A/N: Hii new readers! I'm glad I got so many of you last chapter. It makes me happy! Thanks to it's called a brain. get one, purpleflower17, kiyokoseddie, seddieSUPERFAN101, Kaitley, Dwyn Arthur, Chad's Shortstack, geekquality, and HugsandBugsSmileyface for reviewing! You guys are awesome, you made my day!
Dwyn Arthur: Thank you so much for your lengthy review, I really enjoyed reading it. I'm really sick of the stories where Sam gets pregnant, I think all fun in the story goes out the window and it becomes less about Sam and Freddie's relationship and more about them raising a kid. So that's a good point for sure. I honestly forgot about the fact that they would have to address it on iCarly, but I'm definitely going to make sure that becomes part of the story. It's a really good idea!
HugsandBugsSmileyface: I thought about it at the beginning of the story, maybe at the end Sam would be like "I'm pregnant." But I decided that was kind of dumb since they just graduated high school and they have plenty of time to do stuff like that. Maybe I'll write a sequel or something if this gets a lot of reviews? Haha
Geekquality: wahh I'm lame! Wikipedia was wrong then! Hahah thanks for telling me
Also, I have an idea for the Carly subplot that might be fun, I'm considering adding it in. Let me know if you guys want me to!
Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly. BUT THAT WOULD BE SO SICK BRO.
Chapter 7:
*Sam POV*
As soon as we got back to Carly's apartment, I threw myself on the couch and refused to move. "Sam!" Carly whined, shaking my legs. This was her 3rd attempt at moving me in the past hour, but I wasn't planning on getting up. "Carlotta. Like I told you before, I'm not moving from this spot until I've been given some ham." Carly rolled her eyes. "Sam. Like IVE told you before we don't HAVE ANY HAM! Spencer went to the store to get some!" I rolled over so that I was lying on my stomach. "Oh good news! I'll move after he comes home." Carly sighed and walked over to the computer.
"Holy crap. Sam come see this." "Haha. Nice try Shay." I said, my voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm not moving." "No I'm serious!" She shrieked. "I need to call Freddie!" I sat up slowly and turned my head from side to side cracking my neck. "Hey Freddie? It's Carly. You're gonna need to get over here as soon as possible. We have a major issue on our hands." 3 seconds later Fredward ran through the door to the computer. "What is it?" He looked panicked. "Look!" Carly pointed to the screen in front of her. I eventually decided to get up and walk over to see what all the hype was about.
"Oh. My. God" Freddork and I both gasped, practically in sync. Our mouths dropped open.
"Yeah!" Carly jumped out of her chair and threw her arms in the air. "25,000 emails, all from iCarly fans, ALL about the Seddie wedding. What are you two planning on doing about this!" I shrugged, honestly not having any ideas. I didn't think about the fans reaction before this moment. I hope they weren't mad at me. "Umm… well I guess the best choice would to be for Sam and I to post a video on the website explaining what happened." Freddie looked at us, unsure of his answer. I rolled my eyes, annoyed."Well that is the obvious option but we can't just be like 'hey iCarly fans guess what! We got drunk, had sex and then got married!" "Wai- You-Wha- YOU GUYS HAD SEX!" Carly looked back and forth from Freddie to I, her mouth about to drop to the floor. "How drunk WERE you!" I waved her off. "It doesn't matter, he used a condom… I think. I can't remember. But you're missing the point. We can't tell our viewers that, some of them are like, 10 years old! We have to come up with a plausible story."
"Wow. Samantha Puckett. That's a mighty big word for someone like you." I shoved a fist in the dork's face. "Well you must have some mighty big balls for saying something like that to me, knowing that I'm going to kick your ass." He stepped closer to me, challenging me. I couldn't help but notice that our noses were nearly touching. "Bring it Puckett. I'm not scared of you anymore." I could have ripped his face off at that moment, and I would have, but Carly stepped between us, pushing us apart. "Chill out guys! Please just calm down. You need to say something along the lines of what you told Mrs. Benson so that you guys don't get caught in a web of lies. But make it a kid friendly version." I groaned and threw myself back on the couch. "So you're telling me that I'm supposed to tell the iCarly fans that the boy I've hated and picked on for YEARS and I got married? That's not happening. They'll all hate me, just like they hate him!" "Wow thanks Sam." Freddie attempted to sit down, but I stuck my legs out so that he couldn't. To my surprise, instead of giving up, he lifted my legs, sat, and then put my legs in his lap. I know we were married but this was just weird. "Uhh…Freddie?" I looked at him, confused. "Yeah Sam?" He turned to me and he was grinning. GRINNING. Ugh he was the most difficult person to figure out in the entire world. "GET OFF OF THE COUCH!" He shook his head and turned his attention to the TV, where a re-run of America Sings was being shown. "Fine then." I said, angry. "Don't mind if I keep my feet in your lap." "I don't." He said, not even looking at me. I had the urge to kick him in the balls but decided against it. Carly would probably get mad.
"Sam, all the fans know you're married already. It's just good if you clarify a few things. I vote you do it now, before Spencer comes back with the ham. Cause we all know you aren't going to move once you get your ham." "True." I stood up and grabbed Freddie by the wrist. "Let's go dorkwad."
*Freddie POV*
It took over an hour and a half just to film the video because every time Sam had to say she was in love with me, she would either fake gag or flick me in the head. Finally we figured out a way to do it so that she wouldn't have to say it, and we finished it in one take. "Well that's a relief." Sam sighed, and dropped on the bean bag. I sat down next to her and gulped. It was really bugging me that she was having such a hard time saying she loved me, even if it was just for show. "What's your problem Fredison?" She looked at me, and it almost seemed that she was concerned. I had never seen the look on her face before (at least when it comes to me) and it was a tad confusing. "Nothing. I was just wondering. Why do you hate me so much? Sorry if it's a weird question I just never quite understood." "Well, you're too smart, your hair's always perfect, you're too nice and you make an easy punching bag." I softly chuckled. "Hmm… it's funny Sam. The reasons you hate me are the reasons any normal girl would like me." Her face turned red and she punched my shoulder. "Whatever dork. I gotta go home and pack. Big day tomorrow." I nodded and she walked out of the room, leaving me confused. I couldn't stop thinking about the night I went to talk to her in her and Carly's hotel room. The way she had acted (and looked) then had made me believe that there was a possibility everything could work out. I had almost developed some feelings for her that day. So why did she have to come back and ruin everything? Sam was putting me through hell, more than usual. It was kind of weird.
*Gibby POV*
RING RING. "Hello?" I practically dove for my phone when I saw the caller I.D. "Gibby? It's Carly." "I know." I laughed. "Caller I.D. remember?" "Oh right." She laughed. "Listen, I have a favor to ask you." "Yeah?" I knew exactly what she was going to ask before she said it. "I know you followed Sam and Freddie into that chapel. You need to tell me all of the details. NOW." "Fine." I groaned. "But just remember, you're the one who sent me inside!" "I know." Carly huffed. "I'll be over in 5 minutes." I hung up the phone and ran to my bedroom to put on one of my fresh Hawaiian flowered button ups. The Gibster needs to look fresh for the ladies.
A/N: Are you confused about the ending? I hope you are! Hehe Carly did something BA-AD! Well not bad. Just not good. I'll stop there. I know I said they'd move in but I liked this chapter better. We still have a lot more story to go so be patient!
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-Toria
