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It has been a week since the near raping and the joke gone wrong. Today is valentine's day, a day filled with joy and happiness for all except one. "I hate valentine's day", Teto said crying into her pillow. She was in her room with Tei hiding from rabid fans.
Tei, on the other hand, loved Valentine's Day. Mostly the color red," I think Valentine's Day is fun, I have a date today in like an hour. Why do you hate it?"
"One Ruko said she hated me. Two you stole my girlfriend. Three fans keep sending to much candy and attacking us."
"No, Ruko said she hated u the letter u, that was also a joke, plus you never asked her to be your girlfriend, and I got the fan under control."
Teto came up from her pillow" You threw Ruko out to those animals."
"Hey, last hired first to be fired out of the cannon into rabid fans" Tei shrugged off," Besides you could have went back and got her if you wanted."
Teto walked over to the window to check on Ruko," She looks fine. She is standing out really well actually."
"Really I thought she would be torn apart", Tei stopped." Um...Teto that doesn't look fine. It looks like they tore off her shirt and she's just barely getting away."
"But her bare essentials look absolutely fine. Their standing out really well", Teto said getting back to herself. "Wait I can take advantage of this. I got this Tei, I'm so excited."
"Calm down, if you get too excited you're going to do something that you'll regret later", Tei warned.
Teto spread her arms," What could go wrong?", Teto suddenly turned and knocked Tei out of the window. "Hmm, in a way she was using a literary device."
Ruko just got back into the house and she was terrified. Rook just so happened to be walking by," Ruko you're not looking to well. What hap-"
Ruko had got Rook in a vice grip of a hug and started crying," It was horrible, Tei, she shot me out of a cannon into the crowd of outside and they took my shirt."
Rook started to get a nose bleed because Ruko's breast were rubbing against him," I've noticed", Rook laughed nervously.
Teto came running down to the first floor where Rook and Ruko are standing," Ruko, I was so worried about you", Teto stopped at the sight," So what do we have here."
"The consoling of a distressed friend", Rook answered.
"That's the oldest excuse in the book", Teto said flipping through a book" See page 43 Section Y sub section D of paragraph 6, line 24, and it's the third appositive on the right. If you want to know when it was made go to-Hey", Teto yelled as the book was pulled away from her.
"Hello, Teto", Tei said with a evil glare in her eye," I was just wondering what kind of excuse you have for me."
"You know you are sounding eviler by the second", frozen in place with fear Teto could not move to run away.
"That's page 1s title of the chapter that deals with angry women."
Teto started to whimper,"R-ruko help me", she whispered.
'She's so cute when she's scared', Ruko thought," Tei, I think you should calm down."
"Do you really want get in between this Ruko", Tei questioned as a dark aura exploded from behind her.
Things were about to get out of control when there came a knock at the door," I better go get that", Teto tried to run away but got caught by Tei.
"Ruko or Rook will get the door. You will stay here", Tei turned to Rook and Ruko," Right?"
"No need I let myself",Rin said. She walked over to Tei and gave her a hug," Happy valentine's day", then Rin kissed her cheek and all the evil melted away.
"How cliché", Teto said. Then all of it came right back surrounding both Rin and Tei. Teto hid behind Ruko, bumping Rook out of the way into another room," I'm sorry", Teto repeated over and over again.
"Ready to go Rin", Tei asked.
"I am but I'm not sure about you. Don't you want to wear a skirt or some pants before going out", Rin pointed out.
Tei looked down to the surprise that she wasn't wearing her skirt," The fans must have torn it off like Ruko's shirt."
"I understand why Ruko got shot in it but why you?"
"Teto knocked me out of her window."
"Did you really do that", Ruko asked.
"It was all for you", Teto countered.
"Page 117 section H subsection Q paragraph 25 line 35 sixth from the noun used as a verb", Tei read," One of the oldest excuses in the book, right Teto."
Rin hooked her arm with Tei and drug her to her room," Come let's get you a new, same looking, outfit on."
Writer's block set in at this point, so in the next chapter it will still be valentine's day
