Clint | Pietro


MON 18 MAY

[9:16AM]:

I made a mistake. A very big mistake.

[9:18AM]:

I gave Lucky a bath.

[9:24AM]:

you are not usually awake so early

[9:26AM]:

what went wrong?

[9:33AM]:

Guess who thought it'd be a good idea to roll around in a puddle of mud?

[9:35AM]:

you?

[9:37AM]:

First hint: he has four legs.

[9:40AM]:

is it you

[9:43AM]:

Second hint: he has one eye

[9:46AM]:

so it is you

[9:50AM]:

Yep, you caught me.

[9:52AM]:

That's why I won't send you any pictures.

[9:54AM]:

because you have four legs

[9:56AM]:

Exactly.

[9:57AM]:

I also really like mud baths.

[10:02AM]:

It's not a very pretty picture.

[10:06AM]:

do you think that we have something in common?

[10:09AM]:

Who? You and Lucky?

[10:11AM]:

Of course you do. Shaggy hair, puppy dog eyes, questionable hygiene standards.

[10:12AM]:

ha ha

[10:15AM]:

Why do I get the feeling that's a fake laugh?

[10:18AM]:

that's because it is

[10:21AM]:

and i don't mean with lucky. do we have something in common? us?

[10:24AM]:

By us do you mean you and Snowball?

[10:24AM]:

no

[10:25AM]:

i mean with you

[10:27AM]:

do we have anything in common clint?

[10:30AM]:

....

[10:31AM]:

Why do we need to have something in common?

[10:33AM]:

Is it important to you that we do?

[10:34AM]:

I can think of things we don't have in common.

[10:36AM]:

For example, you have questionable taste in movies. And also music.

[10:36AM]:

You also dye your hair, so.

[10:40AM]:

lies

[10:43AM]:

;-)

[10:45AM]:

did you enjoy your mud bath old man

[10:50AM]:

You bet I did, Shaggy.

[10:53AM]:

And I left pawprints EVERYWHERE.

[10:55AM]:

how will you spend the rest of your day?

[10:58AM]:

Gotta get to work.

[11:01AM]:

Talk later?

[11:07AM]:

sure x


MON 18 MAY

[2:49PM]:

i was sad not to see you in the park today, old man. did work keep you busy?

[2:56PM]:

You're a funny guy, Pietro.

[2:58PM]:

That joke never gets old.

[3:01PM]:

It was a quiet day actually. Clocking off now.

[3:08PM]:

i walked the dogs today

[3:12PM]:

You have dogs?

[3:15PM]:

How do they get along with Furball?

[3:18PM]:

they are not my dogs

[3:20PM]:

Oh, ok. So they're Wanda's?

[3:24PM]:

no

[3:27PM]:

You know you can't actually take someone else's dog, right?

[3:29PM]:

Even if you're just walking them, you still can't steal them. Big no-no.

[3:34PM]:

i walk them for $$$$

[3:39PM]:

this is my job for now

[3:42PM]:

Oh, that makes way more sense.

[3:45PM]:

That's a pretty sweet job.

[3:48PM]:

Is that why you're in the park so much?

[3:52PM]:

no, i am there trying to pick up old men

[3:58PM]:

such as yourself

[4:03PM]:

Remind me again why I talk to you?

[4:05PM]:

you like me

[4:07PM]:

Uh huh. Sure I do.

[4:09PM]:

i am very charming

[4:11PM]:

Well that's a lie. What else you got?

[4:16PM]:

i am good company

[4:20PM]:

Yeah, ok. I'll give you that.

[4:25PM]:

i am also not bad looking

[4:30PM]:

Whatever you say, Quicksilver. :-)

[4:34PM]:

you were the one that said it, luckybarton ;-)


MON 18 MAY

[6:09PM]:

i have a question

[6:11PM]:

Just one? That's unusual.

[6:13PM]:

Go ahead. What's up?

[6:17PM]:

did you mean what you said the other night?

[6:21PM]:

I said a lot of things that night, kid. Remember?

[6:23PM]:

I gave you my farm. My dog. Confessed my love

[6:28PM]:

Remember?

[6:30PM]:

no, not that night.

[6:32PM]:

you said that you would not be alone because you had me?

[6:35PM]:

....

[6:38PM]:

Should I not have said that?

[6:40PM]:

Is that why you've been quieter than usual lately?

[6:47PM]:

no

[6:49PM]:

Liar.

[6:51PM]:

If it weirded you out that much then I take it back.

[6:53PM]:

don't

[6:55PM]:

i don't want you to take it back

[6:57PM]:

You gotta tell me if I'm crossing lines here, kid.

[6:59PM]:

I meant what I said, alright? I like talking to you. When I'm talking to you, I don't feel like I'm on my own.

[7:02PM]:

But you gotta be upfront with me and tell me what lines I'm crossing.

[7:03PM]:

The last thing I want is to make you feel uncomfortable.

[7:07PM]:

that is not how i am feeling

[7:09PM]:

you said that you are not alone because you have me?

[7:11PM]:

i am less lonely because i have you

[7:13PM]:

it does not make me uncomfortable when you say that

[7:15PM]:

instead i feel happy

[7:18PM]:

Don't forget Wanda, and that Tumbleweed you call a cat.

[7:20PM]:

None of us are going anywhere.

[7:25PM]:

i have not had many friends before

[7:27PM]:

Sure you have. You're likable. Most of the time.

[7:29PM]:

wanda and i were always moving

[7:30PM]:

always starting again. too new. too weird.

[7:35PM]:

Yeah, kids can be assholes.

[7:39PM]:

You just have to learn to leave it all behind you.

[7:41PM]:

you are a good friend to me

[7:42PM]:

most of the time

[7:44PM]:

;-)

[7:46PM]:

you tell bad jokes, but you are not so bad clint barton

[7:47PM]:

Not so bad? I'm blushing.

[7:49PM]:

You should write poetry, kid. You've got a way with words.

[7:53PM]:

i'm serious

[7:56PM]:

So am I.

[7:58PM]:

You're winning my heart with your sweet poetry.

[8:01PM]:

do you always have to make jokes

[8:03PM]:

I can't fight it, kid.

[8:05PM]:

So. You wanna catch a movie tonight?

[8:07PM]:

i get to pick what we watch

[8:09PM]:

Deal.

[8:13PM]:

I'm gonna go wash up first. Feel free to make yourself at home.

[8:16PM]:

:-P


MON 18 MAY

[8:47PM]:

I'm back.

[8:48PM]:

Are you sticking your tongue out at me?

[8:50PM]:

no

[8:52PM]:

i was.

[8:55PM]:

that was like an hour ago clint

[8:58PM]:

maybe even 2. :(

[9:03PM]:

It was 30 minutes, if that.

[9:05PM]:

Maybe 40. That's it. Stop being so dramatic.

[9:06PM]:

in 10mins it will have been 1hr.

[9:08PM]:

Good math. I'm back now, isn't that what counts?

[9:10PM]:

why did you take so long

[9:12PM]:

I wasn't in the shower the entire time.

[9:15PM]:

oh?

[9:18PM]:

This isn't a conversation I'm having with you.

[9:20PM]:

What movie did you pick?

[9:21PM]:

Something good, I hope.

[9:24PM]:

snowpiercer

[9:25PM]:

It better not suck.

[9:31PM]:

I'm putting my trust in you.

[9:35PM]:

shhhh

[9:37PM]:

do you always talk during movies


MON 18 MAY

[10:49PM]:

Shit.

[10:53PM]:

i know

[10:54PM]:

:((

[10:56PM]:

Oh, man.

[10:57PM]:

clint?

[11:04PM]:

Yeah?

[11:06PM]:

i dont like this

[11:09PM]:

i think we made a mistake

[11:12PM]:

We? Nope. This is all on you, buddy.

[11:15PM]:

Now quit bothering me and enjoy the rest of this awful movie that you made us watch.

[11:18PM]:

:'(


TUES 19 MAY

[12:04AM]:

That was definitely a new experience.

[12:04AM]:

Great film choice, Pietro.

[12:06AM]:

i did not know it would be so bad

[12:08AM]:

"Bad" doesn't even begin to cover it.

[12:08AM]:

That was insane. And horrible.

[12:09AM]:

perhaps we could talk about something else

[12:11AM]:

I will gladly talk about anything else.

[12:12AM]:

Oh, I have an idea. Let's talk about how you lost your film picking privileges.

[12:12AM]:

For a month.

[12:15AM]:

that is hardly fair

[12:18AM]:

it is not my fault you scare easy

[12:20AM]:

Right, like you can talk.

[12:25AM]:

Mr. :(((((((( "Clint I don't like this"

[12:27AM]:

"Clint I'm using Snowball to shield my eyes help me"

[12:31AM]:

I bet if you were here, watching that damn movie with me, you'd have your face buried in my shoulder.

[12:31AM]:

You'd hide. That's what you'd do. But yeah, I scare easy

[12:33AM]:

I'm not scared, alright? I just don't want to be in that situation. Ever.

[12:40AM]:

old man you need to relax

[12:40AM]:

if the world evers ends because of snow and there is only 1 train, i will save you

[12:42AM]:

Is that supposed to be comforting?

[12:43AM]:

Quicksilver and Snowball to the rescue.

[12:45AM]:

you know

[12:45AM]:

if i was there, i would not have my head buried in your neck

[12:48AM]:

That right?

[12:50AM]:

you would be the one clinging to me, mr scaredy cat

[12:51AM]:

You wish.

[12:52AM]:

?

[12:54AM]:

Stupid thing to say, I know.

[12:55AM]:

you have said stupider

[12:56AM]:

Aren't you sweet.

[12:57AM]:

If you keep talking like that, then I'm bound to fall even harder for you.

[12:59AM]:

Consider yourself warned.

[1:06AM]:

....

[1:08AM]:

i can't make any promises

[1:08AM]:

my charm is natural to me. like your bad jokes are to you.

[1:09AM]:

Whatever you say, sweet talker.

[1:11AM]:

I can't stop thinking about that fucking movie.

[1:13AM]:

i can distract you

[1:13AM]:

if you like

[1:15AM]:

Sure, why not?

[1:16AM]:

truth or dare?

[1:18AM]:

You're not serious, are you?

[1:18AM]:

Of course you are.

[1:19AM]:

Next we'll be playing spin the bottle, and I'll be braiding your hair

[1:20AM]:

How is this even supposed to work?

[1:20AM]:

we will make it work

[1:21AM]:

Ugh. Do we have to?

[1:23AM]:

:(

[1:25AM]:

Alright, fine. I'll shut up and play your stupid game.

[1:26AM]:

You first.

[1:27AM]:

Truth or Dare?

[1:28AM]:

...

[1:29AM]:

truth

[1:34AM]:

Is your hair natural, or do you dye it?

[1:35AM]:

I mean, I'm 99% sure you dye it, but I gotta hear it from you.

[1:37AM]:

natural

[1:38AM]:

my turn :-)

[1:39AM]:

truth or dare?

[1:40AM]:

Truth.

[1:42AM]:

favorite color?

[1:43AM]:

Purple. My go: Truth or Dare?

[1:45AM]:

dare

[1:47AM]:

Hmm

[1:47AM]:

I dare you to

[1:48AM]:

....

[1:49AM]:

Wear your underpants over your trousers and run around the house yelling "Quicksilver to the rescue!"

[1:51AM]:

i'm not doing that

[1:51AM]:

Oh, yes you are, bud. In the morning, once Wanda's awake.

[1:53AM]:

You're the one that wanted to do this, remember?

[1:54AM]:

ok fine shut up.

[1:54AM]:

truth or dare?

[1:56AM]:

Truth, obviously.

[1:58AM]:

God knows what you'd dare me to do.

[2:01AM]:

what are you most afraid of?

[2:03AM]:

Dying alone, of course.

[2:04AM]:

Wait, scratch that. I'm afraid of your hair. Of how "natural" it is.

[2:05AM]:

bite me

[2:07AM]:

i pick truth

[2:09AM]:

If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

[2:12AM]:

invisibility

[2:13AM]:

And why?

[2:15AM]:

so i could spy on you obviously

[2:18AM]:

Obviously, haha.

[2:19AM]:

no i think i'd like it because i could run as fast as i wanted

[2:21AM]:

and no one would see me

[2:23AM]:

Then you could knock people over, and they'd think it was just a really strong breeze.

[2:25AM]:

you understand me very well

[2:27AM]:

My turn.

[2:29AM]:

please don't pick truth again

[2:30AM]:

it is not as much fun if you just pick the same

[2:36AM]:

Fine.

[2:38AM]:

I know I'm going to regret this, but here it goes.

[2:38AM]:

Just because you asked so nicely: dare.

[2:40AM]:

Lemme guess: you're going to dare me to do something dumb, like eat a pepper or drink out of Lucky's bowl.

[2:44AM]:

mmm interesting

[2:45AM]:

Disgusting. Don't dare me to do that. Please?

[2:48AM]:

pretty please?

[2:51AM]:

Pretty please?

[2:55AM]:

i dare you to not fall in love with me

[2:55AM]:

it will be difficult for you

[2:56AM]:

but please try. try to resist my charms i dare you

[3:02AM]:

Hah. That's too easy.

[3:02AM]:

Sure, kid. I'll try my hardest.

[3:05AM]:

many have tried and failed

[3:07AM]:

I accept your dare. Now it's your turn.

[3:08AM]:

Truth or dare?

[3:11AM]:

dare

[3:14AM]:

I dare you to send me a pic

[3:15AM]:

of me? is that all?

[3:17AM]:

Send a pic next time you're in the park. Maybe I'll photobomb you and appear somewhere behind you..

[3:19AM]:

tomorrow then

[3:21AM]:

i look forward to it

[3:23AM]:

Your go

[3:25AM]:

Last go, too. This old man is gettin sleepy.

[3:26AM]:

truth or dare?

[3:28AM]:

let me guess... truth. again.

[3:29AM]:

Alright, fine. Dare.

[3:31AM]:

since we are taking pictures

[3:33AM]:

Oh crap

[3:34AM]:

i dare you to send me one

[3:36AM]:

i will send the details tmrw

[3:38AM]:

The details? What is this, a secret mission for super secret special agents?

[3:40AM]:

gnite agent barton

[3:42AM]:

Night, sweet talker

[3:44AM]:

xx


me thinks clint doth protest too much (he totally was scared, let's be real)

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