(Fatalities: I'm so lucky this dimension has real music, if it didn't I would be bored as f**k.

Thanks to:

Curse you Perry the Platypus: I will, but watch it, X is mine. XD kidding, but I really do love him.

Glacier (guest): Yeah, when left in the document I can do things. The Suethor never reads these answers, so I'm safe in this thank you section. I can only write what is true, if I lie nothing really changes. I'm a piece of the story now, a narrator, not the author. I'm powerless here, a civilian. Although Slade has said I have the power to annoy people to death.

SerenePanic: No clue, I just guessed. I did love that episode though, "haunted," it was amazing. Really dark, but I was already f****d up as a child. Eh, laws of physics here are as flexible as the fourth wall. I really do love crack fics… so cracky XD And he is Jason! I love Jason too :3 Yeah, I would rather have Trigon try to take over the world again if it meant I didn't have to deal with Sparkle the b***h-i-corn.

DragonWinglet: I know, I hate that. Uh, not exactly a good idea to follow in my footsteps, Sue's are creepy, and that's ME saying that. Yeah. They are f*****g scary. Fudge bars… didn't know that would become such a popular topic XD I'm going to get archery and fencing lessons (you know, back in my universe when my parents find a place that will teach me around here,) and my dad is going to take me out shooting (good influences, right?) but I still want my g*****n switchblade. You have no idea how happy that last sentence made me :P

TheOneWhoSupportsCrackShippi ng (or something like that, Jojo your name is f*****g long.): That was a really obscene review, and its nice to know you think of Slade that way… oh Jojo, what am I going to do with you? XD Yup, I'm stuck, and I will get him. Red X is freaking hot.

ProcrastinatorsUniteTomorrow : It's too late, they have been corrupted (insert evil laugh)

Archer of Ecclesia: Ooh new reviewer! Thanks, glad you're liking it! I was worried about getting Raven right, she's kind emo but not really, kinda goth but not exactly, stoic but sarcastic, a little difficult, ya know? Yeah, that's just one of the running gags I enjoy doing in Sue parodies. Yeah, I'm a girl. I tend to think of everyone as a girl on here until proven wrong. Then I'm like, "Holy s**t! A guy? Are you sure? Marry me? Kidding… But seriously, of male gender?" It's just so uncommon for guys to be here, but it's awesome when you see one because they are generally a good author if they have the guts to post here.

Done yet, Fatal-b***h?

Fatalities: Ooh I love nicknames! Wanna know mine for you? You are g*****n mother f*****g Suethor b***h who can't write for s**t! A little long, lets shorten it to GDMFSBWCWFS. Think we can find a way to pronounce that?

You're so mean.

Fatalities: We all have our own ways of expressing ourselves. Write your c**p and get it over with so you can go f**k your Edward Cullen Twilight posters. Wow, really hope no twilight fans read that XD Sorry peeps. I could have gone for Justine Bieber or Wrong Direction. I'm too offensive for my own good, aren't I? Yup, losing fans over that last paragraph…

Yes. Yes you are and I am very hurt by that. If you weren't TRAPPED IN A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE BY ME (HA!) I would flame you.

Fatalities: We get along so perfectly, don't you think?

DISCLAIMER: You really think a Suethor owns TT?

Hope you guys enjoy Sparkle and her perfect-ness!

Fatalities: You just don't learn, do you?)

It was time. Time for Robin to prove his love for Sparkle. Instead of her usual modest dressing, she was wearing a small corset and underwear that somehow covered even less than her shorts. She waited in Robin's room, knowing he would be there soon. The door opened.

"Oh hey, Robbie-poo…"

(Time is skipping)

Starfire, the alien bitch, was off f*****g Slade and his henchmen because she is a b****y w***e who dresses like a s**t and is such a tramp. Don't you like Sparkle better? Yes, of course! Sparkle is part unicorn! And panda! And cat! And Angel! And fallen angel! And demon! And fairy! And vampire! And butterfly! And Goddess! And puppy! And lion! And tiger! And dragon! And mermaid! And ghost! And elf! And fox! And genie! And grim reaper! And nymph! And Pegasus! And she f****d Slender Man!

(OMG short chapter! Fatalities, post this, I'm going to go listen to music.

Fatalities: You mean listen to crap?

Jerk. Just post it. And remember to ask them to review.

Fatalities: Of course, after all, you are beautiful and amazing and I should totally bow down to you! (* smiles in a totally not fake way as Suethor leaves.*) Oh thank God. Fatalities' story time!)

Robin was tired, the Sue had been tormenting them for months now. He anxiously walked through the halls, he hadn't seen the monster Sue for an hour now. Where was she? Had she disappeared? He could only hope. He opened the door to his room, running a hand through his gelled hair and sighing.

"Oh hey, Robbie-poo…" He opened his eyes and screamed at the thing laying on his bed.

"Fuck Batman's rules! Someone give me a gun!"

(Time is skipping)

Starfire woke up to find herself in an old apartment. "You got yourself in quite the shitty position, cutie." She sat straight up and blasted the guy in the suit. He flew to the wall and crashed down to the floor. "Fuck, ever heard of asking questions first?" Starfire let out a squeak and helped the thief up.

"I apologize, but… what am I doing here?" She asked. Red X rubbed his ribs, feeling for anything broken. Luckily the suit's defenses protected him from most of the blast.

"Found the boy blunder being squeezed to death by that Sue and you lying on the ground in pain. I knew I couldn't fight of a Mary Sue, but I could get you out of there before she killed you for 'interrupting her fluffy moment with Robin.' By the way, the sparkly look, perfect on you." Red X said. Starfire looked herself over and realized there was glitter stuck in her hair and covering her costume.

"I believe the phrase would be… What the hell?" Starfire said. Red X looked at her for a moment, one eye bigger than the other in a comical expression before doubling over laughing his ass off.

"You're catching on quickly, princess." Starfire looked at him before she started laughing a bit too. She was covered in glitter at the apartment of a super thief who appeared to be trying to figure out how to breathe again. Red X recovered and looked at her. "Enough of that. I know Slade has been looking for me, and I know exactly why. Let's not keep him waiting. I hear that he has fudge bars."

"Fudge bars?" Starfire asked.

"Badass super thieves have to eat too." He threw back his cape in a dramatic gesture that seemed to mock Robin (for he, the alien noticed, did that quite often in all seriousness.) "Come with me, cutie, and together, we can rid the world of this monstrosity! While snacking on glorious treats made of frozen fudge!" Red X was feeling like quite the joker today. Starfire giggled and took his hand before they disappeared. Red X smirked under the mask. 'I knew I was hotter than the traffic light.' He thought.

(Fatalities: See you all next week when the Suethor decides to write again!)