Natasha held the camera at herself. "Hi. Today we're going to examine my weapons, because Steve wants some normal things on this camera. As if anything we do is ever normal…" She flipped the screen and began walking to her weapons closet, on the way passing pictures of different celebrities that she probably hated and/or enemies, all with one thing in common. They were riddled with darts. Tony's picture was also off in one corner, although it was darted slightly less.

"That," she said, gesturing to it, "Joined the others after the Silly String incident."

She also had various weapons strewn around the room, some designs for a new costume, and a few small knickknacks from various trips around the world.

Natasha slowly walked to the closet, but when she opened it –

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" The camera fell to the ground, now pointing at Tony's poster. A giant smiley face balloon, which had somehow been wedged in the closet by someone, had bopped out when she opened it and scared Natasha silly as she slashed it to pieces with the knife she had hidden somewhere on her, causing her to drop the camera.

"TOOOOONNNNNYYYYY!" She screamed. The knife she had been holding imbedded itself in the poster of Tony Stark, and booming footsteps marked Natasha's stormy exit.

Quiet for a while, followed by the sound of soft giggles. From under the bed someone crawled out, and turned the camera around to face them. Wanda and Pietro. Who both smirked at the camera and high-fived.

"I'd say zat was done rather well, eh, sister Wanda?"

"I vould say so, brother Pietro."

Muffled screams and protests came from the hall from Tony.

"And now…" continued Wanda. "Ve can use Natasha's computer."
They opened a laptop sitting on a desk at the back of the room and began searching popular songs.

"Friend Tony vants us to look at more American things."

"'Ey look! Let eet go! I know zat one!"
They opened it on YouTube and watched the video. And repeated it. Again. And again. And again. And then started singing along, incredibly off-key. Then they watched all the other Frozen songs.

"Vait, brother. We're supposed to be finding new things."

"Oh, ya, but can we just vatch ze snowman one just one more time?"

"No. Ve are moving on."

They searched a little more.

"Ooh! Vrecking Ball? Zey 'ad vrecking balls in Sokovia. Let's try zat one!"

So they pulled it up.

"Oh, zat is an interesting outfit… I am thinking I prefer mine…"

Miley Cyrus' outfit came off…

"AAAAAAAUUUUUUHHHHHH!"

"VAT IS ZIS!"

"ZIS IS AMERICA? ZIS VAS POPULAR?"

"CLOSE ZE VIDEO! CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT!"

As they flailed trying to pause the video, the camera got knocked over again, but Wanda and Pietro's feet were still visible running around the room and they were shouting things about Miley's outfit (or lack thereof) still as they dashed out.

A few minutes later, a pair of high heels stopped in front of the camera, and the screen lifted to face Natasha, who had by now figured out who the real perpetrators were. She smiled wickedly and held up a paper Miley on the wrecking ball.

"Guess what I'm going to be hanging everywhere?"