Clint | Pietro
MON 18 MAY
[9:16AM]:
I made a mistake. A very big mistake.
[9:18AM]:
I gave Lucky a bath.
[9:24AM]:
you are not usually awake so early
[9:26AM]:
what went wrong?
[9:33AM]:
Guess who thought it'd be a good idea to roll around in a puddle of mud?
[9:35AM]:
you?
[9:37AM]:
First hint: he has four legs.
[9:40AM]:
is it you
[9:43AM]:
Second hint: he has one eye
[9:46AM]:
so it is you
[9:50AM]:
Yep, you caught me.
[9:52AM]:
That's why I won't send you any pictures.
[9:54AM]:
because you have four legs
[9:56AM]:
Exactly.
[9:57AM]:
I also really like mud baths.
[10:02AM]:
It's not a very pretty picture.
[10:06AM]:
do you think that we have something in common?
[10:09AM]:
Who? You and Lucky?
[10:11AM]:
Of course you do. Shaggy hair, puppy dog eyes, questionable hygiene standards.
[10:12AM]:
ha ha
[10:15AM]:
Why do I get the feeling that's a fake laugh?
[10:18AM]:
that's because it is
[10:21AM]:
and i don't mean with lucky. do we have something in common? us?
[10:24AM]:
By us do you mean you and Snowball?
[10:24AM]:
no
[10:25AM]:
i mean with you
[10:27AM]:
do we have anything in common clint?
[10:30AM]:
....
[10:31AM]:
Why do we need to have something in common?
[10:33AM]:
Is it important to you that we do?
[10:34AM]:
I can think of things we don't have in common.
[10:36AM]:
For example, you have questionable taste in movies. And also music.
[10:36AM]:
You also dye your hair, so.
[10:40AM]:
lies
[10:43AM]:
;-)
[10:45AM]:
did you enjoy your mud bath old man
[10:50AM]:
You bet I did, Shaggy.
[10:53AM]:
And I left pawprints EVERYWHERE.
[10:55AM]:
how will you spend the rest of your day?
[10:58AM]:
Gotta get to work.
[11:01AM]:
Talk later?
[11:07AM]:
sure x
MON 18 MAY
[2:49PM]:
i was sad not to see you in the park today, old man. did work keep you busy?
[2:56PM]:
You're a funny guy, Pietro.
[2:58PM]:
That joke never gets old.
[3:01PM]:
It was a quiet day actually. Clocking off now.
[3:08PM]:
i walked the dogs today
[3:12PM]:
You have dogs?
[3:15PM]:
How do they get along with Furball?
[3:18PM]:
they are not my dogs
[3:20PM]:
Oh, ok. So they're Wanda's?
[3:24PM]:
no
[3:27PM]:
You know you can't actually take someone else's dog, right?
[3:29PM]:
Even if you're just walking them, you still can't steal them. Big no-no.
[3:34PM]:
i walk them for $$$$
[3:39PM]:
this is my job for now
[3:42PM]:
Oh, that makes way more sense.
[3:45PM]:
That's a pretty sweet job.
[3:48PM]:
Is that why you're in the park so much?
[3:52PM]:
no, i am there trying to pick up old men
[3:58PM]:
such as yourself
[4:03PM]:
Remind me again why I talk to you?
[4:05PM]:
you like me
[4:07PM]:
Uh huh. Sure I do.
[4:09PM]:
i am very charming
[4:11PM]:
Well that's a lie. What else you got?
[4:16PM]:
i am good company
[4:20PM]:
Yeah, ok. I'll give you that.
[4:25PM]:
i am also not bad looking
[4:30PM]:
Whatever you say, Quicksilver. :-)
[4:34PM]:
you were the one that said it, luckybarton ;-)
MON 18 MAY
[6:09PM]:
i have a question
[6:11PM]:
Just one? That's unusual.
[6:13PM]:
Go ahead. What's up?
[6:17PM]:
did you mean what you said the other night?
[6:21PM]:
I said a lot of things that night, kid. Remember?
[6:23PM]:
I gave you my farm. My dog. Confessed my love
[6:28PM]:
Remember?
[6:30PM]:
no, not that night.
[6:32PM]:
you said that you would not be alone because you had me?
[6:35PM]:
....
[6:38PM]:
Should I not have said that?
[6:40PM]:
Is that why you've been quieter than usual lately?
[6:47PM]:
no
[6:49PM]:
Liar.
[6:51PM]:
If it weirded you out that much then I take it back.
[6:53PM]:
don't
[6:55PM]:
i don't want you to take it back
[6:57PM]:
You gotta tell me if I'm crossing lines here, kid.
[6:59PM]:
I meant what I said, alright? I like talking to you. When I'm talking to you, I don't feel like I'm on my own.
[7:02PM]:
But you gotta be upfront with me and tell me what lines I'm crossing.
[7:03PM]:
The last thing I want is to make you feel uncomfortable.
[7:07PM]:
that is not how i am feeling
[7:09PM]:
you said that you are not alone because you have me?
[7:11PM]:
i am less lonely because i have you
[7:13PM]:
it does not make me uncomfortable when you say that
[7:15PM]:
instead i feel happy
[7:18PM]:
Don't forget Wanda, and that Tumbleweed you call a cat.
[7:20PM]:
None of us are going anywhere.
[7:25PM]:
i have not had many friends before
[7:27PM]:
Sure you have. You're likable. Most of the time.
[7:29PM]:
wanda and i were always moving
[7:30PM]:
always starting again. too new. too weird.
[7:35PM]:
Yeah, kids can be assholes.
[7:39PM]:
You just have to learn to leave it all behind you.
[7:41PM]:
you are a good friend to me
[7:42PM]:
most of the time
[7:44PM]:
;-)
[7:46PM]:
you tell bad jokes, but you are not so bad clint barton
[7:47PM]:
Not so bad? I'm blushing.
[7:49PM]:
You should write poetry, kid. You've got a way with words.
[7:53PM]:
i'm serious
[7:56PM]:
So am I.
[7:58PM]:
You're winning my heart with your sweet poetry.
[8:01PM]:
do you always have to make jokes
[8:03PM]:
I can't fight it, kid.
[8:05PM]:
So. You wanna catch a movie tonight?
[8:07PM]:
i get to pick what we watch
[8:09PM]:
Deal.
[8:13PM]:
I'm gonna go wash up first. Feel free to make yourself at home.
[8:16PM]:
:-P
MON 18 MAY
[8:47PM]:
I'm back.
[8:48PM]:
Are you sticking your tongue out at me?
[8:50PM]:
no
[8:52PM]:
i was.
[8:55PM]:
that was like an hour ago clint
[8:58PM]:
maybe even 2. :(
[9:03PM]:
It was 30 minutes, if that.
[9:05PM]:
Maybe 40. That's it. Stop being so dramatic.
[9:06PM]:
in 10mins it will have been 1hr.
[9:08PM]:
Good math. I'm back now, isn't that what counts?
[9:10PM]:
why did you take so long
[9:12PM]:
I wasn't in the shower the entire time.
[9:15PM]:
oh?
[9:18PM]:
This isn't a conversation I'm having with you.
[9:20PM]:
What movie did you pick?
[9:21PM]:
Something good, I hope.
[9:24PM]:
snowpiercer
[9:25PM]:
It better not suck.
[9:31PM]:
I'm putting my trust in you.
[9:35PM]:
shhhh
[9:37PM]:
do you always talk during movies
MON 18 MAY
[10:49PM]:
Shit.
[10:53PM]:
i know
[10:54PM]:
:((
[10:56PM]:
Oh, man.
[10:57PM]:
clint?
[11:04PM]:
Yeah?
[11:06PM]:
i dont like this
[11:09PM]:
i think we made a mistake
[11:12PM]:
We? Nope. This is all on you, buddy.
[11:15PM]:
Now quit bothering me and enjoy the rest of this awful movie that you made us watch.
[11:18PM]:
:'(
TUES 19 MAY
[12:04AM]:
That was definitely a new experience.
[12:04AM]:
Great film choice, Pietro.
[12:06AM]:
i did not know it would be so bad
[12:08AM]:
"Bad" doesn't even begin to cover it.
[12:08AM]:
That was insane. And horrible.
[12:09AM]:
perhaps we could talk about something else
[12:11AM]:
I will gladly talk about anything else.
[12:12AM]:
Oh, I have an idea. Let's talk about how you lost your film picking privileges.
[12:12AM]:
For a month.
[12:15AM]:
that is hardly fair
[12:18AM]:
it is not my fault you scare easy
[12:20AM]:
Right, like you can talk.
[12:25AM]:
Mr. :(((((((( "Clint I don't like this"
[12:27AM]:
"Clint I'm using Snowball to shield my eyes help me"
[12:31AM]:
I bet if you were here, watching that damn movie with me, you'd have your face buried in my shoulder.
[12:31AM]:
You'd hide. That's what you'd do. But yeah, I scare easy
[12:33AM]:
I'm not scared, alright? I just don't want to be in that situation. Ever.
[12:40AM]:
old man you need to relax
[12:40AM]:
if the world evers ends because of snow and there is only 1 train, i will save you
[12:42AM]:
Is that supposed to be comforting?
[12:43AM]:
Quicksilver and Snowball to the rescue.
[12:45AM]:
you know
[12:45AM]:
if i was there, i would not have my head buried in your neck
[12:48AM]:
That right?
[12:50AM]:
you would be the one clinging to me, mr scaredy cat
[12:51AM]:
You wish.
[12:52AM]:
?
[12:54AM]:
Stupid thing to say, I know.
[12:55AM]:
you have said stupider
[12:56AM]:
Aren't you sweet.
[12:57AM]:
If you keep talking like that, then I'm bound to fall even harder for you.
[12:59AM]:
Consider yourself warned.
[1:06AM]:
....
[1:08AM]:
i can't make any promises
[1:08AM]:
my charm is natural to me. like your bad jokes are to you.
[1:09AM]:
Whatever you say, sweet talker.
[1:11AM]:
I can't stop thinking about that fucking movie.
[1:13AM]:
i can distract you
[1:13AM]:
if you like
[1:15AM]:
Sure, why not?
[1:16AM]:
truth or dare?
[1:18AM]:
You're not serious, are you?
[1:18AM]:
Of course you are.
[1:19AM]:
Next we'll be playing spin the bottle, and I'll be braiding your hair
[1:20AM]:
How is this even supposed to work?
[1:20AM]:
we will make it work
[1:21AM]:
Ugh. Do we have to?
[1:23AM]:
:(
[1:25AM]:
Alright, fine. I'll shut up and play your stupid game.
[1:26AM]:
You first.
[1:27AM]:
Truth or Dare?
[1:28AM]:
...
[1:29AM]:
truth
[1:34AM]:
Is your hair natural, or do you dye it?
[1:35AM]:
I mean, I'm 99% sure you dye it, but I gotta hear it from you.
[1:37AM]:
natural
[1:38AM]:
my turn :-)
[1:39AM]:
truth or dare?
[1:40AM]:
Truth.
[1:42AM]:
favorite color?
[1:43AM]:
Purple. My go: Truth or Dare?
[1:45AM]:
dare
[1:47AM]:
Hmm
[1:47AM]:
I dare you to
[1:48AM]:
....
[1:49AM]:
Wear your underpants over your trousers and run around the house yelling "Quicksilver to the rescue!"
[1:51AM]:
i'm not doing that
[1:51AM]:
Oh, yes you are, bud. In the morning, once Wanda's awake.
[1:53AM]:
You're the one that wanted to do this, remember?
[1:54AM]:
ok fine shut up.
[1:54AM]:
truth or dare?
[1:56AM]:
Truth, obviously.
[1:58AM]:
God knows what you'd dare me to do.
[2:01AM]:
what are you most afraid of?
[2:03AM]:
Dying alone, of course.
[2:04AM]:
Wait, scratch that. I'm afraid of your hair. Of how "natural" it is.
[2:05AM]:
bite me
[2:07AM]:
i pick truth
[2:09AM]:
If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?
[2:12AM]:
invisibility
[2:13AM]:
And why?
[2:15AM]:
so i could spy on you obviously
[2:18AM]:
Obviously, haha.
[2:19AM]:
no i think i'd like it because i could run as fast as i wanted
[2:21AM]:
and no one would see me
[2:23AM]:
Then you could knock people over, and they'd think it was just a really strong breeze.
[2:25AM]:
you understand me very well
[2:27AM]:
My turn.
[2:29AM]:
please don't pick truth again
[2:30AM]:
it is not as much fun if you just pick the same
[2:36AM]:
Fine.
[2:38AM]:
I know I'm going to regret this, but here it goes.
[2:38AM]:
Just because you asked so nicely: dare.
[2:40AM]:
Lemme guess: you're going to dare me to do something dumb, like eat a pepper or drink out of Lucky's bowl.
[2:44AM]:
mmm interesting
[2:45AM]:
Disgusting. Don't dare me to do that. Please?
[2:48AM]:
pretty please?
[2:51AM]:
Pretty please?
[2:55AM]:
i dare you to not fall in love with me
[2:55AM]:
it will be difficult for you
[2:56AM]:
but please try. try to resist my charms i dare you
[3:02AM]:
Hah. That's too easy.
[3:02AM]:
Sure, kid. I'll try my hardest.
[3:05AM]:
many have tried and failed
[3:07AM]:
I accept your dare. Now it's your turn.
[3:08AM]:
Truth or dare?
[3:11AM]:
dare
[3:14AM]:
I dare you to send me a pic
[3:15AM]:
of me? is that all?
[3:17AM]:
Send a pic next time you're in the park. Maybe I'll photobomb you and appear somewhere behind you..
[3:19AM]:
tomorrow then
[3:21AM]:
i look forward to it
[3:23AM]:
Your go
[3:25AM]:
Last go, too. This old man is gettin sleepy.
[3:26AM]:
truth or dare?
[3:28AM]:
let me guess... truth. again.
[3:29AM]:
Alright, fine. Dare.
[3:31AM]:
since we are taking pictures
[3:33AM]:
Oh crap
[3:34AM]:
i dare you to send me one
[3:36AM]:
i will send the details tmrw
[3:38AM]:
The details? What is this, a secret mission for super secret special agents?
[3:40AM]:
gnite agent barton
[3:42AM]:
Night, sweet talker
[3:44AM]:
xx
me thinks clint doth protest too much (he totally was scared, let's be real)
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