AN: This is going to be interesting… A chapter with actual continuity. Not only that, but three scenes! Is it because I just forgot to post them after I wrote them?
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No.
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Enjoy.
Scene 1
Robin: NOAH!
Me: Hey Robin, what is up?
Robin: You had us complain about our game last time right?
Me: Yes.
Robin: Well how about something that I really liked?
Me: Shoot.
Robin: How I could make my harem.
Me: … Run that past me again?
Robin: All the ladies want a piece of the Robin-Meister!
Me: Do… You have proof of this?
Robin: Who do all the ladies wanna support with? That's right! The Robin-Meister!
Me: Sweet Naga, Robin is turning into a third person speaker like Gregor and Vaike.
Robin: The Robin-Meister knows all the best strategies to get into the ladies panties! The Robin- Meister is the love god! The Robin-Meister...
Me: I should be disgusted, but I really can't take this seriously.
Robin: ...and then when the Robin-Meister has the ladies on his bed he-
Me: WOAH! I am going to stop you there! We are really trying to stick to the T rating here.
Robin: Then, when the Robin-Meister finds all of his harem pregnant, he takes all of the girls and he…
Me: Now you are going a bit too far.
Robin: ...and he takes off their clothes…
Me: Seriously! Stop it!
Robin: ...And then The Robin-Meister is the father of the whole entire world!
Me: *Slap*
Robin: What happened?
Me: Oh, nothing much. You just went on a rant on how the entire world was your harem.
Robin:...
Me:...
Robin: You are such a trickster Noah!
Me: Just wait until you see what you said on the internet.
SCENE 2
Narrator: Hello and welcome back, to this weeks edition of torturing Shepherds with music.
Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Narrator: Let's check out our first victim.
Severa
Me: Hello Severa!
Severa: Why did you tie me up and put me in here? GAWDS!
Me: Because I am going to introduce you to a new song!
Severa: I HATE music.
Me:...
Severa:...
Me:...
Severa: AlthoughIsupposefolkmusicisokay.
Me: You like folk music?
Severa: NO!
Me:...
Severa: …
Me: You love everything.
Severa: W-what gave you that impression?
Me: Why don't we start you off with a song?
Severa: ...fine.
Me: This song is by Three days grace.
Severa: That is a stupid name.
Me: Wait for it.
Severa: …
Me: 3...2...1
Severa: Although I suppose it is kinda catchy.
Me: That is what I thought. Here it is.
Song: I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!
Severa: ?
Song: WHY DO I LOVE YOU?
Severa: This song is stupid.
Me: Good-bye.
Severa: Although I suppose the rhythm is… Hey! Where are you going? GET BACK HERE!
Henry
Me: Look, I get that you helped me last time.
Henry: YUP! I gave you a HAND! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: But you did not have to volunteer for the victim this time. Why?
Henry: BeCAWS I think this may be the best way to achieve my dream of a bloody and painless death!
Me: …
Henry: Ooh...blood.
Me: Right. Anyway, this song is by Puddle of Mudd.
Henry: Do you mean puddle of blood?
Me: …
Henry: I like that name better.
Me: You would. Anyway, here is the song.
Song: MAYBE I'M THE ONE. MAYBE I'M THE ONE. WHO IS A SCHIZOPHRENIC PSYCHO.
Henry: Oooh. Catchy.
Me: Give it a couple hours.
Emmeryn
Me: Hello Emm!
Emm: ...hi.
Me: Look, I know you lost your memories in a horrific accident, but that is why we are here. To help regain those memories.
Emm:...Ok.
Me: First, this song is called Chop Suey, by System of a Down.
Emm:...Why are we... Doing a song?
Me: *evil grin* It should help.
Emm: ...Ok.
Me: Putting in the song.
Song: I DON'T THINK YOU TRUST. IN. MY. SELF-RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE!
Me: Feel anything?
Song: I. CRY. WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIE!
Emm: ...IT IS VERY LOUD!
Me: Give it a couple hours.
Narrator: It has been a couple hours. Let us check up on our victims!
Severa
(Song and Severa in unison.)
Song: I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!
Severa: I HATE EVERYTHING BOUT THIS SONG!
Song: WHY DO I LOVE YOU?
Severa: WHY DO I LOVE IT?
Me: Looks like insanity is coming along nicely.
Henry
Song: YOU'RE THE ONE! YOU'RE THE ONE! WHO IS A SCHIZOPHRENIC PSYCO!
Henry: Nyahahahaha! This song is funny! I may DIE of laughter!
Me: There is not much we can do to make him more insane.
Emmeryn
Emm:...Why would this help me to remember anything?
Song: SELF-RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE!
Emm: ...Why does that seem familiar?
Song: I. CRY. WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIE!
Emm: Ow! ...Really loud.
Me: She is be doing alright. I'll check on her in another three hours.
Narrator: After five hours, the newly tortured souls emerge.
Severa
Severa: *singing to a flower* I hate everything about you.
me: Um, Severa?
Severa: Why do I love you?
Me: Nothing new here.
Severa: *To me.* I hate everything about you!
Me: What! Ow!
Severa: Why do I still love you?
*kiss. Sorry, more like face rape.*
Severa: *runs off to find more things to Tsundere.*
Me: I hope Liv did not see that. That would be hard to explain.
Liv: Oh I saw.
Me: Shit.
Henry
Henry: Heyo!
Me: *sigh* I suppose you can't make the insane any more insane.
Henry: Of CORPSE! Now, if you excuse me, I have to find a puddle of Mud that can play that song.
Me: I am not sure if that is how it works.
Henry: Of CORPSE it is. It is in their blood. Ooh metaphorical blood.
Emmeryn
Emm: I remember! Guys! I remember!
Everyone: Yay!
Me: I knew I could do it!
Group of risen: Blaarg!
Me: Shit! We are under attack!
Emm: Don't Worry! I will save us all by sacrificing myself!
Me: ...I am starting to see a trend.
Scene 3
Announcer: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AWAKENING! MORGAN! VERSUS! CHROM! BEGIN!
Chrom: I am the epitome of awesome.
All the girls want to do me.
They all hop into my bed.
From Thoaria to Lamby.
But you know, the one thing I have not yet seen,
Is anyone falling for you, if you know what I mean.
You call me grandpa? Oooh. That kinda stings.
But I have come back from even worse things.
You wanna rap against me? You're just a little fool,
Cuz you know Your pop-pop is gonna kick it old school.
Morgan: I pledge allegiance to the cape!
Constantly fluttering from your nape!
This is not a battle, this is a rhyme rape!
Soon Frederick is gonna be a pullin' up the white tape.
Tiki was not right in the way she named ya.
She called you Anri when she shoulda called you Oprah.
The king and the Conqueror who tried to kill ya.
YOU'RE A SHEPHERD! YOU'RE A SHEPHERD! Oh yeah.
Chrom: For this bout let me give you a little tip.
When you hop back in time and take a little trip,
Be sure to keep your memories firmly in grip.
So when your past memories come out with a flip,
You better believe it, so pick up your bottom lip.
Watch out! You are going to become a rerun of your father!
Your original personality is slipping farther and farther-
Away. wait was that really your goal?
To become a total daddy's girl with everything you stole?
No matter how much you improve, the first will be the greatest.
And all of those copycats will end up being lamest.
Morgan: You are right Gramps, I try to eclipse my dad
Become a better strategist and friend, make him a fad.
But there is one place he can never touch me in!
I drop iller rhymes faster than you can handle im'.
Oh! At least my dad's footsteps were worth following,
Your Dad was a genocidal freak, the crazy king.
Oh, and Mr. Exalt, you want to know the funny thing?
I'm not the one going round having sex with my siblings.
Announcer: WHO ONE? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AWAKENING!
AN: Seriously, you decide who is up next. A big shout out to JediNoah25 for giving me the concept of this battle. Anyway, Chapter 42 is still being written, but I think it may be slightly longer than the chapters I do, so excuse Thoaria. So, as always, follow, review, and vote! I will see you guys next time.
