A/N: Finally, I can write my chapter! I've had this idea for a little less than a week, and I've been urging to write it, but I had to wait because of the contest. As of now, it's officially over so there's no use trying it… you can for fun but you won't get any benefit whatsoever, so really there's no point unless you like solving riddles. Anyways, here are the winners and answers:

Riddle #1: The answer was that the kid would ask, "What would the other person do/say?" Obviously, the person that was telling the truth would say that the other person would lie, and the liar would say something to trick the kid into going through his door, the one sending him to jail. Nobody got this one correct... I couldn't get it when I was asked this, either!

Riddle #2: The answer is that the doctor is his mom. Women can be doctors, too, people! The people that got this one correct are: wind of might, Jack of Chocolate, 2Twins4Ever, itachi'smaniac, Anything for You, jupiter19, and Natsyourlord.

Riddle #3: The answer is roosters don't lay eggs. Have you ever seen a rooster in a cartoon or cartoon episode involving birds that lay eggs? I haven't. Anyways, the people that got this one correct are: wind of might, Jack of Chocolate, KawaiixHyuugaxHinata, itachi'smaniac, Anything For You, Natsyourlord, and Yureidoru.

And the characters are still OOC.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any characters. I wish I did, but I don't.

And, I have a contributor! Yureidoru made up the Orochimaru evil name joke, so all credit goes to her or him… Anyways, I hope you enjoy chapter 7 and had fun reading this ridiculously long author's note. It's about the size of the first chapter!

Chapter 7: When you know not to run off with someone…

So here's what's happening: I'm just making fun of Orochimaru 'cause when I saw Ultimate Formation: InoShikaChou, I just thought of a bunch of jokes. This takes place both during the second part of the Chûnin exams, and just out of the timeline. Just wanted you to know.

"I am a predator, and you are my prey," Orochimaru stated, not knowing that what he said came out very, very, wrong.

"Yeah, you sure are a predator!" Naruto joked, because sadly, that's what he does best.

"Well…. oh just shut up!" The sick old man stated.

"Oooh, BURN!" The blonde stated, like a suburban kid trying to be a 'gangsta' rapper.

-Somewhere else, when Orochimaru was still in the akatsuki-

Orochimaru was getting very mad. Nobody could say his name right. He was upset, thinking that pigs would fly before anyone could say it perfectly. "No! My evilness is not best described when my name is said in that fashion!"

There was a chorus of "awws…" heard.

"Not young, not cute, EVIL! EVIL! EVIL I SAY, EVIL!" Orochimaru said…

And I'm all, "Orochimaru want's his name to sound like an old man?"

Itachi, Kisame, Kabuto, and everyone else for that matter, said in an admiringly style, "Isn't he just SOO cute when he throws temper tantrums?" They were all "Aww! –MEGAGLOMP!- -squeal-"

And then Orochimaru gave an extremely girly "EEP!"

And I couldn't think of anymore ways to torture Orochimaru.

A/N: Well I hope you enjoyed my painfully short chapter! Sorry, I'll try better next time! You'll just have to deal with what you get. Anyways, if I offended anyone, sorry! (Just a precaution.) So…

That's all for now!