Me: Ooooooooh.
Kludd: Lady, you need your rest.
Me: Must... Write... Chapter...
Kludd: CB owns NOTHING
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Chapter seven: FANGIRLS!
Kludd: *Playing Call of Duty*
*Door bell rings*
Kludd: *Pauses his game and answers* Hello? GAH!
Fangirls: OH MY GOD IT'S KLUDD!
Kludd: OH S**T! *Quickly slams the door shut and locks it* I gotta hide! *Flies through the back door*
Shen: *Walking down the street minding his own business*
Kludd: *Literally bumbs into Shen*
Shen: *rubbing his head* What the h**l Kludd?!
Kludd: Sorry! But I'm being chased by FANGIRLS!
Shen: Say what? *Sees the mob of Fangirls behind Kludd*
Fangirls: OH MY GOD IT'S KLUDD AND LORD SHEN!
*Both Kludd and Lord Shen scream and run off*
Starscream: *Sitting on some random bench in the park*
*Kludd and Shen run by*
Starscream: Hi Kludd and Shen.
*Kludd and Shen run back and say hi back*
Starscream: Why are you two running?
Kludd and Shen: FANGIRLS!
Starscream: *Sees fangirls*
Fangirls: OH MY GOD IT'S KLUDD, LORD SHEN, AND STARSCREAM!
*The three villains scream and run away*
*Then they reach dead end*
Starscream: SLAG! WE'RE DONE FOR!
Fangirls: *Closing in*
Me: *Suddenly appears in front of them* Woah. Woah. Woah. What the h**l is going on here?!
Kludd Fangirl: F**K OFF B***H!
Me: *Crosses arms* Uh, no.
Shen Fangirl: Your in our way of getting what we want!
Me: Oh. Well sorry deranged, psycho, f****d up, motherf*****g Fangirls, but these villains, are my pets.
Fangirls: Awwwwww *Turns around and goes home*
Kludd: Hooof, Thanks CB101.
Me: No prob.
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Me: Before you people say something, I do NOT consider my three favorite villains as pets, and I do NOT own them!
