Exile: Surprise! And we now take a quick break from our original AU.

Prompt: Cooking


Cooking Steak for a Skylark

Tsuna hummed as he moved fluidly through the kitchen, fetching ingredients from the shelves and the refrigerator to make some Salisbury steak. On the counter sat a grumpy-looking fairy with purple wings that wore a black jacket draped over his shoulders and a white formal shirt and black pants.

Hibari Kyouya, Disciplinary sprite of Namimori and it's surrounding region, in charge of making sure that all the supernaturals in the area didn't cause a ruckus, was actually rather happy in his heart. After all, his first and only human acquaintance had willingly agreed to cook that human food called "steak" for him. It was food fit for a carnivore, one of his underlings had told him.

Happily, Tsuna took out the ground beef from his refrigerator, intent on cooking for his (supernatural) friend. He moved through the kitchen lightly, Hibari's eyes following him through the air.

Eventually, Tsuna got around to tossing the meat into the greased pan, sending up oil drops and a fizzle of sound as the meat came in contact with the oil. Hibari sniffed the air curiously as a delicious scent spread throughout the house.

His stomach growled, and Tsuna laughed freely. Hibari promptly leapt onto his head with a flying kick, earning a cry of pain from the herbivore. "Hey, Hibari-san, that hurt!" the mortal complained.

The Skylark simply ignored him, flying near the stove instead and staring intently at the meat. Soon... he thought greedily, soon this will be mine-

"Ne, ne, Hibari-san?" Tsuna's voice interrupted his thoughts. "Are fairies really able to eat meat?"

The brunet earned another tonfa whack and, the moment the steak was served, the Disciplinary sprite ate up half of Tsuna's steak, an unspoken sort of, This is what you get for doubting me.


"Kyo-san! there you are!" his Disciplinary Sprite underling exclaimed, flying over to him. "Where have you been?"

Kusakabe immediately stepped back the moment his boss smirked. Smirked.

"I was becoming a true carnivore, so then I can protect that herbivore," he said languidly before flying off onto his patrol.


Exile: Erk! So short! Anyway, in this AU, Hibari is a Disciplinary Sprite and Tsuna is his (coughbelovedcough) mortal.

Hibari... just because you each meat doesn't mean you're a carnivore... *sweat*

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