HEYOOOOO! I am updating this story yet again! Why? Because…. WHY ARE YOU GETTING IN MY BUENESS?! Haha, just joking! In all honesty tho, I feel like no one has been following the story, so I would really appreciate the review every chapter or so, and maybe a few favs and follows as well!

Even so, I really enjoy putting this story out, cause I love to let people read my writing and that shizzle! So yeah, not much more to say, but enjoy the story guys!

The screen fades in to show the ruins as the show begins. "Last time, on Total Drama!" Chris starts, initiating a flashback showing clips from the previous episode. "We had our 14 contestants become miniature archeologists, searching for buried treasure in the burning heat with no shade at all!" Chris laughed sadistically. "But the only thing during that challenge then the heat, was the Awesome amount of drama within it! Thanks to Dawn's valiant efforts, Lauren finally, slightly, maybe warmed up to Connor, even helping him with the challenge as well! Wow. Next, Manitoba hit on Ali in front of EVERYONE, specifically, JJ! Ali seems to enjoy the attention based on what she revealed in the confessional! Now Manitoba, why don't you tell us why your hitting on Ali?" Chris asked his Co-host.

"She's as hot as the outbac' that's why mate!" Manitoba answered.

"Nice dude, JJ finally managed to stand up for himself, telling Mark off, which caused him to do a tiny bit of scheming. And by that, I mean sabotaging his own team and blaming it on JJ. In the end, JJ was headed home, but by stumbling upon a McLain Brand Immunity Idol, the nerd managed to get revenge on Mark for everything, by doing EXACTLY what Mark did during the final four elimination ceremony last season. Funny part is that it was the exact same idol Mark used last season! Talk about insult to injury!" Chris laughed. "Were down to thirteen, and it wil only get better from here! Who will take the fall?, and how much will I laugh at them before hand. Most likely a lot, but stay tuned for the answer to the first question, tonight, on TOTAL…"

The camera pans out to show the entire ruins. "DRAMA…"

The camera pans out even further so the ruins are barely visible in the distance. "BC!"

THEME SONG PLAYS

Yo mom and dad I'm doing fine, you guys are on my mind!

Michael and Jaden are swimming away from a herd of alligators

You asked me what I wanted to be and I think the answers plain to see

Dawn sees them and calms the alligators down and sends them to attack Mark and Bella

I WANNA BEEEEE FAMOUS!

Mark and Bella swim away, and then Monaco takes off the alligator head, and laughs in a crazy manner

I wanna live, close to the sun,

Brendan and Connor are fencing on a bridge, when Connor accidently knocks Maddi off the bridge

Oh pack your bags cause I've already won

Maddi is saved by two arrows shooting her shirt to the wall, and then Mathew and Edith hug each other before backing away awkwardly.

Everything to prove nothing in my way, I'll get there on dayyyyy

Manitoba smirks at Ali, causing her to blush, and JJ glares at Manitoba from behind Ali

Cause I WANNA BEEEEE FAMOUS!

Garret is swinging on a vine and then crashes into the wall

Nanananananananananaaaaaaaaa

Lauren pulls of some awesome moves while going through the temple

I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE FAMOUS!

Drew draws a very strange and elaborate in the main chamber of the temple

I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE FAMOUS!

Suddenly the symbol gives off a very bright light, suprising Drew and devouring the screen with light

*Whistling* Dodododododooooooo!

Connor and Lauren are holding hands and looking into each other's eyes before being surprised by Monaco

THEME SONG OVER

The Screaming Tribe is in the dungeon, at the crappy lopsided round wood table, eating a meal, well, at least trying to.

"I really doubt this is legal" Mathew complained. "Isn't there something about no inhumane torture or something?"

"I believe that's the Unite States dude" JJ corrected. "Were in Canada!"

"Yeah yeah, potato patato," Mathew replied, rolling his eyes.

"Ummm, I really don't think-"JJ tried to explain, as a knife whizzed by his face. "What the hell Edith! That could have taken out my eye!" JJ exclaimed, surprised and very, very freaked out, looking towards Edith.

"I wouldn't have hit you!" Edith dryly defends herself. "I have precise aim. Plus, you were starting to get annoying with your nerdy talk, TRAITOR!"

"Are you guys that gullible to believe I would sabotage my own team?!" JJ exclaims as he just walks away with his food while Garret and Monaco just stare in fear of what just occurred.

Confessional (Edith/JJ)

Edith: "I know JJ didn't do it, but its best to strike fear into his heart, as well as turn the team against him. He's a strong player, mot physically, but he has an exceptional ability to make allies. If people don't trust him, he won't have allies, and if he's paranoid, well, more paranoid then usual, it'll just annoy everyone, and boom, JJ's out.

SHIFT

JJ: *Hyperventilating* "I am dead! I have to find a way to clear my name! Its either that or we win, A LOT, and based on my teams performance, I really don't think that's a realistic goal"

Confessional over (Edith/JJ)

IN THE MCLEAN PALACE…

"Wow, the architecture of this castle is amazing!" Jaden exclaimed, looking at the halls and admiring the handicraft

"It really i- Connor try's to say as Jaden cuts him off.

"But its to bad its not periodically correct!" Jaden explains. "Back in ancient times, the palace wouldn't have been so big, due to the limited resources available" Jaden goes on, spouting words faster then Connor can take them in. "It really makes you wonder how they built the pyramids when they had so few tools to use! Its really cool cause…" Jaden continues, and at this point Connor is wide eyed in irritation.

Confessional (Connor)

Connor: Jaden's defiantly my good chum, but Christ he can be a bit annoying, a lot"

Confessional over (Jaden)

"Jaden, could you please stop for a second" Connor requested sternly.

"And then- Wait, what do you need?" Jaden asked as he finished his rampage of words.

"Please hear me out!" Connor started. "I need you to learn how to be quiet! Its just annoying how much you talk sometimes my friend!" he says, as he loses his British composure towards the end.

"Okay man, I-I get it.." Jaden barely chokes out, tears starting to well up in his eyes.

"Wait Jaden, I didn't mean it that way!" Connor called after his friend, who just sulked to his room. "Bloody 'ell, what 'ave I done?" The brit asks himself.

Confessional (Connor/Jaden)

Connor: "My lord, I really screwed up didn't I? I didn't mean to hurt his feelings, but I really should and could have stated that better, couldn't I?"

SHIFT

Jaden: *Sobbing with his knees pulled up to his face* "Well, I-I guess I know why everyone hates me so much, waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

Confessional over (Connor/Jaden)

At the palace spa…

Ali is relaxing in the hot tub after a nice soothing massage, well needed after the back breaking work that accompanied the archeology challenge before.

"Ahhhhhh…." Ali sighed with content. "I never knew how much work treasure hunting took until now…" Ali said to herself, at least, that's what she thought.

"Ei mate, I 'ear ya!" Manitoba said as he walked into the spa in his bathing suit and his signature fedora. "Imagin' havin to find the location of it 'irst!" He stated.

"Wha-, o hey Manitoba!" Ali said quickly, blushing. "Wha-what are you doing here?" She asked nervously.

"'ust hopin to relax 'fore the next challenge!" He answered. "Hostin is 'arder then it looks!" Manitoba stated nonchalantly. "If I 'ad it my way, I wouldn't make ya beautiful body 'ork a second out in that 'eat!" he complimented, making Ali's blush go from tomato red, to cherry red.

"he he, thank you!" She barely managed to get out, before realizing what she was doing. "Umm, I'm going to uhhhhh, take a nap?" She tried to say convincingly, and failing miserably.

Confessional (Ali/Manitoba)

Ali: "Uggghhhh! Pull it TOGETHER Ali! You have a boyfriend, and you love him! I think? Oh God Damn me! Why can't I just ignore Manitoba?!"

SHIFT

Manitoba: "She's fallin' for me fasta then an boulda in a temple! Heheh!"

Confessional over (Ali/Manitoba)

Jaden walks into the dining hall, his head down, and his long hair covering his face.

"Oh Jaden, don't feel bad" A high voice piped up, surprising Jaden, causing his head to shoot up. "He didn't mean to hurt you!" Jaden just looked away uncomfortable, how did Dawn know about this? "Jaden, its all over your aura that Connor upset you with his comments!" Dawn explained.

"Whatever' was Jaden's short reply. "No one likes me anyway…"

"Actually, you have a lot of friends here, including me, Ali, Maddi, Drew, and Connor!" Dawn explained to him.

"Then why does everyone tell me to shut up if they like me?!" Jaden asks angrily.

"That is because sometimes you just go overboard with your talking!" Dawn answered.

"Gah, I don't need your pity!" The chatter box yelled as he stormed off, a swirl of emotions storming around him.

Confessional (Jaden/Dawn)

Jaden: "Okay, I'll admit, that was a bit harsh… I'm just… I'm just sick of being told to shut up! Okay!"

SHIFT

Dawn: "I am going to have a serious talk with Connor later! He has to make amends to his friend, no matter how much he may annoy him! It's the way of life, forgiving and repentance!"

Confessional over (Jaden/Dawn)

"ALRIGHT PEOPLE!" Chris boomed through the loudspeaker.

"WAAHHH!" Garret yelled, falling off of his cot in the dungeon, awakened in surprise. "God damned floor!" He complained, before the cot fell on him. "God Damned bed! OWwwwwwww…."

"AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!" Chris laughed. "WHILE THAT WAS HELARIOUS, I'M REALLY BORED! SO I DECIDED, ITTTTSSSSS CHALENGE TIME! MEET ME AT THE ENTRENCE TO THE JUNGLE!" The sadist host announced.

"Can someone help me up?" Garret asked, before the screen flashed.

AT THE ENTRENCE TO THE JUNGLE…

"Welcome, final 13!" Chris greeted the remaining contestants as Garret barely made it there. "Today's challenge will test your agility, stealth, and hunting skills!" The host explained. "In this jungle, we have released the infamous, SASQUATCHANAKWA!" He explains in a creepy voice, causing Ali to smirk confidently.

Confessional (Ali)

Ali: "Yes! In the final three challenge, I had no trouble at all catching that guy!" *Pumps her fist up* "This is gonna be a synch to complete!"

Confessional over (Ali)

"But, there is a BRUTAL twist!" Chris started, causing most the contestants (besides Lauren and Maddi) to gasp in terror.

"Oh come on guys, you seriously weren't expecting a twist!" Maddi asks dryly. "We've already competed in another season!"

"Yeah, b-but it w-wasn't nearly as t-tough as this one!" Garret stammered.

"Meh" JJ said. "I'm used to it" He said, referring to his veteran status from season one.

"Same here!" Ali said, walking over to JJ and giving him a peck on the cheek, which the nerd blushed at, while Manitoba just glared as he walked over from the palace.

"Hey Chris, do you think I could switch-' JJ tried to ask.

"Nope, sorry bro! All teams are final!" Chris told him, which in response the nerd just sighed.

"Fine"

"Now, the twist for this challenge is, that Manitoba and Chef" Chris gestured to the two, who were wearing camouflage clothing. "Will be hunting you guys down!" Chris announced. "They will use these very strong sleep darts" Chris held up a dart with a purple liquid. "To put you losers to sleep! Each will knock you out cold, so be careful! Also, the hunters CANNOT assist their team with the hunting of Sasquatchanakwa, if they do so, your team will be disqualified, and will be facing elimination tonight! Also, the first team to bring back the beast, or whatever team survives longest, wins immunity, and the losing team will be facing elimination tonight!" Chris finished.

"I don't get paid enough for this!" Chef complained as he rushed into the jungle with Manitoba, who replied.

"Suck it 'p dingo, back on the out'ack, we face death ever' day, and I 'on't get paid 'or it!"

"You challenge begins….." Chris paused, leaving the teams itching to go forward.

"NOW!" He announced, causing the two teams to rush into the forest in different directions.

"Now time to sit back, relax, and watch these guys make fools of themselves!" Chris said to himself, reclining in his beach chair under an umbrella with a soda.

Confessional (Mathew/Ali)

Mathew: "Oh yeah, another challenge that is right up my ally! I must say Chris, these challenges are extremely good … for me!"

SHIFT

Ali: "Alright, time to repeat history again! I just got to find some bait to lore the creature out, and McLain Palace here we come!"

Confessional over (Ali/Mathew)

With the Tribe…

"Alright people, I'm leading us!" Mathew declared. "Any-"

"We know the speech already!" Edith exclaimed quietly. "If we disobey you we go home! Now can we get a move on?"

"UGH!" Mathew groaned, not at all happy with his allies attitude. "JJ, you take the front for a minute!" Mathew demanded.

"Forget team Screaming Tribe, this is dictatorship Screaming Tribe" JJ grumbled to himself.

"What do you want, -king?" Edith asked sarcastically.

"Cut the attitude, jailbird!" Mathew cut in. "You said you would help me gain control. And considering your major influence among the others, you might not want to rebel so much!" Mathew explained.

"Hey, I'll help you gain control" Edith agreed, slightly. "I can promise you that much, which I've been doing since day one! But, I'm not going to throw away my personality for you!" Edith explained. "Or is that too much for you princess?' Edith mocked.

"Don't you DARE call me princess!" Mathew yelled in her face, before walking back to take the lead of the pack.

"Hey guys, look!" Monaco yelled back. Everyone came up to the front to see a sleeping Garret.

"What the hell!" JJ asked.

"Awww, dosen't he look so cute?!" Monaco asked.

"Whatever, lets keep going!" Mathew demanded, walking forwards, everyone eventually following until no one is left in the clearing besides Garret, who would be brought back later.

Confessional (Edith)

Edith: "I'll admit it, he is REALLY starting to get on my nerves, but I'm just going to stick with him until at least the merge, then that arrogant, self-centered, hot-"Edith stops there realizing what she just said. "Umm, disregard that last part…"

SHIFT

Edith is up against the camera, fiddling with it. "GIVE ME THAT TAPE! I want that TAPE! How is it this not coming off?!"

Confessional over (Edith)

With the Towering Tikis…

The team of eight is prowling the jungle, not the slightest clue where the sasquatch may be.

"Hey guys, do any of you have a clue of where were going?" Brendan asked, taking a sip from the water he brought in his backpack.

"Hmmm" Ali pondered. "Oh, I know!" She exclaimed before climbing the tree in a few graceful leaps.

Confessional (Lauren)

"I must admit, for someone who sucks that much at skate boarding, she is pretty athletic!"

Confessional over (Lauren)

Ali is at the top of a tall tree, using her hand to shield her eyes from the light. "Now where is he…" She asks herself. "There he is!" She exclaims, before hearing a scream.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Connor screams, prompting Ali to leap downwards, only to find Brendan and Lauren on the ground, sleeping soundly.

"What happened?" Ali asks urgently.

"Two darts just came out of no where and just…" Connor explained, gesturing to the two sleeping teammates.

"Okay, that's not good" Ali said. "Lets split up, the sasquatch is over that way!" She explained, pointing towards the monsters den. "Lets split up into teams of two so they'll have a harder time! Connor, your with Jaden!" Ali told the chatterbox, who hadn't said a word during the challenge.

"C'mon mate, lets get going!" Connor told his depressed friend, and they silently dashed away.

"Dawn, you'll come with me!" Ali decided. "Maddi and Drew, you two work together! Now lets go!" Ali cheered.

Confessional (Jaden/Connor/Maddi/Drew)

Jaden: "…"

SHIFT

Connor: "Hopefully I can make things right with Jaden, I really screwed up and I truly am sorry!"

SHIFT

Maddi: "Great, stuck with pervert boy! He's a nice guy, but I am not going to deal with that major crush of his! I don't want to start dating now, and I hopefully never will!"

SHIFT

Drew: "Yes, yes, yes! I can finally make things right with Maddi! That's if she forgives me for drawing her in a bathing suit… Please let me be lucky!"

Confessional over (Jaden/Connor/Maddi/Drew)

Meanwhile, the Tribe is already preparing to capture the yeti.

"Alright, me and Edith will rush it from the front! JJ and Monaco, you try to get this rope over it!" Mathew says, before he falls forwards, revealing he has been shot in the butt with a dart.

"Okay then, I'LL rush him, and you two will trap him!" Edith finalized the plan.

"Sounds good to me!" JJ gives his feedback.

"E-scope is READY for action!" Monaco exclaimed.

With Ali and Dawn…

"Alright Dawn, were almost…" Ali trails off as she falls after being hit with a tranq.

"Ali!" Dawn cries, before going on towards the layer if the yeti.

With Jaden and Connor…

"Jaden, please mate, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult you, I just let myself go!" Connor pleads. "I didn't mean those things I said, honestly!"

"…" Is Jaden's silently replied .

Suddenly Connor notices something. A dart whizzing through midair. "NOOOOOOOO!" Connor yells as he covers Jaden, taking an arrow to the knee, quite literally, before passing out.

Confessional (Jaden)

"Connor, I forgive you man, thanks for saving me back there and- Whoops, almost started rambling there!"

Confessional over (Jaden)

Jaden is about to keep going when he gets hit by another tranq.

"AND ITS only DAWN AND GARRET LEFT!" Chris announces.

Dawn has taken the tranq that hit Ali, and took out a blow dart shooter. She has a clear shot of the sasquatch, and victory, but the she stands up.

Confessional (Dawn)

Dawn: "I will not hurt mother earth, the one who feed us, and provides us with life, just for this perverse game!"

Confessional over (Dawn)

After Dawn stood up, she opens her arms outwards and yells. "Come shoot me, for I will not allow anyone else to get hurrrrrr…." Dawn slurred as she fell down, uncounsous.

"AND THE SCREAMING TRIBE WINS, FOR ONCE!" Chris booms.

LATER…

The Towering Tiki's are sitting before the bonfire for the first time.

"Well, poor performance today guys, really expected better!" Chris starts. "Any way, when I call your name, get the idol of your head, and place it on the next level of the pyramid."

"Ali"

"Drew"

"Maddi"

"Jaden"

"Brendan"

"And Lauren"

"Connor, you caused both you and Jaden to get hit, which caused your team the lost, and Dawn, you wouldn't shoot the beast, which also cost your team the game!" Chris explained.

"I stand next to Mother Earth!" Dawn says firmly.

"And the final head goes to…"

….

..

"Connor"

"Yes!" the Brit yelled.

"Dawn, you have a second chance though!" Chris said.

"WHAT!" Everyone exclaimed.

"Instead of Dawn going home, I'm outing her on the SCREAMING TRIBE!" Chris announced.

"Thank you Chris" Dawn thanked the host.

Chris turned to the camera as the contestants walked away. "Were still at 13 contestants, but not for long! Who will ride the hurl of Shame? Find out next time, on the most Epic bonfire ceremony yet, on TOTAL DRAMA BC!" Chris concludes as the screen fades away.

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