A/N: so... Here's a bonus chapter guys. I'm currently working on the sequel of my Nalu story, but I felt like I needed to take a break and just relax a little writing some of my favorite things: man talks. Thanks so much for all the positive reviews.
Three men had just finished cleaning the guild. It was now past twelve and someone arrived to tell them to go home.
"Salamander, Iceboy, Laxus... Master Makarov says you get your asses out of here right now."
"Hold up, Gajeel. Loose yourself a little, we'll get out of here eventually. The old man can feel safe about the guild's well-being, damn hard did we clean it up. And just look at this two fuckers right here: they've got the biggest hangover right now. They got their heads and stomachs hurting so badly that I had to threath them with striking them."
Gajeel looked at them. Natsu and Gray were laying on the ground, eyes closed, and limbs sprawled freely. They were several feet apart, of course, as to reaffirm that the earlier "situation" was just the random result of a confusing series of events.
"Who knows what else they got hurtin'..." Gajeel smirked, and his remark made Laxus bark a laugh (much to the other two guy's dismay).
"Shuddup! We tryin' to sleep here..."
"Yeah, turn the lights off!"
"So you can get all lovey-dovey? No, better not risk it."
"IT WAS NOT LIKE THAT!" Both guys chorused in frustration.
"Here," said Laxus, with a mug of beer in each hand, "drink this. Best way to cope with hangover is rehydrating" he then gave each guy one of the drinks.
"You sure 'bout this? This is booze!" Gray said, opening his eyes.
"The fact that you two don't know the proper way to drink alcohol is none of my business. Mind yourselves, I'm being extremely nice, so I would advice you two to just grab the damn beer right fucking now." Natsu and Gray both shivered and pushed down the booze through their throats "Damn right, you'll feel better."
"Yo, Laxus, what's up with you, man? This is not like you at all" Natsu looked at him with beer running down his chin.
"Dunno... Just felt bad for you being in such a pathetic condition."
"Yeah, whatever. Salamander is at peace, Iceboy is clothed, Laxus is nice and I'm a motherfukin' unicorn, am I right?" Gajeel said, looking rather bored "Next thing you know, that pervert there dumps this asshole right here and goes lookin' for Juvia."
"Hey, hey, calm your horses! First of all, I'm not with Flamebrain. Second, what's Juvia got to do with anything?"
"You must be the second biggest dumbass I've ever met. The girl just run out of the guild screaming about Natsu being his new love rival and you don't take a hint?" Laxus looked exasperated. He had filled two more mugs, giving one to Gajeel and keeping one to himself.
"Yeah, Gray, you're such a dumbass!" said Natsu.
"You're the first one" said Laxus coldly.
"Damn right he is!" shouted Gajeel, brofisting Laxus.
"Shuddup, Gajeel! What about you and Levy, huh?" asked Natsu.
"What 'bout Shrimp?"
"You like her."
"Yeah so? What's the big deal?"
"Well...You haven't told her."
"I did. We're already together."
"You are?! Just how outdated am I?" Natsu said (miraculously aware that he lost the argument).
"Yeah... It's been a while actually. Some of us can actually do something about the girl we like."
"What the fuck does that mean?"
"Seriously, Flamebrain? Even I know about it!"
"Shut the fuck up, Gray! You're just as thick as he is. See what I mean? You two would be the dumbest couple, but at least you could share your idiocy and live happily ever after..."
"IT ISN'T LIKE THAT!" they shouted in unison once more.
"Well, if it isn't like that then tell me: when the fuck do you plan to make your move on Bunnygirl and Juvia?"
"W-what are you talkin' 'bout?" Gray stuttered, blushing "I mean it isn't like that either..."
"Yeah, right!" Natsu barked, laughing "That's not what you said last night."
"What about you? Luce, Luce, Luce... You wouldn't shut up about her!" Gray made Natsu shut up.
"But really, if you think Juvia's reaction was gold, Lucy's was priceless" Laxus told Natsu.
"What reaction?" The pink-haired dragonslayer asked.
"Let's just say you've got quite some explaining to do."
"Yeah, Bunnygirl got really traumatized from all this."
"She went home carrying Happy, barely talking to anyone" added Laxus.
"Shit."
"Yeah... I bet she's quite confused right now."
"But what a weirdo! Who overreacts so much about this stuff?" Natsu asked aloud.
"Your girlfriend does" replied Gray, matter-of-factly.
"Shuddup, Gray! And she's not my girlfriend, she's a comrade. Just go kiss with Juvia, maybe that way you'll care less about other people's business!"
"Maybe I will!" Gray replied, heating up for a fight.
It was then that a noise was heard and water started falling from the ceiling. The four mage looked up, only to see a very melted blue-haired girl with a wonderstruck look in her face.
"JUVIA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"GRAY-SAMA, JUVIA IS SORRY! NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIED, JUVIA COULDN'T LEAVE GRAY-SAMA ALONE WITH HER LOVE RIVAL, SO JUVIA MADE SURE NATSU-SAN WOULD NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM AGAIN!"
"I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN' LOVE RIVAL AND I DIDN'T RAPE GRAY!"
"THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT LUCY-SAN SAID!"
"I'M OUT OF HERE!" shouted Gray, taking his clothes off and walking out the Guild's exit.
"BUT GRAY-SAMA, WHAT ABOUT KISSING JUVIA?" the girl stormed after him.
"I'm done, I'm going at Lucy's. She might have something for the headache." Natsu then walked out, rather slow.
It was then Gajeel and Laxus were left alone. They then sat on one of the tables and filled a second mug of beer.
"So... Levy."
"Yeah... Shrimp's pretty something."
"Uhmm... No reason in particular but... Would you choose Cana or Mirajane?"
"Just go with Freed."
