naraku was laughing and said,. "i love you to Fluffy!", and he skipped away.
"i think he takes you hurting him in a different way, i think to him that means affection",Inuyasha said.
Kagome and others looked at Inuyasha and Miroku said, "since when were you smart".and Inuyasha looked at him and said,"well you guys always treated me like an idiot so i would act like one".
Koga said,"have you been studying behind our backs".
"im not an idiot!", Inuyasha screamed back.
Koga got in his face and said,"i can call you what i wont ya mutt".
"well ya wanna be K-9 i don't really like you and your words that come out your mouth!",Inyasha said staring at him.
"who you calling K-9 you came from me i was here first and you dogs came in and started makeing us look bad with your marking your territories everywhere.
"it ain't my fault y'all couldn't man up and do it yourselves, besides i was locked for 50 years ask Sesshomaru!",who is over there worried about his fluff
"yeah that's right SESSHOMARU!"
"don't bring me into this, i didn't start anything but i will finish it",said Sesshomaru who was already not having a good day.
Kagome said,"i think i can get that out with some bleach..."(I'm not sure if that fluff is his tail but in my story it is, ok!)
"im not going to let you wash my tail!", said Seshomaru scrared of this bleach thing, but wont show it.
Kagome knows everything so she said,"you don't have to be afraid Michel Jackson did it....."
"who's this Michel Jackson and how does he have anything to do with me", said Sesshomaru not really caring who he was.
"well, well, it doesnt matter, just let me atleast wash it", said Kagome laughing in her head.
"no, i forbid, no body touches my tail but I, Sesshomaru", said Sesshomaru backing up.
"you let Rin touch it dont you", said Miroku thinking negative.
"i swear if your thinking i sleep with Rin, ill cut your balls off so you wont be able to think your a man again,there for you wont be able to masterba-", Sesshomaru said getting cut of by Sango.
"ah ha ha noviolence", Sango said, worried.
"yeah i need those!", said Miroku, "what else will i be proud of".
"your right it seems you have a small di-", said Hakudoushi coming up out of nowhere.
Everyone got quiet and Kagome busted out laughing, and said, "man wow one burn after another".
Kohaku said,"whats a burn,. i don't see any fire".
"nothing", said Kagome calming herself down.
Then Rin woke up and said, "give me back me Ego!"
Everyone looked at her and Kagome ran over to her and felt her head and said,"I'm glad your feeling better Rin!".
Rin smiled and said,"I'm happy, your helping me out, where's Sesshomaru", said Rin.
"Sesshomaru is right here", said Sesshomaru loosing his mind over(he's going to be talking in third person for right now)
"are you ok", said Kagome.
"Sesshomaru is just fine,Sesshomaru doesn't need anyone, Sesshomaru needs a new tail quickly", said Sesshomaru.
"yeah you needsome help", said Kohaku acting weird to.
"Sesshomaru doesn't need any help, you need help, Sesshomaru is just fine so leave him alone".
Ayame got a frying pan out and hit him on the head with it and was breathing hard and said,"that...was...just...too...much...OK".
There laid a Sesshomaru twitching, and Kagome ran over to him and said,"omg Ayame why did you do that"
Rin, who still isn't herself was laughing and said, "he was talking weird. Ayame hit him, i woke up at a perfect time!", and she smiled and laid her head down and OUT POPPED NARAKU and was right at her head and said,"Rin i wuv you...Rin i wuv, RIN I WUV YOU,can you take me to a happy place, i want to got to a happy place, somewhere i can have fun you know with my fluffy and you and jerk one and jerk two and Sango,Kagome,Murky freak!, i mean i LOVE you MI-MI", Naraku said fast.
Sesshomaru woke up,"touch my RIN and die" and picked up Naraku and threw him yet again......
"hey you shouldn't do any violence", said...Elmo(b/n:where he come from)(a/n:don't know)
"yeah violence isnt good,i wanna cookie", said...cookie monster.
"i want to have my teddy bear back",said big bird.
"MY TEDDY BEAR,YOU OVER GROWN PEACOCK!", said an angry Gaara.
"i just want it back".
"no".
"please".
"don't make me".
"come on we can share".
"not in my vocab".
"please it is mine".
"don't make me say it".
"say what".
"sand coffin!".
"aaaaaah".
"sand burial, this is my teddy bear, i wont let the likes of you ever touch it".
"kill it kill it kiil it, said Ayame smashing cookie monster in the head with the fry pan", Naraku was stealing his cookies(b/n:that's so negative)(a/n:your the one thinking that way so sh)"what the, Elmo get out of here", said Kagome,"you have a job!", Inuyasha,"that's just to much red", Koga looked at him and said,"baka,your wearing all red to!"and then there was a dust ball fight.
Narrator:sure was allot of commotion at the end huh, well anyway,i just wanted those characters to pop up, you know count....like others before me he's a pimp, be counting like that,damn that jerk!...~cough~ anyway thanks for reading and sticking out to the end,and thanks goth demon girl for telling my mistakes over the phone....(i) that lower case wont change until i feel like it and your probably shaking your head but OH WELL i will do stuff later, be tuned for the next chapter and REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bob:what makes you think they will review, all those burns in this chapter
narrator:i want trying to, I'm just evil!
bob:that explains it all, well thanks tom for the pill, and i guess this is goodbye for now,goodbye you readers who actually wa-
narrator:shuddup anyway enjoy ppl
