A/n: -grabs armour, shield, AND Legolas as a human shield- Um... don't hurt me?...You'll get your chapter! Sorry about the wait :/ I'm hardly on during the summer, and even that is usually to get answer PMs... But since school is right around the corner...why not update ;) It's probably not going to be my best writing, because I'm rushing it slightly, but I'll take my time on the next chapter, I promise.
Creeping silently through the halls, a Man and an Elf wore twin smiles on their faces, sharing small chuckles every now and again, just as children would who were doing something considered bad. A tanned hand reached down into the pocket of his jacket, to pull out a small key, unlocking a door that swung open slightly to reveal another Elf just awakening with his back toward the door. However, as the door opened, Legolas turned slightly to face them, flashing a brilliant, but small, smile toward them.
"Good morning." Getting up from the bed, Legolas approached Aragorn and Alridan, not expected what "present" was about to be gifted to him.
"Mornin'..." After studying for a short time, the childish grins on both his brothers' faces, a frown started to mark itself upon Legolas'.
"What is it?"
"Oh, nothing..." Alridan eventually had to press his lips into a tight line to avoid laughing, though he was able to answer with a half-straight face.
Eyes narrowed, darting between Aragorn and Alridan, Legolas finally replied, "I don't believe you,"
"You shouldn't," Aragorn spoke up, a grim mask on his face, though he struggled to keep from smiling, "You're going to hate what we brought you."
Raising an eyebrow, Legolas himself had to fight to keep the corners of his lips from twitching as he crossed his arms, "Oh?"
"Aye, but you will like what it brings you!" Giving in totally, Alridan collapsed to the ground in laughter, trying to imagine the look on his little brother's face.
Staring at Alridan, the words seemed to click in Legolas' head and he groaned, looking at the ceiling, "You didn't actually-..."
Grinning from ear-to-ear, Aragorn pulled a dress out from a satchel he had been carrying by hand, "Along with this, I have a cloak you can borrow,"
Staring at the dress, Legolas' face went from it's usual, pale, Elven complexion, to a greyness, "There is no way in Arda...Do you enjoy my humiliation, Estel?"
"Right now I do," Aragorn answered, right away.
A/n: In the next chapter, you'll get all of Legolas and Aragorn's night on the town ^^ I will leave it up to you guys to imagine what poor, poor Legolas' dress looks like, just don't picture it too fancy or too fluffy o.o xD
