A/N: HI PEEPS WHAT'S UP? YOU CAN'T ANSWER SO... yeh... last time we had completly abandoned the plot of oliver... or anything really. So now we return to the epic and eternal feud of Fagin vs. Alien.

*Meanwhile with Fagin and Nan-C, It is raining, they are batteling cause nan-c has tentacles and Fagin has a sword... also Jewel is there and she's throwing jewels at Nan-C*

Fagin: *does a perfect pirouette in mid air while fighting*

Jewel: WHY!

Fagin: SHOWMANSHIP MY LOVE! SHOWMAN SHIP!

Jewel: IT WAS SHOWMAN SHIP THAT GOT YO THAT SCAR! *points to a lightening shaped scar on his forehead*

Fagin: YEH BUT SINCE WHEN DOES LIGHTENING STRIKE THAT SAME GUY TWICE?!*random bolt of lightening comes down and strike him in the arm causing another lightening shaped scar* Well that showed me.

Jewel: Anyway... YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT US NAN-C

Nan-c: YES I WILL AND DO YA KNOW WHYYY?!

Gang: *burst in frog marching Oliver*

Charley: wow... what happened here.

Dodger: I should have known that something was wrong from the moment that I saw that dramatic rain cloud floating over the loft.

Fagin: yeh well we were in the middle of a dramtic fight scene, ANYWAY have I introduced you kids to my one true love Jewel

Charley: well... we saw here at night once but then she vanished.. and then you told ua about her, and th-

Dodger: Enough Charley. WE HAVE SAVED THE VEST BOY FROM THE EVIL CLUTCHES OF THE SUAVE MAN IN A FASHIONABLE CLOAT! *throws Oliver on the ground*

Oliver: ow.

Nan-c: ERM HELLO! BIG GREEN ALIEN!

Dodger: Well you think highly of your self don't ya, we've seen a lot weirder than you, like you people in weird cloths that appear out of nowhere

Authors: *appear* you called?

Dodger: NO!

Authors: *sad face* Oh... ok *walk off all sad and stuff*

Dodger: What is this- feeling- it's like I -I regret making people feel bad

Fagin: that son-er- boy is guilt

Dodger: guilt... I do not understand

Charley: HE HAS A HEART!

Dodger: WHAT! *fell his pulse* NUUUUUUU!

Nan-C: Erm I'm sorry to interrupt this totally out of of nowhere sub-ploy. BUT I'M A GIANT GREEN ALIEN AND YOY SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

Charley: OH YEH! WHY?!

Nan-C: *singing/talking kinda... look it up* Better wait a minute.

Ya better hold the phone.

Ya better mind your manners.

Better change your tone.

Don't you threaten me son.

You got a lot of gall.

We gonna do things my way.

Or we won't do things at all.

* singing* Ya don't know what you're messin' with.

You got no idea.

Ya don't know what you're lookin' at

When you're lookin' here.

Ya don't know what you're up against,

No, no way, no how.

You don't know what you're messin' with,

But I'm gonna tell you now!

Get this straight!

I'm just a mean green mother from outer space

and I'm bad.

I'm just a mean green mother from outer space

and it looks like you been had.

I'm just a mean green mother from outer space,

So get off my back, 'n get out my face,

'Cause I'm mean and green

And I am bad.

Wanna save your skin boy?

You wanna save your hide?

You wanna see tomorrow? (Ha-Ha!)

You better step aside.

Better take a tip boy.

Want some good advice?

Ya better take it easy,

'Cause you're walkin' on thin ice.

Ya don't know what you're dealin' with.

No, you never did.

Ya don't know what you're lookin' at,

But that's tough titty, kid!

The Lion don't sleep tonight,

And if you pull his tail, he roars.

Ya say, "That ain't fair?"

Ya say, "That ain't nice?"

Ya know what I say? "Up yours!"

Watch me now!

I'm just a mean green mother from outer space

And I'm bad.

I'm just a mean green mother, a real disgrace,

And you've got me violent and mad.

I'm just a mean green mother from outer space,

Gonna trash your ***! Gonna rock this place!

I'm mean and green,

And I am bad.

You know I don't come from no black lagoon.

I'm from past the stars and beyond the moon.

You can keep the thing,

Keep the it,

Keep the creature, they don't mean ****!

I got garden style, major moves.

I got the stuff, and I think that proves,

You better move it out! Nature calls!

You got the point? I'm gonna bust your balls!

Here it comes!

I'm just a mean green mother from outer space

And I'm bad.

I'm just a mean green mother from outer space

A real hard case. You can't beat this trouble, man.

I'm just a mean green mother from outer space

So just give it up. It's all over, ace.

I'm mean and green.

(Mean green mother from outer space.)

I'm mean and green.

(Mean green mother from outer space.)

I'm mean and green.

(Mean green mother from outer space.)

And I...am...bad!

All: ...

Charley: *grabs a sword and throws it at Nan-C, and injurs her... in some way*

Nan-C: HOW DEAR YE INJUR ME WHEN I AM SINGING! *vanishes in a bright light*

Dodger: is it over?

Fagin: No son- I mean boy Nan-C has merely retreated there will be more battles in our path... ANYWAY did you get the vest boy?

Charley: YUP it was my plan and I worked magnificently! Also I RULE!

Dodger: shut up charley. ANY WAY YEH! *point to oliver who is cowering in a corner rocking back and forth*

Oliver: *fast* there's no such thing as aliens. There's no such thins as aliens *repeated*

CHarley: *also rocking back and forth now* There's no such thing as carrots, there's no such thing as carrots. *repeat.. yeh he's messed up*

all: *stare at charley*

Batman: *swings in* By the way none of these characters belong to the authors. And nor do I.

Charley: who are you

Batman: *from being his cape* I'm Batman.

Fagin: why are you here

Batman: Because I'm batman *swings out*

all:...

Dodger:... Shut up charley

Charley: Wha-

A/N: Yeah, we only put Nan-C in so she could sing that song but hey, she's an interesting plot point, and she WILL BE BACK. In the words of some guy somewhere, sometime; Hasta la vista baby.