Chapter 7, Kidnapped
"Wake up!" shouted Spike as he slammed a book on Sin's head, Sin woke up and screamed in pain while clutching his head. A tear fell from his eye "Why did you do that you stupid baby dragon..." he sobbed, Spike dropped the book and kicked it away. "Oh I don't know, it's probably because I want to inform you that...TWILIGHT IS KIDNAPPED!" shouted Spike, the pain in Sin's head seem to disappear as he heard those words. Immediately he burst out the door calling her name "Twilight!" he shouted.
Spike ran to the doorway "Wait! Where are you going? I haven't even said anything about where the kidnappers are or where she was last seen", Sin stopped with his face red with embarrassment. "Oh...yeah...do you know where Zecora's place is at?" he asked, Spike nodded "Yeah, why?". "It's the last place she mentioned to me...wait a minute, how did you know she's kidnapped? Did the kidnappers leave a note or something?".
Spike smiled nervously "Umm...no, it's just that she haven't came back so I assumed-ow!" he shouted as Sin threw a flower pot at him, Sin walked past him back to Twilight's house. Spike called out for him "Wait! Don't you want to know where she is?", "She's at Zecora's place you stupid dragon!" Sin shouted rudely at Spike. Spike frown and crossed his arms "Fine! Sorry that your girlfriend isn't kidnapped so you can save her like some cool hero or Mario...". Sin stopped dead in his tracks, his face went tomato red "Wh-wh-what do you mean girlfriend? She's just a friend, who's a girl who I happened to care strongly for her...".
Spike look at him, Sin stopped again "What I mean to say is...she's a girl...who's a friend...who I owe my life to...wait let me try that again-". "Aw...isn't that nice?" said the voice behind him, Sin turn and face a yellow pegasi with long pink hair. He recognized the pony "Fluttershy?", Fluttershy nodded and smiled "It's great that there's someone who's taking an interest to Twilight, she's a really good friend of mine". Spike chuckled as Sin frown as his face reddens "I do not like her!", Spike laughed harder "Really? What about those lame flirts you usually accidently say to her?".
"I'm not-lame flirts? Ouch...wait I thought you're afraid of me Fluttershy?" he said, Fluttershy giggled "Rainbow Dash already told us that you're okay, although it will take Rarity some time to think about it...". Sin smiled "Oh thank goodness, well since I'm up I guess I should see what's taking Twilight so long. Mind showing me the way Shy?". Fluttershy smiled and nodded "Sure, follow me", Sin and Fluttershy went off leaving Spike behind to clean up the flower pot.
Sin and Fluttershy walked toward the woods, he looked around seeing nobody else living here "Are you sure Zecora live here?" he asked. Fluttershy nodded "What you think I'm leading into a trap?", Sin shook his head. "No it's just that-whoa!" Sin yelped as he stepped in a pile of leaves then fell through the covered hole with the net covering him, he nearly fell to the ground until the ropes of the net connected to the walls inside the hole held him up. He looked up hearing laughter and called out "Fluttershy!".
"Sorry handsome, but I'm afraid Fluttershy isn't present" said a feminine voice, Sin looked watched as somebody wearing Fluttershy's appearance glow then changed into a beautiful unicorn. She looked down at him and smiled "Like a moth to a flame, hey guys I got him!".
"Great job LockHeart" boomed the voice, LockHeart's horn glow then fire a ray to carry Sin up from the hole. Sin growled at her then heard Twilight's voice, he looked and see her tied to a zebra colored pony. Next to her is a big buff earth pony with a huge hammer on his back, he smiled at him "The name's Edge, I see you met LockHeart. Quite a convincing performance right? Just like how the boss planned...". Sin looked at Twilight and growled at Edge "Let her go!"
"Sorry if we do that she'll tell the others and we'll have quite a mess on our hooves" said another voice, a grey pony emerged from the shadows. He wears a straw hat that covers one of his eyes and a piece of wheat hanging from his mouth. Sin stared at him "What are you people?", Edge walked toward him "Mind your manners! You are in the presence of the legendary bounty hunter, GoldHeart!". Sin stared at GoldHeart "Let me guess, LockHeart is your sibling?".
"Correct..." said GoldHeart, Twilight looked at Sin with a worried expression. Sin looked back at her "If you hurt her...", GoldHeart held up his hoof "Don't worry, we don't kill for business. We'll just bring you to the King while keeping her hostage". "What King?" asked Sin, GoldHeart sighed "I see, you can't remember everything do you? Well I'm afraid I can't explain everything to you, Edge carry him to the wagon out there and cover it with hay and a blanket".
Edge nodded as he grabbed the net Sin is covered in and dragged him to the wagon just outside the woods, Sin looked and found three wagons all filled with hay. GoldHeart looked at him "These wagons will hide you and the other girls, all three of us will pull each of them in different directions so just in case if somebody finds it strange that all three of us are going together". GoldHeart gestured Sin to the wagon but he didn't move, Sin spoke to him "You're a honorable aren't you?".
GoldHeart raised an eyebrow "What makes you say that?", "You don't kill for money, if you were greedy you'll do it in a heartbeat with hesitation but something tells me that you're not that kind of person. If so, please let me talk to Twilight". GoldHeart looked at him for a while "Why should I?", Sin stood silent then answered "Because the King sent a group of guards to kill me, if you bring me to him there's a good chance I'll die".
Twilight felt tears streaming down her face, GoldHeart hesitated then looked at Twilight "Fine" he said as he grab out a dagger and cut the net. Sin bowed his head and walked toward Twilight, he smiled at her "I'm so sorry that I got you into this mess, had I known this would happened I would've told you leave me to rot in the woods-". "NO! I would never listen to you if you had said that, it's okay me and Zecora are safe. I just hope for you too...". Twilight looked down, Sin smiled at her "Hey don't look sad, if I'm about to die the last thing I want to see is you crying. Why don't you show me a smile before I go?".
Twilight looked up and smiled through her tears "Sin...", GoldHeart whistled at Sin. Sin turn and walked away to the wagon, GoldHeart cuffed him as Sin watched the others prepare their wagons. "Why would a person like you become a bounty hunter if you don't believe in killing?" Sin asked. "Because" said GoldHeart, "You're not the only one who cares for someone...". Sin looked at him then hoped on the wagon and allowed GoldHeart cover him in hay.
Twilight watched GoldHeart cover the wagon with the blanket, she turn to Zecora "Please Zecora! Do you know anyway we can help?". Zecora nodded "Better not cause a commotion, leave a letter for others to know". Twilight nodded then tried to cast a spell while the others are busy, a paper appeared with words formed on it. "This enchanted letter can only stay for one day, hopefully somebody will find it in time" thought Twilight as LockHeart called for her.
Meanwhile
"Hit me again, and this time leave the milk carton" said Spike to the pony pouring him a glass of milk, he gulped up the milk in seconds and sighed "Man what a bad day this turns out to be, first Twilight's boyfriend hit me with a flower pot just because I may have over exaggerated about the kidnapping thing. Second, I'm left to clean up the mess and third...well I got nothing but I'm still in a bad mood!". Spike refilled his cup then stopped when he heard a familiar shy voice "Hi Spike...".
He turn and waved at Fluttershy "Oh hey you're back! Where's Twilight and Sin?" he asked, Fluttershy shivered at Sin's name then looked at him in confusion "What do you mean? I was at home taking care of the animals". Spike scratched his head "What? But you and him looked for Twilight...wait a minute, now that I think of it Fluttershy seemed a little more open up to him-wait another minute!...This milk is EXPIRED!"
"Oops" said the waitress, "Sorry I'll get you another carton free of charge!". Spike held up his hand "No...this isn't about the milk, my friends are in trouble and I need to save them! Fluttershy get everybody together and meet me in Zecora's place!" he said as he ran outside. Fluttershy and the waitress waited inside the house hearing Spike moaning in pain by the expired milk, "How much did he drink?" asked Fluttershy.
To be continued...
That's it for now! Now it's time for a break from all the drama in this short funny parody of the song, Like a Boss.
Dawn: We'll stop the King, by your guidance Sin people will know of this battle for eons!
Sin: So that makes me the boss?
Dawn: Yes, people will want to know about you. So please tell me Sin what is it like to be the boss?
Sin: Well the first thing I do is...
Sin: Raise an army! (Like a boss!)
In one day! (Like a boss!)
Defy the gods! (Like a boss!)
Get amnesia! (Like a boss!)
Get rescued! (Like a boss!)
Flirt with Twilight! (Like a boss!)
Fight the gods! (Like a boss!)
Jump out the window! (Like a ninja!)
Throw a flower pot!
Spike: Like a boss!
Sin: Eat an apple! (Like a boss!)
Read a book! (Like a boss!)
Be a badass! (Like a boss!)
Get ambushed! (Like a boss!)
By some guards! (Like a boss!)
Get really mad! (Like a boss!)
Stab your brother! (Like a boss!)
Watch a dream! (Like a boss!)
Of my childhood! (Like a boss!)
Walk in the woods (Like a boss!)
Get kidnapped! (Like a boss!)
Make a deal! (Like a boss!)
With the-
Dawn: Ah! No spoilers!
Sin: Oops sorry!
Disclaimer: I don't own MLP or the song.
