Gundam Tales Chapter 7:
G.T. Boot Camp Part 1
Enter Reno and Kali
Reno: waves Welcome back! As you can see by the title, this is
definitely gonna be an interesting episode!
Kali: Yeah. We just got sent to fanfic bootcamp...
Reno: Hehe! Just because of those wonderful court, dating game, etc.
chapters.
Kali: sighs and crosses arms Yeah, it really sucks...
Reno: snickers Don't worry Kali! We'll have fun!
Kali: rolls eyes Yeah right... Well, lets get this over with...
Reno: cheers
Fade to black
2 weeks earlier. Gang appears in court
Judge: I sentence you all to 3 weeks community service for faking court.
Reno: sarcastically Well we're faking court right now.
Judge: throws book at Reno That's 6 weeks of boot camp!
scene fades back to opening
All: glare at Reno
Reno: sweatdrops And that's how we got here. Now to start the fun!
scene fades to black
Open on scene. All G.T. cast are on a bus labeled Boot Camp for Crazy
Fanfic Writers.
Kali: sitting next to Heero by the window Reno, why did this have to
happen to us!?
Heero: glares at Reno
Reno: hides Im sorry! I don't mean for my mind to be crazy! pouts
Besides, Kali came up with the Court and Dating Game episodes!
Kali: sighs Yeah, yeah...
Lou: rolls eyes
Wufei: growls What I don't get is why we all have to go instead of just
Reno and Kali. They are the authors after all.
All: nod and hear various yeahs, etc.
Reno: shrugs Cuz it wouldn't be G.T. without you guys!
All: shrugs, nods, various trues, yeahs, etc.
Drill Sergeant: No laughing, maggots!
G.T. Cast: WTF? puts you in mind of a room full of black people and a
white person says, "Whats up my nigger?"
D.S: My name is Zechs, and... is interrupted by Reno
Reno: Did you say you wanna have sex?
Zechs: 50 push ups now!
Reno: is seen in a chair with potato chips a remote passing gas
Lou: Noble Gases...
Kali: Huh?
Reno: The 18th family on the periodic table.
Kali: Duh! pales NO MORE CHEMISTRY!!!!!! screams
Reno: sighs I just meant a fat person in a lazyboy after thanksgiving
watching football is like the noble gases, very inactive.
Kali: stops screaming and sweat drops Oh brother...
Lou: nods sagely Very true, very true...
Zechs: stands and yells Shut up! You are now all under my severe train-
stops suddenly as a remote flys by his head, hitting the driver, knocking
him out, but not before him hitting the breaks, causing Zechs to fly
Reno: looks sheepishly Oops...
scene fades to camp, where Zechs is in a bed, bandaged like a mummy
Zechs: They're gonna pay... Im going to kill them.
Reno: is seen outside doing the 50,000 pushups and 50 miles he got for
the sex comment, the noble gases, the remote chips, the wreck and hitting a
superior officer.
Kali: Look at the idiot.
Heero: looks at the idiot
Reno: is eating chips in front of "sex"
Zechs: Maggot, 3 days in the brig.
Reno: is not seen for a while
Lou: Just think Kali, no fan fic writing or reading.
Kali: NOOOO!!!!!! grins suddenly I got a laptop!
Zechs: takes it away No you don't.
Duo: Man Reno, there are some hot chicks... Reno? Reno? Where are you?
Trowa: The brig.
Duo: Ah!
Rei: Trowa, will you come give me my nude oil massage?
Duo: What!?
Trowa: smirks smugly at Duo Coming.
Rei: Duo, I need you to give me a bath later.
Duo: grins All right.
Kali: pouts But I like my laptop...
Zechs: glares You are not allowed to write at all! That's the point of
boot camp!
Reno and Kali: gasp
Kali: turns chibi and cries
Heero: picks her up and carries her to their cabin
Zechs: Now wait one damn minute! marches up to them and Kali unchibifies
What makes you think you're rooming in guy/girl rooms?
Kali: Huh?
Lou: You're not serious...
scene fades and reopens on mess hall, where Lou and other guys sit with
the girls complaining.
Lou: I cant believe we have to room all guys to one bunk and all the girls
to another!
Wufei: next to Dani It's an injustice!
Kali: looks thoughtful Reno...
Reno: is devouring the icky unidentifiable meat on his tray
Kali: growls and kicks him under the table
Reno: jumps OUCH! looks around suspiciously and covers his food with
his body, mumbling No one can have it...
Kali: rolls eyes Reno!
Reno: jumps and laughs a lil Uh... yeah?
Kali: You do realize that this is kinda strange.
Reno: What?
Kali: We are here at boot camp, not allowed to write... and yet here we are,
writing this chapter!
Reno: gasps and holds his head
Heero: leans over to Kali and whispers I think he tried to think too
hard...
Lou: laughs
Reno: I met a friend. Her name is Theresa. I dub her Ti-sa. She got boot
camp for talking to me and for her Kurama/Hiei skits in her fics, and we
had a hot steamy affair.
Ti-sa: whacks Reno We did not, pervert!
Reno: crying chibi face I thought what we had was special.
Ti-sa: Huh? You need help you baka, and how do you eat that stuff?!
Kali: Amen sista!
Zechs: appears Tomorrow camp starts. Get some sleep. mumbles
something
Reno: Did Sex say I look like a cheese burger or he needs a rise?
Late that night in the woods
G.T. Cast: dressed in tribal clothing
Kali: I hereby declare this meeting open. all back in bunk suddenly
Reno: Hi my name is Reno.
All: Hi Reno.
Reno: And I am a pervert that's hungry.
All: We know.
Lou: Hi my name is Lou.
All: Hi Lou.
Lou: Same as Reno.
All: We know.
Duo: Hi my name is Duo.
All: Hi Duo.
Duo: I pimp cacti.
All: We kno- WTF!
Kali: rolls eyes Welcome to the first meeting of Boot Camp going Fanfic
Writers.
Wufei: rolls eyes Must I repeat myself...
All: Shut up!
Duo: looks at Reno Man, whats wrong with you?
Reno: is pale
Kali : screams after looking in a case labeled "Real Emergency" It's
gone!!!!!
Duo: Whats gone?
Reno: Lipton Lemon Ice Tea!
Zechs: burst in Work now! wicked gleam in eyes
Reno: lightening and frightening music But we didn't sleep!
Zechs: So?
Meg: gasps You cant do that!
Zechs: I can do whatever I want! grins wickedly as lightening flashes
behind him You're in my hands now!
All: gasp
TBC
Kali: jumps for joy
Reno: Yippie! Our very first cliffhanger!
Readers: evil scowl
Kali and Reno: sweat drop Easy people...
Bob: Oh my! It looks li-
Kali and Reno: Shut up!
George: -like its getting violent down there!
Kali: APPLE CIDER!!!
Reno: FROZEN FOOD AISLE!! winks Kali aint so special now!
Kali: hits Reno Shut up!
Reno: is passed out on the floor
Kali: Bye guys! waves
scene fades to black