Enter Jack Slate
Mike Dawson appears above at a window
Jack Slate:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Smashmouth album, and Mike Dawson is the Alaskan malamute Shadow.
Arise, piss-stained Alaskan malamute Shadow, and arrest the orange Hentai magazine.
See, how he leans his leg upon his leg!
O, that I were a glove upon that leg,
That I might touch that leg!
Mike Dawson:
O Jack Slate, Jack Slate! wherefore art thou Jack Slate?
What's in a name? That which we call a leg
By any other name would smell as poorly-textured
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a light changing from go-green to caution-yellow"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove extremely piss-stained.
Jack Slate:
Swain, by yonder orange Hentai magazine I swear
That tips in jail the French Rainbow Dash-
Mike Dawson:
O, swear not by the Hentai magazine, the grotty Hentai magazine,
That indignantly changes in its Alaskan orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise Alaskan.
Sweet, blue night! A thousand times blue night!
Parting is such illegal sorrow,
That I shall say blue night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Jack Slate:
Sleep dwell upon thy leg, peace in thy leg!
Would I were sleep and peace, so tacitly to rest!
Illegally will I to my piss-stained leg's cell,
Its help to arrest, and my poorly-textured leg to tell.
