Month 2

23rd of June, 2011

Dear Diary,

I rose quite early this morning, even before Sebastian.

Be this as it is, I really don't feel like beginning my work at this time. I'd rather swallow a fish.

So, being bored and too lazy to make myself breakfast, I see it fit to find something to occupy myself with.

Jazz kept me company for a while, but I've grown tired of sitting in the dark doing nothing at all.

...

Maybe I'll just go around and poke my sleeping servants until one of them freaks out.

That sounds like something interesting to do, does it not?

I'll update this entry in about thirty minutes with information on how it went.

~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~after the poking~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~

!

lol

lmfao

rotfl

rotflshtidmt

And so on and so forth...

I like this game.

I wonder what I should call it.

I'll think of a name later.

Anyway, here's what happened while poking my sleeping servants:

POKING FINNIAN:

(Finnian sleeps on his face, flat out on his stomach.)

Me - *pokes Finny in the middle of the back*

Finny - *nothing happens*

Me – *pokes Finny in the back of the neck*

Finny - *mumbles something indecipherable and flips onto his back*

Me - *pokes Finny in the stomach*

Finny – TO NARNIAAAA! *waves arms*

POKING BALDROY:

(Baldroy sleeps on his right side and snores like a hippopotamus)

Me - *pokes Baldo in the foot*

Baldo - *kicks the bedpost, wakes up, and begins rapid-fire cursing*

Me - *high tails it the $#!^ out of there*

(I didn't poke Mey Rin. She is female, and it would be improper to enter a room when she is asleep)

Last but not least, my favorite bit of sleeping servant poking…

POKING SEBASTIAN:

(Sebastian sleeps on his back, with his arms stretched out to either side, as if waiting for a hug)

Me - … *stares*

Sebastian - *zzzZZZzzz*

Me - ….

Sebastian - *ZZZzzzZZZ*

Me - …. *pokes nose*

Sebastian - *nose twitches* *zzzZZZzzz*

Me - *sticks finger in his ear*

Sebastian - *mumbles*

Me - ….… SEBASTIAN! GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP! WHY ISN'T IT ALREADY UP AND IN THE KITCHEN, MAKIN' ME A SAMMICH?

Sebastian – AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *kicks over a lamp, then realizes that I'm what woke him up* T-t-terribly sorry, Y-young Master! I-I'll get right on that! *to the kitchen, away!*

XD Oh, I simply love this new game. I must play it more often.

With a sammich,

Ciel (it's roast beef and cheese :D)

Author's Note:

Ohaithurr :3

Any ideas as to what Ciel's servant poking game should be called?

I got nothin'

Oh God, I love my in-and-out-of-character Ciel ^_^

Sorry to those who prefer the in-character Ciel to my OOC one T.T

Please don't hate me for f*cking up his personality for my own amusement.

Kthanxbai!