Ok! So, a new update already, eh? Amazing, right? I'm not usually this good. Buut... I felt bad. Since I ended up missing a week. And so, here's my apology chapter! ... Actually, that was Saturday.. This is the chapter that ought to have been up this week :D Anyway, it's a total and utter filler, and no, I'm not gonna detail the shopping trip that happens, ok? Remember, I'm currently going for plot, not PWP! :D Also.. This is unbeta'd too, 'cause I'ma lazy ass :3 Yay!
Ok, I'll admit, this is a bit of a filler, and for that, I'm sorry. Buut... I figured it'd be nice to throw this all in, so yeah. Also, I own Kingdom Hearts II, and went to see HP7 on Saturday, so all is good :D Also, did you know my older sister's friend sat on her copy of KH years ago? That's bloody awful! *sighs* Anyway. Yeah. Here's your filler chapter, and a quick Q&A from me.
I've been asked a few times if I'm British. The answer; yeah, I'm pretty bloody british :D With bangers and mash, and cups of tea. Actually, I don't like tea. I'm more of a.. hot chocolate person. And yeah, I do mean that I'm 100% from the British Isles. 75% English and 25% Scottish. In case anyone was interested. And no, I don't have that ridiculous accent that 'British' people do. You know, with the whole TALLY HO, OLD CHAP! thing. Yeah, no. I was once asked if I'm American, if that helps :)
Um.. Oh yeah. Why are they nicknamed Matty and Mels? Explained during this chapter, my dears :D *nodnod*
So, that ought to wrap it up. I don't get many questions XD
Disclaimer - *checks* .. nope, I still don't own Death Note..
Warnings - Meh, swearing 'n' shit like that :D
Enjoy~!
A week. I managed to crash and burn my way through a whole fucking week. Unbelievable. Unbe-fucking-lievable. I mean, sure, I only found out that it was Mello's birthday last weekend, and I had until Sunday to get him a present. And, ok, yeah, today's Friday. Friday evening, to be more exact, and I'm just sitting on my ass playing Kingdom Hearts numero dos for the umpteenth time, and wondering why the hell Roxas has to be replaced by the brunette airhead.
And yes, of fucking course I'm wondering what the hell to get Mello for his birthday. I mean, why else would I keep dying and having to repeat parts of the game I'd usually be able to do in my sleep? Fucking hell. Sighing loudly, I chuck the controller down onto the couch beside me. What, you thought I'd actually throw it across the room? You're fucking mental.
I heave yet another sigh – and hear Mello sigh as well from the kitchen... guess he's getting bored of me sighing – and collapse backwards, allowing the couch to pretty much eat me up while I think. And this is probably the hardest I've ever thought in my whole life... I feel a migraine coming on. Or at the very least, a bit of a twinge-y headache.
So, the one thing that would be obvious would be to get him some special chocolate. However, I found out that he actually has special chocolate already; it's hidden in a little box at the bottom of the fridge. I found it by accident a few days ago while I was on a junk food binge to make up for my lack of awesome present ideas.
Idea two was to get him a new leather jacket to replace his current one, which is getting a little worn and torn in places. Sadly, that involves more money than I currently have, and while yeah, I could hack some money into my account and then go and get him the one I saw in the shop yesterday... Well, corny as it sounds, I want to get him something with my own money.
And no, I refuse to even consider birthday sex. Because first off, it's just something we do, so I don't see how exactly I could tie ribbons on it and pretend it's special. Plus, it's ridiculously cliché. I mean, seriously. So yeah, not even gonna consider it.
I'm actually starting to get stupidly panicky and desperate. So much so that I'm considering asking Mello for L's address and heading over to ask B what the hell I should do. Why? Because he's my age, with a Mello-age lover. So he's probably my best bet, since there really isn't anyone else I could question about it.
But then I might have to explain to Mello why I want to go over there, and I wouldn't want him to be upset that I hadn't gotten him anything yet. Because-
"Mattaayyy!" I wince at the badly butchered version of my name, before looking up to find Mello and B right up in my face. I swear they're ninjas. Plus, talk of the devil and all that shit. Sighing, I raise an eyebrow at them.
"Why do you even call me that?"
There's a long pause, while the two consider it, before B shrugs, looking bored, and plops onto the floor, unscrewing the lid of a pot of jam and dipping two fingers into it, happily licking the disgustingly sweet crap off them. Shuddering a little at his eating habits, I turn to Mello, who also shrugs.
"I dunno. It's just a pet name, isn't it? Y'know, like how you call me Mels. It's just cute, like you are." I frown; my macho side doesn't like to be called cute. That said, my macho side is about the size of a pea, and is instantly crushed by the big, retarded, happy side that starts squealing like a little kid in Disney Land. I refuse to call that my gay side, because that's kinda mean. Anyway, I've had it since I was tiny, so it's normal for me. No judgementalness, kay?
Mello chuckles at my expression – which is probably kinda constipated, since I'm thinking again – before clapping me on the shoulder and turning to leave. "Well, you boys have fun~!"
I instantly snap back to attention, looking slightly panicky as Mello saunters out of the room with a quick, wave over his shoulder. And he doesn't even look back. Now, it's not that I think B's gonna kill me... But his red eyes are creepy as hell. Especially when he lunges onto the sofa, jam still clutched between sticky fingers and grins at me so widely I swear his face is about to split in two.
"So. You haven't got a birthday present for Mello yet, have you?" Yeah, jaw-drop moment, right? I don't even get a chance to answer before I'm being tugged from the sofa towards the front door, B yelling something about how Mello shouldn't wait up, before we're out of the apartment and in the elevator. I was half expecting to get raped, just for good measure. I mean, I had pretty much just been abducted, after all.
Luckily, I don't get raped, but B still has a weird look on his face as he pulls me towards a car in the parking lot. Once we're out of the lift, obviously. I almost had a heart attack, before I realised L was sitting in the driver's seat. I mean, B's two years away from being allowed a license. I'd really rather just throw myself into oncoming traffic than getting in a car with him by the wheel. He's just sort of... scary that way.
And so, the journey to hell knows where begins. I'm actually sort of happy I've got my mobile on me, 'cause that means I can call Mello if anything gets too out of hand. Sigh. I'm sort of wondering what shops are gonna be open at half five anyway... As far as I know, most of them close at around five.
We eventually stop when we get to one of the slightly less cheerful parts of town, and I vaguely wonder what in the fuck we're doing there. Until I notice the name of a shop, and the way B's smirking at me. Again.
Oh, I am so not gonna be coerced into having kinky birthday sex.
Sadly, the other two demons in the car seem to disagree, grabbing hold of my arms and tugging me in the direction of the brightly lit store. It's the sort of place I'd really rather never be. Ever. So yeah, I'm scared shitless. Because... Well, my councillor is one of the people dragging me. Aren't they meant to like... help mentally scarred kids? Not fucking mentally scar them themselves!
I do my best to put up a struggle, but naturally, they win. After all, there are two of them. And I'm just plain pathetic.
Fuck my life.
So, filler enough for ya? :D Well, I'll get my ass in gear and get the next chapter up ON TIME next weekend, instead of having an uncharacteristically long wait. Sigh. Anyway!
It's Begging For Reviews time! :D I know I've got fuck loads, buut... I'd really like to try and hit 100 before chapter 10. Too much to ask? I don't think so, since you guys are just awesome in fifty different ways :D Tell me what you think! D'you reckon there's gonna be kinky birthday sex, or do I have something up my sleeve? That said, my sleeve ain't so much there right now; I'm wearing a T-shirt XD But yeah, do you like it, what would you like to see, are there any characters you'd like to see in here? I'm fascinated to hear from you guys, so seriously! Reviews are the Mello to my Matt :D
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