The mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Whether it be by your own doing or others.


Timmy thanked the high heavens when the lunch-bell rang. Crocker spent the whole class-time spazzing out and ranting on and on about fairies and how he`ll be supreme ruler one day and he would destroy us all. Timmy wondered why he didn`t just rip out Crocker`s throat. Timmy shuffled his way to the cafeteria, ignoring the other students who ignored him. Timmy was getting very angry.

When Timmy reached the cafeteria he grimaced at the place. The food looked like a lion took a dump in some toxic waste and someone decided to chop some chicken into it and serve it to kids. When the lunch-lady dumped the gulag onto his plate, Timmy had to further hold back his urge to kill. Next came the hard part, finding a place to eat. The tables looked full of kids that had established friendships and didn`t want anyone to anyone new talking to them.

"Hey, why don`t you sit with us?" A friendly voice said.

Timmy turned to see four kids sitting at a table. One of them was blonde with green eyes and braces. He had dirty skin and a fouls smelling jacket, but he looked very friendly. Sitting next to him was an African-American boy, he was bald with blue eyes, he was clad in white pants and a clean blue sweater-vest. Across from them sat a middle-eastern kid with broad glasses and another Caucasian child with glasses and a large boil.

Timmy rolled his eyes and sat next to the blonde kid.

"Hey man, my name`s Chester." He said. "Baldy here is Aj, the screeching kid is Sanjay and boil-boy is Elmer."

The other kids lightly jabbed their friend in the shoulder while Timmy rolled his eyes. He took a deep breath and then put on his friendliest smile.

"My name is Timmy, I`m new here." He said.

"Timmy...that sounds familiar." Aj said. "Are you from Dimmsdale?"

"I`m Canadian." Timmy said nonchalantly.

"Oh." Aj said.

"Well...do you like the crimson chin?" Chester asked.

"What?" Timmy asked.

"Dude! He`s only the greatest super-hero ever!"

Chester picked up his back-pack and took out several comic-books. Timmy looked at the covers, on them was an over-muscled, really tall, huge chinned man in tight crimson spandex. He was fighting weird guys in various metallic armors.

"These look...boring." Timmy said.

Chester winced and Aj scratched his head. Sanjay and Elmer nervously sipped their milk.

"Well um...I guess comics aren`t for everyone." Chester chuckled.

Timmy smiled, on the inside however he was boiling with rage. Timmy needed to get back to Crocker`s room and retrieve his father`s gauntlets.

"Well I`m not eating this slop, so let's go outside." Aj said, pushing his tray aside.

"Oh come on, this isn`t so bad." Chester said. "I`ll eat it if you don`t want it."

Aj shrugged and passed the gulag to Chester who wolfed it down. Timmy smiled and poured his own slop onto Chester`s plate, he sucked it up as well. The five boys stood up and walked onto the play-ground. The sun hit Timmy's skin, causing him to wince and wish for the darkness of Anti-Fairy world.

"Come on Timmy, lets play some tether-ball." Aj said.

Timmy walked up to a pole with a yellow ball hanging from a rope.

"Come on, I`ll show you how to play." Aj said.

Aj and Chester stood across from each other. Aj slammed the ball to Chester, Chester slapped it back, it went that way until the ball was tied around the pole.

"Simple really." Aj said.

Timmy shrugged and took a stance, Chester hit the ball over to him, Timmy knocked it back. This continued until the ball had wrapped itself completely around the pole.

"This is boring, you guys are boring." Timmy said.

He was about to leave until he felt someone grabbed his shoulder. Chester swung him around and clasped his shoulder.

"Look man, I don`t know how things are done in Canada, but here we feel grateful when people talk to us."

Timmy glared at him and tried to shove Chester back. When he touched Chester however, he felt his body go numb. Timmy`s eyes twitched and visions of himself playing with Chester in a sand-box flashed in his head. Something was happening to Chester to, he let go of Timmy and grabbed the sides of his head, grunting in pain. Chester fell back and Sanjay and Elmer caught him. Aj went over to check on Timmy.

"Are you okay?" Aj asked.

Aj stood behind Timmy, keeping him on balance. Timmy touched Aj`s shoulder and began screeching in pain. Visions of him and Aj playing video-games and watching TV played agonizingly in his eyes. Aj clutched the left-side of his face and fell to his knee. Sanjay rushed over to Aj while Timmy snarled in pain. Several kids came over to check on them, Timmy pushed them out-of-the-way and rushed into the school building.

Timmy stumbled through the hall until he came across a water fountain. Timmy turned it on and began pourfusly splashing water across his face. When Timmy calmed down he slumped onto the floor and panted.

"Damn, what was that, did I...did I know those humans?" Timmy asked himself.

The visions, while painful, were nice. Timmy was happy and seemed to be enjoying himself. He was also wearing a pink hat. Timmy didn`t know why, but the pink hat felt so symbolic to him. His thoughts were interrupted when he saw the door to Crocker`s classroom.

"The gauntlets!" Timmy said.

Timmy darted into the classroom and began looking under Crocker`s desk. Timmy reached his hands around, but found nothing. Not even the wand he let stick earlier.

"What the hell?" Timmy said.

"Looking for these?" An over-confident evil voice said.

Timmy turned to see Crocker holding the anti-fairy wand and the gauntlets in his arms. They were crimson and black with bat-wings hanging off the elbows.

"Ah, Anti-Fairy magic." Crocker said. "The perfect tool for I...Mr. Crocker! Too use in my goal of destroying Fairy-World and ruling humanity. I must thank you child, for giving me your wand."

Timmy swallowed hard, then patted his chest. He smiled sweetly and stepped out from under the desk.

"Mr. Crocker." He said with the utmost respect and kindness. "Brilliant, yes you are a genius. You and my Poppa have the same goal in mind, join me, and I promise you my father will give you a spot in our new world order."

Crocker laughed and slapped his knee.

"Ah, yeah...the problem is I don`t give a crap about sharing the world with Anti-Fairies." Crocker said. "I want to be supreme ruler of all! That means your species as well. Besides, ever since I saw your stupid face, I`ve had the strangest urge to kill you. I need to satisfy it."

Crocker smiled maliciously and put the gauntlets on. Sending Timmy into a rage.

"You dumb ape!" Timmy said. "If you use those you`ll die."

"Yes, after prolonged usage I`ll die, however since this is the first try I should be fine."

Crocker instantly doubled over in pain. Long blue streaks came out of the gauntlets burning onto his face. Crocker stood up and roared like a monster, his eyes turning red and burning. His shoulders and chest bulking up. Crocker levitated into the air and laughed like a psychopath.

"And now Mr. Timmy whatever your last name is...you die!" Crocker said.

A black and red ball of energy formed in his left palm. Timmy cursed and rolled out of the ball`s path. Timmy stood and ran as Crocker continued to fire at him. Crocker let loose with a barrage of energy blasts, narrowly missing Timmy each time. Timmy ducked into one of the lockers at the end of the hall.

"Come out, come out, come out!" Crocker yelled.

Crocker began blasting the lockers with red and black lightning. Laughing with destructive glee.

"Come on child, its only a little death." Crocker said. "Besides your stupid little ass will probably amount to nothing. So I`m doing you a favor."

Timmy panicked in the locker rocking back and forth trying to figure out a plan. But he had nothing. Crocker was closing in and Timmy had nothing to counter him. Finally Crocker reached the locker, he ripped the door off and pulled Timmy out. Crocker tossed him to the floor and laughed.

"And now Timmy, you will experience a whole new level of pain. Now it is time...TO DIE!"

Crocker yelped in pain as we was blasted into the lockers. Crocker turned to see a small blue creature, dressed in a smoking jacket smiling at him.

"Well, what do we have here?" Anti-Cosmo asked. "I believe those are my gauntlets and my son."

Crocker dropped Timmy and opened fire on Anti-Cosmo. Anti-Cosmo took out his wand and opened a blue portal, absorbing the energy blasts. Crocker growled and shot at Anti-Cosmo with some energy spheres. He poofed up a brick wall, deflecting the blasts and returned fire with some green lightning. Crocker found himself sailing into a wall. Crocker`s head was aching as he tried to stand up. Anti-Cosmo slammed his foot into the maniacs throat.

"I`ll be taking these." He said, poofing the gauntlets off. "And now, you punishment...as the king of Anti-Fairy world I decree...pain."

Anti-Cosmo waved his wand and snapped Crocker`s neck. Though alive he was still in a world of pain. Anti-Cosmo floated over to his son and poofed them back to his castle. When they returned Timmy fell to his knees and began to beg for forgiveness.

"Poppa I...I`m sorry, I behaved weakly and brought shame to the family I...I..."

Tears began to well up in his eyes, Anti-Cosmo pressed his palm against Timmy`s head. Patting it reassuringly.

"My dear son, you`ve done just fine. Now, go to bed, you`ve got a full day tomorrow."