AN: Well tune in for the final chapter of The Tekken Halloween Special now.
As Bryan and the girls were trick or treating, Yoshimitsu and Paul were sneaking about, trying to sabotage Bryan's plan.
'Arrr... Oi have a cunning plan.' said Paul.
'Hai. What is cunning pran you have. Does it involve shuriken?' asked Yoshimitsu.
'Arr, no. Oi was thinking, we get my poirate ship and shoot that scurvy cur with me cannons, laddie.' said Paul.
'So-reva. I rike shuriken.' said Yoshi.
'Arrr... shuriken be for land-lovers.' said Paul.
'Ha. Onry coward use guns. I many time use sirent weapon and strike from shadows.' said Yoshi.
'Arrr... Well then why ye be hanging out with me?' asked Paul.
'Because Bryan take our girl away.' said Yoshi.
'Yo, bitcchezz.. Whatchu doing here?' asked MC Boskonovitch who suddenly materialized.
'Ikebana!! Where you come from?' asked Yoshi.
'Arrr... ye be quite the Ninja yerself, matey.' said Paul, while rubbing his scruffy beard.
'Hehehe.. the Bosk be sleek and smooth. Why you think the Man can't catch me yet?' asked MC B.
'Who the Man?' asked Yoshi.
'The Bosk man!' shouted MC B and he started rapping.
Yo! I've been hearing that a bunch of punk bitches
out there are claiming that they got the skillz to go
toe to toe with the Bosk man in the Quake arena.
Ha ha ha. That's some funny shit.
If you meet up with me on a Quake server, I'll shove my
rail gun so far up your ass, It will knock out your teeth!
Check it!
The Mighty Boskonovitch is a fucking Quake god,
got my finger on the trigger and my eye on the quad.
I know it's just a game, but I didn't come to play,
the Bosk man cometh and he's bringing Doomsday.
You say, "impressive", I already know it,
I'm a hardcore player and I'm not afraid to show it.
I got a Phd in pain and a masters in disaster,
the mighty Boskonovitch is a fucking QuakeMaster.
QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster.
TheMighty Boskonovitch is a fucking QuakeMaster.
QuakeMaster, of disaster.
The Mighty Boskonovitch is a fucking QuakeMaster.
We meet on a server, and I say "what's up?",
when we go at it punk, I'm gonna fuck you up.
Got you in my sights and I'm gonna make you bleed,
get used to hearing this, "you have lost the lead."
Cuz while your camping, I'll be cold lamping,
then I'll kick it in, and your ass I'll be stamping.
I got a Phd in pain and a masters in disaster,
the mighty Boskonovitch is a fucking QuakeMaster.
QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster.
The Mighty Boskonovitch is a fucking QuakeMaster.
QuakeMaster, of disaster.
The Mighty Boskonovitch is a fucking QuakeMaster.
All right! Now you know what time it is.
I don't care if you're a newbie, or a low ping bastard,
you step to me in the Quake arena and I'm going to tear you
a new virtual Asshole.
Yo! It will sound something like this...
QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster.
The Mighty Boskonovitch is a fucking QuakeMaster.
QuakeMaster, of disaster.
The Mighty Boskonovitch is a fucking QuakeMaster.
'Hai. Many times mighty skillz, MC Boskonovitch.' said Yoshi.
'Arr, ye be sticking it to the man, matey.' said Paul.
'So, whatchu want, homies?' asked MC B.
'Arr... we want to get them wenches, matey.' said Paul.
'Hai. We desperate and need sexy time soon.' said Yoshi.
'Then joo be comin' to the right G, cuz the Bosk is the mothafuckin' P.I.M.P.' said MC B.
And the three went down to Bryan and the girls who were trick or treating at Eddie Gordo's crib.
'Trick or treat.' said the four in unison.
'Ya mon. Mesa love Halloween, mon.' said Eddie.
'Yo, mamas.' asid MC B.
'OMYgosh it's MC Boskonovitch!' shouted the girls.
'Jeah, bitchezz. Joo be going to the Bosk's crib.' said MC B.
'Hey, what about me?' asked Bryan. 'I am sensitive.' he said and fixed his hair.
'Arrr, ye be a scurvy cur, ye blasted idiot.' said Paul.
'Hai. And I forgot to avenge cran honor by kicking your ass.' said Yoshi.
'Honestly, I have no idea what you guys are talking aboot.' said Bryan.
'Arrr, shut yer piehole and walk the plank!' shouted Paul as he grabbed Bryan and threw him at Eddie. The pair landed with a loud crash in a garden shed.
'Bryan? You dead mon?' asked Eddie.
'Yeah, mon.' said Bryan.
'Best we be leavin' them bitchezz here.' said MC B and he left with the girls.
'Arr, what about us?' asked Paul.
'Hai. I want get laid too.' said Yoshimitsu.
'If you guys didn't intervene, I would have had my hansd full of b00bz now.' said Sensitive Bryan.
'Hai. Now that you here, now I can finally avenge cran honour.' said Yoshimitsu fro the umpteenth time.
Just then, Kazzy Spookenstein appeared with a pumpkin carved with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
'Flying Spaghetti Monster! Flying Spaghetti Monsteeer!' sang Kazzy.
'Arrr... I be a pirate and saint of FSM. I go with Kazzy.' said Paul and he left.
'Ah, too bad.' said Bryan. 'Well, that leaves only one thing to do.' he said. 'Let's fight.'
'Hai. Now I finally do what is right and kick crap out of you.' said Yoshimitsu and they started fighting.
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Epilogue:
Yoshi finally beat Bryan and then the two went out to grab some beer. They met some girls and did someting.
Jack the Creepy butler got employed as a janitor by a certain shrink.
Kazzy Spookenstein managed to keep his cool and now resides in Mishima Manor whne he occasionally grows a moustache when nobody is looking.
Heihachi got sent to prison for trying to scare everyone. There he rose to become a prison boss.
Julia and Kunimitsu got grossed out at the sight of MC Boskonovitch and ran away. Asuka said 'I told you so.' to them.
Xiao and Panda got arrested for abusing marijuana.
Marduk became a champion of mud-wrestling while naked.
Paul followed the FSM and is now in heaven where he now enjoys the beer volcanoes and the stripper factory.
Caligula II decided that this will be his final holiday special and would like to thank everyone who read, reviewed and was otherwise associated with this fic.
Bye and may FSM be with you.
