Ok, so I know I said this was last on my list, but I am at my boat and I decided to write a chapter…. This was an experience that happened last week!

So please review so I know you like it!

Please read my co-written story The Cullen's Annual Camping Trip by Texanvampy24

Enjoy!

Edward-Bold Bella- regular Alice- Italics Rosalie- Bold underlined Esme-Italics Underlined Jasper- bold italics Emmett- regular underlined

-The Cullen's were all sitting in the basement when Alice started passing a note and they all started passing notes-

OMFG, I got sharpie on my ass!! :(

Ummm…..

How did you get sharpie on your ass?!

I bet it was during sex…. Good job Jasper!

Hahaha

No you dumbass, I was out shopping and someone marked my shirt with a sharpie and the shirt is down to my ass so that's why I said that!

Ooooooooooooooh haha that sucks

Yes my sista it does suck!

It sucks ass!

WHAT SUCKS ASS?

Emmett Cullen watch your mouth and no inappropriate stuff please!

Back to my sharpie thing….

What are u gonna do about it?

There isn't anything I can do about it… this shirts ruined!! :(

Awwww I'm sorry!

What happened?

I was shopping and someone got sharpie on my butt! :(

Awwwww sorry to hear that!

It's ok, you know what that means Bella!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SHOPPING!! :)

Alice I forbid you to take my girlfriend shopping!

She's still going!

Oh no I'm not!

Oh yes you are, now end of discussion!

It's not over….

Until the FAT LADY SINGS?

Ahahahaha

Well that's what you said!

That's not what I meant idiot!

Your still going shopping….

Grrrrrr!

Are you an animal now?

If so, I hope your not a mountain lion, Edward may eat you!

I just got here and already the notes are scaring me.

YOUR wife wants to take me shopping!

So let her?

YOUR NO HELP! :-P

Sorry Bella, but I gotta do what my wife wants….

Why's that?

She has reasons…..-shakes-

Ummm wow!

AHAHAHA! I am the best!

Yes Queen Alice…. I guess I gotta go with you!

I like it, Queen Alice…. You shall be called Queen Bella

Ok Queen Alice!

So I shall be King Edward?

Ahaha, nope cause there's already a King Edward who is the king of a country…. That won't be good!

Alright then?

Anyways Queen Alice…. What do u wanna talk about?

Let's talk about sex baby! Let's talk about you and me…. Let's talk about bubbles in a tub, let's talk about making love!

No Emmett…. We won't be talking about that!

Hahaha, no –shifts uncomfortably-

Awwww does sex make you uncomfortable?

No it doesn't!

Anyways, let's talk about our trip to Cedar Point.

Ok, I want to ride the Dragster.

Love, you like roller coasters?

Hell to the YES!

I didn't know that.

I wanna ride the new roller coaster…. I don't know the name of it!

Can I ride the Corkscrew?

If you can fit in it!

Hey, don't make fat jokes! Cause I can make sex jokes about you!

Um… ok?

Anyways, let's just go shopping please.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars!

You can?

……

It's a song… it's called Handlebars, it's awesome!

Yes that song is awesome!

I can lead the nation with a microphone, with a microphone!

Yes you can, you have a big mouth!

Heyyyyyyyyyy!

Bitch please, she don't have a big mouth at all! Your wife has a bigger mouth than she does.-snaps finger in Z formation-

Did you just call me a bitch?

Yes I did….

Wow….

Hahaha, he got called a bitch!

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!

??

Who me?

No I just heard someone say that the other day, I thought it was really funny!

Ok wow, let's go shopping cause I'm getting bored of notes!

Fine… whatever!

Ok I'm going to my room for a few, you wanna come Bella?

Sure!

OOOH no you guys won't be in there for an hour. You get 15 minutes!!

-As Alice said that, they both walked away from the notes. 25 minutes later Alice finally drug them away from each other (much to their disappointment) and the girls went shopping!-

Ok, this chapter isn't as good as I wanted it to be, but that's cause I'm not in the greatest mood to write it…. Sorry if it's short!

The first part off this chapter(the sharpie thing) actually happened…. One day I got sharpie on my shirt so I went around saying OMG I got sharpie on my ass!

The song lyrics Lets talk about sex baby… let's talk about you and me, lets talk about bubbles in a tub… let's talk about making love, that is from the song Hotline by Pretty Ricky.

The "Queen Alice" thing is something my friend made up… she said call me "Queen" before my name so I did…. Random fact: Apparently my name is now M-Diddy or M-Dizzle. My friend now calls me that! Lol

The end song Handlebars is a random song my friend made me listen to and I laughed soo hard cause the song is really cool actually! You should listen to it!

Oh and the Cedar Point thing is cause I just went to Cedar Point last Friday….

Anyways, please review so I will update more!

-Emmett-Cullen-lova