"Anonymous, hold this. Translate this." Brad said.
"Copper bones... Westward foams... Triple stones..." Anonymous translated.
"This must be copper bone!" Brad said as he pointed to the Skeleton Stone.
Zack put his head on Fluffy's shoulder by mistake. She looked down.
"Huh? Oh, Sorry." He said as he put his head on Blizzard's shoulder and smiled.
Brad moved some hay aside from the wall. "Oh, Wow! Look at that! Triple stones!"
"Wow!" Yes said
"We got'cha now Four-eyed Flippy, we're coming up right behind you!" Brad said.
Zack shook his head.
"Why couldn't I have had a sister? A little sister instead of THAT." Zack said as he pointed to Brad.
Brad put the skeleton on a couple of triple stones. For the eyes and nose, it had holes so the stones would fit.
"No, that's too big. Try the middle one!" Yes said.
"You guys are crazy..." Anonymous said.
Brad tried the middle one.
"It fits, Brad, It fits!" Yes said excitedly.
"We got it!" Brad said!
"Which way do we turn?" Yes asked. "West... Counterclockwise!"
Brad turned it Counterclockwise, and two layers of brick closed in on his hand. He was stuck.
"Ahh!" Brad screamed.
A noise shuddered from up above. It sounded like something was rolling. The others looked.
"What the hell is that!" Fluffy asked.
"Uh..." Blizzard said.
"It's going to fall on us or something!" Anonymous said.
It was a bowling bowl. It traveled through some small tunnels in the whole, rolling down to them.
"It's another one of Flippy's tricks! Get out of the way!" Brad yelled.
The bowling bowl fell in a patch of hay. A chain moved. The ground below them opened. It was a trap. Ranger Yes fell.
"Ahh!" Yes screamed.
"Ranger Yes!" Blizzard screamed.
Yes opened his coat, pressed a button, and a set of dentures flew out. It gripped the side of the wall, and he stopped falling.
"No! He's gone!" Fluffy cried.
"Ranger Yes... No!" Brad called down.
"He's dead..." Blizzard cried.
"Pinchers of Peril... You guys! I've been saved by my Pinchers of Peril!" Yes shouted up.
"He's alive! He's alive!" Anonymous yelled.
"You guys... I'm in another room!" Yes said.
Chandler was digging in the freezer, searching for ice cream.
"Hello, sheriff? I'm at the Lighthouse Lounge... and I want to report... well... a murder!"
"Wait a minute... just hold on there... Is that you again, Duke?" Sheriff Rawr said.
"Sheriff, look, this time I'm telling you the truth. I'm locked inside the Anti Clan's basement... with this guy..." Dukebox said.
"Rocky... Road?" Chandler asked.
"Yeah... like the time you told me about all those fat ass pigs who took over every steak house in Toontown?" Rawr asked.
"Chandler... get back here! Hold on... Chandler! Where are you going!" Dukebox yelled.
"Just like that one prank where these bunnies multiply when you squirt them with water hoses?" Rawr asked.
"Chandler! Chandler! Don't go in the Fireplace!" Dukebox said as he pulled the wire off the hook.
"Duke?" Rawr asked after the phone got cut off.
"No, Chandler! It's just your echo!" Dukebox said.
"Echo!" Chandler shouted.
"No, Chandler! I'll show you! Don't go down there! It's all dark down there, Chandler! It's your echo, Chandler!" Dukebox said.
Brad was still looking at the map.
"I gotta go to the Bathroom..." Anonymous said. "Pee break! Who's got to go?" Anonymous asked.
"Me." Yes said.
"Me." Brad said.
"Me." Blizzard said.
"Me." Fluffy said.
"Me." Zack said.
"Okay then... this tunnel's the little boys room, and that tunnel's the little girl's room... Let's go." Anonymous said.
Zack walked into the middle tunnel.
"Zack, where are you going?" Anonymous asked.
"This is the mens room..." Zack said.
"Where you guys going?" Anonymous asked the others as they walked out.
"Men's room... Anonymous..." They said as they walked out.
Dukebox and Chandler were traveling through the pipe room that the Lunatics were in.
"Yeah, Brad's been through here all right!" Dukebox said.
Chandler pushed up some pipes with his incredible strength. A sound of cars crashing was up above.
"Ahh!" A woman screamed.
"Oh no..." Chandler said.
Blizzard and Fluffy were talking in the tunnel.
"This is not the time, nor the place..." Fluffy said.
"Believe me, I know what I'm doing." Blizzard said. "Zack! Zack!"
Zack walked out of the tunnel and into the other.
"Zack... hurry I'm in here! With my eyes closed!" Blizzard said.
Zack walked in and stood there for a moment. Blizzard put her arms around his shoulders and pulled him close. They kissed. She pulled Zack against the wall. Fluffy walked in.
"Hehehe!" she giggled.
Zack dragged his foot against the floor. Fluffy walked out of the room. Zack walked near the waterfall in front of them.
"Wrong way, lover-boy. It's this way." Fluffy laughed.
"Thanks..." Zack laughed.
Fluffy walked over to Blizzard.
"Okay, you kissed... now tell!" Fluffy said.
"It was beautiful..." Blizzard said.
Fluffy laughed.
"Next time, kiss him with your eyes open, it's a whole different experience!" Fluffy said.
"Um... be careful. I think there's a hole around here. I think Zack was standing in it." Blizzard said.
The Anti Clan was still walking in the tunnel. They were waiting for their headmaster.
"Ma... after we dump the kids, how do we get out of here? I ain't left no trail." Jeepermash asked
"They're right around here! I can smell their bubble gum!" Stella screeched.
"Ma, look. Give you three guesses who left this rope!" Freckleslam said as he looked down into the tunnel.
"You said you needed help?" A voiced called from behind. It was the headermaster. Otherwise known as the Glitch Magician.
"You came!" Stella said.
The Glitch Magician had a whole army behind him. In the army, there were Antis and Hackers like, Oswald, Tason, Incorrect, Bob, Green Cat, Duke Duke Jeeperface, The Snattle Dogs, Sheriff Boo Boo Doggendorf, Graffiti, Bugatti, Virus, Zippy, Igor, Decoy, Barney, Kiwi, Fireball Mcnugget, Fireball Thundernugget, and Notanumber! They all stood there, very still.
"Wow... That's a lot of people. Thank you, Glitch Magician." Stella said. "We found a tunnel. Look down there!"
They all looked with a flashlight. The kids below were looking at the light. Blizzard walked over to Zack and smiled.
"What, are you crazy? They're here!" Zack said.
"They're here... They're here... They're here!" Blizzard screamed.
"Quiet! Right down there..." Freckleslam told the army.
"This way, this way, this way!" Zack told the others. "Hurry up!"
They all ran through the middle tunnel to escape.
"Let's go!" Anonymous yelled.
"Ranger Yes, come on!" Brad said.
A little bit behind the Anti Army, a small pink cat was following. Her name was Pawz, otherwise known as Ashley. She was spying on the Anti Clan. She hopped around in the tunnel, exploring. She laughed.
"Ow!" she said after she suddenly stepped on a Booby Trap. She rubbed her paw.
"Hey, Pawz!" a voice called from behind.
It was a cat named Darkened Enigma. She was a medium sized cat. She was Pawz's big sister.
"Hi Enigma!" Pawz laughed. "How did you get here?"
"I saw you following that Anti Army when it marched through Toontown Central today. I tagged along!" Enigma said.
"Well, thanks. I am kind of scared, being here alone. The Anti Clan could take me hostage. They are a little further up the trail."
"Let's keep going then!" Enigma suggested.
The Lunatics kept running.
"Come on!" Zack yelled.
The Anti Army was down the tunnel by now. Freckleslam lead the way.
"Watch your step, Ma." Freckles said as he entered the middle tunnel.
The Lunatics were almost out of the tunnel by now.
"Oh god..." Fluffy said.
Stella, Jeepermash, and Freckleslam were hunting them like dogs. They were even growling like dogs.
"What is this?" Zack asked as they came across a waterfall and log bridge.
"Keep going, guys!" Brad shouted.
"Oh, great..." Fluffy muttered.
"It looks like a boat mast!" Anonymous said.
The Anti Army were barely 10 feet behind them.
"Jerk alert!" Anonymous yelled
The Lunatics were holding onto a seaweed-like rope as they walked across the log.
"Whoa!" everyone yelled as the seaweed rope broke and lost their balance.
Stella was still growling as she walked.
"Somebody's coming!" Fluffy yelled.
Freckleslam and Jeepermash walked through the opening first, followed by Stella and the Anti Army.
"Ranger Yes, don't be a fool! Come on!" Brad said.
"I got a great idea, you guys! Slick shoes!" Ranger Yes said as he opened his coat and pressed a button.
"Slick shoes? Are you crazy?" the others asked.
Yes pulled a string and tar poured out the back of his shoes, making the log slippery.
"Yes, come on!" the others screamed.
Ranger Yes smiled. He knew this would slow down the Anti Army from reaching them.
"Ranger Yes, that's good enough! I can see their flashlight!" Zack yelled.
Yes finally made it across.
"Hi, fellas. Remember me?" Freckleslam asked. "You're wasting our time, we just want to get out of here!"
The Lunatics started to run up the rocks, away from the Anti Army.
"Stop, or I'm gonna shoot!" Jeepermash yelled.
He accidently shot the bullet above his head, which made a few rocks crumble down on him. He shot another at the toons.
"Holy Mackenzie!" Brad yelled as the bullet just missed his hand.
"You'll start a cave-in!" Freckleslam yelled.
"What the hell do you think that was?" Jeepermash asked.
The Anti Army was still behind them, trying to do different hacks to get across the river.
"Oh my god..." Fluffy said as she was climbing up into the next cave.
"Zack, hurry up with that flare! It's pitch black!" Blizzard yelled.
"Do you have a match?" Brad asked as he pulled out a candle.
"No..." Yes said.
"Light it on the lamp!" Zack suggested.
Jeepermash started to walk out on the log, because he didn't have a hack program.
"Hurry up..." Freckleslam said.
After a moment, Jeepermash slipped and did a flip because of the wet tar. He landed on his crotch.
"Sweetheart, are you okay?" Stella asked him.
"No..." Jeepermash said in a high pitched voice.
Everyone was looking around in the cave they were in.
"Wow... what is that?" Ranger Yes asked.
It was a Skeleton Piano. Everyone opened their eyes wide when they saw it.
"It's disgusting..." Fluffy said.
"Wow..." Zack said, amazed.
"Gnarly..." Anonymous said.
"That's atrocious, you guys!" Yes yelled.
Outside, Jeepermash was still sitting on the log.
"Help him, help him! Hurry up!" Stella screeched.
Freckleslam slipped behind Jeepermash, and fell on the log.
"Ow..." Stella mumbled to herself, imagining the pain.
The river under the log started to rise higher. The two brothers just sat there.
"What are you doing? Stop playing around! You're letting them get away! What's the matter with you two!" Stella screamed.
Back where they found the triple stones, Pawz and Enigma were talking.
"It looks like somebody else has been here..." Enigma said.
"Maybe it was the Anti Army?" Pawz asked.
"No... it looked like that Army was going after someone when I saw it... there must have been someone here before them..."
"Wait, Enigma! Come over here! I see a tunnel."
Enigma walked over and look down. She gasped.
"Wow, this just gets better and better!" Enigma laughed. "Lets go down, there's a rope."
Anonymous was reading a map in the Piano room.
"To move on, play the tune... as each note is said. If you make too many mistakes... ye will surely be..." Anonymous translated.
"Be what?" Fluffy asked.
"Muerto..." Anonymous said.
"Muerto?" Brad asked.
"Dead..." Anonymous mumbled.
"Oh god!" Fluffy cried as she moved her hand through her hair.
"We've gotta play the bones to get out of here..." Zack said.
"Exactly..." Brad said.
Ranger Yes came running in.
"Are they are there?" Zack asked.
"They are on the bridge, but the hackers are doing hacks to get over here!" Yes screamed.
"You guys... look! There are notes on the back of this map!" Brad said.
Everyone started talking and shoving around.
"Blizzard... you took piano lessons!" Fluffy said.
"I was only 4 years old..." Blizzard said as everyone helped her up to the piano stand.
"You want to live to be 17?" Anonymous asked.
"What are you doing?" Zack asked.
"Trying to find middle C... this is nothing like my mother's Steinway..." Blizzard said.
"Do something, hurry!" Yes yelled.
Everyone breathed heavily.
"Okay... the first cord... I think... is..." Blizzard said as she pressed down a key.
Chimes rang, and the exit opened a little bit. That meant she was right.
"Oh my god, It's working! It's working, you did it!" Zack said. "Way to go, Blizzard! Way to go!"
"It's all coming back to me now... Okay... A... C sharp, D..." Blizzard mumbled.
"Remember those lessons and play it right please!" Anonymous screamed.
Blizzard pressed a key. Smoke rose from the top of the piano. Part of the ground shook, and broke. Anonymous almost fell.
"Anonymous!" they all yelled as they saved him from falling.
Outside, Jeepermash's hand rose to grab a rock. Ranger Yes looked.
"They coming guys... they're down there... they're coming up! What should I do?" Yes screamed.
"All right!" Blizzard yelled.
Freckleslam and Jeepermash were both climbing up to the cave now.
"They coming! Guys, they look really pissed off!" Yes told them.
Blizzard hit another key on the Piano. Smoke rose from the top again, and another part of the ground broke. Zack almost fell.
"Zack!" Blizzard yelled as she pulled him up.
"What were you thinking?" Fluffy asked Blizzard.
"I hit the wrong note... I'm not Liberace, you know!" Blizzard yelled.
"Listen, you're doing fine... you're doing fine..." Zack breathed.
"Blizzard... You can do this... Loonies always make mistakes!" Brad said. "Just don't make anymore!"
"Where... Where was I... A flat..." Blizzard said.
"Play it!" Anonymous shouted.
Blizzard hit the key. The chimes rang, and the exit opened some more. Ranger Yes ran back to the entrance.
"Hey, you guys! They're gone, they're not here!" Yes said too early. They came right up in front of him. "Ahh!"
They held on to him, so they would fall. Ranger Yes opened his coat, and pressed a button. A red Fist came out and punched Freckles.
"Whoa!" Freckleslam yelled as he fell, along with Jeepermash.
Ranger Yes ran back to the others, and accidently leaned on a bunch of piano keys. Lots of smoke rose, and mostly all of the ground around them broke into pieces. They all had to stand on the ledge with the Piano.
"Ahh!" they all screamed.
Jeepermash finished climbing back up. He pulled out a knife.
"I can't tell... if it's an A sharp, or a B flat!" Blizzard said as she pointed at a music note.
"If you get the wrong note, we'll all 'B-Flat'." Brad laughed.
Freckleslam reached the cave as well by now. Blizzard press down on a key, and thank god, the chimes rang, and the exit opened.
"Oh my god!" Fluffy yelled happily.
"Go! Go! Go!" Anonymous yelled.
Freckleslam and Jeepermash tried running to them, but stumbled upon a cliff and slowed down.
"Grab hold of my hand!" Zack said to Blizzard.
"Give me the gun!" Jeepermash yelled.
"Here!" Stella screeched as she threw it to him.
The gun hit Jeepermash in his crotch, and then fell to hit the floor.
"Let's go!" Blizzard said as Zack pulled her toward the exit. "Zack wait!"
"What are you doing?" Zack asked as Blizzard went back to the piano.
"The map!" Blizzard yelled.
Then they finally got out the exit, with Jeepermash pointing the gun. He was too late.
"Damn it!" Freckleslam yelled.
It turned out that the exit was a waterslide. Zack was helping everyone go down.
"Go! Go! Go!" he yelled.
The waterslide tunnel had pine tree branches on the walls. The slide was fast, and they had some fun there.
"Ahh!" Brad yelled as he slid down.
Fluffy was freaking out. "Oh my god!" she screamed.
Blizzard was dancing while she was rolling down. "Whee!" she said.
"Whoa!" Zack said as he was being pushed down.
Brad lifted his hands up. "Ahh!"
Fluffy was crying because she was so scared.
"Shit!" Anonymous yelled.
They were all spinning around on the waterslide... Fluffy was mostly though. She couldn't even control herself.
"I can't see! I'm drowning! I can't breathe!" Fluffy screamed.
The waterslide was coming to an exit.
"Ahh!" Brad said as he fell into the water.
"Oh, shit!" Anonymous yelled.
"Geronimo!" Zack yelled.
They were all coming up to the water's surface and started taking deep breaths. They all turned around to find a huge pirate ship.
"Oh my god..." Anonymous said, astonished.
"Oh, wow!" Yes said.
They all started splashing and dancing in the water.
"Yeah! We made it!" they all shouted.
Enigma and Pawz were walking through the middle tunnel.
"I think someone has been here too! Look at all of these footprints!" Pawz said.
"I know... I think the Army has been here as well." Enigma guessed.
They came across the river.
"The log has tar all over it! Be careful big sister!" Pawz said.
"You too, stay behind me." Enigma said.
They crossed the bridge, and went up into the cave. It was the piano room.
"Whoa! Enigma, I think an Earthquake came by here! Look at the floor!" Pawz yelled.
"Be careful... if we fall, we're dead..." Enigma whispered. "The Anti Army must of passed here. Let's go around the ledge."
