Take and Humiliate

March 7th – Turtum, a Parachute Attack

The minion carefully glanced into the room where Sloth was before he entered. The minion was becoming more and more unsure of how Sloth would react to certain things. But then, hadn't Sloth always been flaking when it came to his mind on things. It was quite obvious that he was insane, the question though was, how insane was he?

The minion glanced in and saw on the screen a bunch of Turtum walling from the sky with parachutes attached to them to insure that they landed safely. Arrows were strapped to their backs in a way that the arrow point protruded over the edge of the shell. The reason for this, and why the Turtum falling was unknown.

However, this became evident why when the Turtum landed in, of all places, Meridel, but then it really was no surprise. The Turtum charged through the streets, chasing the citizens with the arrows attached to their backs. A few found weapon stashes and suddenly disappeared with the weapons.

The minion at first wondered where they disappeared to, when one appeared in the surveillance room with the weapons. A robot came in and grabbed the Turtum and weapons and them took off with it through the door. The minion was almost knocked over in the rush.

He noted that Sloth was tallying the weapons as they were brought in. His Meepit was snoring on his shoulder. The minion spoke up. "Why exactly are you stealing weapons? Shouldn't you destroy them, as those primitive things are of no use to your army?"

"Shush. I can use them." Sloth then slammed his foot. "Shoot. I lost count. Have those weapons returned to where they were and begin again. That is the seventh time today."

Sloth then sneered. "I got a score…"

The minion hurried off, carrying a Turtum and weapons to help get the restart done faster.


Author's note – I hate the new game, but admittedly, I am in some ways better at Bull's-eye II.