EPISODE 7 AND SOME MORE KITTIES!
Thank you very much Alwayz Creative 247 for your Jayfeather dare!
(The room is empty and dark. Tigerstar is sitting in a chair tapping his foot impatiently. Redfang and the rest pad in and flip on the lights. Right away Tigerstar stands up and screams at Redfang)
Tigerstar: WHY DID YOU DARE ME TO EAT CHILI?
Jayfeather: (poofs up) Hi Mr. Tigey.
Tigerstar: (nukes Jayfeather)
Jayfeather: Ouch.
Redfang: Shadus Krifetalon dared you to. Why? What was wrong with the chili?
Tigerstar: It…it… (bursts into tears)
Jayfeather: (pats Tigerstar) There, there.
Tigerstar: DON'T TOUCH ME YOU JAY FEATHER!
Jayfeather: Sheesh.
Shinyheart: THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! (runs)
A note: I give all credit to brackenfurlover for the above line. It (and the following lines) are from the story "What Happens When Firestar Quits". I love that story. Plus I needed something weird for Shinyheart to do.
Redfang: Okay. Could you two—
Shinyheart: AAAA!
Redfang: —go over—
Shinyheart: THE!
Redfang: —there and—
Shinyheart: TERRIBLE!
Redfang: —be quiet until—
Shinyheart: APOCALYPSE!
Redfang: —we can—
Shinyheart: IS!
Redfang: —attend to you?
Shinyheart: COMING! (runs again)
Tigerstar: Okay. Come on Jayfeather!
Jayfeather: (whines) But you hate me!
Tigerstar: If you come on I won't hate you until we get there.
Jayfeather: (not seeing how stupid that deal is) Okay! (pads happily after Tigerstar)
Shinyheart: AAA THE EVER SO TERRIBLE APOCALYPSE IS COMING! IT WANTS REVENGE ON MEEE! HELP ME! (runs in random circles) AAAAA!
Redfang: (poofs her into a clear soundproof box) Okay NOW we can get started. We have two hosts and a co-host. I know that I said we are not accepting anymore hosts but I changed my mind. These are the last two hosts to be submitted, then you should focus on co-hosts and kits. First is a co-host named Shimmerpaw submitted by Shimmertail! Shinyheart is her trainer!
(applause. A silver she-cat with black paws and deep blue eyes poofs up)
Shimmerpaw: Are any of you idiots?
(everyone falls silent except for Patchclaw and Smokesplash)
Smokesplash: Uh-oh.
Patchclaw: RUUUN! (starts running)
Shimmerpaw: (picks up machine gun and chases them)
Willowheart: Stop! Leave Mike alone! (chases Shimmerpaw)
Redfang: Oh-kay. Next is a host submitted by Squirrelyluv! She is named Honeyleaf!
(applause. A light gold she-cat poofs up)
Honeyleaf: Hiiii I'm Honeyleaf! I like chocolate!
Shimmerpaw: (stops chasing the toms and dashes up beside Honeyleaf) I like chocolate too! (pulls out chocolate bar)
Honeyleaf: Can I have some? PLEASE?
Shimmerpaw: (eats the whole thing)
Honeyleaf: NOOO! (picks up the machine gun and starts chasing Shimmerpaw with it)
(suddenly a black furred-tom with light blue paws, light blue tail tip, and light blue eyes poofs up)
?: Did I miss anything?
Willowheart: Oh, Nightfrost! Redfang forgot about you! (whispers) I didn't!
Redfang: This host was submitted by Shadus Krifetalon. Man, does Shadus like this show! Shadus, feel free to submit a commercial to advertise a story or anything random. Any of you out there who continue to submit things and review may have a good chance of creating a commercial! If not then you can create a commercial anyway and if Mothstar likes it then it may appear!
(suddenly an ear-piercing scream and the sound of shattering glass has everyone covering their ears)
Shinyheart: I'M FREE! I'M FREEEE…THE APOCALYPSE! THE HORRIBLENESS! THE HORROR! AAAAAAAH! (sucks paw)
Cinderpelt: (poofs up) Shinyheart, Redfang, I have discovered that doing something weird will cure KKD. Something weird could be getting hyper on Reese's or even drinking soda before work.
Shinyheart: MOUNTAIN DEW! IT WILL BE THE DOOM OF US ALL! IT WILL BRING ABOUT THE APOCAYLPSE! TERROR! BE TERRIFIED! PEPSI! DIET COKE! SPRITE!
Cinderpelt: I stand corrected. (poofs away)
Tigerstar: (comes back over with Jayfeather and starts tinkering with the console)
Redfang: What are you doing?
Jayfeather: I'm gonna look into his memories to see why he's so upset about the chili! (that's why I needed a Jayfeather dare)
Redfang: So we can just see his memory on the screen? Great!
Tigerstar: You're so nice, Jay-jay! You're doing it for free!
Jayfeather: (darkly) No I'm not. You promised me a lifetime supply of sticks, remember?
Tigerstar: Okay, Jayfeather! Hit it!
(everyone crowds around the screen except for the nerve-fried Shinyheart)
*Tigerstar is padding through the Dark Forest*
*toot*
Darkstripe: Ewww who farted?
*toot*
Mapleshade: Somebody has gas today.
*toot*
Hawkfrost: Maybe it's you, Darkstripe.
Darkstripe: No, man! Sniff my butt—it doesn't smell!
Hawkfrost: Okay. (sniffs Darkstripe's butt) Nope! You do not have gas, Darkstripe.
*toot*
Tigerstar: (tries acting all mean) Ewww, who has gas?
Brokenstar: I think it's you, Tigerstar.
Tigerstar: W-what? *toots*
Brokenstar: See?
*toot*
Darkstripe: Hey, Brokenstar's right! The mighty Tigerstar has gas!
*toot*
Thistleclaw: Bwahahahahahahaha that is so darn funny!
*toot toot*
Shredtail: Hehehe Tigerstar's a train!
Tigerstar: Hey…please! I was dared! I was dared!
*really big and loud fart*
Jayfeather: That's it. Poor Tigerstar.
Redfang: We'll leave you alone for a few episodes.
Tigerstar: (poofs away)
Jayfeather: So what dare do I have to do?
Silverstreak: Alwayz Creative 247 dares you to spend the whole episode with Breezepelt. Mothstar has added that Breezepelt is hyped up on jelly beans! (poofs up Breezepelt)
Breezepelt: THE HORRIBLE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR!
Shinyheart: I TRIED TO TELL THEM! THEY WON'T LISTEN! RUN FOR YOU LIFE! (Breeze and Shiny start running insanely)
Jayfeather: (sweat drop)
Redfang: Well, we'll just sit here and watch.
Breezepelt: JELLY BEANS! JELLY BEANS!
Shinyheart: NO! SODA! SODA! SOOOO-DAAAA!
Breezepelt: JELLY BEANS!
Shinyheart: SODA!
Breezepelt: JELLY BEANS!
Shinyheart: SO-DAAAAA!
Breezepelt: NO, YOU SHINY HEART! JELLY BEANS!
Shinyheart: ARE YOU SURE, YOU BREEZY PELT?
Breezepelt: YES!
Shinyheart: (cracks knuckles) I CAN CHANGE THAT! (starts beating up Breezepelt)
Patchclaw, Nightfrost, and Smokesplash: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Redfang: (rolls eyes)
Jayfeather: (very quietly) I saw on TV that both jelly beans and soda are bad for you.
Breezepelt and Shinyheart: (turn to Jayfeather)
Jayfeather: (gulps)
Patchclaw: Fight!
(boxing bell rings. Shiny and Breeze start punching Jay)
Nightfrost: K.O.! (Jay faints)
Honeyleaf: Thanks for watching this episode! Make sure you watch out for hyper Shinyhearts and Breezepelts! Please submit kits and co-hosts!
Sorry that this episode was shorter. I really wanted to finish it, and it only took like 20 minutes.
