Total Drama Tournament
Chapter 7
Total Blaineley Tournament: Guess He Doesn't Noah-It-All
Disclaimer: Total Drama isn't mine.
A/N: Hey guys! I'm sorry… I was extremely busy this week and was unable to write the chapter. So the next chapter will be on Sunday. Anyway, hope you enjoy the chapter! Remember to vote on the poll!
Rules
I randomly pick 2 contestants and put them against each other where you, the audience will decide which one stays and which one doesn't. The voting will be in my poll on my profile page and if you are a guest please put it in a review! If there are an odd number of contestants left, for example: The contestants, Dawn, Noah, Izzy, Heather, and Duncan remain. One round will be between Dawn and Heather while the other round will be between Noah, Izzy, and Duncan. In the case of a tie, a randomizer will be spun, sending one of the contestants home randomly.
"Last time on Total Blaineley Tournament, I returned in a fabulous fashion and overthrew Chris as host and sent him down the Flush of Shame, along with Chef. Also, apparently before my return, in a match between Staci and Dawn, it was obviously Dawn who won and Staci who also took the Flush of Shame. Now today, new contestants will be picked and either Tyler or Noah will join the eliminated. Also where are Gwen and Dakota? Find out right now on Total Blaineley Tournament!" Blaineley grinned.
"But it's Total Drama Tournament!" Sierra protested once again.
"SHUT UP!" Blaineley snarled.
*cue theme song*
"Now before I got interrupted by a certain purple-haired stalker, I was going to announce who lost. So who will it be? Will it be Noah, the Know-It-All Bookworm who was extremely lazy in TDI and was voted off for not participating in the challenge and was eliminated by Alejandro in TDWT after denunciating him? Or will it be Tyler, the Sports Failure who was eliminated in TDI by the Phobia Factor challenge for having a fear of chickens and also eliminated in TDWT after failing in the Ex-Files challenge and getting shoved out of the plane by Courtney? Now if you receive the new safety treat, the O'Halloran Brand Blaineley Head Marshmallow, you're safe. If you don't you're done. Now, with a vote of 5 to 3, the male contestant getting off my show is…" Blaineley announced, suspenseful.
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(Noah looks bored and Tyler looks victorious)
"Noah! Your time is up! Now get the (censored) off my show!" Blaineley finished.
"YES! Round 2, come to daddy!" Tyler cheered as he leapt onto Lindsay and they began making out.
"Whatever. I'm happy I'm off this death trap of a show." Noah deadpanned.
"Goodbye Little Buddy!" Owen waved.
Noah strolled down the Dock of Shame and paused expectantly at the Jumbo Jet door.
"See you Ow-EEEEEENNNNNNNN!" Noah shouted in terror as Blaineley shoved him out the plane door.
"What, you think I am going to let you guys talk and steal my screen time? Please, as if." Blaineley nonchalantly asked as she filed her nails.
Noah plummeted into the Hurl of Shame and groaned as the pain hit him. He glared up the cliff in Blaineley's general direction and frowned. The Hurl flung him quickly into the Flush and before he knew it, he was zooming down the toilet's pipes. He soared out of the end and face planted into the mucky sewer floor. The eliminated contestants, Chris, and Chef stared at him.
"This is where we end up? What happened to the Playa?" Noah inquired.
"Budget cuts. I need my money for my pure gold hot tub, designer clothes, and most importantly hair gel!" Chris explained as if it were obvious.
Jo growled and kicked him in the groin. Noah sighed and plopped himself down into the sewer.
Up on the cliff a couple of interns were dragging out a clothed object. Blaineley snickered evilly as the interns dropped like flies in exhaustion.
"Um. What exactly is that? I don't like the look on your face." Cameron queried nervously.
Blaineley smiled and grabbed the cloth covering the object and whipped it off. The object was round and had long golden pillars arcing down. 2 semicircles stuck out of the sides with long red hoop like rings attached to them. It also had a triangular white opening with a single line dividing the triangle into an upper and lower area. Another triangle stuck out of the object and was located in the middle region of it. Finally, 2 white ovalish objects were spread evenly across the top of the object. Within these ovals were blueish circles, glowing with energy.
"Say hello to the Total Blaineley Randomizer!" Blaineley announced proudly.
"I'm so confused, what is it?" Lindsay asked in confusion.
"UGH! It's my face, Lindsidiot!" Blaineley roared.
Many contestants finally made the connection and a collective "Oh." was heard.
"But how does it randomize us?" Zoey asked curiously.
"Thanks for asking!" Blaineley responded in glee.
With that Blaineley's head replica's mouth opened and a tongue extended out. Small hooks slithered out of it and they each fished a competitor still in Round 1 towards the head, where they were promptly swallowed.
"What the?!" Ezekiel gasped.
The machine seemed to vibrate and it began spinning around wildly. You could hear the contestant's screams as it shook. Finally the face opened its mouth once again and 2 competitors were flung out. They were…
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Katie and Mike!
"Ow, my head." Katie moaned in pain.
"I see stars." Mike commented woozily.
"Katie and Mike! You are now the two new nominees for elimination! Now make your confessionals and stop stealing my screen time!" Blaineley ordered.
Confessional
Katie: *looks sad* This is like totally unfair! They wouldn't let Sadie in here! But anyway, I need to stay on this show, I've only ever competed once! You can't separate Sadie and I! *tears up* We're BFFFFLs!
Mike: Well the new randomizer is really painful. Hopefully I can stay on over Katie and stay with Zoey! Please keep me!
Sadie: This is like so unfair! They didn't let me into Katie's confessional! We're BFFFFLs!
Zoey: Well I knew it was only a matter of time before Mike was picked, hopefully he'll stay! Sorry Katie, I'll miss you!
"Well who will leave next time? Katie, the Skinnier Wonder Twin? Or Mike, the Multiple Personality? You decide!" Blaineley promoted, "See you next time on Total Blaineley Tourname-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" A scream pierced through the air and Blaineley fell silent.
Gwen soared through the air smacked right into the peanut gallery and landed on Courtney. She did not look pleasant. Her hair was tangled, with branches and leaves weaved into it and her clothes were ripped and soaked with mud.
"Get off me!" Courtney screamed, muffled.
Gwen groaned and crawled off of Courtney before collapsing again, this time onto Duncan.
"What happened to you?" Duncan asked in concern.
"Dakotazoid was not happy." Gwen coughed out.
As the interns tended to Gwen, Blaineley scoffed and turned towards the camera.
"Well, after that interruption, make sure to vote for who goes home, Mike or Katie. See you next time on Total Blaineley Tourname-"
A roar interrupted Blaineley once more and she looked enraged. Loud booms echoed throughout the night and a clawed hand clasped onto the top of the cliff. Dakotazoid climbed up slowly and growled as she stared at Gwen. Dakotazoid opened her mouth but Blaineley cut her off.
"SHUT UP! THIS IS MY SHOW! STOP INTERRUPTING ME!" She snarled as she angrily pelted Dakotazoid with rocks.
Dakotazoid's eyes twitched and with one fluid motion, smacked Blaineley off the cliff and into the Flush of Shame.
"(censored) YOU DAKOT-AHHHHHHHH!" Blaineley screeched as she was flushed once more.
Dakotazoid roared and bared her claws at the contestants, who all screamed and ran for their lives. She notices the camera and swipes it up before crushing it.
Blaineley face planted into the mucky sewer floor and moaned in pain. Chris, Chef, and the eliminated contestants stared at her.
"So, karma came and bit you in the butt, huh?" Chris smirked cruelly.
"Look whose back. Oh, it's Mildred!" Jo jeered.
"You know this just means we have to deal with her." Noah explained, bored.
"But isn't being eliminated shameful enough? Now we have to deal with her too!" Sam complained.
"Yah, my great great great great great great-"Staci began.
"SHUT UP!" Everyone else roared.
"Wait, Blaineley, if you're down here, who's going to host the show?" Beth questioned.
"How should I know, you little (censored)" Blaineley snarled.
"If there's no host, the show will be canceled." Chef grunted.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Chris shouted.
The screen fades to black.
A/N: Hey! So I hope you enjoyed the chapter and as an apology for being late, I'm starting to write side chapters where no one is eliminated but you will see what's happening between actual episodes. The first will be tomorrow so make sure to read it. Also vote for who's leaving on Sunday, Mike or Katie?
Characters Up For Elimination
Katie
Mike
Characters in Round 1
Duncan
Lindsay
Leshawna
DJ
Eva
Justin
Owen
Harold
Trent
Geoff
Heather
Cody
Izzy
Bridgette
Courtney
Katie
Sadie
Alejandro
Sierra
Anne Maria
Mike
Zoey
Lightning
B
Brick
Scott
Characters in Round 2
1. Cameron
2. Dakota
3. Gwen
4. Ezekiel
5. Dawn
6. Tyler
Characters Eliminated
1. Jo
2. Blaineley
3. Sam
4. Beth
5. Staci
6. Noah
Remember to vote on my poll! Read and Review! See you tomorrow and on Sunday!
