Fun with Mirrors

Chapter 7

Note: This contains spoilers, and if you haven't played the game, you won't know what I'm talking about.

"Guess what?" Ilia asked.

"What?" Link asked.

"I got a pet cat!" Ilia said, smiling.

"Yeah, cool and whatever," Link said, looking at the cat.

"Well, go on! Stroke it!" Ilia said.

Link stroked the cat.

"Hey, Link! Have you ever had a pet?" Ilia asked.

"No," Link answered.

"Then do you like animals?" Ilia asked.

"Um…" Link said, thinking.

Start Flashback

Link stabbed Armagomah's eye.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I rule the world!" Link screamed, at the top of his lungs.

Suddenly, a jaguar fell on him.

End Flashback

"Er… what type of animals?"

"Pets. Like fish, birds, and dogs!" Ilia said.

"Hm… let's see…" Link said, in deep thought, like usual.

Start Flashback

Link was at the fishing hole located at the upper Zora's river.

"Hi there!" he said to Hena, the owner of the place.

"Hi! Would you like to go fishing?" Hena asked.

"Hee hee hee!" Link said, rolling into the fish tank.

"Stop it! You're spooking the fish!" Hena argued.

"Hee hee hee!" Link laughed, rolling into Hena's pet bird, Purdy.

"Hey! You be nice to Purdy!" Hena shouted.

"Hee hee hee!" Link said, rolling into the fish tank again.

"Get a control of yourself, or I'll have to ask you to leave!" Hena warned.

"Hee hee hee!" Link laughed, rolling into Purdy again.

"That's it! You're being an absolute jerk! Get out!" Hena screamed.

End Flashback

"Um… I guess…" Link said, scratching his head.

"Okay! I'll leave you with my cat," Ilia said, walking away.

Link stared at the cat.

The cat stared back at Link.

"Hey!" Malo said, walking along.

Link stared at the cat.

"Link?" Malo asked, waving his hand in front of Link's eyes.

"What?" Link asked, still staring at the cat.

"I'm writing a book!" Malo said.

"About what?" Link asked.

"Your adventures! It's made all out of flashbacks!" Malo said.

"Can't you see how terrible a story made all up of flashbacks is?" Link asked.

"Er… no…." Malo said.

"Oh," Link said, thinking.

"And I'm going to interview you!" Mao announced.

"Hold on! That means that your story is a biography! And that means that this isn't a story! And that means joo are bad at vocabulary!!!" Link said, shocked.

"That doesn't make sense," Malo said. (The fact that Malo was writing a story based on a true story, and also Link sucks, meaning Link sucks.)

"Oh," said Link.

Leik, end of teh chapter.