HTYT - This one is a random one!
Yugi - ...Was this guy really hot?
Yami - (carefully hides his sadness and jealousy)
HTYT - Yugi, would you do me a favour?
Yugi - Yeah?
HTYT - (whispers) Ravish Yami senseless?
Yugi - ...With great pleasure.
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-The One With The Balcony Slumber Party-
Ishizu sipped the punch through the straw, giggling with Yugi and Serenity. Since she was having problems with her loud grandmother, who she shared an apartment with, she was staying over at Yugi's, and they had turned the first night into a slumber party. She was fine...until this was said.
Yugi chuckled, tipsy from the rum punch and put his feet up on the balcony table, where they had settled with pizza to spy on a certain man who they all had the hots for. "Ok...Ishizu...do you remember that vegetarian pate stuff I made you?" he asked, still giggling, and Serenity's chuckles gained volume, knowing exactly what he was talking about, "Well, unless goose is a vegetable..."
Ishizu, who was a strong vegetarian, was absolutely mortified and her face contorted in disgust, "EW EW EW!...Oh great now I don't feel as bad for sleeping with Leon Williams," she replied, delighted when Yugi's eyes widened and he stopped laughing.
"YOU SLEPT WITH LEON!? WHEN?!"
"After you broke up!" she reassured.
"How long?"
"...couple of hours," she said, taking another sip at the punch. Serenity laughed louder and had to steady herself from the position on the wall by the fire escape.
"Oh, well THAT'S nice!" Yugi's voice took on a sarcastic tone as he glared at her.
Serenity calmed down a little and shifted, and as she did so a pillow cascaded to the street several floors down. The young woman ignored it and proceeded with her own confession, aimed at her childhood friend. "Yugi, you remember back in college on Valentine's Day? Well, the card Julian left in your locker was really from me!"
"What?" he was mortified.
"Oh come on Yugi, like he'd really send you one!" she giggled again and caught Ishizu's attention, "he was a big boy back then..."
Before they could get into another argument, Ishizu shot up out her seat, pointing animatedly to the window across the street, where the hot guy Kaito was in nothing but a towel, "LOOK LOOK! THERE HE IS!"
"WHERE?"
"Well, where we've been watching all night!" she exclaimed.
Yugi stared, "Ok...come on Kaito-baby...just drop it, just drop the towel..." he spoke hopefully, waving his arms a little.
"Come on, drop the towel!" Serenity encouraged, even though the man across the street couldn't hear any of their pleas.
Then they were all chanting together, "Sweetie, drop the-" the three fell silent. Then a moment later regained the ability to speak and tilted their heads slightly to the side and widened their eyes at the sight of the naked man across the street from them, admiring the hot body and the...well...other important regions..."Wow..."
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HTYT - Told you it was random!
